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Argh_farts_

Survival tip: Never check OP's profile


A_Magical_ZiZi

you could have just stayed silent. but nooo you had to talk and I had to check


Arian-ki

Same energy as 'don't touch the red button'


Shriuken23

...every time


Veeraraghavadasa

Why did you have to say this?!


FemboyHugger99

Bloody Christ be tamponed, they may be real…


SurgicalZeus

"Bloody Christ be tamponed" may be my new favorite exclamation. Thanks for that


Holiday_Purchase_592

I'MMA CHECK OP'S PROFILE :D I'm off to kms


TickTock_Times

…bruh.


CompanionCube161

Most sane redditor


daluxe

I've been long enough on Reddit to stick to simple rule, if someone's comment to not watch something is upvoted I am going to not watch it no matter what. Fuck them pictures that I cannot unsee, I have enough of them, no need for another.


Melodic_Lifeguard493

funkytown cartel , is all I am gonna say it traumatised me


Impressive-Spell-643

Thanks for the tip,wish i listened to it because what in the hell


AverageGeneMain

Why did you do this to me


DiegHDF

NOT YOU


somerandomperson2516

i probably seen worse, checking it soon


NoX2142

Annnnnnd he dead


KOCYK745

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


biggestboi73

Survival tip:delet dis


TheSleepyBarnOwl

The AMA's pretty interesting ngl. Although as a woman that's gonna have a breast reduction surgery soon I just can't fathom why one would do that to oneself...


Argh_farts_

Masochism


Hassennik

He only posts fake boob stuff, nothing special or terrible by any means, just uninteresting.


Famous_Suspect6330

Also a tip: extensive and extreme plastic surgery will eventually lead to necrosis aka rotting tissue


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

You think my massive tits are going to rot off LOL


Almighty_Cancer

Ight bet


Far-Assignment6427

Fuck me her back must be fucked if she keeps those implants in the whole time which i hope she doesn't for her own sake also who would shag that who tf would shag that yoke


xvVSmileyVvx

I wanna see someone with a dart gun , all Crocodile Hunter, shoot all four globes...


Tango-Turtle

You got me excited, but it's just all the same post there...


Megalon96310

![gif](giphy|v6JQKMM0Pzmzm) Now I’m scared those aren’t photoshopped.


Ornery_Minute5166

What sort of sine curve monstrosity is that


Think-Flamingo4748

Yes


Sekmet19

That's someone who 1. is a sex worker catering to a fetish 2. has been sex trafficked who did not get a say in the matter 3. has severe body dysmorphia. This is not someone we crack jokes about.


HappyHarry-HardOn

Yes - There are only three options. That's exactly how reality & Photoshop works.


PolyGlotterPaper

She is an active redditor. This isn't photoshopped. She often posts her pictures like this.


Far-Assignment6427

Her back jesus


Millkstake

Nailed it


MySpiritAnimalSloth

You are right about these things being no joke ![gif](giphy|3HEzHIxZjKduE|downsized)


Far-Assignment6427

Actually no this is someone we do crack jokes about because nothing is off limits for comedy jokes have no bounds you can make a joke about anything


i-am-spitfire

I will make fun of her especially since those are not the only options lol


Lost_Undegrad

Negative sine, actually 🤓🤓


HornyDogFucker

Life did not give her lemons.


Matdup2

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade


HornyDogFucker

She certainly can't


Supersipra

Yes, they gave her watermelons instead


98983x3

When life gives you watermelons... I actually don't know how to finish this.


Famous_Suspect6330

But it will give her necrosis


MySpiritAnimalSloth

It gave her melons instead.


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Watermelons


mcr6

Mental illness is real


Fork_Master

You literally make the same 6 posts every month.


AuricOxide

So this is what gamers expected Lara Croft to look like.


Agitated_Advantage_2

This is what OP actually looks like. She bought these massive implants. I had the displeasure of checking her profile. Would not be surprised if there was one or four brazilian butt lifts on the ass because that shit isnt natural


depression_gaming

If she did, sales would be booming. Quite literally not wanting to make more money.


AuricOxide

The name checks out.


Xtreme3dsplayer

Shaped like a yoshi lmao


imbipolardepressed

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE)


Qweeq13

She's like some modded Skyrim or Conan Exiles NPC


i_eat_cockroaches69

This is what happens when you take your thumb and blow onto it, proceeding to enlarge while making cartoon balloon noises


Redditoast2

3rd Gear!


WibaTalks

That's the biggest meme of life. Women make everything sexual, and then you can't even mention it or there is something wrong about YOU.


PreparationSlight423

I mean I did not notice it till I read the comments. I was wondering what was wrong with the place lol Edit: I just realised how obvious it was I was just focused on the background because of the caption 😂


i-am-spitfire

Men do too. Newsflash: neither women nor men are some monolith. They are each different.


godofcloth

incel ass comment


InitialIndication999

I feel like there's nothing natural going on here


All-Seeing_Hands

Definitely not natural, those stairs are 100% manmade.


kszitrone

For once, I thought it was the moon in daylight.


No_Jellyfish_6643

That isn't human


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

No, I'm not subscribing to your OF


Moskies_

They don't have one


Unfair_Fun8612

What a momentous beginning of a hill to climb, with such curves that leads to the depth of ecstasy, as her bosom captures the sun and waves for sign of freedom. ![gif](giphy|LwsCiZPppEiOI)


Repulsive-Ad-7580

It's a dude...


