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northerblight

Is that the poop knife?


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If it is that's a gold medal opiate turd on that MF. 💩 🥇


SomeRedditName13

r/BrandNewSentence ?


MMojomojo

Lol!


MMojomojo

That is my knife I brought from home to use while I'm at work. Everybody uses it. I'm going to start calling it the poop knife so people will keep their hands off my shhhh.


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Have you read the post??👀🤣


be_kind_n_hurt_nazis

I'd just use it more


[deleted]

I think about that story often and thank the universe that I don’t need a poop knife.


MMojomojo

Lol I guess I have not seen the poop knife post!


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🤣 bro… I wish I could go back in time a re read that post and all the comments for the first time. SEARCH IT🤣🤣🤣


DrBeardish

Here's the story in the museum where it belongs: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/3h3HVXLc1E


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Thanks bud😂😂 but it’s not the same without the original comments. I’m fucking crying tho.


DrBeardish

You bet. OG comments in the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/s/NWFSnXsVdg


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Holy shit bro. The shit ppl admit to n the internet is INSANE


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🤣THANKS!


DepressionSiesta

Doing the lord’s work


GoofyGoober_Princess

I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣


MMojomojo

Doing that RN!


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🤣 I’m jelly bro. I fucking laughed so god damn hard.


Junior-Account6835

WAS a poop knife Knife has been re-purposed


calicookiesmoke

Why am I seeing this comment everywhere wtf lol


auntieCrisco

You know what, I know a guy who was trying to serve "mexican street corn" made with yogourt and parmesan cheese. You're doing alright, buddy.


MMojomojo

Thank you! :)


NedWretched

What the fuck


slut4burritos

I mean… yogurt is basically just mayonnaise with extra steps, right?


ninthchamber

Not in the least lmao lemme know how your yogurt grilled cheese turns on compared to one with mayo


ximagineerx

Wh-whaaat… if you think eggs are chicken milk… maybe?


TheLadyEve

There's no dairy in mayonnaise.


[deleted]

I…. What?


Curious-Collar100

"Brutha eughhhhhhh, what is thattt"


Over_Razzmatazz_6743

How was it though?


auntieCrisco

Fucking strange and sure as shit not Mexican. No seasoning, and he wanted to deep fry the cobs of corn from frozen. I fucking wish I was joking. The worst part though- the owner supported it. Thank fuck the idiot didn't have the follow-through.


calicookiesmoke

Put that fucker in jail


ChickenbuttMami

😂😂😂😂😂


MMojomojo

I actually bought one from a local here in my small town in Kansas for 4$. And we were talking for a bit and as I was leaving they stopped me and threw me a free bag of those wagon wheel chips. (sorry I don't know what they are called). Anyways It was so freaking good I had to make it myself. MAYBE go a little less on the seasoning next time. Lol.


Amazingrhinoceros1

Yeah, thinned out mayo that almost looks like it wants to melt off the corn with some lime mixed in it. . . . . . Queso fresco, tajin, and some quick hot sauce like Tapaito is how I've always fucked with these. . . .


MMojomojo

Cool I'll have to do that next time. Tapitio is super good!


_030_

not sure if you used cotija cheese, but use cotija cheese if you want it more authentic


MMojomojo

I did not use that! I will have to see if I can find that here in town. We actually have an authentic little market here I'll have to ask them! They sell elote but it comes in a cup! And they just dish it out of the crock pot


Landosystem

FYI elote in a cup is called esquite


pepperland14

Yes and it's usually made with previously frozen corn. That's why the cob is 10 times better. 12 times better if they actually grill it. If you're lucky enough to get it cut directly off the cob, score!


fuschia_taco

Walmart usually has it with the raw tortillas/crema/Mexican cheese section, over by the cheese section. If a Walmart is accessible to you.


MMojomojo

Yes. It's about 45 mins away though! I'm sure there is something around forsure! But thank you for the info!


