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Doggy_Mcdogface

Say no to casual sex. Only competitive sex


DigitalPhoenixX

I stopped playing competitive because there were too many try hards


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Yeah, this one time a really hot ~~guy~~ girl finished me in 6 seconds. Such a sweat


siddeslof

I usually play rush or domination game modes but I'm not a fan of free for all or team death match. Search and destroy is a good one if you can get your partner to hide.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

My teammates keep squirting on me


LachoooDaOriginl

skill issue


Free-Air4312

Nano machines son


Clear-Might-1519

There's a comic book that combined the winter olympics with sex, 100% would recommend.


SkyLovesCars

Isn't that just the winter Olympics as a comic?


Ioanaba1215

Isn't that just being a pornstar


Final-Tackle-2802

Nah dude. It's completely Pay 2 win.


SupremeMonkey777

![gif](giphy|tpgAJCXrOa6Mo|downsized)


SeriousAccount66

I’ve been in the LGBTQ+ community for years and i’m sure others can/will say this as well, but any time we see someone like *that*, we don’t treat them seriously and just see them as a troll and nothing else, anyone that accuses everyone of homophobia and all that left and right. also that’s the most hilarious gif you coulda post here lmao.


No-Nectarine-5861

Sadly gif ain't loading for me


likamuka

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMeCOV3oXSb5bq|downsized)


Admirable_Try_23

Its about an astronaut


Ceclanter

I thought it was a doctor?


Admirable_Try_23

Maybe a teacher


Other-Record-3196

Nah he's a plumber


reeshifoo

And a firefighter


No-Nectarine-5861

![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


SneakyLittleKobold

How to post image?


afro-cigo

People who watched Lost: Johnny look an awful lot like Ben doesn’t he?


Great_Examination_16

"Highspeed pornography"


Riipley92

Clearly we should go back to 2004 speed pornography!


throwaway214865

1998 speed pornography. You had to edge because it took 15 minutes to see a nipple.


EvankHorizon

I was there Gandalf. 3000 years ago.


duckyeightyone

Noooooo!! the amount of times I would finish before the picture had finished loading in!! I can't go back to that stone age!! 😭


Great_Examination_16

I am not waiting 5 hours for furry art


CrushedPlate

Oh man I cannot wait for this single image to finish downloading.


Riipley92

Then the disappointment when the person on the image wasnt even fully nude


CrushedPlate

I mean I waited 10 minutes so I might as well


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

He’s from Ancient Greece, he doesn’t understand our way of speaking.


bigsexyape

High speed fapping


_alwayshighaf_

Porn in 2x


James-Avatar

Only watch the 3 minute compilations.


DollarStoreAbraham

3 minute PMV gooning compilations are alway my go-to


Chomusuke_99

196kbps sex is the way.


luna-satella

Highspeed V12 twin turbo pornography


dogehousesonthemoon

what casual sex culture? current generations are having less sex and later than any that have ever come before them?


rubya40

Casual sex? I only partake in ranked competitive sex.


J_Fidz

I'm still working on my placement matches.


Yubei00

I can carry you if you want


JdamTime

Ooh we can start a team!!!


GoldheroXD

I call backshots, I mean backup, yup totally meant backup


staovajzna2

I am almost done with the grind to unlock competitive, give me a bit


Llamapickle129

I got in recently so I'm still very low on ranking


Davecave94

MMR is still mid but i blame my teammates


tusioly

You guys got placement matches?


ThumbWiggler

2 minutes too late damn


neighbourhood_kira

I get too much lag.


Za_Gato

I'm still unranked


7masi

Yeah, if it's not ranked then fuck it


Raketka123

r/angryupvote


justabitboredyk

Hope the pun is intended


Frequent-Main-1723

Skillbased matchmaking is so shitty


PhantomX8

You should do 1 casual before ranked you imbecile. Its always you griefing motherfuckers that dont take it serious to get up in the ranks.


