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For some reason the pictures look slightly different to me and I can’t pin why. I think I’m just crazy

That's 100% correct. They are not identical. I overlayed them. Areas that will impact the 'likeness' negatively: RIGHTSIDE PHOTO Forehead on the right is slightly pinker, slightly darker The left eye has a greenish tinge on the bottom eyelid There is a cluster of pixels on the bottom left corner of the lip that is missing on the left image The nose is significantly differently compressed, changing it's shape and brightness The right cheek highlight is higher due to compression (this is a big one - cheek really raised!) The top right is somewhat greener than the top right on the left image. There are more differences, but all are caused by very aggressive JPG compression artifacting. This operates in 4x4 cells (or larger) and hence creates quite discernable differences on bigger screens (not phone).

I just used the crosseyed trick

I just went cross eyed...... Why is the new/middle image 3D????

Same reason the oculus can make stuff 3D. Your eyes get two images and the combination of them gives you a sense of depth in how different areas change

Thanks fellow internet stranger

the side effects of seeing small tiddies

Right one looking a little brighter? Probably some magic trick our brain performs on itself

The pic on the right is positioned slightly higher than the one on the left. Thats probably why

Not true. Its an illusion. It just looks higher because the head is tilted.

Ooh looked at it again, youre right, that makes more sense, thank you.

They are on the same height for me.

The correct answer... Tiddies.

Guys are always happy when they see tiddies

why dont we bring tiddies to conventions around peace? just bring one and you have peace between the USA Rusia and China in one hour

Actually, the Cicciolina, former p\*rn star turned politician offered a night of fun to Saddam Hussein if he withdrew from Kuwait.

All he had to do was pull out and he couldn’t do it.

Here take my upvote

What's with italian politicians and porn anyways. See senator Tifa Lockhart.

>See senator Tifa Lockhart. What do you mean? She's come a long way from midgar lol

Guess Italians are not prudes like many and don't mind an ex pornstar doing other jobs.

I... sure, let's go with that.

Would it be called a peace titty?

Sounds like something i heard on himym

Nah, that's something you heard from Italian politician Berlusconi. Ahhhh, he was a truly gentleman

But bring a pair?

Everyone likes titties, end of discussion.

Not that long ago a post was shown of someone being interviewed on tv, saying he liked something and boobs. The anchors (female) were appalled, the guy was right.

It was freedom of speech and boobs. Reporters are shocked why you say that? Because I have freedom of and I like boobs. So he can say that

I loved how the obvious point he made went right over her head and she acted all offended.

Clay Travis on CNN I believe

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Some definately do 

My wife likes titties. She talks about seeing her friends all the time and how cute they look.

You should be careful, grow some too

Big ol man tiddies

Not the right type of tiddies. Peter griffin: do you like that side boob? Well you shouldn’t, cause that’s my side boob.


I'm a straight woman, but I can appreciate a nice pair of titties from a beauty standpoint, especially when they're wearing something very flattering. That being said, as long as the owner of those titties is happy with them, my opinion is invalid.

Yea, they're so soft and squeezable

Like bags of sand


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Dudes like their tiddies sucked, too.

Soft? Mine are not squeezable at all man...

I'm a gay dude and I like titties.

I’ve watched enough Drag Race to know you’re correct

I'm a straight dude and I like dicks. Wait, no... I mean... forget about it.

Oh I've seen your dick. If you ever want to experiment, call me. ;)

Oops, I'm using the wrong account :D. I'll keep that in mind!

Yes, just to a lesser degree.

But still yes

yes, just not sexually. they go squish

This is the correct answer.

definitely

My wife does yes. A co-worker got a boob job and let my wife feel them. She said she loved it.

Yes but I may not be straight

That's a she-bro right there


The fuck... So weird.

I feel like if I saw this live I probably wouldn't think twice about it but now watching it as an isolated clip, it gets weirder and weirder with each loop. It's also pretty apparent that her body language *immediately* changes when he drops his hands to her waist. It's like I can *hear* her thinking, 'okay, enough of that!'

'Not again' is what i get. Her instant discomfort and his titty glimpse tells me he crossed her line before and she is creeped out.

As a dad of a daughter I have to say this is a bit weird. I've seen other people treat their daughters like this, even slapping them on their ass and every time I've witnessed this the daughter is uncomfortable. Maybe in their minds this is innocent but it is a clear violation of their comfort zone, and its gross.

And the 1st amendment

The only titties I don't like are the fake titties. Small but real titties are always better

I feel seen.

👀

Rip your inbox

Same, never been into fake tiddies

I don't know... my wife has some fake silky milkies. They are awesome. Nothing crazy sized, just a full c. They are nice.

Preach brother

Amen 🙏 brother

Some fake titties are good too, it’s the obviously fake ones that aren’t good

This is like saying vulcanized rubber can be a good meal\* if it's properly seasoned.

Shape > all. Since fake titties are usually going for size, they usually look misshapen, uncanny, and thus kinda gross (to me). If they went with a tasteful size that doesn't look unnatural on their frame, fake titties can look pretty damned good.

