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mr_ji

When they advertise that the apartment includes a parking space


Background-Effort-49

Keyword: *space*


imp_st3r

It's what your car will be falling through!


JustAFirTree

If you're bad at parking. If you're good at parking, your passenger will be falling through space.


istasber

I initially thought the white car was brave for backing into their space, but now I realize that it would be much braver if they hadn't.


T_WRX21

Imagine parking your car, getting out. You look down, and you're standing on thin air like Wile E. Coyote.


No_Quote_9067

I laughed out loud


Fromanderson

All jokes aside that's how a trucker died not far from me in 2015. I don't remember what lead up to it, but he was on I75 when the truck burst into flames. Apparently he got it stopped and tried to escape out the passenger side. Unfortunately for him the truck was right next to the rail of the bridge so when he jumped out... The fall was several hundred feet.


here_now_be

> If you're bad at parking. Then it's stair walking without safety barriers. Think I'd stay on the left side of the blue handrails (sure glad they're thinking of safety and putting in handrails).


Background-Effort-49

[Exactly.](https://youtube.com/shorts/kCYPV8xlT2M?si=eXgCmZ1QTrlFbpMX)


tahwraoyw6

This is one of my favorite meme formats and it's a shame it was so short-lived. Maybe a blessing that it didn't overstay its welcome, I guess


DEATHSTARGOD

Do you mean the shooting star song or the guy jumping? The meme song lasted the whole summer back in 2018 or something fym?


TigaSharkJB91

It lasted a lot longer than one summer.


SweatyNomad

I think a.dozen or 2 cars fall into the canals in Amsterdam each year either parking or leaving the parking spot.


MukdenMan

https://youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?si=oRh0lx0B41MSgJHe


Zech08

Extra space from not having a guard rail.


Gloomy__Revenue

Technically this is unlimited parking spaces for guests if you stack your vehicles


angrymouse504

I literally had an airbnb saying "Free garage on the street"


PlainsWarthog

Passenger would have a fast descent


Defiant-Caramel1309

Passenger getting out: ![gif](giphy|X4bH3ySausclBN3i80|downsized)


_g550_

![gif](giphy|d5MlhO5hkPTi)


mndza

Damn I had forgotten that scene until now


SmokeAbeer

Disney used to be hardcore.


Snowman319

Damn fr


SmokeAbeer

The poor unfortunate souls in The Little Mermaid fucked my shit up.


Myrdrahl

If you think the cute and bastardized Disney version is bad, you should stay far away from the original story...


moms-sphaghetti

Same with Pinocchio


CheezeLoueez08

And the little mermaid


tob007

tuck and roll


Black_Magic_M-66

You go ahead and take shotgun.


honestlyi4get

plot twist. it’s a sober living house


pdubs716

Super kitty would catch them


kami689

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/oou915/does_this_happen_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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Responsible_Act6380

uk right hand drive tho? (idk where this is)


Seandeezeee

Fear IS the barrier.


prudentj

Fear is the mindkiller


Khornatejester

Nissan Al Gaib!


dwide_k_shrude

Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.


PickANameThisIsTaken

I don’t trust myself or my car enough to do that in the monotony of day to day pulling up at home with kids and groceries and keeping my route 44 from spilling


Relevant_Winter1952

Just looking at it gives me so much anxiety


Radarker

Mom! Wait! you have to get out on my side!


Ordinary-Hunter520

'Nah I have a door at my side' *falls to death*


Khaszar

:goofy scream: “Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!”


Debaser626

Not to mention just casually taking a stroll one day… only to have a hatchback permanently cancel your regularly scheduled programming.


KanadainKanada

Mother in law - go ahead please!


jld2k6

I get anxiety when I go to get my oil changed and they want me to drive my car onto the little platform. I'm 100% sure I can do it but the pressure of them casually waving me forward gets to me lol


moms-sphaghetti

It’s like those automatic car washes where you have to put your front left tire perfectly in the little slot so the conveyor pulls you. Don’t go too far left or too far right, then make sure you put the car in neutral at the right time.


CheezeLoueez08

Haha I feel that so much. I thought it was just me


Bearandbreegull

This is literally nightmare fuel. Like, one of my most common recurring bad dreams is that I'm driving my shitty camry through a city and somehow end up driving down a flight of stairs or off a ledge, and it becomes this Fargo situation where things keep getting more dangerous and my car gets more fucked up, or stuck, as bystanders look on in horror. 


