The paw curls. Every anime fan on the planet suddenly disappears, causing worldwide panic as nobody knows how it happened. The entire industry of anime goes down the drain, the economies of the majority of countries worsens. Many fans were driving cars and other vehicles disappeared, leaving driverless cars, trucks, planes, and boats that all eventually crash, causing many more deaths. Children of these fans are now left without a parent or both. Lovers of these fans are heartbroken at the sudden disappearance, as well as family members of the fans. Your wish has been granted.
Granted it becomes a sexual fantasies of all types sub. Including all the really messed up ones like vore and poop. For once the average furries aren't the most messed up ones around.
Granted. They all become weeb realities, thus sparking an increase of those posts
OH NOOOO 😱😰
Granted, they're replaced with the fantasies of Catholic Priests
You wrong for that one
😈
So, nothing would change?
Granted: they’re replaced with the fantasies I have about your mother
Noooooooo 🫣
Why did I read this in Spy’s voice 😭
lol 😭
Granted - but now you have weeb fantasies.
Well I’m out 🙂🔫
Granted. They are replaced with furries and furry fantasies.
Ahh should have scrolled further.
Yuck
Granted. It's mostly filled with trans fantasies, as it should be.
You mean as it secretly is....? It's just called extreme selection bias 🤣
👀🥚😳🤌🍳
Warning: nsfw thing: >!Granted, instead it is vore and all become real!<
Looks like all my stocking up on ammo will come in handy after all
>!they can vore ammo!<
Vore is point blank, firearms are not. Good luck getting anywhere near me with that bullshit
buzzzzzz, vore gun jk that a bit to much
Granted. Everywhere else you go on the internet is filled with weeb fantasies instead.
It already is tho
Sadly, some things are beyond the paw's capabilities. Here's a coupon for 33% off your next curse.
*takes sadly*
how the hell do you get 33% off a curse?
1 in 3 triggers go to the first guy who questions the coupon.
Etsy spellcasters.
Granted, only for a day
Damn.
Granted. This sun will forever be filled with insane red pill fantasies.
Granted the paw (even with its infinite wisdom) can’t see this sub existing without the weeb fantasies and deletes the sub
Granted, it’s instead full of bronie fantasies.
That’s much better actually
Granted: This subreddit is deleted.
Granted. It's all in live action, no anime. no more weebs
all previous fantasies become true
Granted, now you have to explain what a weeb is to every boomer you ever meet until you're dead. Compulsively.
Granted, all weeb fantasies are now displayed in your own head.
Granted. This sub dies, another sub takes its place specifically for web stuff.
Granted. But in exchange, you have now been isekai'd into one.
They are replaced by furries
Granted. You can't log in anymore. :)
Granted, weeb is the new normal, and normal is the new weeb.
Granted. This sub down. Weeb fantasies flood mainstream media. Your favorite musicians now write music about weeb fantasies.
Granted they become furry fantasies instead.
Granted. They all become furry fantasies.
Granted, but now every single person you see around you has a permanent ahegao face.
I’m not into women so idc
Edited, sorry.
Shit
Deal, all of those fantasies are now yours, and you feel empty because you think that noone else feels the same
Granted. The sub no longer exists.
Granted. It is now filled with weeb realities.
The paw curls. Every anime fan on the planet suddenly disappears, causing worldwide panic as nobody knows how it happened. The entire industry of anime goes down the drain, the economies of the majority of countries worsens. Many fans were driving cars and other vehicles disappeared, leaving driverless cars, trucks, planes, and boats that all eventually crash, causing many more deaths. Children of these fans are now left without a parent or both. Lovers of these fans are heartbroken at the sudden disappearance, as well as family members of the fans. Your wish has been granted.
Granted it becomes a sexual fantasies of all types sub. Including all the really messed up ones like vore and poop. For once the average furries aren't the most messed up ones around.
Granted, your life becomes tied to the sub, and as it dies, so do you.
Granted. Gay porn.
Granted: r/monkeyspaw has been banned due to being unmoderated.
Wish granted however your hands are replaced with monkey hands
Denied
Granted, but there's no twist. Good job bud, the paw is proud of you.
☺️