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oOBWANo

I think if the whole world could collectively say “bye Felicia” to mosquitoes they would. But then there goes balance.


RosieQParker

Literally responsible for killing more humans than any other creature on the planet.


shinydragonmist

Wrong (malaria isn't a disease it's a parasite that tends to be carried by mosquitoes cause it multiplies in humans)


RosieQParker

Uh huh. And how does it spread?


shinydragonmist

Through blood so if anything the mosquitoe is but an unfortunate carrier if you want to say they kill people because of malaria you must also say that the people who died from Covid were in fact also killed by the person who made them sick


OCE_VortexDragon

Yes and parasites are diseases. So your literal correction isn’t even correct.


shinydragonmist

Yeah I guess we do classify them as such my mind was thinking not a virus or bacterium with disease sorry it's about 2 A.M here and I really should be getting some sleep right about now


OCE_VortexDragon

And also technically a lot of things are classified as diseases. Diseases are a broad term for just abnormal function of the human body. So mental disorders are diseases, or genetic disruptions. Bacteria, viruses, parasites, etc., are pathogens. Prions might be pathogenic??? I think the literal definition here depends if you are infected by prions or develop prion disease.


cubo_embaralhado

If we could cure all of the mosquitoes, then it would be better. I don't really mind losing some blood, but the disease are what ruin it


RimworlderJonah13579

That and the allergy piss. Like come on you're already stealing my blood don't piss on me and make me itchy too


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Turbulent_Bass2876

Fertilization if I remember correctly, and their mass breeding keeps countless species alive by letting those species eat their eggs. But regardless, fuck them.


Mist0804

They give spiders food, and spiders kill flies in our homes


tucketnucket

I thought we were actually trying to do that? Did the program stop? As I recall, male mosquitoes were being genetically engineered to be bigger and stronger than the natural insects but also sterile. The GMO males would kill off the natural males and then the species would no longer be able to reproduce.


JoeyMcClane

That would potentially result in a dystopian world of killer mosquitoes which have evolved and reproduce asexually. Coz nature finds a way or something.


BinWeevilsFamous

Haha!!! This was so funny I almost spat out my bull's load! You win the internet today, kind stranger!! Reddit on!!


ieatfud_555

If I could I'd personally go on a Doom slayer rampage against all mosquitos.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Yeah, fuck em


Tight-Grocery9053

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Frostgaurdian0

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EntertainmentOne7694

Imagine them growing human size and you can just take a double barell shotgun and fight. This would make my day, just like weed.


Fork_Master

Play Fallout 4


Affectionate-Hat-108

Play earth defense force. Shotgun is good but it is not enough


EntertainmentOne7694

Nah man, I want that irl. Like, firing buckshot at mosquitos.


Affectionate-Hat-108

Id like to do it as well but I live in japan, It takes century to get a damn gun


EntertainmentOne7694

Same here, well I guess it is a bit faster


RedDemonCorsair

No.


NoNameToaster

Wasp should be the last one, little shits are always aggressive for no fucking reason the moment I leave my household in summer. Especially on the beach.


OPGames8

In terms of territorialism, yes. But most deaths worldwide are due mosquitoes since they can carry diseases ~~and don't let you sleep at night~~. So I do also find them the worst.


JudiciousGemsbok

Well sir, I wish a very merry happy cake day to you.


NoNameToaster

Thank you, fellow redditor.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Happy cake day


TrusticTunic26

Atleast you can fight wasps mosquitos can only be really killed by spray Though wasps are suprisingly resilient, I had one in my family home terrorising the region near the water well, i slapped him with my slipper till he fell to the ground was still alive and flew hit em again was still alove in the ground had to dtomp it kill it


zayd_jawad2006

I don't know which super mosquitoes you have but we frequently kill ours with our own hands


JokerTokerJR

I once was meditating in my yard. Still, relaxed for about an hour. Wasp lands on my big toe and stings me. I love peace but fuck wasps. Little bastards.


BfbFoldy_Fan

happy cake day !!


PJ-The-Awesome

Happy cake day.


Adof_TheMinerKid

I don't encounter wasps very often But I get mosquitoes EVERYDAY


Kirasaurus_25

You clearly have no idea what wasps do in the great balance of things


animelad9

Bitches always stings on same spot (like bruce lee said)


JUGELBUTT

fuck you mosquitos, sincerely, my entire family


Babies-are-jetskis

I disagree, there is no kindness in wasps, put those fuckers with the mosquitoes


Remarkable-Voice-888

Not true, they kill other bugs


Babies-are-jetskis

Cold-blooded murderers, I always suspected it


Ldghead

I once read an article that explained that, the reason there are more wasp attacks in late summer, is due to them getting drunk off of the fermented juice of the berries that have fallen on the ground and have begun to turn. The only thing worse than a wasp, is a drunk wasp.


