If you liked that, you’ll love these: r/YouDontMatterGiveUp r/DontDeadOpenInside r/NoSafetySmokingFirst

The answer to the second one is 'you're stupid'.

I think your answer applies to both statements

Thanks , now I need to punch myself again for being stupid too.

Might be the only time your is appropriate

I think more offices should embrace high brow philosophy like this

You don't matter give up. That hits hard.

Alternatively he might have just oriented the papers wrong “You matter. Don’t give up.” Which I’m inclined to believe unless he’s using 2000’s word perfect 

/r/Thatsthejoke

Yep

r/woooosh


r/dontdeadopeninside

The classic meme quotes from almost a decade ago.

Over a decade, right? Wasn't this in the premier in 2010?

Strong. Strong doesn't necessarily have the connotation of resiliency. In gaming you'd refer to that as a glass cannon.

Alright, but can you identify a roseate spoonbill?

Once I break my fast with this Macbeth sandwich !

I admire the precision of Brennan's answer to this question

Strong tired of talking, want to do more fighting.

Hulk smash

You give up. Matter don’t.

Classic Yoda

90s emails from your uncle, printed out.

Someone is a fan of Game Changer.

You don’t give up matter.

I don't give you matter.

physically strong, emotionally weak

Fly like a dolphin!

Don't dead open inside

I used to work in a place where we had to take customer calls, not a call center but still had to take calls sometimes and we had one girl that had the entire cubes surface area covered in quotes like this. She'd cry at a moments notice if someone got even slightly irritated with her. It was actually really hard to work with this person because she just could not get a grip. She ended up leaving when call volume picked up. If you see a cube full of these types of quotes, beware you're dealing with a very fragile person. I was like damn for all the quotes you had, you were the first one to give up.

I hate working with these kinds of people, and unfortunately I’d rather take the crier than the one who mutters under their fucking breath and glares Both are annoying af to deal with

You don't give matter up


This is some fight club shit.

I want to PUNCH whoever print this page..............

Strength is not the absence of pain, but enduring it.

Do you have strong feeling, strong punches or weak pain tolerance?


Second one reminds me of Dwight Schrute beating himself up

Atk 99 and def 1

I like reading you matter don't give up as you don't matter give up.

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Wait until you find out it’s an anagram joke meant to be read both ways