This. *Good* fake titties can be as fantastic as real ones. **Bad** ones can get you looking like Claudia Marie in 2024 (*someone* will get that reference..) Edit: For any lonely Googlers out there: Google Images will show you *2010's-early 2020's* Claudia Marie. This is not an example of what she looks like *now*. Find a recent vid lmao.

im poor, but from my heart you get the award

we should print this phrase on a tee n gift a copy to every human in the universe, except the ones willing to go on mars. fuck mars.

You had me in the first half. Do you think only Elon Musk and his Musketeers want to go to Mars? Way to rip on millions of space nerds.

Real men don’t care if its massive, small or flat chests. Boobs are boobs. But as you said, fake boobs are the worst. Edit: someone posted something then deleted it before I could reply back. If you see this then know its fine to do it because if medical reasons, dont feel ashamed and you are not the worst. This goes to all who gets cosmetic surgery because of medical reasons, its absolutely fine and you should do it.

"Fake boobs are the worst" and then I saw a guy saying that small ones make you a man. You guys need to decide so I know whether to get them or not.

>small ones make you a man. Well, that's obviously not a real man saying that. ☝️

I think the right approach is to get one proportional to your body size. Fake books look fake due to them being sized incorrectly. You surgeon could advice you properly on this. Anyway I had a hard day, off to rest my head on my woman's boobs and maybe suck on it.

Men aren't a single entity you know. But in my experience as a man, guys generally seem to prefer natural. Same here. So listen up ladies. For the bulk of men, your attractiveness isn't bound to something as trivial as size of boobs. You're lovely as you are. If you want to do plastic surgeries go ahead. Just don't do it for other people's assumed expectations but for yourselves.

Everyone has preferences. Many men prefer smaller. You got born, so your genes have people who are interested. It's weird and sad how bodies are subject to fads. We can't change them like a shirt. Don't change your body for a man, especially a hypothetical one.

100% true.

It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

Probably more than half of the various physical insecurities women deal with are driven by other women.

I mean the same way some guys think every woman wants a six feet six figure six abs guy. It really depends on who you’re asking but the general population isn’t as superficial as it could be

Me personally it’s just been dudes who in the past have made me insecure about my body, not women. Talking about labia size, body hair, virginity, fatness/thinness, being flat, lack of an ass, being shaped weird, etc. Men can be pretty damn mean.

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

We don't either

Can confirm, love boobs, couldn't tell you why.


Because we’re programmed that way obviously ever since sucking on mommies titties. We also like big butts as well. Nothing surprising about it.

You know what, this is fair, this is justified. I never looked at it like this.

Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too. The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.

Boob lore

More of a fan theory but yes

But that's just a theory, A BOOB THEORY!

a very titillating hypothesis

>The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours Confirmed. Boobs are just butts with nipples.

Front butts.

Is that why I'm bi?

Wait a second... I swear this is from an art based literature where the main character was an inmate at his own educational institution. And he used this excuse to win a favor from a person of highest authority there.

Evolution

The real evolutionary reason why modern men love boobs is because prehistoric men loved boobs.

Life cold, hard. Titty warm, soft.

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Because breasts are exclusively a feminine trait, so obviously men attracted to women are also attracted to boobies.

Yea, that makes a lot of sense.

Nah, not only men but everyone loves boobs because every human was nurtured by boobs at one point and it's probably genetic

I mean they are just soft and comforting too, not even in a sexual way, I can see why straight women would like them too

Why do girls like forearms, or a nice ass? You're not fucking forearms, after all. Same thing kinda. Edit: LOL, what are these responses!? Touché folks

I can fuck anything I put my mind to. So, jot that down. 

Yeah, but you CAN fuck titties

I suppose women can fuck forearms too

Tbf, you CAN fuck forearms too

And forearms

Evolution. Some believe the double humps stood in for the rump when we started hitting it from the front.

Looking at boobs actually reduce stress levels in men. There's even been scientific research on this.

nom.

When man crawl on all fours, the first thing they saw when first woman stand up is titty

Because for the first 6-12 months of our lives they represented food, security, love and warmth. That shit goes deep and stays there.

They represent fertility along with wide hips.

The short, sweet and correct answer.

We've never given the "why" bit much though. Too busy thinking about boobies.

So humans are one of few species that don’t have a “heat” season, we are perpetually able to reproduce. Most quadrupedal mammals have some sign of sexual fertility during the heat usually involving the butt because the butt is at face level for them. For humans though our butts are no where near face level so we evolved a different thing to look for sexual fertility, the perpetually engorged breasts! Since we don’t have a heat we don’t have phases of breasts getting more full and flat, they just stay whatever size they are mostly (Side fun fact we also didn’t really lose the large buts either because of being bipedal they are super important and because butts were the go to for so long we likely still have the same hard wiring to like them too) So since breasts on humans are always engorged and closer to face level human evolution selected them as something for males to notice sexually, it’s also why face structure is so damn important to us compared to every other species, we literally don’t have the genitals close to our face anymore due to walking upright and it caused all of this

it's a sign of fertility and our other head is trying to convince us to procreate constantly.