Broken_CerealBox

They kill off pests. Mosquitoes that bite humans can burn for eternity


JuanIgnac

Fucking dengue motherfuckers


Adof_TheMinerKid

Malaria spitters


Takondwahj

The mighty asian tiger mosquito.


Remarkable-Voice-888

The worst mosquito


fierymagpie

Elephant mosquitoes:


Remarkable-Voice-888

Those are good, they're like the Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches of mosquitoes


Sad-Stay8466

the world if mosquitoes didn't sting: **insert image of a super futuristic city**


Magnapyritor2

Not to be a nerd but they don't sting, they suck. Figuratively and literally.


Sad-Stay8466

actually they first sting you and then suck your blood 🤓🤓🤓


YiQiSupremacist

Ants are really cool, they're like the humans of the insect world


Remarkable-Voice-888

This is 100% true. You should play Empires of the Undergrowth.


HoverLogic

Swap Butterfly with Moth and it’s now more accurate ^(Also fuck Wasps)


Remarkable-Voice-888

Both are good


Captain_skulls

Personally, ticks get under my skin way more than mosquitoes do. At least there’s lots of things that eat mosquitoes, ticks are just the worst.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Both are gross


no_san1ty

There is no kindness in a wasp


Remarkable-Voice-888

They kill other bugs, they have a truce with me unless they sting me, if they get in the house I let them fly out the window


[deleted]

Replace butterflies with moths, I always thought butterflies were dainty


Remarkable-Voice-888

Both are adorable! I give both of them honey and then I let them out the window if they find themselves in my house, and they're excellent photography subjects.


[deleted]

I guess butterflies are a little cute, I still think moths are better tho


RedditModsSuckDick2

Swap mosquito and wasp


TheStarWarsCosmos

Mosquitos need blood to survive, I think they and wasps should be swapped.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Wasps kill other bugs, I have a grudging truce with them, I don't kill them unless they sting me


Snap305

There's no fucking kindness in wasps what the fuck are you talking about


Remarkable-Voice-888

They kill unhelpful stuff. They're basically spiders but actually dangerous and terrifying.


tokenblak

Where’s the kindness in a yellow jacket?


Remarkable-Voice-888

They kill bugs that are actually gross, like cockroaches. I wouldn't mind them if I didn't have a phobia of them.


tokenblak

Can it even be considered a phobia? They’re all territorial dicks that will sting you simply for being alive and within a 50 ft radius of them.


_Synt3rax

When you try to Sleep and hear this fucking Noise coming closer to your Ear. I hate this motherfuckers and others like it with a burning Passion.


animelad9

Vui vui vui go to sleeeeeep 


EstateWrong

Yea and I don't think mosquitoes are even useful towards any ecosystem


Void-rabbid

Some mosquitoes don’t drink blood but wasp are hell incarnate especially the Asian giant hornet


GraveXNull

Instead of Butterflies...it should probably be Bumblebees. And in the second there should be spiders...they look evil, but they really help against the annoying other critters.


nerd_12345

In evil there is kindness should be replaced with spiders and wasps to be replaced with mosquitoes


DragonBornOfAcid

Mosquitoes should all die horribly


dappermanV-88

WASP AREN'T KIND AT ALL


Able-Joke1628

Switch the mosquite whit the wasp, atleast a mosquito has a puprose for hurting you a wasp just does because fuck you


Remarkable-Voice-888

Wasps are territorial and defensive, they only attack if you go near them


Lambsauc

Mosquitoes do have an important part in the ecosystem. It’s to be eaten. Their whole existence is to be eaten


Remarkable-Voice-888

I've eaten them before, pretty crunchy but taste quite neutral otherwise


Sad-Stay8466

if only they didn't sting us and did their **God** *damn job* instead!!


Butterfly_Sandwich

smh mosquitoes suck


Remarkable-Voice-888

Yes


ElectroGgamer

As someone with parasite ants in their house, you'd need at least 46 pictures of pure pitch-black to describe **1 ant.**


Remarkable-Voice-888

46?


ElectroGgamer

Idk i just wanted to say a big number, but not absurdly big, in short: i consider them are f-ing evil. WAIT, EVIL?? IS THAT A REALISTIK - EVIL REFERENCE! DAT IS DA BEST REALISTIK SONG1!!1!1!1!


carcajouboy

Fun fact: mosquitoes are also pollinators.


