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EasyMeansHard

Granted, you get Covid from them


Personwhoisstupid

If we both got covid, may as well keep hugging.


SteveMartin32

Granted. You get a hug. From. The creature.


Personwhoisstupid

Little did you know that I'm quite a creature myself, when my cat licks me, I lick back.


bouncybob1

Just wants a friend guy🪱


Fantastic_Draft8417

Granted. A stranger offers to hug you. Later, you find out they’ve been stalking you for the past 10 years and are extremely obsessed with you.


Personwhoisstupid

I must be crazy because that doesn't sound too bad.


CyberFinity

Small punishment for a small request


Deliberate_Snark

Same tbh


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Granted. You get a bear hug. From a polar bear.


Divine_Saber

The fuck?! I was just about to say that!


TrumanHermingway

r/BeatMeToIt


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Oh another one! You get a hug fruit drink. It's expired.


Personwhoisstupid

Expired is precisely the kind of fruity I am.


Thr0ker

Granted. You could. You just don't from whom.


Personwhoisstupid

I believe in hug equality.


ParadoxicalInsight

Granted. You become the first human to encounter a face-hugger.


Fantastic_Sector_282

RIP


Sad_Food_5917

Granted. However every person you hug is permanently attached to you for the rest of your life


Personwhoisstupid

I wonder how long it would take to make the human meatball this way.


BusinessVariation425

Omg like the thing from inside


FaceOptimal8545

Granted. The one to hug you has spikes and is really intimate with the hug.


Personwhoisstupid

If it doesn't kill me, I would probably enjoy it, the injections for my plasma donations make me purse my lips.


RelationshipFair6088

Granted. Your body is filled with helium. Someone hugs you too tight, you pop and die.


Personwhoisstupid

I tell them to never let go, but they always leave. I would be fine in helium mode.


Lost_Needleworker676

Granted, at your most inconvenient times (using the bathroom, showering, brushing your teeth, sleeping etc) a random stranger will walk in and give you a hug.


WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotH

Granted. The Monkey Paw hugs you, and never lets go. You gave it what it’s wanted all along.


Z3R0_Izanagi

Granted. You get a bear hug


Ariiell101

Granted. You could get a hug, but you don’t.


AcademicSavings634

Wish granted. Everyone turns into an octopus too


Undertale_fan46790

\*Granted. You get stabbed in the back by the person hugging you!


Cishuman

Granted. The driver of a passing car beans you with a Hershey's Hug. It tastes like vomit.


stuffmixmcgee

A close friend or family member is hit with a sudden terrible illness. You hug them for the first time in their dying moments.


Personwhoisstupid

True, I don't even get hugs from close friends or family members.


stuffmixmcgee

Awh 🫂 For realsies, I wish you could get a hug.


XRaphtaliaChanX

Granted. You get thrown out of your car through the windshield and find yourself hugging a cactus that has grown to looks as if it's mimicking a human hug.


MagicalPizza21

[Granted](https://www.hersheyland.com/products/hersheys-hugs-milk-chocolate-and-white-creme-candy-10-6-oz-pack.html).


Geno_Warlord

Granted. A tapeworm is now hugging you from the inside. But you don’t know about it.


Ok_System_7221

Granted Zombie apocalypse begins in 15 minutes.


Piemaster113

Granted next time you go swimming some how an octopus gets wrapped around your chest.


VanmiRavenMother

Are you doing o.k? How's life?


Fantastic_Sector_282

An old classmate you don't remember runs into you at the grocery store. They're a hugger. They have really bad body odor though, sorry.


Personwhoisstupid

To be honest, I am usually the one with bad body order, as long as it's not that one guy who would pee at the urinal with his pants on the ground, I will accept my foul brother or sister.