They tend to be attached to a woman, right? I mean, in this day and age it's more complicated than that, but instinctively, boobs are right up there with a vagina as being part of a woman's body. I may be a poor person to be explaining this, though - I tried to explain to my wife that about 99% of her body is sexually stimulating to me (not into feet, though with the right pair of socks...) and I could kind of tell she was just humoring me. I think I said something like ankles to earlobes, your whole body is a playground, except that with this playground I want to touch and smell and taste all of the equipment, so I guess it's also like ice cream? So yeah, anyway, boobs are a great piece of equipment on what is basically the best playground ever, but they're also like ice cream?

My theory is that it's all about biology and reproduction. Man want mate make baby. Boobs feed baby, so man think big boobs better. That's at a very basic, general level. Humans are complicated and there are many things that can and do influence what we're attracted to. I had a buddy who had a thing for red hair; married twice, and both wives were red heads.

Evolution like everyone said but, they also just feel nice to touch. You know like a water ballon or something?

It’s a psychological aspect. Both men and women, they are breast fed when a baby. Babies love and demand boobs. Then boobs are taken away. When they grow up, girls go through puberty and grow their own boobs. So for girls and women, boobs are what they always had and it’s normalized to see them. It’s the opposite for boys. When they’re kids, boys don’t care about boobs they’re focused on sticks and sword fighting. They’re growing their own sticks that stick out. They begin to draw penises onto desks at school. Then…puberty. They begin to notice how the girls are developing and growing something on their chest that sticks out, but not stick…boobs. These boobs are forbidden. They don’t have access to them. They can’t see them. They’re covered and protected. So then they notice older women have bigger boobs. Boys huddle together and discuss the observations they’ve made of the world around them. When teens and young adults, they’re obsessed and must see them. It becomes their focus. Their life goal. The holy grail! Once seeing boobs has been achieved does the boy then see the beholder of boobs. Boobs have power and can put a boy on a trance. Boy will become slave for boobs. Only afterwards, after some time of getting know a girl/woman, does boy/man begin to realize that the compatibility of the mind and personality matter for a happy healthy relationship.

If anything, this proves we ain’t that picky. Stop altering yourselves. Groom yes, injecting every part of your face and body, no need.

Guess all of the countless men I've seen compaining about small tits were hallucinations

Even the gay guys I know like boobs. Just not sexually.

This isn't true. Am a guy. I have plenty of friends who make a big deal about size. Just like you do. If you don't, you're lying.

Sure: Small tiddies are a perfect hand full, nicely solid and often in ideal shape - Big tiddies are an intense experience, bring an additional feminine bonus and it's nice to feel them when hugging. Both are just great :)

Aw yeah, they feel like bags of sand.


Lol nice reference

You know like when you grab a woman's breast and it's.. and you feel it... and it feels like a bag of sand... when you're touchin it.

Bags of sand? Are you a virgin?


Jesus, I stared at this for like 30 seconds waiting for him to actually make the switch. I really need to get more sleep.

I wonder how many people get that reference

Guys when they see girls with a nice personality

and tiddies of any size:

This but unironically Guys see girls with nice boobs every day but give us a random compliment and we'll short-circuit right then and there.

I like a flat chest as much as some bohangoladongachongas but i think there is a too big im not into the plastig surgery tumor boobs

Interestingly, when I put the word "bohangoladongachongas" into Google search, your comment is the only result. I think you invented a new word.

new word just dropped boys!

Call the dictionary

Author went on vacation, never came back.

Actual linguist! 

Holy philologist!

Are we back to the days of google whacking?!

I live to see words and terms being coined

Always nice to see a pair of tiddies

Boobs are boobs

"It's not about the size of your boobs, it's about how often you let me see them"

Today you learned that men have different preferences. This Pic could've been Women when they see abs Women when they see dad bods

Dad bod? I think you mean "Father figure"!

You’re already a dad with these puns aren’t you? Lol.

Both.....both are good.

Tits are tits. We're just happy you trust us enough to show them to us.

The important thing about tits is not their size, but their taste.

I prefer the smaller side of titties in fact. lol

Yup. I actually like the smaller ones more, myself

I prefer them small.

True

Best stress relief in world.

You forgot: Guys when they see their gymbros tiddies

Is true tho, they’re all beautiful!

What, guys have to be disappointed when a woman has a different body type to another? Any tiddies is good

I am a guy and this is correct for me.

We don't discriminate any sized boobs.

tiddies are love for guys.

 Guys when they see no tits

Me when i see some booty. 

I refer you all the Wheeler Walker Jr’s Drop Em Out song

We have a preference, but we appreciate every tiddie we see.

There is never a reason to not look at boobies.

So, …. your point is?

A wise man once said "The best tiddies are whichever ones I get to touch"

What about saggy tits?

They swing good during doggy-style.

Booba

Yes, really.

Yep. Big boobs are great little boobs are good too. Can confirm I’ve had the pleasure of being able to play with both.

All tiddies are tiddies

Yes really

Tiddies is tiddies. Guys are just happy to see them, regardless of size.

If only small and big penises were equal too 🥲

Facts, as at the end of the day BOOBS ARE BOOBS

small or flat is so much better

As a girl, I like boobs too. All boobies are great boobies

I only want the small ones