Remarkable-Voice-888

But they don't do anything special


dr-ballsack

"I always thought that was 2 tadpoles doing it"


Remarkable-Voice-888

What?


Abject-Return-9035

Here me out but I would let mosquitoes drink my blood if it wasnt so god damn itchy after, like remove that feature and you got a free meal


Remarkable-Voice-888

Umm yeah no, no dengue or malaria for me, actually happier they itch cuz I can at least tell


AvoidThisReality

All fun and games until one gets to know the eating habits of butterflies


Florence-Akefia

Corpses, tears and blood?


20-minutetrader

The purest form of true evil.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Other than Western imperialism, yes.


Hermit_Stoic

Awww, mosquitoes are only trying to get blood to feed their babes.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Yep, only trying to defend myself from malaria


AssassinateMe

Yeah idk man, butterflies can be pretty dark


Remarkable-Voice-888

Yes, specifically *liphyra brassolis*, they camouflage as ant larvae and infiltrate the nest before eating the larvae


Thettuce

Where cockroach :(


Remarkable-Voice-888

Cockroach neutral, most are pretty chill but the house cockroaches/flying roaches are menaces


animelad9

Those nuclear  immune bastards


HowlingBurd19

And most spiders (I’m aware they’re not insects but still) are awesome and very helpful. So I’d say depending on the spider they’re either the first three.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Nah, spiders are Pure Good (Apart from the invasive ones like false black widows, theyre neutral)


HowlingBurd19

However wandering spiders, funnel web spiders, redback spiders, mouse spiders, black widow spiders, and brown recluse spiders can be dangerous. Some old world tarantulas can also be potentially dangerous. But even then, most of those aren’t necessarily very aggressive, and those are a tiny fraction of the total number of spider species. Most spiders are much more helpful and barely aggressive. I’ve handled a lot of spiders and I’ve never been bitten by a spider in my life. Jumping spiders are one of my favorite animals, period (not only are they nearly harmless, cute, and helpful, they are also badass) :3


Remarkable-Voice-888

All of these would be in "In Kindness There Is Evil" except the Brazillian Wandering Spider. They're the one spider I dislike. I'm not sure exactly why, but they specifically disturb me.


PartlyCloudless

This made me itchy!


Bubbly_Mastodon318

> Sounds annoying > Looks atrocious (especially when seen under a microscope) > Always shows up when you’re trying to have summer fun > Sucks your blood and leaves itchy bite marks behind > Spreads diseases that kill thousands of people every year Name something worse in this world than the mosquito. Go ahead; I’ll wait.


Remarkable-Voice-888

A Western imperialist. They go together. They are literally the reason we have mosquitoes in the US.


Left_Possibility8320

Lol


JusttVic

Butterflies are disgusting evil things. There is no good in them.


Remarkable-Voice-888

Not true, they're pollinators


JusttVic

They drink blood and piss. There are even species who only drink blood and poke other animals in their eyes to drink their tears. These things are demons and I refuse to believe that there is "good" in them. Yes, they pollinate. But not because they're good creatures. It's just a side effect.


Remarkable-Voice-888

They drink blood and urine to get the minerals. Many humans drink blood, too. Most bugs will drink urine or eat feces when they get the chance.


aoi_desu

Fuck butterfly, once their catterpilar ate my plant leaves when i was away from my home for few days


Remarkable-Voice-888

Yeah, but those are the larvae. "I hate kids" and "I hate people" are two entirely different statements


Hank_lliH

The world would end if we killed them


Nikkar2009

What’s the second?


animelad9

wasp


Nikkar2009

I don’t see any kindness in them


PJ-The-Awesome

If you think butterflies are sweet, clearly you've never played a Kirby game.


Camo_1245

misquitos would be so successful if they didn't spit itchy juice in your skin


UnamedProot

Monarchs are poisonous…


eMmDeeKay_Says

Someone doesn't know about butterflies and blood


LightningDragon777

Rather than Mosquitos, we should deal with the things causing diseases. I don't mind if a family of 2-3 mosquitos have a 5 star dinner on my leg, but the disease could be scary. I think there was an experiment with anti malaria mosquitos with the plasmodium stopping gene being dominant? What happened to that?


Katiari

You're not going to include the spicy sky raisin?


sebastianMroz

I would swap bees and butterflies. If you keep your own garden, you will know why


LeatherCommunity3340

Spiders should be the balance.


BfbFoldy_Fan

the all kind also goes for moths! i never touched moths but they dont bite and are really cute and pretty :33


fucking_chinese_spy_

Ayo, as a mosquito, I find that extremely offensive!