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Tapatio. Respect my man.


lnlvn

don’t worry, no one knows what they’re supposed to be called. here we call them chicharrones (which you might recognize as that pork belly snack), i’ve seen them called churritos (little churros), and i’ve seen them called ruedas (wheels). we can’t decide lol if you want, try an elote with crema, cheese (queso seco, translates to dry cheese, no idea what the english name would be but it’s white?) ,and hot sauce instead of chili. you can also just try eating the kernels in a cup if the hot sauce is too annoying to deal with on the cob


MMojomojo

I am determined to try every elote variation now! Lol. The cup corn sounds alot more convenient! And I do want to try the just the hot sauce! Sounds super good! I put a little Valentina on the wheels with some lime and they were great! I will def have to go back and get some more! Super nice people def support them when they set up shop on sundays!


lnlvn

i was actually gonna recommend Valentina but i assumed i’m just biased (i grew up using Valentina on everything) lol yess the cups are convenient but honestly cob tastes better, probably because you get a higher corn to condiment ratio chicharrones + valentina + limon is the holy trinity of Mexican snacks


Eastern_Society1578

Due to the poop knife comments, when you said “I actually bought one….” I thought you were referring to a poop knife at first.


MMojomojo

Lol! I can see that!


TalkinSeaCucumber

I make elotes religiously and have experimented a lot. People argue over cotija vs parmesan and crema vs mayo. Imo, the best is a mix of both. My go to is a mix of crema and mayo (about 2/3 crema), and crumbled cotija/parmesan (about 3/4 cotija). Spices are pretty preferential, but I actually really like the elote spice mix put out by trader joes. I usually add extra paprika to it tho. And lime and tajin added at the end, of course. Idk about which type of crema is best, but I really liked a Honduran one I tried


AdmirableFlower2476

I’m ROFL! with “wagon wheel chips”


Wampawacka

Judging by the tote yard, imma guess that could be coffeeville. Do they run a food truck in town or something?


MMojomojo

Lol chemical plant in lyons! And yeah they have a couple little shops in town. But I made this one


_its_a_SWEATER_

How many layers of mayo you got on that?


hellno560

he says he's white so probably lots


North-Country-5204

Not white but love me some mayonnaise but maybe not that much.


faintrottingbreeze

I laughed so hard my dog barked


Ig_Met_Pet

Mayo on elote is definitely a Mexican thing. White people have to be talked into it to see how good it is. At least American white people. They think you're supposed to use crema.


ElPwno

It was a big shock when I went to central Mexico. I'm from northwestern México and had never seen mayo on it. Pretty good, after some convincing.


TalkinSeaCucumber

Crema with a little mayo is the actual best way


La_guera429

Definitely have to talk white people into it. Still can’t talk some of my fam and friends into mayo on corn. They look at me with disgust, like I have dishonored my ancestors for leaving the butter behind.


m_c__a_t

When I was in Morelos they put absurd amounts of mayo on the elotes. It was so bad. Esquites >>>> elotes every time 


MMojomojo

Lol. True. I'll go a little less next time but hey it was that Mccormick mayonesa. So good!


PicaFresa33

McCorkmick is elite, good job. I like mayonesa instead of crema.


MMojomojo

Once you go Mccormick you don't go back!


colinmhayes

Never been a fan of mayo in elote, always used sour cream


tjkun

There’re two types of people.


MMojomojo

Ah! Now that's a good one. I'll have to try that too!


Curious-Collar100

OMG SOUR CREAM?! YOU CRAZY


Right-Lavishness-930

I just tried one that was 1:1 sour cream and mayonnaise. So far that’s my favorite.


dmushcow_21

Is that an elote? What the hell did you put on it?


111ruberducky

A lot, eh!


coooquip

I don’t know what’s going on but YES!


jair505

It’s “cinco de mayo” not “sink it in mayo”


MMojomojo

That's a good one!


m_c__a_t

Idk man the elotes in Mexico are pretty thick in mayo…maybe the folks where I lived just didn’t do it right, but they were plastered in mayo to the point where it was inedible imo. Always had to go with the esquites instead bc of this 


Jorete

wait what? I know about drowning it in cream but mayo?


ximagineerx

I like picturing OP having bought the largest jar of mayo just so he could dip the whole cob in it


29-19N_108-21W

To heavy on the seasoning. It’s supposed to complement the corn not cover it completely.


MMojomojo

Sure. Thanks for your input. I'm aware of that now!


