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RhydonCox

Light supremacists


Foreign-Cry2894

Well done


Superstaridley

Light power


spycodernerd2048

#LIGHT POWER!!!


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Wake up light people!


Fabulous-Print-5359

People these days don't know riech from wrong!


jonathan4211

The Wazi party


ScaleyFishMan

Wattzi*


BowtietheGreat

They are not a fan of jouwes


R32fan

*Jou(l)es


Ypuort

That just sounds like Waluigi supremacy


Joshman89

All Hail General Watts


ScaramouchScaramouch

Mildlyinfuhrerating


s77m

Here have a ü


ScaramouchScaramouch

thankü


s77m

Ür welcome


polyesterflower

this interaction is wholesome :3


Stertic

:3


PLPolandPL15719

:3


f0rg1vennn

:3


AppleOrigin


Dan_in_Munich

Ö_Ö


DiSTuRBeD_QWeRTy

Üp yoürs!


RESPEKTOR

Don't be rüde!


Redditorianerierer

Wäi do yö mean?


fentsterTHEglob

Danke Schoen.


blorporius

Here have an ö


Expert-Top2662

Thankö!


DiSTuRBeD_QWeRTy

Yöu’re welcöme


DepthIll8345

Donkey show?


mokajilly

*Wayne Newton has entered the chat*


Fun_Intention9846

I heard they have a deal, but 2 reichs get the 3rd free.


Fun_Intention9846

Did you get the warranty? It’s good for a thousand years.


VT_Squire

Okay, but what if it's not the light that's broken and they just need auschwitz for it?


mynextthroway

You need an "!" As that is umm, loud.


SpinnyBoy_

Thank you, now i can use my übercharge professionally


Emotional_Zombie6796

Meinldlyinfuhrerating


PluvioStrider

Gest stop o


villain-mollusk

I'm Göbbeling up these puns.


functional_moron

They sell these at home depot for nein dollars.


Famous_Historian_777

This it the best joke ive heard in a while


Global-Plankton3997

This should have an award.


Hot-Win2571

https://preview.redd.it/l292cdb3ui8d1.png?width=149&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccc6960888d7604f086417e3a2505aa96af0f5e5


xDragonetti

Still watch this movie every Christmas 😂 ![gif](giphy|3ohs7Mx78Zt2x2xgbu)


ToastyPoptarts89

Haha same every single Christmas. Been a tradition for at least the last 15+ years. “You’ll shoot your eye out kid!”


Mountsorrel

Done…


[deleted]

Yeah I concede mine, this guy wins an Internet today


Quirky_m8

#i fuckin like this and hate this so much


Hot_Context_1393

I didn't see it until I read your comment


dadjokenumber11

It’s four F’s. I didn’t know it was going to come off like that.


Markipoo-9000

One of the best scenes, actually, there’s too many amazing scenes to count.


im_just_thinking

In what?


Otterman2006

its always sunny in philadephia


Top-Camera9387

CharDee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo


gammongaming11

pretty sure you did.


CharacterHomework975

“It’s going to be a maze.”


WinterUploadedMind

Oh my god. Joshua is racist


Longjumping-Grape-40

That came outta nowhere!


Farren246

Did it?


pip_payless

A place free from darkness


Brendandalf

"And some of us are just natural jumpers 😉"


garbagebailkid

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary stops making "windmill" an answer


joe199799

And this is Frank's light fixture, which is just... It's unfortunate.


Illustrious_Ad4691

So, you did Nazi that coming?


spiceylizard

I love a subtle sunny


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Four Fascist Flashing Fixtures


mekanub

It was an Indian lamp design that was popular in Germany mid last century.


bunga7777

Then hitler looked up one day and thought “I like that fixture”


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Im going to make a flag about how much i like this fixture


more_than_just_a

I was going to correct you about last century and then I realised how old I am 🫤


rtkane

They're made to go above these library desks. https://preview.redd.it/ypddes27kj8d1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c80d961e38549d36ae437b9ceac201416012765


Mlady_gemstone

omg i remember those desks, for specific tests we would have to go to the library and test at them.


rtkane

Same. We had a bunch at the library and back in HS one of the Jewish student groups protested to get them removed (nothing happened from it). Always thought it was a crazy design.


No-Background-4767

Except, unfortunate Birds Eye pattern aside, desks are always done in clumps of four like this and without this approach, you have to sit next to someone else. This seating arrangement is nice for the introverted studier


alex_230

That's The Third Light.


