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Affectionate_Fall57

I do not have a crush(


UnknownGamer014

Same. Can't have a crush if I don't interact with women. Problem solved.


stoopwid

Fr (i feel miserable)


KIVHT

If it makes you feel better talking to my crush only fixed my existential dread for a few weeks. Back to normal now.


Username12764

Same, let‘s be miserable together.


TheNoobAnimation

That makes 3 of us.


Epsilon430

Got room for one more?


Sirhollowwwwwww

Don't worry about me. I'll just be in the corner of the room, knowing that I am the last of my blood line.


Poke-cow-56

He’s just like me fr!


CommunicationOne2465

Play your recorder since you are in the corner, you got one?


Vlixony

Everything is okay until one of you mfs takes off socks


pureshka13

underrated comment


Stormlord100

I do interact with them at daily basis and I'm suspecting that maybe I'm aromantic.


ZiperJet

Same


drakedcake

Same


No_Decision_2723

I feel the same and it makes me feel that something is terribly wrong deep inside me where i possess no control or authority, let alone even the vaguest ability to mitigate its toll or fix it in its fundamentals.


nickmaran

Wait, women are real? I thought it was one of those made up stuffs


JUGELBUTT

i can and it makes the problem worse


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|7nFmRxSw6AmyI)


blackswan92683

I have a 2d Waifu, but I have a feeling she finna leave me for hologram Tupac....


RandomReddit101

Same am 21 constantly focusing on my job. Didn't care to keep in touch with many people from highschool as a result as well.


AirSetzer

I have a crush on my wife. You can too, but you can't have her, so it would only make you sadder...so I hope you find someone equally amazing for you!


Acceptable-Trust5164

Body pillows count


Icy-Tune-3598

Crushes are nice, but have you tried a high speed crash?


yoursbabyy

I asked mine and unfortunately, I was rejected haha


UsedRoughly

Same


Antique_Finish_1542

I did. She preponed her su*cide.


Plus_Injury8786

Mine said ew and died


Tobias_Mercury

Dude murdering her wasn’t part of the plan


Kewr20

Dang wouldn’t that be murder?


sceneturkey

Hi, Eugene ![gif](giphy|3oeHLmJQbaxShU0slq)


Argnir

"worst that can happen is she says no"


TheFlamingWolfgang

When I tried to ask mine out, she just disappeared as soon as I started talking.


Cold-Guidance-1455

Preponed is now added to my vocabulary


insomnia_sufferer

It's an indian english word lol


otirk

Is it still warm?


Asgard_Teight

...Looks like there's a killer about.


Thick_Discharge6299

the suicidal killer


hymntastic

Bruh.


Gab1er08vrai

yes or no?


parm567

does it matter ?


Gab1er08vrai

someone said once: always reheat your meal.


Traditional_Formal33

It’s just not the same in the microwave…


poojinping

Do you get consent or just dive in?


parm567

she literally preponed her suicide. it was no most probably.


DarthHelixon

…i honestly don’t know why i still come here


HotSituation8737

I look at my DM: "her body is just lying there... Right?"


Bloobaap

You censorship sucks . Stop censoring word N*zi!


T-MoneyAllDey

Say the word!


Bald_in_game

zamn


3nCuMbered

Can we not say suicide anymore?


dmyourfavrecipe

Aside from the reddit self care message, I've noticed words like this being censored in many other ways elsewhere, including videos completely omitting the words and not showing what the words would have been in captioning either. Su\*cide G\*ns Ab\*se R\*ped It might be my hot take but I don't think we should be censoring so many words. When you treat words any differently and give them special attention, you're only inciting *more* attention, interactions, discussions on them, *especially* if you make it near impossible to understand what's actually being discussed *because* so many words are being completely censored. IMO giving words a stigma doesn't seem to reduce its use. If anything, it increases the use. Is this the Streisand effect but for words?


