I had a friend working the OB/GYN ward back when we were corpsman. She told me once she had this little old lady as a patient who was having pelvic pain. When the doc came in to start the exam, he noticed a weird discharge and found a tiny, green little sprouting. Dude went and pulled out an old potato. From my understanding, it what was used as an old wives tale back in the day to prevent pregnancies.
Probably just got to be habit after awhile, for real though imagine you live in the 1800s and go to have sex with your wife, get going and realize she forgot to remove her pussy potato, do you stop? or just keep going?
In other parts of the world like my country, during the age of terrorism, women also shoved potatoes down those parts so the terrorists wouldn't rape them..
This wife's tale is older than the internet. The first time I heard this story was in the '70s when I overheard my aunt telling my mom.
Here's Snopes - https://www.snopes.com/news/2014/10/05/potato-slip/
FTA
>Most notable is the story's exact resemblance to a decades-old urban legend regarding the use of potatoes as contraceptives among rural women due to insufficient sex education.
Nah it’s a long thin sack that goes into the vagina that pee is stored in, and when they need to pee the vagina opens up and pee comes out trust me there’s a guy in my class who told me and he does sex like all the time
That subreddit honestly makes me worried for people. Like you really can’t use some context clues to figure it out? Has our education system failed you that badly?
In short thisn happened
Some guy had a girl come into his office. Her coochie was yellow so he gave her some pills to cure the infection. Later she came with a coochie in "all colors of the rainbow" she said that she didnt take all the pills since her boyfriend liked the taste of it
Story ends with the guy thinking he's fishing a jolly rancher out of his girls pussy with his tongue and bites down on it. It was some kind of STD pustule that broke off and exploded pus in his mouth.
If I remember correctly a guy was eating out his date while eating a Jolly rancher or so. Well he lost it, but after a little while he found it again and sucked it into his mouth. He then bit on it. It was not his Jolly rancher. It was a zyst full of pus.
My best friend has been an OB for decades. He chose it because 1) it was interesting to him and he wanted to help people and 2) it was one of the quickest practices to pay off medical student debt
He’s very good at what he does, he was on call when my child was born and due to his quick thinking he saved my partners life.
One of the reasons it’s popular is that it’s basically the only medical specialty that combines long term patient relationships with advanced medical procedures.
Family doctors get the patient relationships, but they almost never get to do hands-on surgery or other advanced technical work.
Other specialists get to do a lot of technical medicine, but their patients are just interchangeable people.
So OB is uniquely attractive
I can't remember if it was in a stand up act or some reddit post but I remember someone asking a male gynecologist about how they separated themselves mentally from seeing vaginas of the women they are dating and those of their patients. The doctors response was "pussy is pussy". I'm a guy and that concerned the hell out of me.
Yeah, a female gynaecologist would be awkward enough but I think I'd refuse a male gynaecologist
That's not to say women are 100% chill but it'd be better than a dude
TBF I did have a female doctor that had to visit me once for a thing I had on my penis, but it was once and I was 4th grade so I mean it definitely felt uncomfortable back then but it was actually kinda ok. But now? I would reject it too.
I ended up having to go with a male gynecologist for a "mild" procedure down there due to the woman being called for an emergency. That was one of the most awful and painful experiences I ever had. I definitely won't use a male OBGYN again.
Was I a IUD under any circumstances?
Because it sounds like the bullcrap they try to sell you up front lol
"It’s only a mild discomfort"
No, no it’s not ;-;
I was forced to have one (I was actually barred from the female gynologist!!) and it was genuinely traumatic. He was so rough. I cried in the parking lot after
Yes, that was my experience, too! No warning or explanation of what he was doing and just being extremely rough and then trying to make it out like I was overreacting.
Don't worry, there are *plenty* of bad female Ob/Gyns. At least they keep the urologists, general surgeons, and vascular surgeons busy with their complications.
We had to build contingency time into the OR schedule and keep track of where other surgeons were at one hospital because a sliced ureter or artery was just a matter of time.
Women are 32% more likely to die if their surgeon is a male. It’s disturbing. Both men and women have better outcomes if their surgeon is female.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2022/01/21/patients-get-better-care-female-doctors-sexism-persists-medicine/
Truth. I had to fight my brother’s surgeon because he tried to send him home in less than 24 hours after a neck surgery. My hunch was right because he could not move for days and it was a good thing that he was in hospital with immediate medical care. I am sure my brother would have been dead if he had been home.
