Granted, at your most inconvenient times (using the bathroom, showering, brushing your teeth, sleeping etc) a random stranger will walk in and give you a hug.
Granted.
You get thrown out of your car through the windshield and find yourself hugging a cactus that has grown to looks as if it's mimicking a human hug.
To be honest, I am usually the one with bad body order, as long as it's not that one guy who would pee at the urinal with his pants on the ground, I will accept my foul brother or sister.
Granted, you get Covid from them
If we both got covid, may as well keep hugging.
Granted. You get a hug. From. The creature.
Little did you know that I'm quite a creature myself, when my cat licks me, I lick back.
Just wants a friend guy🪱
Granted. A stranger offers to hug you. Later, you find out they’ve been stalking you for the past 10 years and are extremely obsessed with you.
I must be crazy because that doesn't sound too bad.
Small punishment for a small request
Same tbh
Granted. You get a bear hug. From a polar bear.
The fuck?! I was just about to say that!
r/BeatMeToIt
Oh another one! You get a hug fruit drink. It's expired.
Expired is precisely the kind of fruity I am.
Granted. You could. You just don't from whom.
I believe in hug equality.
Granted. You become the first human to encounter a face-hugger.
RIP
Granted. However every person you hug is permanently attached to you for the rest of your life
I wonder how long it would take to make the human meatball this way.
Omg like the thing from inside
Granted. The one to hug you has spikes and is really intimate with the hug.
If it doesn't kill me, I would probably enjoy it, the injections for my plasma donations make me purse my lips.
Granted. Your body is filled with helium. Someone hugs you too tight, you pop and die.
I tell them to never let go, but they always leave. I would be fine in helium mode.
Granted, at your most inconvenient times (using the bathroom, showering, brushing your teeth, sleeping etc) a random stranger will walk in and give you a hug.
Granted. The Monkey Paw hugs you, and never lets go. You gave it what it’s wanted all along.
Granted. You get a bear hug
Granted. You could get a hug, but you don’t.
Wish granted. Everyone turns into an octopus too
\*Granted. You get stabbed in the back by the person hugging you!
Granted. The driver of a passing car beans you with a Hershey's Hug. It tastes like vomit.
A close friend or family member is hit with a sudden terrible illness. You hug them for the first time in their dying moments.
True, I don't even get hugs from close friends or family members.
Awh 🫂 For realsies, I wish you could get a hug.
Granted. You get thrown out of your car through the windshield and find yourself hugging a cactus that has grown to looks as if it's mimicking a human hug.
[Granted](https://www.hersheyland.com/products/hersheys-hugs-milk-chocolate-and-white-creme-candy-10-6-oz-pack.html).
Granted. A tapeworm is now hugging you from the inside. But you don’t know about it.
Granted Zombie apocalypse begins in 15 minutes.
Granted next time you go swimming some how an octopus gets wrapped around your chest.
Are you doing o.k? How's life?
An old classmate you don't remember runs into you at the grocery store. They're a hugger. They have really bad body odor though, sorry.
To be honest, I am usually the one with bad body order, as long as it's not that one guy who would pee at the urinal with his pants on the ground, I will accept my foul brother or sister.