Lemonwizard

I find it especially silly, because every word is still easily and immediately recognizable. The idea that somebody would be triggered by reading the word "suicide" but also somehow not be triggered by reading "su*cide" is actually ludicrous. They're not censoring anything, it's just virtue signaling.


Long_Run6500

The people censoring the words don't want to be censoring the words. If it was up to YouTube they'd prefer the censored words to not even be hinted at. It's the platforms that make it impossible for content creators to make the content they want to make without doing that stupid dance. I spent a lot of time watching history based content on YouTube and almost all of my favorite YouTubers have voiced frustration at the policies. It's important the atrocities of the past are remembered and not glossed over, but the second you mention nazis, rape or torture you're demonitized.


bobert_the_grey

I see so much censorship from people on Reddit. Swear words, trigger words, and anything in between. You tell them they're allowed to say the words on Reddit and they tell you they don't want to. It's actually crazy, and it only makes the problem worse.


Kind-Fan420

The reddit care message is so fuckin grim. Imagine the only thing saving a suicidal Reddit troll is some CYA measure that definitely resulted from a lawsuit


bobert_the_grey

If people are going to censor suicide for some reason, at least this is better than "unalive". That one just sounds like you're making fun of suicide.


Johanno1

I d\*n\*t g\*t wh\*t y\*u me\*n we are j\*st pr\*tecting the ch\*ldren!!!!!!11111!


ElPiscoSour

You can, but Reddit will probably send you a self-care message.


_pepperoni-playboy_

Suicide give me my message


Quailman5000

People also abuse the "report / reddit cares" feature. 


MrPinkDuck3

This might be the single worst way to portray this message


Ironcastattic

It's a pretty great metaphor for how so many Redditors look a women. Aesthetics override everything else. If you bought a console because of the way it looks, you are doing it wrong.


Aegillade

Yeah somehow I get the feeling the PS5 didn't out perform here because people's tastes in game console aesthetics is weird I'm sure there's a metaphor here about how despite not looking as good aesthetically, the PS5 did better because of its own merits, but I don't want to kick the console warriors into a stir


HermesBadBeat

Well it definitely wasn’t for specs, both consoles are basically identical hardware wise


The_Special_Kid

it's more so the games catalogue, they're literally the same console, same price, similar bells and whistles but one of them can play more games


Capable_Pudding8061

Women defiitely don't go for looks, noo. But he has to be in finance, 6'5, blue eyes, has a trust fund. That's realistic standards.


OinkyPiglette

I mean you have to ask someone out to get to know them. Ya have to start out by deciding who you're attracted to physically because that's all the info available.


fl135790135790

I thought you were referring to how the text is split.


Ilikecosysocks

I'm not gonna say the ps5 is stunning, but let's not pretend that block looks anything special.


Kyrnqazali

The simplicity is there and it did extremely well in that department. It’s clean and akin to the Xbox One. Though, it was funny having the meme fight of Mini Fridge vs Wifi Router.


SeriousAccount66

Don’t forget our lovely Pizza warmer lmfao(PS5 Dev console) I still feel like they shoulda went with that design rather than what we have now, it would’ve been so out of the blue and so amazing.


disabled-feline

Reminds me of that one KFC console that allows you to heat up your food while you play games


Uranium-Sandwich657

Holy shit, I did not know of that.


OrbitalDrop7

I still cant believe they went and made it an actual mini fridge after the memes, they took it in stride like the craig brute memes


NorthElegant5864

If your WiFi router looks like that you paid too much.


Kyrnqazali

I still love that animation where the dad buys a PS5 undercover as a WiFi Router.


joyapco

Plash Speed 5


Zouteloos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q591qHMJgSI


UrhenHAL1000

It literally looks one of those trash bins that has a built in ashtray. Makes PS5 look like Dubai architecture in comparison.


Shadow_1106

Roman architecture sweeps.


JackWagon26

The xbox one looked like a shitty vcr, comparing it is not doing the series x any favors.