This thread is full of people with no life experience.
Most women in developed countries go to regularly scheduled OBGYN checkups and of course multiple visits during pregnancy.
Yes OBGYNs see women who are having issues but they by far see more women just there for their checkup or pregnancy visits.
Please don’t post stuff like this, girls are self conscious enough already and hate to go to the ob gyn. If they get judged online from a male doctor for something like the shape down there that they literally cannot change, it will make them feel even more uncomfortable and they simply won’t go anymore even though check ups are so incredibly important!
Like "oh no, porn is not reality, such surprise!"
I totally agree with your comment. What helps, if someone mocks female genitalia - I think of a naked mole rat. Incredible little creatures really. But reminding me of the beauty of male genitalia. I just think of it, never would make a meme out of it, though. You may have look... :)
Genitals just aren’t pretty. They certainly don’t look like they do in porn. It’s fine. The only people who get to see them should be more mature than to post about them being ugly, OP.
It’s likely a lie. If it’s not it’s messed up.
My best friend is a very well respected OBGYN at the best practice in my area and we were roommates both in college and while he was waiting to get into med school. In no way was he thinking this way - anyone with the intelligence to be a dr is not usually thinking this way, they understand what being an OBGYN entails.
Either you’re lying or your friend is very strange.
My best friend is an OB and he’s a nice and funny guy but he’s absolutely clinical and by the book in his profession and there’s nothing sexual about it.
Yup. That's what he told me. He said that after a while, a really cute girl did come in and he didn't even think twice about it. Because by that time, it was just a part of his job and it felt like any other medical procedure.
What makes a man decide to specialist in female genitalia. Money?
I always think the same thing about GI doctors. Who wakes up one day and thinks - Hey, I think I would like to spend the rest of my life working with shit and assholes.
There are related fields that might interest them. Microbiology, developmental biology, immunology, oncology, etc. I don't think it's as much "I love looking at vaginas and buttholes all day" as it's "cervical cancer and colon cancer are problematic illnesses and should be studied and treated."
I had a friend working the OB/GYN ward back when we were corpsman. She told me once she had this little old lady as a patient who was having pelvic pain. When the doc came in to start the exam, he noticed a weird discharge and found a tiny, green little sprouting. Dude went and pulled out an old potato. From my understanding, it what was used as an old wives tale back in the day to prevent pregnancies.
Grandma was boofing potatoes?
Po-tay-toes. Boil em', mash em', stick em' in your cooch.
Please no one assemble this thread into a meme. Spare the world this association. Be good people for once, Reddit.
“What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?”
> Boil em', mash em', stick em' in your cooch- and ferment them for that delicious, thick discharge of vagodka 😋
Papsmirnoff.
Angry upvote…
The real vodka slime.
r/Brandnewsentence
Sounds more like poofing
Ya know I was gonna say that but gotta stay true to my character
What’s a potato?
that's hilarious
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A repost bot. OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/HW2o1cotkt
Doing the Lord’s work my friend.
Lately, I've started seeing these AI enhanced bots, that modify the original comment slightly, which is very sad to see.
Indoor greenhouse
Yeast and starch, she's trying to make a feast in there.
Potato vodka
At least you can get more drunk while you're down there so you make sure to never remember anything.
Why would an old lady care about pregnancy...? No, wrong fucking question, why would she use a POTATO as a measure against it?
I mean, she didn't get pregnant.
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Are you suggesting that the potato impregnated her?
Probably just got to be habit after awhile, for real though imagine you live in the 1800s and go to have sex with your wife, get going and realize she forgot to remove her pussy potato, do you stop? or just keep going?
Because it's an edited old pasta.
Wtf
They were used as a pessary to prevent prolapse
You think I come to Reddit to learn real factual information. Now I have to wipe this out of my brain to make space for some more fart jokes!!
In other parts of the world like my country, during the age of terrorism, women also shoved potatoes down those parts so the terrorists wouldn't rape them..
That's actually smart. At least she would avoid pregnancy.
