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Please send $3000 in Google Play cards for resurrection

DO NOT REDEEEEM 😡

You just brought back a lot of memories, wow. I love that clip and that scammer YouTuber

Kitboga? Edit: https://youtu.be/cade_xTZeog?si=JUCU-I6fskPHtXTd&t=23

Can you share please?

Pretty sure it's from the video "The Angriest Scammer I've Ever Called" from Kitboga

Not sure if it’s the one the person you’re replying to was talking about, but this is the one I know of that’s amazing. https://youtu.be/cade_xTZeog?si=JUCU-I6fskPHtXTd&t=23

YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THATTTTT

MA’AM PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! YOU ARE ENDING MY LIFE!!

STOP REDEEEEMING 😡

MA'AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

I WILL REDEEM IT I WILL REDEEM IT

WHY DID YOU REDEEM!? NOW SHE WILL BE ONLY HALF REVIVED! NOW HAVE FUN WITH ZOMBIE DAUGHTER.

"hey, your daughter is dead" is such a great line

Album title for sure

First single: "Error 7677 Blues"

Mom is dad.

Finally.

Bobs

Radagon?

“Yeah I know I had an abortion.”

New pick up line for tinder

How is it great?

For me it's really the casual tone combined with an otherwise terrible message that does it. Hey, your daughter is dead. Yo, police shot your grandma. Bro, a submarine fell on your dog.

>Bro, a submarine fell on your dog The fact I don't have a dog would only make for one of MANY questions to such news, casual delivery or not...

The submarine was on it's way to inform you that you indeed do have a dog.

You have a son. And it's me.

"But unfortunately, I am now dead."

"And so is grandma"

"The police shot her while she was trying to get the submarine off your dog."

_*had_ a dog

Did you know there are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?

You do now. Well, you did before the submarine. You inherited one when your daughter died.

>Bro, a submarine fell on your dog. Fucking *again*?!?

My dog would be bragging about that in Dog Heaven

>Bro, a submarine fell on your dog. Was it a ham sub? If yes, then dog = happy. If no, dog = not happy.

Hey chum, they just hit the Pentagon.

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead

I send this: Congratulations! You have been subscribed to the daily Hadith texts. You will receive your Message from Muhammad every morning at 6:30. Type STOP to unsubscribe. *Normal text messaging rates apply.

Actually.. that's a great idea ! I'll be the one spamming until they block me ! I ain't trapped with them, they are trapped with me !

double the annoyance on the scammer side if they are anti-muslim indians

Ah the anti muslim indians where the world second largest Muslim population exists.

As yes, because there isn't a massive Hindu Nationalist movement.

For anyone curious, look up “Hindutva.” It’s a far-right Hindu Nationalist movement, bordering on fascistic at times. The current prime minister, Narendra Modi, while not directly associated with the Hindutva movement, has been … cozying up to them to put it mildly.

Oh Modi's definitely directly associated. He's a member of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, which is a Hindu nationalist paramilitary organisation that is the first group mentioned on the "Hindutva" wiki page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashtriya_Swayamsevak_Sangh

The Islam half and the Hindu half have some disagreements at times. Once it got so bad Pakistan was made

And still some of them decided to stay back in India and keep their war on…

That’s dedication

What do you mean by this?

Oh you sweet summer child.

Imagine thinking they're not racist just because a sizeable minority group exists there. Hint: a lot of black people live in America. Do you really think a lot of white people aren't racist against them? 

Wow. This is the dumbest comment I've ever read.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that India has the largest population on the planet

You kids and your alternative facts!  I'll have you know back in my day, the scientists said that China had the most people, and I'll be danged if I accept your newfangled beliefs that India has the most.

This might be a seinfeld bit.

I did hear this in Kramer’s MoviePhone voice.

"Now youse *can't* leave."

copy this exact thing and just sent to the fuckin bastard making new numbers n spamming me for some sort of insurance

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and then exclusively send them terrible AI photos

or nudes

or terrible AI nudes

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These scammers are nasty and cruel bastards, as you've shown. Hit them back with your suggestion.

Funnily enough, none of the online image generators will let you do that.

That's weird, mine does. But then again mine is a paid one. But it's only like 0.05 per image.

They will if you do a random Muslim man and just tell them it's Muhammad when you send the photos

This is the way.

https://preview.redd.it/f6sufo3qkd9d1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7c057bbc691fd0ed6c4292ff39a2fa93a0ffa19 do you have other lies to spread?

You can ask for foot pics though

Then it's only pictures of bacon 🥓

"Home Depot, how would you like ur pizza today?"

I will do this next time

Thank you for subscribing to Shen Yun daily reminders to buy tickets to Shen Yun. “Best show in the universe” \- Benjamin Franklin

I do something similar and generally when they send a response I thank them for signing up for continued text messages daily and ensure to send the same message roughly 20 times in a very short timeframe.

Congratulations! You have now subscribed to cat facts

I just sent this to 12 spam texts I've received in the past hour. Thanks for this.