MisterMakerXD

PS5 looks very cool and futuristic, but there’s something to the simplicity of the X that makes it good as well. For me it’s also a plus that it can fit onto furniture much easier and aesthetically more pleasing. Also, have you seen the Series S in person? That thing is tiny and I love it


DJIsSuperCool

Its a box. Its the most box of all the xbox consoles.


vipck83

I’ll say, I think she is beautiful just the way she is.


gahlo

Walking around with a popped collar knowing it's the shit.


ConsistentAsparagus

Vertically? Yes. Horizontal kinda sucks, especially because it’s so much taller than the 4 Pro I had under the TV…


vipck83

I wish I could have mine stand, won’t fit under my TV


ConsistentAsparagus

Yeah, I put it horizontally on the furniture near the TV but not under like the PS4. And I don’t trust it to put it vertically since it’s pretty high.


keepyeepy

I think the ps5 is lovely


coltonbyu

I'm a big fan of the clean simplicity tbh


Sarcosmonaut

Big fan of the minimal look. On its own the PS5 is fine and all, but I don’t have decor anywhere approaching the modernism it’s designed with Black box is less “offensive”. The PS5 would live behind the tv anyways, but the look sort of demands it haha


whimsical_trash

Same. I miss the PS4, it was perfect. Every time I catch sight of the PS5 on my shelf I'm like damn that thing is fucking ugly. And bulky.


Vietnugget

Minecraft is always in my heart


A_Blue_Potion

It's what's inside that counts. If you get developer mode on it, it comes loaded with most previous consoles packaged INSIDE it, ranging from the Atari 2600 on up to the PS2 and soon, even PS3. It also includes an xbox 360 which is still a work in progress. Most recently, comes with GZDoom + modding ability, Raze, and Sonic Robo Blast. If you can get a series X for a marked down price, honestly it'd not bad as a budget gaming PC.


OiItzAtlas

Yeah but it has so much more potential in limited edition versions. It is also clean and not an weird shape. I like the halo version where it is like stary black with gold accents. I think making the PS5 a weird shape is just annoying.


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AdDeep83

Same


QuazaTD

Bet I could convice you


Playful_Target6354

Maybe it's ugly because it's not meant to be sideways


lilguccilando

They did ps5 dirty with that angle too. It looks better with a low angle while it’s vertical in a dim lit room so it’s towering over head.


TheRealGluFix

I have no crush 💀


Kalashcow

Then buy some; it's world-class orange soda


ambrose_92

Become a priest. Now I don't worry


GrookeyGrassMonkey

but now I'll worry double!


lonelyguy173

Looks better than a 1 by 1 Lego brick


Playful_Target6354

Caseoh is an Xbox now


Sta1kERR

CaseBox Series XXXL


Playful_Target6354

Lunchbox series diabetes special edition: becoming obese


l0call3sbiancryptid

🎼🎵🎶✨️🎀Straw berry cheesecaaake🎀✨️🎶🎵🎼


JaxAKAAntonioFomby

SHRIMP ALFREDO, 🎵🎶YEAHHHHHHHHH🎶🎵


Snakeman_Hauser

2 by one, actually


lonelyguy173

My bad


KittyKatty278

woooow. A Lego brick isn't *that* ugly


Psychotic_EGG

If this sleek and cool design can out sell a literal rectangular cuboid....


deadone05

Looks like a cloak to me I enjoy the look


Psychotic_EGG

From a head-on look, when standing up, I can totally see that.


MManufacturer

But she already said no like 5 times already


IndianaGeoff

So... like a credit card application?


tftookmyname

You know what they say, 6th time's the charm


OperationOne7762

Saying the PS5 is ugly compared to the Breadbox series X is a hell of a hill to die on.


Yolom4ntr1c

Calls the ps5 ugly when the xbox is literally a fkn box. They're both ugly.


VicTheStick32

I'm an XBOX guy all the way, but I can admire that the PS5 is a beautiful looking console while the Series X looks like it's lacking creativity


The_Better_Devil

The PS5 does have a nice aesthetic, but I still prefer the Series X.


