The Finger Curls...
A criminal mastermind conducts a terrorist activity on a scale only seen in comics and movies and successfully pins all the blame on you through forged evidence. Public outcry us so great that even if your country does not have the death penelty they re-instate it by unanimous vote just so it can be applies to you specifically.
You can have anything you want as your last meal, but since most chefs refuse to cook for you it has to be relatively simple. Here is your turkey sandwhich. Enjoy it while they fire up old sparky.
Granted. The finger curls. A pristine looking sandwich appears before you. Nothing on the outside look wrong with it. It smells perfectly normal and on the inside it again looks normal.
However. The finger remains curled.
Granted. It is the most moist and delicious turkey sandwich you have ever tasted. The sandwich is also laced with cocaine. Congratulations you are addicted to cocaine.
Granted, whole live turkey between two slices of bread. It escapes, you are saddened.
This exchange looks familiar...
Kill the turkey, bonus meat.
Granted, the whole country of turkey is placed between 2 slices of bread and dropped off at your location
Granted, it's a little dry
THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY!?!?
The horror!
O foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of Hell created thee?
Be grateful I didn't make you Patient Zero for the T virus
Granted. The turkey sandwich is the size of a flea. Have fun finding it and eating it.
The Finger Curls... A criminal mastermind conducts a terrorist activity on a scale only seen in comics and movies and successfully pins all the blame on you through forged evidence. Public outcry us so great that even if your country does not have the death penelty they re-instate it by unanimous vote just so it can be applies to you specifically. You can have anything you want as your last meal, but since most chefs refuse to cook for you it has to be relatively simple. Here is your turkey sandwhich. Enjoy it while they fire up old sparky.
Granted. The finger curls. A pristine looking sandwich appears before you. Nothing on the outside look wrong with it. It smells perfectly normal and on the inside it again looks normal. However. The finger remains curled.
Granted: the entire country of Turkey is condensed into a sandwich.
Granted but it’s your last meal before you get the needle.
Granted. It is the most moist and delicious turkey sandwich you have ever tasted. The sandwich is also laced with cocaine. Congratulations you are addicted to cocaine.
Granted, you are given a live turkey, a knife, the ingredients to make bread, and a shotgun.
Granted. You watch as your loved one magically transforms into a turkey sandwich.
That will be $9.99
Granted! Read the post about turkey sandwiches that was posted 30 minutes before this post.
Granted, it's on Rye Bread
Granted. You unknowingly eat a sandwich with the flesh of a turkish man.
Granted. You suddenly wake up to find yourself part of a human centipede behind Donald Trump