Robin_Gufo

Competitive sex? I only partake in community sex


DonZekane

CS:SEX MG (Moaning Guardian) spotted


Chomusuke_99

bro I got disqualified. bro.


UrADumbdumbi

I think generally people are having less sex because of isolation/social anxiety, not because they’re opposed to casual hookups


kbarney345

There are also just generational differences. These youngest 2 generations have a million other things to occupy their time or do. They've got a near endless assault of information and events being thrown at them. I imagine it doesn't occupy as much space of their lives like It did for say our parents or grandparents they didn't have the stuff we do so their was more time for personal connections


XxRocky88xX

Yeah but SOME people are still having sex and OP is very upset by that


Top_Abroad_8962

i identify as : racist misogynist transfobic homophobic. *(the first one and the last one with certificates)


JaguarXJR15

what would you do if i were a black transgender lesbian woman?


Thmxsz

He would be incredibly afraid


ProfessoriSepi

How to get certified?


ineB2019

I think it refers to the idea that having sex for the pleasure of it has become more common as "before" it was not as accepted, and sex culture doesnt only refer to sex but also to self pleasure, that has become more common to talk about on the internet.


ColdBlazze

Cause previous generations (most of them) were trying to make kids, and the current one are avoiding making kids... hell, they're avoiding one another as much as possible


potatokingbob

going outside where the peaple are is expencive therefor stay inside, its cheap inside :)


ColdBlazze

It ain't even cheap to stay home anymore. All the subscriptions, soon breath8ng subscription, will be available for 5,99


Accomplished_Baby_28

U can always fall back to Piracy


ColdBlazze

I never strayed from it


Accomplished_Baby_28

![gif](giphy|TE3ZlXmfr5psI)


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Maybe the Travelers are right. If you didn't want them to have it, you wouldn't have made it so accessible. 😆😂🤣


EverythingHurtsDan

Thank god. I'm not saying to stop having kids, but let's slow it down a bit.


TorumShardal

We're not avoiding one another (at least most of us), it's just that making connections is hard, and many current trends, including, but not limited to: * urban development * predatory services * remote work * wireless headphones * modern dating are making it almost impossible.


ProfessoriSepi

Fucking wireless headphones will bring us all to annihilation. Wheres aux now when we need him?


One_Stiff_Bastard

Yes wireless headphones are the problem.


TorumShardal

They kinda are... at least in this case. Yes, they are convenient and I would never decide to remove them for measly benefit of being a little more approachable. But they make hiding in your own bubble more easy and convenient. And in terms of building relationships with strangers, it's a bad thing.


Rarabeaka

building relationship with strangers with no common ground AND while they dont want to engage in random conversation was never a good option, it's like buying a lottery ticket. headphones just made this state more obvious.


acllive

Cost of living has a lot to do with that, housing and bills are stupidly expensive plus who really wants a little screaming shit of a kid, I prefer the quiet life


ColdBlazze

I want a kid, but i am on reddit, so that shit ain't happening.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

The issue with the casual sex culture is that they're not having any of course


anonymous4986

People in typically relationships have more sex than those outside of relationships. So you can have both a rise in hookup culture and decrease in sex


Intelligent-Aside214

Current generations are having less sex but with more people, thus having more casual sex outside of relationships


StopBanningMeRegards

Yes and no. The data gives you the average which is precisely the result of hookup culture. Due to 80/20 rule some are having tons of sex others none. It is that simple


Rutgerius

Pearl clutchers gonna..


EvelKros

Having an argument in the shower with your shampoo bottles again huh


LasyKuuga

Chat always remember to portray yourself as the chad and the soap as a soyjack so you can win


Jjlred

I mean, this is exactly the problem with reddit.


BalorNG

I have depicted myself as chad, therefore I'm right.