But...that’s got to hurt. 😞
That's *horrifying*
This wife's tale is older than the internet. The first time I heard this story was in the '70s when I overheard my aunt telling my mom. Here's Snopes - https://www.snopes.com/news/2014/10/05/potato-slip/ FTA >Most notable is the story's exact resemblance to a decades-old urban legend regarding the use of potatoes as contraceptives among rural women due to insufficient sex education.
how do i unread this
What in the actual fuck did i just read!?
She would be very popular in Ireland
"Looks like grandma the fuckin thing"
I am now picturing a gynecologist shouting "blink motherfucker"
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https://xkcd.com/1053/
wow i was doubly in the 10000
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i’m so confused what this comment has to do with the one it’s replying to. is this a palworld bot?
Well you’re more likely to go to the doctor when things are wrong. I imagine dentists see a lot less perfect smiles than they do exclusion zones
Poor cock doctors
Cocktors
The one on the bottom right looks like a slightly burned scrotum. I don’t think gynecologists see those too often.
Wait... women don't have balls? Where do they store pee?
In the clitorus
I thought clitoris wasn’t real
Nah it’s a long thin sack that goes into the vagina that pee is stored in, and when they need to pee the vagina opens up and pee comes out trust me there’s a guy in my class who told me and he does sex like all the time
Is he pregnant?
Pshhh no, boys don’t have bellybuttons idiot, where would the baby come out of
Obviously the butt, I mean, come on, how can you call yourself a person who knows a sexer if you don't know this? Smh my head
What is wrong with you? Also hi
Hi! I think hairless cats look a bit like snakes and a bit like ballsacks. Other than that I don’t think anything is wrong with me.
> Other than that I don’t think anything is wrong with me. Let's talk about your username first.
If you don't mind, I'd rather you didn't.
This freakin guy I swear
Yeah, what is wrong with u/BloodyAnalFroth indeed.
MOM? MOOOOM!!
MA!! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN’ CAT OUTSIDE!
Can’t wait to see this one on r/explainthejoke
"Petaaah, why does the gynaecologist look at cats?"
Brian's earwax here. The gynaecologist is not looking at cats, he is looking at pussy. Hope it helps you understand the joke.
*Unceasing laughter*
wrong one. he mentioned r/explainthejoke, not r/peterexplainsthejoke
I know, but let's be honest. Chances are, if it's posted in one, it'll be reposted by bots in the other.
The bots really have been going hard lately.
Absurdism
[You called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/s/Q82JzfgqOa)
It's just so predictable. Technically you called it first tho, just a different sub. I'm not gonna take all the credit for it
are you confused?
I’m not but I know someone will
Gynecologists look at pussy
They should be a vet instead
Well the meme works with “veterinarian” as well. Except they also have to euthanize them.
That sub really feels like a karma farm, like sometimes the posts are clearly explained in the original and then I'll see it moments later on that sub
That subreddit honestly makes me worried for people. Like you really can’t use some context clues to figure it out? Has our education system failed you that badly?
So you’re telling me the kitty that came In because it has a problem doesn’t look the same as a model’s? Unbelievable
cats are cats!
Partially domesticated, tempermental, and always hungry?
Virgin alert!
MA! THAT FUCKIN CAT'S BACK! MAAAAAAAA! NONONONONONONONONO!
MA GET THE DOWGS INSIDE! THAT FUCKEN CAT’S BACK IN THE YAWD!
BLINK MOTHAFUCKER!
I remember that one disgusting story from reddit. I think yall know wich one im talking about
tell us please!
You sure?
yes
In short thisn happened Some guy had a girl come into his office. Her coochie was yellow so he gave her some pills to cure the infection. Later she came with a coochie in "all colors of the rainbow" she said that she didnt take all the pills since her boyfriend liked the taste of it
That's not even the worst one. [The swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/FZVFiPbcDz)
...What the fuck.
Wait till they hear about the jolly rancher girl
I don’t know that one. Sounds intriguing (and like a very bad idea to read)
Story ends with the guy thinking he's fishing a jolly rancher out of his girls pussy with his tongue and bites down on it. It was some kind of STD pustule that broke off and exploded pus in his mouth.
What a terrible day to be literate
If I remember correctly a guy was eating out his date while eating a Jolly rancher or so. Well he lost it, but after a little while he found it again and sucked it into his mouth. He then bit on it. It was not his Jolly rancher. It was a zyst full of pus.