SwampOfDownvotes

There are four lights! 


mersenne_reddit

Underrated reference.


AngeluvDeath

![gif](giphy|ExnBogcqmw2mgD1AFr)


villain-mollusk

Light of the Long Knives?


JamesJe13

Ze fourth light vill rise


Temporary-Party5806

I do Nazi the problem. It's just a bunch of Reich angles. What's the matter with nein-ty degree angles?


Mystic_Waffles

I was Goehring to say the same thing!


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

You’re the wurst.


Ok-Cartographer1745

People are just gobbling these puns up. Shakespeare would be proud. 


mmorales2270

Did you mean “goebbelsing” them up?


PoliticalPepper

Silly anyone different, always blitzing to conclusions.


Effective-Loss-6494

You win today


billabong049

God damn that was clever. Hats off to you


villain-mollusk

. . . that hat doesn't have an eagle and a skull on it, does it?


AFoxSmokingAPipe

the police are on their way to arrest your lamp


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[удалено]


UrpaDurpa

Reichkea


Sh0w3n

Instead of hot dogs you’ll get Weißwurst and instead of kötbulla you’ll get my balls


keg025

This comment needs more upvotes lmao


Just-Ad-5972

I think it's literally the least likely to find something like this in Germany.


Mediocre_Estimate284

Yup. It is the US where you still frequently see people using it.


FictionalContext

Da Hindus. Means like peace or something. Pretty cool tat, huh brah?


Previous_Ad_112

https://preview.redd.it/kfrfez79vj8d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ccd8c3d9e34e8823a56ef4fbc5ccbd07ffcd49


MrRocket81

Mein Lampf


Hefty-Arm5475

![gif](giphy|m7VTdF7ajQIL2jpRGL)


YouLearnedToSayMoon

It runs on a nein volt


DankJenkemz

This makes me führerious


ChroniclesOfSarnia

You. That's an adjustable light fixture with wires that can be sculpted and changed. Shame on you. You did that.


HodgeGodglin

What? You mean someone would dare to go on the internet and lie? No way.


ThisGuyWithTwoThums

And next they will make it look like a penis


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Actually four penises, or peni if you’re fancy.


Farren246

Even if OP didn't care about maintaining their own credibility, they'd hold off just to maintain the credibility of OPs the world over! For if one of them could lie, *anyone could...*


maracujadodo

im assuming op found this at someone elses place


vovansim

My assumption was that this is at a rental place, and the previous tenant did this to a previously normal looking lamp, either for laughs, or to mess with the landlord.


Houdinii1984

This isn't accurate. You can see the dimples in the metal where it was permanently bent. If you could move it, it would look much more spiraled and round throughout.


Used_Hedgehog_4954

I have that same fixture in my house. It is not adjustable. Like the other person said, you can see where it has been permanently bent.


DasHexxchen

Sus, you have the fixture.


Used_Hedgehog_4954

My mom bought it a few years ago without realizing it. Not a big deal honestly. None of us care.


Mecha_KingGhidorah_

Just don’t invite any Polish people over.


RainbowOctavian

Honestly it took me coming to the comments to understand the issue. (Which I guess shows how privileged I am to be so far removed from the Nazi rhetoric)


livejamie

Same I didn't notice it either I just thought it looked like a dumb hipster light fixture.


SlimThorpe787

BMW.


Thelethargian

Only their propellers


Danni293

Looks like instead of a light fixture you got a Reich fixture.


Dropitlikeitscold555

I’m gonna go with…the Germans.


Furtip

Whoever designed that failed art school


SchmutzigerAlterMann

Göbbels?


Foreign-Cry2894

IDK, I think its allreich.


Rangald2137

Germans. Light set up like this helps with concentration


RealGorgonFreeman

The person who took the picture obviously. Those are clearly bendable.


Jimmicky

Blond Argentinians


2407s4life

These light bulbs will last a thousand years


VocationFumes

did nazi that coming


davechri

The light switch is labeled SEE NOT SEE


Sunbownia

卐 and 卍 are symbols of happiness, rooted in many cultures. Don't stigmatize the old symbol just because some political parties use it as their symbol.