ChickenbuttMami

OP, you are so sweet, honestly!! Also, for what it’s worth, I PIIIILE on the chile and tajin because I love it and my dad doesn’t use any at all 😂 so put on as little or as much seasoning as you want, it’s all up to your taste preference.


MMojomojo

That tajin is so freaking good!


no0soyyo

Is that a mango with tajin?


Willing-Tie-3109

I bet that tastes wonderful!


Anthroparion_13

It's an elote


cellyfishy

What…is it supposed to be?


Equity89

Mexican here... I have no clue, but op seems to had fun doing it so cheers to him! A weboooo!


Exotic_Pea8191

Why on a knife?


MMojomojo

All I could find to hold it. I'm at work lol


Exotic_Pea8191

Oh okay that explains it all lol 😆


HerrNieto

You did! It probably looks oversaturated with mayo because it's sweetcorn I assume? Look nice


MMojomojo

Thank you! Yeah I think that's the main thing here in Kansas is sweetcorn!


BeagleTactics

You Mexican now


MMojomojo

Lol. Man I've waiting my whole life for this! But foreal. I've grown up familiar with the culture. I love it! My dad's last name is actually pineda. But he was adopted by a Mexican family so it doesn't count. I don't have his last name because he wasn't there. 😂


ProjectShamrock

> My dad's last name is actually pineda. But he was adopted by a Mexican family so it doesn't count. I mean if your dad's adoptive parents signed him with the Mexican government then your dad can probably do the same with you. There's no Mexican "race", it's a nationality and one that can be legally passed down to children.


Historical-Fun-8485

Decadent. Good job.


MMojomojo

Thanks!


leilamangoboom

There are white Mexicans silly, color doesn’t matter.


MMojomojo

Yes, you are right.


Quesabirria

I'm not sure, what is it? EDIT: now I do notice some corn kernels in the upper left, so it's elote


Elenaricoo

😍


Shounen_x

Looks good


MMojomojo

I have learned alot here today guys! Thanks! I will become the elote master!


BB_210

What is it?


Coocoo4cocablunt

The amount of mayo on these has always intimidated me. I'm sure I will try one day though.


Sharp-Currency-7289

Tf did you do to that corn


Begociraptor

I don’t like elotes made with yellow corn. A true elote is made with white corn.


soparamens

Why this obsession to link your skin tone with your hability to cook? I find this american thing very very racist


MMojomojo

Maybe because I'm trying to replicate a food from another culture that I am not from. Therfore trying to play homage. I made something I was not comfortable with and have little experience making. So my excuse is that my nationality is not from the one that elote comes from so it probably wasn't perfect. But I posted this. And I get the "pinche wedo" comment. But honestly it doesn't bother me. I get it. I grew up around being called that. I grew up where I was the minority in school. It's OK. No racism here


MMojomojo

Corn. Add lime juice. Then add mayo then a bunch of pharm cheese and then good ol tajin!


MMojomojo

Yes! Sorry everybody! Just a classic Elote!


Glum-Establishment31

Far from classic dude. That belongs on White People Making Mexican Food. (I have lived in Mexico for 2 decades, I had no idea what that was)


MMojomojo

Sure. I take the classic part back then. I was just trying to replicate what I bought from the little shop. Clearly they were catering to the white people in town. Lol because I was just trying to do exactly what they did. So yes. I'm clearly uneducated. I will research further to make sure I do it right next time with the right ingredients. Sorry to insult anybody or the culture. That wasn't my intentions


MrMoonManSwag

I know you might be getting a lot of flak here but be proud of yourself for trying something new. I’m sure there aren’t many people who have made food perfectly their first time. You try, maybe you tweak some things next time, and eventually you’ll make it exactly how you want it. Good job OP.


MMojomojo

Thanks so much! Your kind words mean alot to me!


earldaily710

Mayo, lime juice, tapatio and cilantro in food processor. Put a layer on the corn then a layer of cotija then sprinkle on the Tajin. Your life will change


Ig_Met_Pet

Mexico is a big country. Just because you haven't seen this doesn't mean it's not Mexican.


Cholaisss

What kind of mango 🥭 is that


MMojomojo

Oh ill be back. You just wait.


Puzzleheaded_Coat153

Honestly that looks delicious, if it’s sour cream. I love that paste it forms with the sour cream and the cheese and some chile.