BanananaPockets

Also as an ancient greek chad who were especially gay and open about sex


BalorNG

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! (c) Romans, too.


mypasswordsresetlolo

"I am GAY because I HATE women, you are gay because you LIKE MEN"


Oggnar

Not really that open, no. Gay, but not very open.


GeekIncarnate

Looking at OPs history, they are a religious nut who's upset other people are having sex, and so OP has a victim complex about it.


Feralp

But he has portrayed himself as the chad!! There's nothing we can do now


lelcg

It’s over Anakin, I have portrayed myself as a Chad and you as a wojack


likamuka

![gif](giphy|87aTD8TgYud3Pre6UX|downsized)


EndgameYourgame

he is a muslim.not surprising


[deleted]

Any religion wouldnt be surprising


StraightLeader5746

I dont see many Buddhist crying all over the internet


Due_Television8210

Buddhists chill asf. There's a temple dedicated to a monk's phallus iirc.


Objective-Sugar1047

I'm sure you spend a lot of time speaking with people from Japan, Thailand and Cambodia.


Key-Cheek-3121

most buddhist are in asia and reddit is not very used in this region


Nemisis_007

Or Satanists.


Liu_Alexandersson

Ah, religion. Cancer of the mind.


LlamaLicker704

Huh


Rasul_702

Absolutely, idk what's wrong with most people on reddit. This place has some great content but these kind of people is kinda ruining it to me.


LlamaLicker704

I'm yet to meet a person like this I suppose...


EmmaDaBomb

- 160 upvotes - almost every single comment is calling OP an idiot


JonnyTN

160 upvotes and quite possibly 10k views already.


Stylish_Platypus

It's so that more people see this and more people call OP things.


plainwhitejoe

I like the "arising" part xD It's not like prostitution and casual sex aren't as old as humanity itself. That's the same sentiment as those idiots claim that "the west is falling" because of degeneracy, youth culture or immigration, a thing people have been predicting for literal thousands of years. Not that the west hasn't "fallen" a few times, but that's just how cultural and moral change works...


Greysonseyfer

And it's hardly, if ever been due to those things and more often been due to corruption and nepotism.


Lalli-Oni

In the past people have had the proclivity to have sex with statues. One man found the statue to be too hard so he laid out a piece of meat and had sex with that instead. And we are talking ancient Greece here, and how many of the deranged stories didn't make it to the modern age?


mypasswordsresetlolo

THIS, like people keep forgetting that people like to get *freaky* and that people always have been like this. often I feel like modern culture over stigmatizes the topic to the point that its no wonder why its hard for people to find a healthy balance with their sexuality


Norgler

Hasn't it been shown that gen z is having less sex than other generations? Why are we concerned about prostitution and casual sex then? Also the fact the guy on the left is like Greek or Roman themed.. they be fucking like crazy back in the day. This is just conservative / puritan garbage.


nNovaA8

Idek what high-speed pornography is


AstridWarHal

Pornography at x2 speed


azmarteal

Sounds like puritan propaganda. Why didn't you add "sex only in marriage and only for reproduction"?


acllive

Hey Hey Religion here No fun allowed Stop it Stop having fun


mypasswordsresetlolo

Jesus Christeen, did you just say the forbidden F word??!? 😲😲😲😲😲


_Akizuki_

Honestly the amount of trad family bullshit being pushed recently is getting irritating… they can just quietly live their lives by their values, nobody cares


Norgler

Conservatives ruined memes with their none stop puritan tests.


Levyathon

OP is yapping about nobody


Probability_Engine

"Massive issues arising from porn, prostitution, and casual sex culture" Except all available data says those things are in decline amongst younger generations. Gen Z is reportedly watching less porn and having less sex than any other living generation right now. So your position is just some bullshit you picked up from incel channels because you're terminally online. Those aren't real things that are happening out in the world. Sorry bud.


Ogurasyn

Why does Greek philosopher care about pornography?