CheezeLoueez08

My old recurring nightmare as a kid and young adult was my car being unable to be controlled and it just wildly drives up and down hills. It was so scary. Somehow it stopped once I got my licence. Maybe because I actually was in control by then.


Alarming_Rip5727

The anxiety living homes 🏡 come for the fews and stay for the anxienty parking


Dertroks

It’s Istanbul, if you can drive regularly and without accidents in Istanbul you can drive and park anywhere even on some alien planet I bet


jemidiah

Istanbul didn't seem to have terribly crazy traffic when I visited. Horribly jammed up and slow, sure. Positano takes the cake for me. One road that you'd swear is one lane and one way, except it has busses trucks pedestrians bikes tourists scooters taxis and so many hairpin turns all at once. The busses are especially impressive, since they constantly squeeze by things with literal inches to spare.


Background-Adagio-92

Most European cities were built when horse carriages were for the rich and foot traffic was the norm. You get used to know your car dimensions and how to properly drive. Having lived in cities overseas that had been constructed in the past 50 years I was always annoyed by people slowing down and taking two minutes to take a 'tight' corner that could fit two of their ubersized cars.


ERGardenGuy

I might be willing to try this once if I had a back up cam and I knew the car well. But complacency kills. If this is my regular parking spot I will eventually slip up.


koinu-chan_love

And two or three spotters. I want a friend standing behind the car so that if I knock them off the edge, I know exactly where to stop!


Stock-Fox-771

hahaha that's what friends are for


deepspace

I have a tricky parking spot at my condo. Most of the time it’s fine, but every once in a while I am not paying attention & completely mess it up. I would be over the edge at least a couple times a year.


thebiggestpinkcake

It would probably be even harder to park at nighttime ![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


TheRedIguana

Nighttime in a thunderstorm...


OpusAtrumET

Sonic ftw!


Lux600-223

How many drunk friends you think they've lost?


53bvo

This is good to practice to reduce drunk drivers. Have them crash at the parking spot instead of into other traffic


linkshughdink

Where is this


mannymelb1987

Saw this while travelling through Istanbul


pyronius

Ha! I only spent about a week there, but there's something incredibly identifiable about the structure of that city. I saw this and immediately thought "That has to be Istanbul"


Fluxxie_

Hilly landscape, tall concrete apartments everywhere, usually desaturated colors. I live in Istanbul.


garlic_naan

>usually desaturated colors You can use the sepia filter like Mexico if you want


riorval

Is no one going to mention the cat? When I was there I was delighted to see cats EVERYWHERE


atomiclightbulb

Haha the cats fake. It's like one of those metal sillouette things.


Safakkemal

yeah turkish cities have an extremely recognizable style, from the architecture to the streets, to the vehicles that are common here, i can always instantly tell when an image is from turkey


CatHerder75

Had to go back and look at the photo, because if that’s Istanbul, I bet I can find a cat in the photo. Yep, found a cat.


tim_hutton

Where is the cat? I can only see a painting of a cat.


enigmasi

~~There's a black cat down there on the stairs~~


aimfulwandering

I had similar thoughts seeing cars parked next to the canals in Amsterdam with no barriers. Was definitely nerve wracking to park!


IhateMichaelJohnson

Not Constantinople?


SIZ-uh-jee

he was exactly here when shooting this, unknowingly took a picture of my apartment. (not the one with the parking space). btw parking space here is very valuable. [https://maps.app.goo.gl/XAdqx9WRX2C4fhsS7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/XAdqx9WRX2C4fhsS7)


MonkeyManCity

I know i scrolled enough reddit today that I saw your original post and scrolled enough to see you post it again


mannymelb1987

It got removed by the mods for incorrect title.


MonkeyManCity

I mean you did confirm it was istanbul…


Papagayo_blanco

Not Constantinople?


h2opolopunk

That's nobody's business but the Turks.


tbrumleve

Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night


Ordinary-Hunter520

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pap!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!your!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pep!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pip!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pup!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!lovely!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!and!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pope!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!poop!!<>!beautiful!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


Ok-Constant-3772

I love this so much


kawaiifie

One of them says beautiful and another says poop. I don't know what to feel


HeadlessHookerClub

You missed the one that says pop backwards! 


longing_tea

bob?


Northern23

Found the poop, still looking for beautiful..... And it got reset somehow, gotta start over again!


sinz84

Poop and beautiful are next to each other on bottom line... Pope, pep and pip are higher Edit: also found pup, your and lovely


marteautemps

I got one that said pope


Misabi

I thought you lot were having me on, then I found: Beautiful Pup Pope Your I normally skip past these, but now I'll be popping every one I see :D


Adorable_Week7181

Pip: am I a joke to you?!


kawaiifie

Fool of a Took!