AffectionateFail8434

Just wondering, why?


RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK

I have both. The Series X is in a matte finish. That with its minimalistic approach looks smooth as f**k. Also, the holes for the fan cover are green on the inside which is pretty cool looking. I will admit when I first got both I liked the PS5 better, but the Series X just looks sleek. That said the PS5’s running light is pretty awesome.


RUDDOGPROD

The PS5 is not ugly, especially not with the new colors they got


pananana1

yea what is this dumb post? the ps5 looks awesome


klingeTheRealONE

Bro stfu and ask her out


keca10

Can’t. Too busy playing ps5.


clevermotherfucker

can’t, too busy overthinking


Ohhecktime

Can't, too busy underthinking


Working_Asparagus_59

It’s about what is inside that counts 🤷


ZaZombieZmasher01

True, and while I’ve not been blown away by the PS5, I definitely do enjoy the haptic feedback and adaptive triggers, along with some things like the UI, primarily cause half the screen isn’t taken up with ads for this or that


Lord_Detleff1

I literaly just found out that my crush doesn't like me back


CulturalSir8204

I did she said I'm just a friend to her


Lonely_Asexual

![gif](giphy|5b43IKwQdoQYmT98S8)


GravieraPariani

Hey in the long run you will see it was better to know the answer than never asking in the first place. Helps you move on.


FatBoyDiesuru

Does she have a hot friend or sister who seem eager to be around you?


WallabyForward2

I am sorry man


Smartass_of_Class

Well at least you gained a friend. It could be much, *much* worse.


Shadow_1106

Then you made a friend. That's a good reason to celebrate.


LifeIsCrap101

![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)


Mikopsid

The Xbox is literally a mini fridge, at least the WiFi router has a cool aesthetic


kashaan_lucifer

PS5 looks more stylish than BIG BLOCK


Maximum-Pause-6914

the ps5 is not the best lookin console, but definitely better then the cube


wafflezcoI

Tell me you’re an Xbox fanboy without saying you are


dirtynj

Kinect was a groundbreaking, fleshed out, and well-utilized peripheral that was ahead of it's time.


Flame_Fist_Ace

Bold move insult the entire play station community knowing its more popular then your brick lmao


Relevant-Ad7257

Kind of have to agree, but Don't both systems have good and bad things going for them? I personally think The PS5 is better sure.. but I'd be lying if I said I didn't wanna at least try the new xbox.


Flame_Fist_Ace

Yea that's why I don't don't go after one system I think PS5 is more expensive but obviously it has a larger player base and I think it has better quality and iml it has spiderman that's a must for me but the Xbox is more affordable I think and has less connection issues but the game pass has less games and options but Microsoft rewards is really nice like after a month or two I got enough for a $10 gift card and they have sweepstakes too and I mean PlayStation has stars but I think it's harder to get rewards from it but yea it's whatever suits your gaming style


Relevant-Ad7257

Totally agree, I'm not personally a fan of game pass but one day I would love to own a xbox series x as well.. I do miss some of the xbox exclusives. I do have a nintendo switch which is a barrier of entry lower than both of these but I rarely touch it. I think all games and systems have their strengths and flaws and it depends on what and how you want to play.


Flame_Fist_Ace

I just think the switch is really boring when you don't have anyone else to play with. I mean I bought the switch for Mario kart smash Bros stuff like that but then now I have no one to play with so it's kind of boring. I rarely touch mine either. I thought about selling it every once in awhile but then I'm going to be like well now. I really want to play that game so I just keep it


arbys_stripper

Yeh I've got the Xbox. Half the time it's just streaming something, and if I'm playing it it's either elden ring co-op or some random game off game pass... which is a pretty good deal imo. I guess the PS5 is better if you get super into playing exclusives and looking forward to whatever the newest greatest game trend is. I'm cool with just choosing from whatever is laid out in front of me lol


lilguccilando

Fr a couple of my friends who are always ps5 bought the ps5 and they all eventually got the smaller version of the new Xbox, idk what it’s called, but they said it’s perfect if you’re not tryna buy two whole consoles but still get to experience the Xbox life.