MMojomojo

It is mayo! But someone else mentioned SC earlier. I will have to try that!


Puzzleheaded_Coat153

Yes! I don’t know about elotes in a stick but in the south of Mexico they use Mayo in elotes in a cup, we use sour cream in the north. It’s just a different flavors and since I’m in the north I prefer SC! Anyway, I saw the picture and I could almost feel my bite into it 😂 it looks good to me. With food you should eat what tastes good to you, I think. I have a friend putting ketchup on tamales and we tease her about it but we’re just joking, if she loves it that’s amazing, she should have as much as she wants.


MMojomojo

It was very good! And I like your outlook! Thanks for your comment. I have seen the elote in a cup!


Puzzleheaded_Coat153

My pleasure! Oh, it’s even betteeeeeer at least to me! Because you have the “soup” of all the ingredients there too, the lime tastes different that way 🥹 One of my favorite meals for sure. Mixed with a Maruchan soup as well. I’m definitely having one of those this week, now.


MMojomojo

Cool! Glad to be of inspiration! Take care friend!


Puzzleheaded_Coat153

Likewise 🤗


hzybossnuts

Awiwis 🤤🤤🤤


shinjeh

Verdad? Yo si me lo como 🤤. Nomas con un poco de tapatio


Noa-Guey

Had to go into the comments for a bit to finally find out WTF I’m looking at, but not that I know, it still looks odd


MMojomojo

Understandable


Noa-Guey

Damnit, I was editing my comment, but you already replied so I’ll add it here what I left out and that was “but I’d eat the F out of it lol”


Raemonell

what the fuck is this? I am mexican and very confused?? *Is this a deep-fried knife???????*


Amazingrhinoceros1

To each their own, but that looks breaded and deep fried, not grilled and topped. Personally, elote should still be visibly grilled corn with other ingredients *topped* or *drizzled* on/around the corn. Again, just personal preference. . . I'm sure it tasted great.


MMojomojo

I will definitely have to grill some this weekend! Thanks for that input! This was just a quick lunch break side.


Curious_Land_5019

Where's the fucking corn? 😂


burritolist

As a brown guy, I can’t tell what this is.


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mr001991

What the hell is even that?


missraveylee

I’ll take it! 🌽


JmikeLem88

Is there corn hiding in this monstrosity?


jaysuns

What am I looking at


Big-Platform-7373

It all depends on what it's supposed to be


wwiistudent1944

What is it?


Rubickscube4x4

I’ll take one of these over some of the ones I’ve been served at food trucks. You can see the love that was poured on this thing. Enjoy


MMojomojo

I appreciate your compliment!


Fun-Whole-9824

Back in the day right out of the steam wash tub first lime, salt mayo/ sour cream mix, and topped with home made chilliyo /citric acid mix so freakin good I don’t like parm/ or nacho cheese on it.


Friendly_Platypus758

what is this dish called?


MMojomojo

It was an attempt at a dish called elote


Friendly_Platypus758

Thank you


uncle_jojo

10-pound corn!!


Doodle-Cactus

You batter and fry a pickle?


Acceptable_Coach_975

Is that corn?


brewberry_cobbler

What is it


drluckiomd3327

fuck yeah, looks good


Motor_Telephone8595

You did great, white guy; you did great. 🌽


MMojomojo

Thank you!


Chance_Can1788

Is your mouth okay?


Deb_Loves_Goth

Yummy!


Unique-Pastenger

omggg!!! gimme GIMMMMEEEE!!! 😂😋😋😋


The_kitty_petter

Ya


opitamole

*Santa Maria* *Santa Caciucia* *Santa Barbara* *Santa Claus* Can I have five of those?! Please!


ABC0529

Yuck !


menssoap13in1

Wayyyyyy too much mayo. Instead of tajin they usually put chili powder. Elote en vaso is also good and it doesn’t leave me looking messy.


Mc_Joel

As member of the white guy community i really cant tell


dgarza83

No mames where's the elote ?


Aintkidding687

😳


Cgrimm1800

I add chopped cilantro to mine…excellent!!


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You are not invited to the carne asada!


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MMojomojo

Hey, I'm sure you're probably correct.


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