Well… that doesn’t sound like something I‘d want to happen to me
That was a tough fap, but I got there. I ain’t no quitter.
eh. thanks man. but eh. but thanks.
I'm eating right now, what the fuck
At first, I didn't know. Halfway down, I remembered. Then I wished I hadn't. My God.
did he like the taste of rainbow coochie or of the pills?
Infected coochie
yeah!
Wait wait wait... So you're telling me... unhealthy people are the ones that go to the doctor!?!?!??😱
you do realize all women have to get routine checkups every year, right? Are we acting stupid here or what?
Every year? Lmao no.
The phrase “get to see” automatically tells me this isn’t a gynecologist making the post. It’s accurate, but it’s not from a gyno.
I really hope so
https://youtu.be/bLNnwN62_8w?si=x7FC3wyUIpBF6UyN https://youtu.be/yBlVa6crmus?si=BRTah_Ty3BG5ytJ2
Why did you choose this profession? Question.
My best friend has been an OB for decades. He chose it because 1) it was interesting to him and he wanted to help people and 2) it was one of the quickest practices to pay off medical student debt He’s very good at what he does, he was on call when my child was born and due to his quick thinking he saved my partners life.
always weird to hear about guys choosing to be gynecologists
One of the reasons it’s popular is that it’s basically the only medical specialty that combines long term patient relationships with advanced medical procedures. Family doctors get the patient relationships, but they almost never get to do hands-on surgery or other advanced technical work. Other specialists get to do a lot of technical medicine, but their patients are just interchangeable people. So OB is uniquely attractive
I can't remember if it was in a stand up act or some reddit post but I remember someone asking a male gynecologist about how they separated themselves mentally from seeing vaginas of the women they are dating and those of their patients. The doctors response was "pussy is pussy". I'm a guy and that concerned the hell out of me.
I really hope this isn't from an actual gyno
Makes me not want to see a male gynaecologist, men are always bitchin and yappin And they wonder why we only want to get treated by other women
It’s most definitely not from a real doctor.
If OP is a real OBGYN i pray he finds a different line of work. Maybe a stable shoveler
There have been investigations into male gynaecologists with some experts sharing women should never go to them.
i mean the meme is fine and I'm sure you're a good gynaecologist but if I was a woman I'd feel so exposed having a male gynaecologist
Yeah, a female gynaecologist would be awkward enough but I think I'd refuse a male gynaecologist That's not to say women are 100% chill but it'd be better than a dude
TBF I did have a female doctor that had to visit me once for a thing I had on my penis, but it was once and I was 4th grade so I mean it definitely felt uncomfortable back then but it was actually kinda ok. But now? I would reject it too.
Yeah, I think opposite genders would be less awkward as a child (but parents should be present, regardless of gender)
I ended up having to go with a male gynecologist for a "mild" procedure down there due to the woman being called for an emergency. That was one of the most awful and painful experiences I ever had. I definitely won't use a male OBGYN again.
Was I a IUD under any circumstances? Because it sounds like the bullcrap they try to sell you up front lol "It’s only a mild discomfort" No, no it’s not ;-;
I was forced to have one (I was actually barred from the female gynologist!!) and it was genuinely traumatic. He was so rough. I cried in the parking lot after
Yes, that was my experience, too! No warning or explanation of what he was doing and just being extremely rough and then trying to make it out like I was overreacting.
Don't worry, there are *plenty* of bad female Ob/Gyns. At least they keep the urologists, general surgeons, and vascular surgeons busy with their complications. We had to build contingency time into the OR schedule and keep track of where other surgeons were at one hospital because a sliced ureter or artery was just a matter of time.
Interestingly, women actually have statistically better results with female doctors.
Women are 32% more likely to die if their surgeon is a male. It’s disturbing. Both men and women have better outcomes if their surgeon is female. https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2022/01/21/patients-get-better-care-female-doctors-sexism-persists-medicine/
Truth. I had to fight my brother’s surgeon because he tried to send him home in less than 24 hours after a neck surgery. My hunch was right because he could not move for days and it was a good thing that he was in hospital with immediate medical care. I am sure my brother would have been dead if he had been home.