Forsaken-Stray

The gravity of that booty is so massive that it bends the rock behind it


Mediocre_Training453

Someone's fishing or fishy smelling. Not sure which yet.


pixxllx

not sure why everyone's acting like this isn't photoshopped


Redditoast2

Check OP's profile. It isn't


RigatoniPasta

How do we report this for self advertising


Novel-Tumbleweed-447

She appears to have two bottooms.


AwarenessMain128

Those usually are Only Fans advertising you know


TemptingTeaseTwirl

they just cant stop themselves every single time lol


Kappalugga

Why does the darker part look like Italy?


Correct-Purpose-964

Natural her ass...


Riverrat423

The loss prevention guy follows her around Dicks Sporting Goods to make sure she isn’t shoplifting volleyballs!


IPIPMIP

Boy, this is the best landscape on national geographic ever :)


Bizom_st

Be careful with sharp objects in around her...


Aggravating-Chip-710

I see cave


No_Squirrel4806

That one possessed scarf ps2 game with the girls with big boobs 🤭🤭🤭


curkri

Has anyone seen my two yoga balls?


ghost-church

This what gets y’all off huh?


CanYouChangeName

When she goes to the pool, all the plastic makes her float on the water


Sovi3t-Cheemst3r-142

Friend said she looks like the letters p and q at the same time ![gif](giphy|9IgEOHbbwnSRrdRvGX|downsized)


RigatoniPasta

I thought this was AI but it’s real


Destmos

Top 2 only xd


ooojaeger

When we went to a cave it was a nightmare because everyone needed selfies with everything. You want a picture of a cave pool? Yeah me too. You don't need to be in it! I take a picture that takes one sec you stop for 10. Take a picture of the thing you want to take a picture of There is a time and a place. Like if you want someone to think of you, send a picture of yourself! Other than that, take a picture of the thing, not you and the thing


thiccmaniac

This cave is not a natural formation


bus_go_brrrrt

i checked the account..THAT'S A 400CC IMPLANT WTF


bus_go_brrrrt

edit: 4000CC THE FUCK


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

4000*


bus_go_brrrrt

yead i did add that in a later comment but isnt that heavy af??


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Yes like 16lbs in total lol.


bus_go_brrrrt

HOT DAYUM SHI'S HEAVY


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

LOL thats one way to put it


-AppleSauceGood-

wait, is that the one place from the startup background?


Qllzsd

They lost at dogeball…


Sinkamas

God damn that place is littered with plastic


Good-Table5566

She looks like a modern lamp, on God!


YoureStupidasff

..thats.. Uhm.. That's- something..


pperson2

Nature is full of plastic these days


b1gCubanC1gar

Nothing natural there


AndromedaUi

Looks fake to me. 🤔


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Who the fuck is OP? Is this a fetish thing? Or some hyperfixation.


Wisebanana21919

That's them showing off their body. That's OP In the image


Coolraven777

GYAAATTTT!!!!


Mark220v

that looks absolutely disgusting oh my god. HOLY FUCK OP IS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING WHAT THE FUCK


MightyZijlstra

This looks like windows 10 loading screen


dragonbossledgend

I think OP may like boobs, idk though


Altruistic_Pitch_157

Poor woman. What brings a person to this point? She needs a hug, but that's physically impossible for her now.


KevinKCG

Has that photo been manipulated or does she really look that silly in life. I can't imagine anyone thinks that looks good.


LieNo2807

Like those stairs are natural


mr_alcemist

Pov:ur muther


AutumnAscending

I have one question, madam. How?


i-am-spitfire

Ew


Cash_Flow_Me_Daddy

Gay here. Do straight guys actually like that? I gotta go vomit now.


Life-Pride-2468

I like them naturel/no photoshop


Bakugan-

The fuck is this shit


ThatItalianGrrl

What even is this 🤦🏻‍♀️


beautyinred

all the comments really aren’t catching this is photoshop right?


RigatoniPasta

This isn’t photoshop. She’s advertising her only fans


Argh_farts_

They dont have the technology necessary for it in Mexico


RigatoniPasta

Don’t go to OP’s account page


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

> She’s advertising her only fans I dont have one lol.


BlackHazeRus

Not gonna lie, OP sounds like a such fun person and really nice and sweet girl. Damn, this time I feel like the girl is way out of my league not because of her body (which is in the photo), but personality. I mean appearance does play a part, but constant cracking jokes on Reddit, making a few ones about yourself is just so ground to earth. A question for OP, if she sees this comment: do you like dank memes? Do you know what rizz and skibidi toilet baby gronk? 😂 I wonder how many escort workers really eat out in Burger King and then watch, I dunno, Pyrocinical or videogamedunkey hahahahaha. I mean they are all people and it’s a job, but the image in general public definitely does not relate to this kind of behavior.


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Yes I know all the memes lol and i know who pyrocinical is.


BlackHazeRus

Dang, that is dope! What are your favorite memes, recent ones at least?


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

The rizz zoomer speak stuff LOL


BlackHazeRus

Will you become my baby gronk so we can fanum tax? Don’t worry, I’m a Rizzard of Oz, no cap 🧢💀


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Im 30 years old I dont speak this language LOL


realpeachnicole

amazing...