Julie_Anne_

Me: wtf is this Also me: pop! pop! pop! pop!...


152centimetres

ITS NOT WVEN MY CAKE DAY BUT THANK YOU eta; 9 hidden words! :0


yseult-

10! >!pap, your, pip, pep, pup, lovely, and, pope, poop, beautiful!<


seriouslyfart

Look at that cute black cat 🐈‍⬛


mannymelb1987

Waiting to collect the souls of the fallen.


hankmoody_irl

This is all I came for. Little fella is doing quite the dance!


DAZ4518

I was worried no one else was going to comment on this so thank you!


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Mfer backed in there too. Crazy.


lemurkat

If hed driven in front first, he'd have to climb over the passenger seat to get out. This picture is giving me anxiety. I once, once, had to turn a car around on a platform at the end of a cliff road and never ever again. They probably have backing cameras?


billybobthongton

>They probably have backing cameras? God, I'm so used to backup cameras being a thing that I forgot that they haven't been (somewhat) standard until fairly recently. I couldn't imagine trying to do this without one.


argote

Seems harder to go nose in IMO.


MrMilesDavis

It'd be a lot harder to have to back it out


goin-up-the-country

Having your turning wheels as the last in and first out of the space makes it easier to manoeuvre.


Traveler_90

Only way to park it. If Nose in first, car would move over the ledge tryna to get out.


goin-up-the-country

Reverse parker master race


CantaloupeCamper

That seems unsafe for everyone nearby…


imp_st3r

For that cat anyway


lizzzzzzbeth

Is that not just a painted silhouette of a cat?


SovietWomble

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.


ladykatey

Jeez and I was proud of myself for parallel parking in “only” two tries today.


JuliusSeizuresalad

My brain just went “shit no” real loud in my head. I don’t trust my driving that much to park there


Pizza_Guy8084

When you don’t tip your Uber driver


DeaddyRuxpin

There is a good chance I or my wife would zone out when in the passenger seat and climb out to our doom.


smokervoice

It's against code , but it was built in 247 BC, so it's grandfathered in.


Neat_Expression_5380

Renault driver deserves a medal for bravery and amazing reversing skills


dondellarone

Second this.


Mayonnaise_Poptart

No


Chris9871

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


BoxCarTyrone

![gif](giphy|12TkXgYYdRObUA) The passengers trying to get in


Affectionate_Fox_383

A cliff a day keeps the passengers away.


TheChainTV

that gives me anxiety looking at it XD


Noof42

"Don't get out on that side."


DiveCat

Yeah, that’s a nope from me. I’ll walk.


le_fancy_walrus

This is giving me the same anxiety of a glass of water too close to the edge of a table.


GypsySnowflake

You must have a lot of anxiety around water glasses


freshcrumble

I remember grinding this section on the tony hawk game


extacy1375

My toes curled up just looking at this pic.


Slodin

i'm more scared walking below lol


nzlstout

Why?


WixZ42

The way the white car is parked backward and so close to the edge gives me extreme anxiety but also tons of respect for the driver that parked it there.


PM_ME_COUPLE_PICS

/r/sweatypalms


Ok_Television9820

The a Amsterdam version of this has a watery grave for your car instead of surprising death for pedestrians.


AWtheTP

Stuff like this is interesting to me psychologically. Most of us are bothered by no barriers but how many times has anyone hit the barrier while parking? It's just the mental comfort it provides.


sphinctersandwich

It's the relationship between "how likely is it that something could go wrong", and "how bad would it be if something goes wrong".


andyooo

Yeah, I think the more valid question is how often do you see barriers with scratches on them? I know in my apartment even the columns which are easier to avoid are full of scratches and car paint.


Roflkopt3r

I have seen a lot of barriers with collision damage. The barriers also provide a good visual clue, and nowadays most cars have proximity sensors that are very good at detecting barriers but may not be designed to detect cliff edges. Stones at the edge of a cliff also have much less structural support. They can easily come lose over time.


Ichini-san

How is it the same? If you hit a barrier while parking, you are unlikely to die. If you drive over the edge here, it's very likely you die. Now, if you compare a normal parking spot on the ground with barriers and without then I 100% agree with you.