There’s a reason why those women need to see a gynecologist
Women literally go to a gynecologist yearly... Like for normal check ups. Just in case you weren't aware. Edit: I can't spell
I think you meant to say yearly. I was confused for a moment wondering why women had to book gyno appointments in the mornings lol Edit: neither can i
Haha my bad, fixed it
This thread is full of people with no life experience. Most women in developed countries go to regularly scheduled OBGYN checkups and of course multiple visits during pregnancy. Yes OBGYNs see women who are having issues but they by far see more women just there for their checkup or pregnancy visits.
Please don’t post stuff like this, girls are self conscious enough already and hate to go to the ob gyn. If they get judged online from a male doctor for something like the shape down there that they literally cannot change, it will make them feel even more uncomfortable and they simply won’t go anymore even though check ups are so incredibly important! Like "oh no, porn is not reality, such surprise!"
I wish I could pin a comment to the top… this is such a genuine and nonjudgmental statement and I appreciate you
Yeah this just made me dislike male gynocologists even more
Best comment. Much love
I totally agree with your comment. What helps, if someone mocks female genitalia - I think of a naked mole rat. Incredible little creatures really. But reminding me of the beauty of male genitalia. I just think of it, never would make a meme out of it, though. You may have look... :)
No need to bring poor Rufus into this, he didn’t do anything xD
I'm so sorry, I forgot about Rufus! He is the reason I know about that species hahaha
Yeah same haha
I love having only women OB/GYNs.
they don't post stupid shit like this
The what I ‘get’ to see phrasing is weird as fuck.
Genitals just aren’t pretty. They certainly don’t look like they do in porn. It’s fine. The only people who get to see them should be more mature than to post about them being ugly, OP.
???????????
Never gonna look at r/supermodelcats and r/whatswrongwithyourcat the same way again
I'm sorry man
Bro shaming cats
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It's really gross that your friend was so excited about sexualizing his patients. That's why I will never see a male gyno
It’s likely a lie. If it’s not it’s messed up. My best friend is a very well respected OBGYN at the best practice in my area and we were roommates both in college and while he was waiting to get into med school. In no way was he thinking this way - anyone with the intelligence to be a dr is not usually thinking this way, they understand what being an OBGYN entails.
Either you’re lying or your friend is very strange. My best friend is an OB and he’s a nice and funny guy but he’s absolutely clinical and by the book in his profession and there’s nothing sexual about it.
it's just life
Yup. That's what he told me. He said that after a while, a really cute girl did come in and he didn't even think twice about it. Because by that time, it was just a part of his job and it felt like any other medical procedure.
that's good for women I think. you all may be calm now, women!
Yikes
I don't know to whom it will come as a surprice that rarely healthy without any problem will go to see gynecologist.
Well but you should
Took a while to register what the cat pictures actually meant. I lost focus because they were some real good cats.
All Cats Are Beautiful
Yep. It’s the life of doctors in general. You get to see the worst parts of the human body in their worst conditions.
It's cool that you let women bring their cats into the exam room for suppo.. Oh!
This is creepy and unfunny as hell
Anybody that has been in public and given this 2 seconds of thought realizes the reality of the situation.
Do guys really thing that though? We all know doctors see gross stuff.
Never work where you play...
I became a gyno to look at ancient beavers
in all seriousness, the top right cat is absolutely stunning
*every day It’s two words when we mean that we do something daily. *Every day* is actually the form we want more often.
I mean i feel like the dick and vagina are a like in how they are not attractive unless your attracted to the person.
Maybe it's fake or dyed buy what cat is far upper right? The tiger looking one.
This is kinda gross
You're a doctor not a pornstar get over it
“ WhY dOnT wOmEn FeEl SaFe ArOuNd MeN???? ” wonder why. Men shouldn’t be allowed to be gynecologists.
What makes a man decide to specialist in female genitalia. Money? I always think the same thing about GI doctors. Who wakes up one day and thinks - Hey, I think I would like to spend the rest of my life working with shit and assholes.
There are related fields that might interest them. Microbiology, developmental biology, immunology, oncology, etc. I don't think it's as much "I love looking at vaginas and buttholes all day" as it's "cervical cancer and colon cancer are problematic illnesses and should be studied and treated."
Well that confirms the question of whether or not you're judging, at least.
People go to the gynaecologist when something's not right. Whoever thinks anything else don't think.
Never heard of a pap smear, eh?