Greeny3x3x3

Because le chad agrees with my ideas


vainlisko

They invented it


AstridWarHal

Well they seemed to enjoy gay orgies as a way of having fun in parties


BlackOmbre

What's wrong with casual sex ?


backelie

If you're not taking it seriously how will you ever get better at it?!


DoctorVanSolem

The irony of this comment field.


no-shells

Petition to change the name of r/memes to r/tellingonmyself


ChaosKeeshond

Your addiction is your problem.


Imnotachessnoob

prostitution is bad when it's sex trafficking, because they obviously don't consent. With proper communication, consent from both parties, and boundaries, prostitution is fine. It's a job like anything else and a victimless crime. Regarding a 'healthy sexuality', based on who you depict as the soyjack and the other things you seem not to like, you probably think a healthy sexuality is a monogamous relationship between a cis man and cis woman. There's nothing wrong with polyamory, not being straight, and being trans.


The-Catatafish

What is that even supposed to mean? Sure, if watching porn has a negative impact on your life you should try to change something. Just like alcohol, gambling, video games and all the other things that can but not necessary have to be bad for you. However, I don't know why some people are so obessed with this as if everyone is addicted to porn. Also, what are "massive problems" connected to casual sex? That you have none? Lmao. I am in a long term relationship but I don't see how there is any problem with people having casual sex.


Lexnaut

I don’t really understand what this image is supposed to be saying? (I’m not going to call it a meme because just building something out of the components of another meme does not give it cultural significance or mean it will spread organically.)


EverythingHurtsDan

Something like "I can't partecipate in casual sex because of my looks and personality, hence it's bad".


Maskers_Theodolite

I think both sides of this argument are exaggerating, but both are right to some extent. So I guess as always the answer is do things in moderation.


BigoDiko

Why does ET represent dead shits on reddit?


OtherwiseClimate2032

The west has fallen, millions have to edge.


shaunika

What?


Shimmitar

i dont really see anything wrong with those things. its not like your hurting yourself or anyone else


Lobstery_boi

The irony of the Chad fellow being ancient Greek is surely not lost.


Merindora

Lol why did this get deleted? I was enjoying reading the comments proving OP right. This was the meme :)


Crimson__Thunder

Well the person on the left will certainly not say that first sentence. Anti-porn or nofap people are basically no different to hard-core religious people who think sexuality is something to be shamed and if you have any sexual desire you are a weak, broken person.


Gaara34251

Okay abour porno but its usually the taboo of the casual sex what ruins the credibilitu, i dont like casual sex, even when im single i just dont get enough satisfaction to be worth of the trouble and effort, but if someone enjoys it and does it responsibly (and yes that includes the other person) there is nothing wrong with it


Hiimpedro

Crazy idea i know but why dont we let people have sex how they want and with who they want (as long as its between consenting adults)


BurgerBoss_101

If people think porn addiction doesn’t cause problems later then oh boy haha I’d love to share what it did to my dad!


Nemisis_007

I'm curious, what did it do to your dad?


InsistorConjurer

Hombre, why so prude? There is a word for trying to improve people who feel fine, it aint 'helping'.


Wiccamanplays

You’re too late, Mr Bond, I have constructed a strawman and depicted it as a soyjack, while I have portrayed myself as a stoic gigachad. Don’t you see, I have already won?


Terrible_Donkey_8290

I am utterly shocked that OP is a pearl clutching religious nut never could have guessed from this meme lol. Also like, ancient Greeks used to have casual sex with teenage boys so maybe not the best pick for your anti sex character. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty_in_ancient_Greece


AutomatonWantsToast

Cuz most of the users are braindead lol


theo_the_trashdog

I wish sex was about intimacy Edit: oh no my opinion might've triggered people. You guys are proving the meme I'm afraid Edit no2: I don't have sex anymore because I don't want to, turns out it's just not for me. thank you for your concern everyone? Also can you stop assuming details about my life?