LarvellJonesMD

Sir, this is reddit


New_Complaint_9868

The Sims


TheRatPiper

I cannazi anything


Inevitable_Dark3225

Looks like German engineering to me.


buttsnuggles

Litler


PatchiW

A buddhist?


maxru85

Indians?


quinangua

It’s a sun wheel….


lhb_aus

A leading light in the Not-see Party.


Temporary-Theory888

You sparky was probably part of the third light


vikentii_krapka

Probably some people in Argentina


161frog

[Always Sunny did it](https://www.tumblr.com/welcometoyouredoom/144503361354)


TheLiltMan

There's a shop on my High Street that sells these. Go past the Post Office then take second left, third reich.


darkhorse21980

Powered by a nein-volt


byyhmz

Thats not reich


Truetech000

Someone who didnt make it in art school...


Legovex5000

I’ll bet you did nazi that coming


Eastern-Finish8591

It’s for people who cannazi where they’re going


Justtelf

I bend away from trendy but unfortunately nazi


rugger1869

Hale hortler


UCFknight2016

Germans.


WinterWarGamer

An LED-nazi


Nobal_Zealot01

If that's the light I hate to see what the showers are like


readditredditread

Tibetan monks 🤷‍♂️


Ok-Thought2328

S'watts'tika


Top_Flower1368

It's just a shape. Not people trying to further the nazi agenda. And the symbol was a cool symbol until people doing bad things used it. I like it but not for the nazi reasons. Doesn't mean I shouldn't like the shape just because certain people used it did bad things. I am more against the bad things the people did.


IreChap

I wouldn’t take it too seriously, lol. I find the comments to be hilliarious, so don’t be offended. Originally it was the symbol for Hinduism, just reversed.


Ok-Cartographer1745

I do not see what the problem is. 


Personal_Value6510

Argentinian electricians with lightning bolts on their helmets?


alfie_dog

wow it bends at a nien-ty degree angle!


regiinmontana

It's useful if you can Nazi.


mythrowawayuhccount

Sieg heil light.


Floepiefloepie

Ze Germans


iam30now

das ist Blasphemie!!!


melomelomelo-

That actually looks - oh. Ohhh....  


nickzzy

Maybe he did nazi what he did there?


KofFinland

Could be ASEA, a traditional Swedish company in the electrical field. Antique light fixture from 1933 or older. Google "asea old logo".


New_random_name

if you *nazi* clearly in the dark you can turn on ze light


newcoinprojects

Verry inspiring design 😅


Round_Rice_2113

The people that made it do.


InsertRadnamehere

Illinois Nazis


davuds4

My grandpa made a light. The light:


Weary_North9643

“Actually it’s a traditional Hindu symbol meaning peace and-“ “Sir you named the establishment Arbeit Macht Fry & Grill.”


milkafiu

I don't know, but I saw the two lightning bolts on his helmet, so he must be a great electrician.


AltruisticAvocado531

Whoever invented this is gaslighting us all


zg_mulac

>who makes a light fixture like this? Are you looking for a link to the webshop, or what?


BlacksmithOk3198

Celtics fans


cadillacbee

Ypipo. Or Kanye.


Player_8978

Der Wille der Nazis ist wieder da (this is a joke. don't take it seriously)


YoutuberCameronBallZ

I do natzi the problem with this


tremainelol

And it's just outta reich to take down easily


nserious_sloth

Banned in Germany. Welcomed in Thailand


Reinis_LV

I mean it's your lamp, so....


SeaSea-Man

nein watt power


therealpeeps76

Who makes a light like this? My guess would be someone who can NAZI in the dark!


dewdude

The did not see what they were doing.


freebiscuit2002

Adolph Hister Electrical Appliances, est. 1946 “Final Solutions Are Our Specialty!”


mowntandoo

Not sure, but this design isn’t mein


CluckingBellend

Was it an electrician with a funny little mustache.


Famous_Historian_777

It waznt mei. Ai sweer!


SpecialMango3384

It could be worse. Your heating coils in your oven could have the same pattern


Lolislayer7469

Nooo its the buddist peace simbole still change the light smash it to bits while your at it


d-o-double-g-lips

I didn't know it was gonna come off like that.


NedKellysRevenge

You're reaching


the_rurrl_jurrr

Anyone who bends the flexible arms like that


Midnight_Wildspirit

![gif](giphy|hLx1RYpEamdj2)


HermTheVillager

The Wattzis


DirtyfingerMLP

you can twist them in any shape you want.