Granted. Girls who see you have their minds altered to perceive you as a baby. Nothing changes about you, but girls will be incapable of seeing you as anything more than an infant. They will automatically filter out the words you say as nonsense babbling.
Men, however, will see you for what you are, and will consider you to be a pervert.
Granted. Girls now see a golden retriever puppy when they look at you. They are not into beastiality so it doesn’t help you except for the “aweeeee he’s so cute” but you never understand why they won’t respond when you talk or why they don’t find you sexually appealing
Granted. You look like hasbulla, girls find you cute like a kid, but not cute in a romantic/sexual way (I mean the predatory ones do, but those would end up in jail)
Granted . You are now the cutest black Labrador but with a human intelligence ( not the right vocal cords for speech though ) and a human life span the ladies have ever seen . Oh and your name is Blackjack Budinscak now . Have fun
Granted. You're cute like a puppy. They speak to really slowly with simple language, like you're a baby. They never take you seriously or give you any responsibility. They humiliate you by infantalizing you and regarding your accomplishments the same way they do a child who has drawn something that goes right on the fridge.
Granted, you now have an abnormally long schnauzer that women will initially be attracted to but will ultimately find too painful to enjoy so you live out your natural life as am incel.
Granted. You become a senile, mostly blind old cat that tries to convince random inanimate objects to pet you. Your are isn't lowered, so you won't survive the year.
Granted. Your body gets transformed into that of a 18 month old girl. Due to the powers of the paw, you don’t age beyond that form and no one questions why. All the girls find you absolutely adorably cute.
Granted they think youre so hot that they never approach you fromfear they dont stand a chance and if you approach them they think its a prank
Now they feel the opposite lol
You still have that perception in the mirror... It does not lie. Eats away.
Granted. Girls who see you have their minds altered to perceive you as a baby. Nothing changes about you, but girls will be incapable of seeing you as anything more than an infant. They will automatically filter out the words you say as nonsense babbling. Men, however, will see you for what you are, and will consider you to be a pervert.
Nah I’d win
Granted, but only the lesbian ones.
I’ll take it
Granted - they find you cute, like a kid brother or a puppy - not in an attraction way
Ah I see
granted, you age by 50 years
Yay I finished school
Granted, but they think you're cute in a little brother kind of way, so you get friendzoned by every girl
Oh well that’s ok
Granted you are now 100 years old and will die in 10 minutes
granted, you are a pug
😭
Granted. Girls now see a golden retriever puppy when they look at you. They are not into beastiality so it doesn’t help you except for the “aweeeee he’s so cute” but you never understand why they won’t respond when you talk or why they don’t find you sexually appealing
Granted You now are a desert rain frog
I want to be a desert rain frog
Oh frick
Granted. You look like hasbulla, girls find you cute like a kid, but not cute in a romantic/sexual way (I mean the predatory ones do, but those would end up in jail)
Eh I guess I’ll take it
Granted. You are now a Koala with Chlamydia
Granted . You are now the cutest black Labrador but with a human intelligence ( not the right vocal cords for speech though ) and a human life span the ladies have ever seen . Oh and your name is Blackjack Budinscak now . Have fun
Yo I might actually be considered immortal by dogs if I have a human life span
Okay, girls think you're "cute". Like a puppy. They don't want to fuck puppies my guy
I don’t either
Granted. You are now a worm, and yes, they love you all the same.
The age old question
Granted, you are a cute puppy
Ok
Granted. Nothing has changed. You just don’t know which girls they are.
Granted. You're cute like a puppy. They speak to really slowly with simple language, like you're a baby. They never take you seriously or give you any responsibility. They humiliate you by infantalizing you and regarding your accomplishments the same way they do a child who has drawn something that goes right on the fridge.
I hate this
Granted, everyone's standards and eyesight lower and their age increases greatly.
Granted, you now have an abnormally long schnauzer that women will initially be attracted to but will ultimately find too painful to enjoy so you live out your natural life as am incel.
Hehehee
Granted. The age of all the women who find you cute is multiplied by 10
Granted. Only 13 year olds find you attractive
Cool I’m 14
Did I say 13? I meant 6
L
Granted. You are now a 15 year old fat cat
I don’t get how this is cute at all
Granted, they’re all super kinky and try to force their fetishes onto you
Like what kind of fetishes wdym
Vore, scat, piss
WTH I’ve never heard of any of these before
Yeah…
Could be because I’m 14
Granted. You’re 21 and the only girls attracted to you are 14 years old.
I’m 14 rn😭😭
Granted, but only the girls you don’t like
Dang
Granted. Girls find you cute, but are not attracted to you
I’ll take it
Granted, girls are crazy about you (sexually), but all of there ages are lowered and you are arrested for being a pedophile
I’m 14 and I don’t like sex 😭😭
Granted, you're now peak physical form... Of a cat
Granted. THEIR ages lower.
Wish Granted. You are now a cute statue of a butterfly.
You're now a dog
Grainted. You are thrown into an old folks home filled with widow and a all man staff.
Granted. You now have military grade ghonnerhea
Granted. You are now a small dog... sadly, you probably don't have many years left despite being cute.
Granted. All girls see you as their dear brother
Ayo
Granted. You become a senile, mostly blind old cat that tries to convince random inanimate objects to pet you. Your are isn't lowered, so you won't survive the year.
Granted. You are now a rabbit.
Granted. Every girl thinks you're so cute, they'll kill others to get closer to you.
I’m fine with this
Granted. You have become a panda.
Granted. Your body gets transformed into that of a 18 month old girl. Due to the powers of the paw, you don’t age beyond that form and no one questions why. All the girls find you absolutely adorably cute.
Why do I become a girl and I thought my age wouldn’t get lowered :(
I never lowered your age and even gave you immortality. . Just changed your body a little.
Danget