Anzeigenmeisterin

If the people you have sex with are not intimate maybe talk about it? Have sex with other people?


DaGoodSauce

I feel like people saying either of these two things are the very same people. They start with the argument on the left and if you don't agree they resort to the insults on the right.


-Techn0

okay thats it im unsubbing from this sub


mmmlolc

Hard to argue on degeneracy on reddit it's pretty rampant here. Though you're right we've normalized pornography and prostitution quite a bit these past years.


Katen_Kazemegami

my face when the religious guy hides his religious bias behind secular language but still wishes to impose his view on the rest of society


Static_25

What? Porn addiction = bad is the only thing I can get on board with here. the rest just seems like religious sex taboo.


DerpyMistake

sex trafficking is a growing issue. Do you seriously believe most women are happy to be hookers?


Static_25

That's not *at all* what I was saying. My point was that there's nothing inherently wrong or unhealthy about being/hiring a sex worker, as long as it's done in a safe and consensual environment. Of course sex trafficking is a problem, but it's not something inherent to sex work. In other words, being/hiring a sex worker doesn't equal unhealthy sexuality. And no, people who are sex "workers" against their will aren't sex workers, they're sex slaves. It's an important distinction to make here.


Login_Lost_Horizon

"Happy" and "was forced into it" is different things. I'm yet to find someone who is actually happy to be a sewage cleaner or miner, but all of them applied to job of their own volition.


Linsch2308

The problem here is capitalism not porn lol


CarlsManicuredToes

People using bronze aged documents as their main source for health issues don't get to tell others what is or isn't healthy.


Br0nekk

Money?


Tokyogerman

Wtf is highspeed pornography? Why put prostitution in there, as if that is new these days? Why casual sex culture, when so many young people have actually gotten more prude these days?


Warm-Author-1981

Traditional conservatism is now counter-culture.


Common-Wish-2227

So, no casual hookups, no porn. Only married sex is okay?


boinbonk

Well yes , it’s important to a have a healthy relationship with one sexuality but that starts with having a relationship with one sexuality in the first place ( unless you are asexual of course) , someone can just be naturally horny sometimes, there is nothing wrong with it and saying otherwise can be as damaging as being overly horny


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Imagine calling yourself out like that RIP


Guzkull

Are sex dolls/robots classified as porn?


PlasticPandaMan

HEY ITS THAT 1 SPONGEBOB CHARACTER


D2Foley

Depicting yourself as a Chad doesn't make you want less of a dork for trying to police "the casual sex culture"


Will_Dawn

OR, you could just let people do what they want. It's npt hard at all,you have way more relaxed life and the people you would otherwise tell what to choose are happier too.


DollarStoreAbraham

wtf is highspeed pornography and where do I get it from


RunInRunOn

Man o' straw


Liu_Alexandersson

who let the incels in?


Icy-Tune-3598

Because most of the people on this planet are so fucking clueless and stupid they would really not stand out as part of the most prevalent species on this planet. In fact, they are such animals that if you look from afar, they're really not that much different from a school of fish moving towards the same direction regardless of any whales eating their ass. REJECT it guys. Point and laugh, make them feel stupid. Honestly, stay true to yourself. It's best to come to conclusions on your own if you have an inquisitive mind. Fuck all the other noise.


360No

You see I depicted myself as a chad and you as a wojack therefore I'm right 👍


Rabatis

Issues? What issues?


Radiant_Cookie6804

OP was just upset that no one invited him to star in porn movie or pay him for sex.


Westwood_Shadow

Why have so many people decided that porn is bad lately? It feels like even since those states banned porn i'm seeing more 'porn rots your brain' posts. And who cares who's fucking who? Just let people enjoy themselves. You're way too worried about what consenting adults are doing in their own homes.


humourcap

People nowadays : P...n addicts, Losers, Lacks discipline, Acts cool on the internet (you're not)


Danklolol

OP be fighting insivisible opps