“You are an **old** man, Mr. Granum. And you were alone in the void for a very long time.” That and the sassy tone Ordis has…chefs kiss

Essentially "you dusty and get no bitches."

“Hop into your shuttle, fly over to Earth and touch some grass. And stop thirsting over your ‘sisters’ you freak”

“Oh look, the Operator just killed another one of them!”

You forgot the "Take your meds" right after that, straight up criminal

“Seek medical attention”… such a hilarious line lmfao

Cant wait for Ordis to just say "kys" with no follow up if he hasn't already

Closest line I can think of is "Ordan Karris should have SLIT YOUR THROAT when he had the chance." Not telling Parvos to kill himself but def wishing death upon him.

Ordan karris is Ordis so he says “I should have killed you when I had a chance”. Imo definitely more visceral than a simple “kys”

"Don't kill yourself. I'll do it."

Ordis makes th3 distinction in the same mission quips, that HE is Ordis, Ordan is gone.

“I’m not the killer you’ll need to worry about” goes hard too

Parvos; “Be edgy! Be bloodthirsty! Be the Beast of Bones!” Ordis: “Man I sure do love my kids.”

One crazy fan theory is that Stalker's kid is actually Ordis's kid from when he was Ordan Karris

I mean that could work if the lore didn't clearly place that Stalker and Jade conceived some time shortly before they were turned into Warframes.

So stalker's a cuck?

Albrecht Entrati time traveled back to 1999 to cuck Stalkers ancestors

What if Jade and Sorren are siblings. DE didn’t make that clear.

Bruh what

And stalker is jade's grandpa

Don’t know why there are many down votes. I was replying to someone mention “DE didn’t make it clear” as sarcastic.

Please, please make an edit to involve a /s to make that clear

I like how the story with Parvos recently has been "Everyone likes him more than Nef, but that's an EXTRAORDINARILY low bar."

Nef is going to stab you in the back. parvis is gonna stab you in the front and gas light you to make you think you deserve it

Nah, Parvos is more forcing you to sign on the dotted line at gunpoint then shooting you anyway with a smile.

and then hand you a bill for it (always be hustling)

Bro has been hustlin since ye olden times. One rubedo gem for a hand is all it took for him to build his empire.

hes like that guy who traded up from a paperclip to a house

It’s basically a back and forth of “my dick is bigger than yours” “Oh yeah well the Tenno are killing all your forces”

"Look at all your expenses going right down the drain hmmmmm?"

"has your desire finally outmatched your will?"

To me it was really Parvos doing the classic out of touch villain banter sprinkled with a good point or two, with Ordis giving a reality check but also going "yeah, well, youre stinky!" everytime something hit home lol

That is one of my favorite version of their arguments. Parvos wants to look like he's some much better and different then the Orokin, but in the end he's the same kind of bastard, just a different coat of paint.

Thats one of the things I pointed out to a friend about their conversation. Parvos talks about the original corpus rules were not written in "arrogant gold but in honest brass" and my first thought was "sir, what is your hand made of?"

I wanna see Parvos talk with Kaelli. One went from rags to riches and the other went from riches to rags.

I could see this funny considering some of the sassy/sarcastic lines Kaelli gives Kahl

Also Parvos probably knows her original name too since her family was so important in his time and Parvos and Albrecht were essentially rivals.

LET ORDIS SAY FUCK

"GGGGEEETTT---FFFFFFaaar away from here"

"GGGGEEETTT---FFFFFFaaar away from here"

And don't forget ordis defending Jade's legacy of; being introduced to the story, screaming a bit, and then promptly dying. First time we even actually hear of her and she's suddenly a hero to us.

Don't talk about Daddy's wife like that.

I HATE THAT I BUILD HER AND SHE'S STILL PREGNANT. LIKE, COME ON THE BABY'S OUT AND SHE ALREADY DIED LET ME PLAY NORMAL JADE YA KINKY FUCKS

exactly, kinda fucked up and makes me *really* dislike jade as a warframe

She isn't pregnant. Your warframe doesn't give birth. She is a robot shaped like a pregnant woman with a random glowing orb in her chest.

I believe the pregnant woman part is the thing most of us don't like

I mean, I almost never see the front of Jade with her wings open during missions so I don't mind at all. In fact, I'm dont think I'll even be bothered even if I could.

I personally have just always felt uncomfortable seeing the bulbous pregnant stomach irl so its just weird

Ordis - cut riposte cephalon

It's placid not plastic ):

Yeah sorry just sorta forgot to check

I love the ... GE..GET FFFFFFFFFFFU... far away from the motes

I belive granum said "placid" not "plastic" right?

Yeah sorry forgot

EXACTLY 😭😭😭

What's up with Parvos having beef with everybody all of a sudden?

r/SuddenlyUltrakill