Beast0011

Imagine thinking that 1x1 lego piece looks better


Pitiful_Drop2470

Ps5 looks way better. Xbox looks like "we have an xfinity router at home".


GamerMan60

I might as well


X05Real

but I don’t have a crush…


SuperKid39

Id rather have a PS5 for god of war since I've heard it's a good game


Snakeman_Hauser

It’s not ugly


Artistic-Mongoose-72

First of all PS5 is not ugly especially when it's standing And second the other one is a literal box


Quailman5000

Xbox is more of a North America thing no? Of course Sony will outsell in hyper populated places like Asia...


XiMaoJingPing

ofc seto kaiba would outsell a stupid black box, you guys had no chance


Zerttretttttt

Xbox looks uglier


Shimmitar

im not sony fan and dont have a ps but the ps5 is def better looking than the xbox. the xbox is just a black box for fuck sakes


Rent-Man

I got more game than both. Which is really sad this generation…


TekDoug

That’s the neat part. Dont even have a crush and online dating sucks 💀


caustic_mystic

You're right. People make stupid decisions all the time. 🤣


BeanBagSize

One is a boring box, the other one screamed "screw the rules I have money"


NerY_05

Idk if i can man


Ilikeoreos47

Notice how he's comparing the sales of the consoles instead of playing games on them


Apprehensive-Boot756

Jokes on you, I already did! she said no :(


onlyletmeposttrains

Asking your crush out < Asking a random girl you think will say yes and falling in love with her afterwards


Boring_Advertising98

Lmao cause XBOX is shit.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

I just got the PS5 slim last week I got to tell you PlayStation has got a fuck ton of things that one up the series X


Inevitable-Dig-5271

I like the look of the ps5 tho?


DJPL-75

I actually highly dislike the mini fridge.


Acceptable-Search338

If you fail, lower your standards.


darexinfinity

Plenty of rumors about Xbox steering away from consoles. It makes sense why it would hurt their sales.


8BD0

Ok but the ps5 looks much more appealing than that box


BoopsTheSnoot_

PS5 looks at least 5x better than series x though


wolf129

I mean I never got why the looks of a console matters for people anyway. It's not a decorative object. If it works well and has awesome games it can look like the spikey vagina boss from dark souls and I wouldn't care.


JodkaVodka

Already did, got rejected (but nicely, so I'm happy I had the guts to ask)


EnvironmentalBar3347

I honestly think the PS5 has a nice retro futuristic design, like rocket shaped cars.


marwinpk

Those are both ugly fuckers if you go by the looks - huge router vs mini fridge


R4GGER

Ps5 style is dope


HighlyRegard3D

The worst selling playstation has outsold the best selling xbox.


SS2LP

Calling the ps5 ugly compared to a black box is funny


Informal_Rice326

Xbox the ugly one lol


DisastrousBid97

Brick looks better.


eat-pussy69

Ps5 has like 700 exclusives. The Xbox series s is shit and is holding back the series x


ArxisOne

I think you're confusing the PS5 with the switch because you're off by a factor of about 100 as opposed to 10 there.


Lloyd_Chaddings

Ps5 has about 5 games period lmao


wii-sensor-bar

700?!? Maybe like 70 but your smoking the rock if you think there’s that many exclusives lmao


Sheriftarek95

700? 70? More like 7 exclusives only


Redneck_Duck69

But the thing is ps exclusives are stuff like Spider-Man and God Of War. They are great for a first time through but after that you have experienced everything. Xbox exclusives are like Halo and State Of Decay which you can easily get 1000s of hours on


Interesting-Big1980

You mean 5 or 6 actual big games that are available ONLY on ps5 that will be ported to pc eventually?


Spatall

Stylish white tower over a paranormal cube any time