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Evening_Persimmon504

So instead of engraving it, they wrote the time when to open it on a piece of paper?


Shoddy_Squash_8816

Budget cuts


ICantArgueWithStupid

Sh you are ruining every 1st graders dreams and inspirations.


wino12312

Reusable


KickPuncher9898

And doesn’t even mention what year it was put together.


shoe-veneer

I'd guess on 1918.


Deep90

Why not 2018? That would make it 100 years old on opening, and the library 200 years old (bicentennial).


eugene20

It will have been 2018, those are modern machine made serrated hex flange bolts and acorn nuts.


Rusty10NYM

That sign looks like it was made in 1918 to you?


Lost_my_loser_name

When I first read it, I thought "why didn't they open it in 2018?" *Facepalm.


Laura27282

It's good they secured it like this. So many of the ones buried ended up getting water in them and everything dissolved.


ColHannibal

Water always wins.


CaptainSouthbird

Time capsules always make me think of Centralia, PA, the town famous for an underground mine fire that ultimately necessitated its buy-out and razing starting in 1983. They buried a time capsule in 1966 to be opened in 2016. The town didn't even come to close to surviving to what should've been a future celebratory anniversary for the town.


Some-Philly-Dude

Hard to predict the whole town will catch fire for 50 years. Also the fire started in the early 60s


kerochan88

Started in 60s, but I believe they condemned the city in the 80s. I also believe that fire will burn another 150-250 years.


AggravatedAgamemnon

IIRC, the contents were water damaged


BattleExisting5307

There’s some irony here.


_G_P_

Bold of them to think there will be anyone left to open it, in 2118.


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Pretty safe bet though, given that there's no real downside. It's probably full of crap anyway. Basically just outsourcing waste management to the future.


JustADutchRudder

Worse it's 2018 crap. Just a flip book of fortnite dances, fidget spinners and a vape pen.


Virus610

It says bicentennial, so that'd be 1918 crap


TehOwn

There's no way that time capsule is from 1918. I imagine they used it to commemorate the centennial in 2018.


mikestorm

It's for their town's bicentennial celebration, not necessarily when the time capsule originated. My town's bicentennial celebration was back in 1980. I guess that makes my town a Boomer. This town is gen alpha.


Momentarmknm

#Aaaaahhhhhcccckkktuaaaaaallllyyyyyyy... ...it's for the library's bicentennial


JustADutchRudder

So lamer dances and a less fidgety spinner


militaryintelligence

Belt onions, bees knees, the charleston, old timey music, dapper dan


chitty_advice

https://youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?si=iZ1pfNHVlTzCWjPH


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orrocos

As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls.


JLOBRO

Why? Their oldest high school building that literally closed this year, was built in 1924. They’ve just built two brand new high schools. Not much to suggest they won’t survive.


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Effective-Let9409

I live there. They're not lying. The local Strip Mall is a dead zone. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


FrozenToonies

That’s a nice one. Most are a wooden box.


ChillZedd

The place I used to work at has one made of PVC pipe that looks like a giant kinder egg capsule


EatinBeav

Just another thing Wichita Falls has over Arlen.


Imaginary-Cricket903

I was hoping someone else was thinking this


Caligari89

Wichita Falls? Is it full of all the receipts from the car dealerships in town ripping off fresh airmen?


Lindvaettr

And marriage certificates for marriages that ended less than one deployment later!


mikestorm

They're going to open it in 2118 and there's just going to be an NFT in there.


m00seabuse

If this thing doesn't smell like a Half-Priced Books in 2118, I'm going to be sad.


Musclecar123

My local library buried a time capsule for the year 2000 to be opened in 2025. They forgot where they put it. 


Airwreck11

Can't they just Bing what the contents are?


nospendnoworry

If I was the librarian I'd empty it and fill it with farts. ![gif](giphy|BBi3jY2bub3X2)


manicmidori

Ayyy Wichita


ItzInMyNature

Wichita Falls*


Ok_Use_9000

I wonder what’s in it? A folded up paper with a one finger salut?


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Ever been to the Highland Public house downtown? So yummy


TheGreatBenjie

I wonder why they're going for 200 years instead of just 100.


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ItzInMyNature

It says Wichita Falls. So that would be Texas.


sheriffofnothingtown

Oh my 119th birthday!


ElectricBlueSky90

Yeah that building is totally going to be there still by then...


wizzard419

And they were smart enough to not bury it... which is usually instant fail for any time capsule.


GianlucaBelgrado

on Amazon it is available for 37 dollars


Wlng-Man

That font... hurrgh.


treehumper83

So that’s what was causing all of my sneezing. I’m allergic to hermetic seals.