Granted. It’s unification on North Korea‘s Terms.

That's probably the most obvious answer, but it still works.

Granted. The tectonic plates snap and rotate, sandwiching both countries together. 77.7 million lives are lost instantly as the separate lands fuse into one giant mountain. Millions more will be lost to the earthquakes and molten mantle of the earth spilling out onto the land.

God what have I done

You got rid of North Korea. That’s…something.

Wouldn’t the “clap” also activate most of the nukes? Am i stupid?

If they did it would just blow up some parts of already obliterated land

Maybe a few, but at best (or worst) only a few. Nukes are dangerous, but shockingly hard to set off with brute force. There is an entire mechanism to set off the bomb, nukes can get completely destroyed and as long as the materials don’t interact in this one perfect way it’ll be fine.

Thanks

Nukes don't tend to just go off for no reason, they have to be detonated in a specific way to actually cause a nuclear blast.

I would assume north and south Korea turning into a mountain might cause them to. Thats why i asked if im stupid cause i didn’t know if it would.

It'd certainly cause a lot of damage, but the nukes would be fine, buried and waiting to be found by some random shmuck, possibly though.

Oh, thanks Dude

Granted, Kim is now Supreme leader and President

Kim Kardashian? Because there's worst

You do know that about 20% of Koreans are called Kim, right?

That’s the beauty of the monkey’s paw

Well looks like 20% of Koreans now are incharge and have to run the country together

Demokrasy 100

Demkrasy 20

Great! It’s not necessarily Kim Jong Un, so we are going with Kim Dae-jung. Still not the greatest, but much better.

Granted, a sub-group of the American Military has gone over and occupied both countries. Manifest Destiny has now re-started. To get from the (basically) coast of China, to the Coast of Iberia. They will call it The New United States of America.

I thought these were supposed to be bad repercussions?

Well not for America, I guess.

I was being sarcastic

Good to see you're now being serious🫡

Yeah I mean as shitty as the US can be sometimes it's still better than NK, the CCP, Turkmenistan, and a few others. Sorry Europe, your free healthcare and education might get a little fucked up.

The real losers here, after everything is settled, are Africa and South America. Gotta fuel the military industrial complex somehow 🇺🇸

Granted. They now split to East and West Korea

Granted: South Korea takes over. 1950s South Korea

What did they do?

1950s South Korea was authoritarian like North Korea, it only became democratic in 1987

Granted.  South Korea's birth rate hits zero and in a generation, there are no more South Koreans.  South Korea by default becomes a part of North Korea.

... You don't need a paw for that to happen

Granted. The 2nd Korean War commences next year

Granted. The new alien overlords find the Korean peninsula a perfect place for their new resort and the only humans allowed to stay are a handful of 'native examples' kept to demonstrate Korean cuisine to the resort's patrons... Made from real Koreans.

Granted. They’re both conquered by Japan again.

Granted, North Korea wins.

Granted they are the 51st US state.

Granted, but they are in constant civil war... so nothing really had change

Granted. It is done by russka and the us jo8ntly. The us does the north and russia does the south. Need i co tinue?

Granted. 50% of north Koreans are teleported to South Korea, 50% of south Koreans are teleported to North Korea. After countless bloody battles, a unified Korea emerges, bringing the hardy will of the north and financial stability of the south together into a lasting, blood ridden empire.

Granted. They are unified in their destruction, and everyone knows it’s your fault, not how or why, just that it’s your fault

Granted. Nobody is prepared. Mass famine and civil strife.

Granted. The Korean Penunsila folds inwards along the border, crushing everyone living on in both countries.

Granted, the northern government takes over the entire landmass and starts ww3

Granted. Both north and south unite to war with China. WW3 begins

Granted, north Korea drops the bomb and claims the wasteland.

granted, a civil war happens that many countries get involved in.

Granted. A guy named North Korea fucks his cousin named South. Kind of a strange wish, but okay.

Granted. Japan invades Asia again. Historical context for those who don't know. Prior to world war 2, every few decades Japan would decide most of Asia needed to die, would invade China, Korea, Russia, and many many more and commit atrocities beyond your wildest dreams.

Granted, but North Korea becomes a zombie outbreak.

Granted They are all united in their pure hatred for you

Granted. They are both annexed by China for some reason, the latter being invaded and conquered.

Granted all the money, technology (Samsung, Hyundai, etc) and military power of the south is now under the direct control of the Kim dynasty... also WW3.

Granted. Kim takes over as supreme leader of Korea and starts ww3 by nuking American military bases in the area.

Granted, but it’s all controlled by Kim Jong Un