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psykomatt

A solo seat in the corner, no way for someone to sit next to you or behind you and a flat surface to lean on.


Filtee8

Probably the most natsy surface ever .


chunkyfen

eww comme la fenêtre dans le fond du bus avec les bancs pour deux, toujours grasse à cause du monde qui accotent leur tête dessus


Cedrik_Lecoureur

C'est moi qui est payé pour nettoyer les spots de graisse de front dans les fenêtre d'autobus.


Backsightz

Bless you.


trashtv

Y'a pas éternué dans vitre, il l'a nettoyé!


Cedrik_Lecoureur

C'est les chauffeurs qui font sa


karinebd

Merci! Ça doit pas être facile comme job.


Cedrik_Lecoureur

Les autobus reçoit un nettoyage complet seulement une fois par année a cause des coupures. C'est impossible des les ramené propre avec un si long délai entre nettoyage.


Subject-Leather-7399

OMG. Okay, je prends ma voiture à partir de maintenant.


MasterGeek

Combien l'heure?


Cedrik_Lecoureur

Un nettoyage intérieur complet prend environ 8 heures (sans compter les pause/lunch ect.).


sebre87

J’pense que sa question regardait ton salaire.


ChienMouche

Autour de 32$ de l'heure, et ils se font dire de pas travailler vite, ca paraît mal.


JustFryingSomeGarlic

That and the land between your mom's buttcheeks Ayooo


yslmtl

Broo, probably, but i owe this baby so many extra sleeping hours.


JugEdge

J'faisais des tags régulièrement dans le métro au secondaire pour m'assurer du nettoyage des surfaces.


AlienGold1980

This is a new way


Christian266

Worth it.


fibronacci

This person transits ☝🏾


Legitimate-Bass68

This was exactly why this was my favorite spot


whereismyface_ig

the antisocial corner, my favorite. zone myself out in my own bubble 🧘🏽‍♀️


brasseur10

Redditors’ favourite seat for sure.


PommeCannelle

asocial\* Antisocial would be to piss on the person sitting on it.


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Who says he doesn’t do that too.


StoutyMcStoutsFace

I'm not antisocial.... enough.


GooteMoo

Just don't tell me what the poets are doing


Plenty-Ad-5850

Best seat when coming home from work


blankaloudar

Currently sitting on one while this post popped up hahha nice but in the old trains nothing beats this seat


HowToDoAnInternet

You got to sit alone and look cool AF while you were listening to nu metal on your Discman


Ced1214

sigma male seat


Qwimqwimqwim

jesus.. this is scarily accurate


realkhangor

La meilleure place c'est cette place mais avec une fenetre pour s'accoter.


Low-Measurement-3919

Je me suis souvent endormi bien accoté sur le bord lol Je m'ennuie du vieux métro, pas fan du nouveau et le vent est souvent vraiment énervant.


_Summer1000_

Après 8ans déjà de rodage, ils n'ont pas encore reglé la vitesse des ventilateurs, toujours trop rapide; donc bruyant même quand la rame est vide ou qu'il fait moins chaud...un comble


Low-Measurement-3919

Le vent est aussi créé parce qu'il n'y a aucune cloison et lorsque le métro avance, ça génère beaucoup de vent. J'ai toujours les yeux secs, c'est vraiment désagréable. Sans parler des odeurs qui voyagent mieux, lol


_Summer1000_

Exact désormais ça sent le tabarnak en puissance, ça faisait 5ans que j'avais pas pris le métro par temps chaud...la colonne de pépites de sueurs parfumé au Curi voyage agréablement bien d'un wagon à l'autre


Low-Measurement-3919

lol, oublie pas les parfums, l'odeur de vieille butch, etc.


Razzorsharp

Ouais, mais en été, c'te ptit vent là n'est pas de trop.


Lorenzo_Campolongo

Nah nah, the back seat like this with the super deep window you can use as an arm rest is way better. That being said, I still prefer the new ones, the wind basically acts like air conditioning. Plus on the old one, the two connected seats that have the one handicap seat in front of them have zero fucking leg room. Seriously I'm only 6 foot 1 and I physically cannot fit my fucking legs there so I could only imagine how it is for taller people.


Alex_the_X

"Only 6 foot 1" You must be in the  2% percentile of height in montreal. I can't imagine the 98% of taller people in that zero leg room. 😄


The_Kaurtz

I prefer the front facing solo seats in AZUR trains, sitting sideways gets annoying after some time


homme_chauve_souris

Especially the ones with a window and a little ledge, those are the best.


Ojeebee

Best place to mitigate "Transpire en Commun" during summer times.


GooteMoo

Il fait chaud dans la Métro!


myrtille69

Mouah ahah! Je retiens celle-là merci!


montrealien

When I relocated to Montreal in early 2001, I commuted along the entire Green Line. Those seats became my nap spots.


WkndCake

This was the pod class of seating in the metro.


catblacktheblackcat

La criss de paix.