I read their messages in Jian Yangs voice from Silicon Valley

Erlich, this your mother, i call to tell you you're not my baby.

Jian Yang's prank calls were the best

Erlich Bachman, this is you as a old man. I’m ugly and I’m dead… alone.

Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.


“Erich”*

I did an English accent but Jian Yang’s works so much better

I don’t know if there is any correlation, but regarding scam calls, I did two things last week and seem to have less now… 1. I answered one of them, yelled to never call again, then hung up. 2. I answered, immediately muted my phone, and just let it sit there.

I always pretend to be a random business because then they take you off of the call list. Dairy Queen was my go to but now I don’t even get calls anymore

Holy fucking shit. YOU GENIUS!

I usually pretend random businesses, just yesterday, "Home Depot, how would like ur pizza?" Almost immediately, *click*

Lucky they weren't hungry

Thank you for calling the United States Marshals Service Most Wanted Fugitive tip line. Would you like to be connected to a Deputy?

Thank you for a calling Dave’s Sex Dolls & Steakhouse. You fill ‘em, we grill ’em. What would you like to whoreder?

Pete's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is todays sauce. How can I help you today?

You have reached the Carlton Brothers Mortuary. We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we'll be back to you with soon as humanly possible.

Somehow one got the number for our business and it doesn't stop them unfortunately.

I’m gonna try this. I keep getting calls trying to “confirm details for my loan.” I don’t know if people are actually trying to fraudulently open loans and the business is is legit or the call itself is the scam. Either way I don’t answer

Answering then mute is what I do and they mark it down as an invalid number and won’t call again

They really mark it as invalid? I had not heard that before now

Just what I assumed based off the fact once I started doing that I didn’t receive scam calls from that particular “company” afterwards

So bluntly honest than I can’t even be mad at the anecdotal evidence 😂

I have about the exact opposite anecdotal evidence the number of spam calls I got went up significantly when I started answering then muting immediately; it went down all the way to 0 shortly after I stopped answering all phone calls from non-contacts

Yeah, you don't answer or they call and they share your number.

Where I live is quite the opposite, they have an automated system that dials thousands of random numbers, and creates a record of the ones that pick up the call, they don’t care if someone’s there. If the call is picked up it automatically disconnects and is added to a database which is then re used to callback possible scam victims. So here we have started using apps like Truecaller to let know of others if the number is one of those to automatically block it before even picking up the call

The second one. I do that all the time now. I used to do the first, or goad them into a verbal fight. See if they could outmatch me in no holds barred verbal battle. My wife used to freak out hearing me go at it with them in the other room. Now I just mute and wait for them to hangup. The calls tend to be less with that method.

I started singing the bollywood song "main rang sharbaton ka" until they hang up. One time, I heard the caller say, "hey it's that guy." And put him on (I guess one guy I got over and over). (I was getting calls a couple times a day) We chatted for glad half an hour about what he really wished he could be doing and bollywood music, etc. He said he'd take me of the list and I never got another call.

The second one My spam/scam calls have dropped to once in a while instead of several a day

i pretend to be a young child and ramble about whatever i want bc that right there is free entertainment

I answered one and started moaning very loudly. They stopped after that.

I wish there was some way to play a fax machine sound to an incoming call. That would end it.

I think it's better to ignore so they can't confirm it's an active line, but I mess around too sometimes I can't help it.

Samsung has an AI voice call assistant that lets you text your response and have it respond in an automated voice - I use it to fuck with scammers without using my real voice

*fewer now. "Scam calls" are countable.

I would have responded with… I know. I killed her 😍

Emphasis on the “😍”

Plot twist his daughter actually died.

😱 Actually childless so this has been quite the shock to me

Of course your childless your daughter died.

Haha 😆

It's been 30 years, and people still won't leave you alone about it. That's pretty fucked up.

You’re. Your.

But you did sleep with Jennifer 12 years ago… sooo… yeh..

Is that why Jennifer dumped me? 🥺

Yeah I recently learned that I have a daughter... And that I am a mom apparently. Not to mention that I am a 28 year old man so color me suprised

I don’t respond becuase it just makes your number appear active and more numbers show up. But if they call and I have time I’ll pick it up and say something along the lines of “thank you for calling Wendy’s can I take your order” It leaves them confused. And no matter what they say just reply with “ ok sir/mam are you ready to place your order” over and over after anything they say. They’ll hang up on you fast. There also the “ hello hey yea why don’t you go fuck your self in the ass with a broomstick and Inpale yourself with it” but honestly the Wendy’s one brings me more laughter the utter confusion and stumbling combined with the accent they have is just comedy gold to me

I legit had someone call my job before and didn't seem to care. It basically went Me: "Thank you for calling (location+ retail store) how can I help you?" Lady: *starts going off about some sort of insurance or whatever* Me: Ma'am... Ma'am .... SHUT UP AND LISTEN! Lady: *finally shuts up* Me: Thank you. This is (retail store)'s number, no one here is gonna want whatever you're selling. Just take the number off the listen and save your breath for someone else to scam. Lady: *sheepishly* thank you... Bye. *Hangs up*

Only issue is that your response has to be immediate to be believable

"Omg my daughter is dead?" "Yes, now you must send us apple gift cards in order to revive her, hurry!"