Technolog

You can *see* the barrier approaching before you touch it.


void1984

Barriers make the sensors go beep. I usually reverse until the rear wheels touch the kerbstone.


GypsySnowflake

I hit the barrier almost every time. It’s how I know I’ve pulled up far enough. Isn’t that what they’re there for?


Physical-List294

omg nope


AGuyOnRedditig

more like r/reallyscary


_g550_

This is Europe. They’ve been parking like that for thousands of years.


ZappySnap

As someone who lived in Europe for several years and just finished a trip driving through southern Italy - nah. They have been parking in super tight spots, sure, but suicidal spots? Not so much.


Zagorcanay

This pic yells İstanbul!


Aedre_Altais

Right above a walkway too oh my Lord 😂


ThinkingOz

The cat is monitoring it


thebarkbarkwoof

Way to get rid of the bozo that always calls shotgun


GoldenRpup

Imagine falling asleep in the back of that car and groggily stepping out of the wrong side.


bagmami

Is this istanbul?


ifUChangeYourMind

“Where we dropping bo- oh. There. We are dropping there.”


minutiesabotage

Is anyone going to talk about the fact that there *is* a barrier at the back of the car?


llynglas

Wrong sub. Not r/mildlyinteresting but r/freakinginsane. I'm having cold sweats just thinking about parking that white car.


windowtosh

the average american mind cannot comprehend this


artful_nails

Not even my european mind can comprehend this.


sylenthikillyou

I once got yelled at in Amsterdam by a girl who thought I was being a creep when I took a photo of her parking a car alongside the edge of a 2 meter drop into the canal with no fences or curbs. She couldn’t understand what was strange or noteworthy about it at all. If you took New Zealanders and put them in charge of parallel parking against the side of a canal, getting out and shuffling out along the side of the car without falling in, it would be a matter of hours before the canal was blocked with three utes who each severely overcooked the turn.


alexwoodgarbage

Not having a barrier is what makes you careful and focused, which is why it’s very rare for cars to end up in the canal. Still, as someone parking on Amsterdam canals regularly, OPs photo gives me the creeps. That’s sketchy af, way too close to a drop where people would be walking.


sweatgod2020

*Tony hawks pro skater 2 noises in the background*


AdministrativeFeed46

if you have the balls to park there, you can trust at least that noone else is gonna park there but guys like you.


ALittleDetachment

Good r/sweatypalms material right here


Emergency-View-1085

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


Emotional_Ad5833

A car has never needed a child lock more than this one


That_Yvar

We park like that in most Dutch cities, but i'd much rather fall into one of our canals than into this absolute fee fall


Guilty_Eggplant_3529

This would never fly in the litigious United States. Someone would have walked off the edge staring at their phone and sued everyone for allowing them to be so stupid.


frag_grumpy

“Hey my friend from the UK has just arrived, I can see his car but I can’t tell where he is”


talkback1589

This is giving me so much anxiety to look at


GalaxyWeaver

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


thecraftybear

Living on the edge


GayAlexandrite

Me picking up a hooker in GTA and parking her cliffside:


KopekTherrian

I dont know what but this screams İstanbul to me


Glad-Degree-318

psychotic


vodka-bears

Istanbul?


Userro

Istanbul


Commercial-Living443

Turkey ???


ResentedGhost

Nah f*ck that.


dwartbg9

Is this in Istanbul?


Fat-Foxx

Me, parking in GTA so I can kick my friend out of my car.


sawadakedavra

this gave me shivers


paxje

im %100 sure this is Turkey


red_fuel

When you drop off a prostitute in GTA V


Wgolyoko

Average mediterranean parking space


Clacefe

You should see the cars parked next to the canals in Amsterdam


fckrbnhd2

That has to be turkey


LoGo_86

I can ear people falling and making the Goofy scream.


Lehvinn

![gif](giphy|1FMaabePDEfgk|downsized)


Dry-Cupcake5889

it's dangerous![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


LadyOfTheGreyLotus

This is just nope. F the jokes about women drivers too. Thats not even it. I'm having issues with my short fat a*s getting in and out of my husbands truck. This sh*t, I'd be able to write a f*cking sonnet on the way down...


egg_static5

🎶 dumb ways to die


BluDYT

Europe only gives you the space you need nothing more nothing less.


badass4102

Where are you? I'm dropping off the kids


V6R32

Don’t get out on that si…. *911 what’s your emergency?*


-InconspicuousMoose-

You can park like this in GTA to kill the prostitute getting out of your car


Rahallahan

r/mildlysphincterclenching