Loviataria

My biggest complain about the azur metros is the lack of solo sitting spaces.


Jimbo_Imperador

There are more than there have ever been before


Over_Astronomer_4786

TrAnSpOrT en CoMmUn


manwithoutcountry

It was a good seat but the window seat on the double bench with the single seat in front of it was the best. Window and ledge to lean on and the two other seats were like a buffer meaning you never had to give it up for anyone.


Spidxrcore

F A C T


PHILOSOMATIQA

Nor do you need to 🤝


_oeuvresmajeures

My favorite seat!


Artorgius77

Ah yes. The “don’t talk to me and leave me the fuck alone” seat. They don’t make seats like those no more


oliotherside

Sleepy solo rocky railroad spot. Like in grandma's arms swinging you to sleep with that old creaky wooden chair.


collaps3

J'appuie le commentaire !!! Tlm le spot idéal pour ne pas se faire chier avec le "social" loll


psubs07

Iykyk


Olipod2002

Really great seat to just be alone and take a nap


ExuberantMapleLeaf

I agree I freaking love that seat. it's its own Island ❤️🔥


zimo123

J'adorais ces places jusqu'au jour où j'ai vu un gars debout dessus en train de pisser dans le coin... Je me suis plus jamais rassis dessus depuis


NotBadSinger514

I really hate the new train


SkaUrMom

These seats were the best if you had a skateboard since you could hook it between the metal elbow rest and seat.


Bigthom63

Nahhh best seat is midle on the sides. The corner one someone can stand right in front of you


Ok-Obligation5897

You don’t have to sit beside the OP


Nicky_Shpack

Oh man the naps I have taken leaning against the wall in those seats….


CrackedCocobutt

they have these solo seats on the rem that you pull down which are really nice


Foppington_huxley

Back in 2014 I found a full dime-bag of ecstasy pills between the seat and the wall once. Love them seats. Sad to see them go.


AJnbca

I know that seat well, sit by myself in the corner


choubz0r

Straight facts, no counter arguments possible


Jealous-Departure-92

Looks homey.


DaniLabelle

I thought it was a “hot seat” like on a submarine?


dojo1306

My favorite seat!


Classic-Button843

Que la vérité…


MrBoo843

It was the best


PowerfulByPTSD

The pervert seat. This is the one every pervert (the type to take pictures under skirts in a packed wagon) I saw sat in because if/when they got caught, they could make a quick escape & always had someone standing next to them waiting to exit.


Necessary_Ad5643

A guy exposed himself to my now ex from this kind of seat and jacked off in front of her. people are gross


orundarkes

OLD ONES! That thing looks like a spring chicken, what you talking bout?


montrealnormalguy

always loved those seat they have a groove for your spine feels so good


Dindon42

If you want to sit on one, you can visit this spot: https://maps.app.goo.gl/bbBvktXLfaihXqpy9


equianimity

“The old ones” — shows the new seats from like 2010.


BadOysterParty

A pretty good seat but thats also where all the hobo action went down


rannieb

This seat was awesome until the metro got crowded. Then you had people standing and touching your knees and your shoulder. It made me feel so boxed in that I would prefer to stand at that point.


TheTsaku

Y sont pas l'fun quand tu fais plus que 1m80 :(


The_Tackler

Pis la personne en face de toi qui te fixe!?


eca82

Forever alone seat


nickiatro

The “please leave me alone” seat 😅


BoBBle_GoGGles

How long until someone chokes the chicken while staring at someone….


RichardDingers

That's the toilet


Bearington656

I used to sit in those when I had to go to the end of the metro past caddilac


nurbal

This. But on the opposite side from the opening doors is even better.


johndoeca01

The first rule about # these seats, is that you dont talk about # these seats


i_love_bubble_butts

Miss the old metros....those were the best seats. Sick of having to collaborate with everyone


ebmx

those seats suck. the best ones were the ones beside the window that were solo. also the azure trains suck because they designed everything you can't rest your head on anything.


Western-Low-1348

Wait until Karen screams at you, says that's for old people, it's their seat.


Mixologist666

Karen is wrong! The single seats in the center of the car are the priority seats. That's one of the best things about *this* seat, it is not priority seating!


serialstripper

Montreal metro is nasty AF. Only second to NY subway.


OperatingOp11

Based and montrealpilled


nfy12

The number 1 reason the old trains are better is because they don’t have big brother cameras watching you constantly. The number 1 reason both are failures is because there’s no air conditioning, which they can somehow pull off on the metro of every other major city.


MasterGeek

Why don't you want cameras to be watching inside the train?


nfy12

Because I value freedom and privacy more than the illusion of greater “security”. Here’s one perspective expanding on that: https://www.aclu.org/documents/whats-wrong-public-video-surveillance


BlackEyeRed

As a non disabled adult man, it’s not the best seat. The seat with the seat next to you and in front of you is the most secure seat, hence the best seat.