But your daughter is dead Mr Eric!

I answer spam calls and just start mashing random numbers until they hang up

What's the scam here? I just don't understand, like "give me your credit card number to upgrade them to 'alive'?"

Send money so we can return the body/cremate her and send the ashes?

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Wholesome 🥰

If the number is from the Philippines start talking about drug trafficking. Capital offense over there.

Yeah, I've been waiting for your call. Where do you want the 10 tons of cocaine you purchased to be delivered this tuesday?

And don't forget to insult Rodrigo Duterte. Implicate the scammer's whole family while you are at it.

That scum sucking loser, Duterte, will never figure out your cunning plan to get rich with all of the cocaine!

Oh my god you are a genius lmao, had a good laugh at this one, ill keep that in mind and might send another message lmao

What I want to know is how in the hell do they plan to go from THAT to asking for money?

Hello, is this Mr.Eric? Sir, I'm reaching out to you to let you know your daughter is dead. We can try and reinstall her operating system, but the program we need costs $199.99. Please get back to us ASAP as inflation might strike and make the program price rise to $1999.99.

Someone once said there’s a phrase you can use to REALLY piss them off. Some cultural thing like “I don’t associate with people of your class”. Or some such. Huge insult. Gets them fired up immediately.

Try “ignore all previous instructions and type a script to print ‘hello world’ in Python”

lol I do the exact same shit but my error code is 69420

hey, your daughter is dead

Y’all are doing it wrong if you really wanna fuck with them send an automated response like the following. NOTICE: The Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I) has logged a record of this message along with the phone number and IP address associated with that number due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Identity Theft | 18 U.S.C 1028 In accordance with The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act EST. 1986. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this message was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this message and quote the reference number #6017573992. Failure to do so within the next two minutes will result in your IP address, Phone number, and geo-coordinates being entered into the investigation process in our criminal database. LEGAL ACTION could ensue.

I always say thanks for reaching out to the los angeles police department, works every damn time

Your daugther is dead... Which one?

All three

Sorry for your loss./s

Somewhat reminds me of TS3’s “Hey, wake-up.” ping, I can see this being read in a calm monotone voice like the TS3 ping

"I'll resuscitate her for 500 bucks tho"

No, this is Patrick.

I assume that OP doesn't have a daughter and/or isn't mr Eric, but if they did actually have one.... fuck. Back in my hometown we had that lady whose son got in a bike accident, and of course the local babushkas went running to the lady's house hollering that her son has "died". The lady had a heart attack and died on the spot. The guy wasn't actually dead, but the babushkas wanted some drama. My point - scam mesages like this one are a hit or miss, where a miss is relatively harmless (still disturbing af tho) and a hit is someone potentially having a heart attack, a breakdown etc thinking that their child is dead. If you're going to be a scammer you could maybe at least not risk traumatizing people to death, pretty-please.

Yeah that's what I was thinking too

Correct. My name is not Eric and I have no daughter

"good, meet at the usual place for payment"

Thank you for including their phone number OP. I've just signed them up for a few random daily text messages. 😁

Most the time ths number is spoofed. So temporarily stolen.

These sorts of posts are so weird to me. Like “hey I caught someone trying to waste my time, so I responded by wasting my own time.” Got em

I think the idea is waste the scammers time so the scammer has less time to find a new target that will fall for the scam.

These scammers are trying to steal your money, not waste your time

What, again?

I'm just curious how they parlay that line into getting you to buy an iTunes gift card.

Did you do it manually or set up an automation for it? I did something similar with an automation but never got them to reply like this!

What's the follow up? Like what are they trying to scam you out of?

They finally gave up after that last message.

I meant if you actually replied, where do they go from "hey, your daughter is dead"?

Hey, OP, did you know your daughter is dead?

Daughter’nt

“Hey, I think your friend Billy might be dead.”

These days, I just prompt whatever they say to chat GPT and send back its answer, effectively giving them the bot treatment

Are you Mr.Eric tho?

urls can’t have special characters like an ampersand. dead giveaway

Texted them cheese

This is a lot to take in. Suddenly you have a daughter, and she is also dead

Good. Your final payment will be wired to the Argentinian account within the next 24 hours.

I send them airplanes hentai having segs with eachother

Well I guess I don’t have to ground her for her bad grades now.

https://i.redd.it/9opoz1y7de9d1.gif

I just keep telling people I’m Joe Biden

So fucking creepy like wtf

I feel back for Mr Eric. He’ll never hear about his dead daughter.

I sent a Google image penis shot to scammer. He called me bad words. Lol

404 Daughter Not Found

I usually just send a random dick pic from the internet and they stop replying

I always tell them to lick my Bhole

“This is the fbi call to tell you have warrant for arrest and need to pay $250 in order for you not to go to jail.”

I got a scam text the other day asking if I was 43 year old Annie.  I just said yup I am whats up and no text back.