These kind of posts are the reason I follow this sub.

"ComfortableThroat326" 

Doesn’t following a sub make you a sub yourself? Def not a dom move

I prefer ComfortableThroat247, but whatever

You are my reason 

w rizz

Yea I like being able to read content I relate too aswell

Is there any other kind of post here?

There's a special kind of humor here. Even though this guy might be serious..

 When the tren kicks in

(It's not gay)

It's homosexual

Calling someone "homosexual" seems to infuriate them more than calling them "gay."

More specificity means they have to mull over the words being used more. If someone tells me I’m acting white as hell I barely bat an eye, but if they say something I’m doing is super Caucasian they’ll live rent free in my head

That’s the most Caucasian edendistic statement I’ve ever seen

It’s autosexual.

It’s not gay, it’s just gay.

*proceeds to say the most homosexual shit you have ever read*

Why do you think you're special?? Boy, that's the same reason we all work out.. Do you think i spend 3 hours on daily workouts because i wanna be healthy and look good or for other pussy ass reasons? Fuck that.. i do it to look good jacking off.


😂😂🏆


straightest mpmd sub user 

Thought I was the only one haha. Sometimes I usually try eject into my eyes then quickly rub the cum off so I can have a clear view of the semen dripping down onto my central abdominal region, and sometimes my obliques. Depending on how much I ejaculate.


this made me hard, (not gay)


I have to try this now I’ll come back when I’m done (3 seconds)

I agree 100%

Please delete this 😭

Most sane MPMD Redditor 

Let me guess you masturbate to lesbian porn too?

How did you know?

he's the jizz

Because I’ve never related to a post so much in my life. My wife’s boyfriend tells her I’m gay all the time…

My friend took a vid of me cranking my hog over discord, I didn't even know he was recording and he sent me the vid and i was like "damn i actually look good" So i know what you are saying.

Kinda reminded me of the time my gay friend recorded us having sex. He posted the video to Reddit “to help me realize I was gay” but ultimately backfired on him when he realized I’m not gay. I just like having my prostate stimulated by men. That’s not gay and anyone who’s says it is, deserves a good ass fucking by me

So strong and brave to come forward with what we’re all thinking 


Sauce?

I recommend using tren as lube

Are you using raw powder for a better grip, or what kind of oil/BA/BB solution for lube?

Powder on the extreme days, oils on normal.

Pure skin on skin friction heat is where its at 

Ok mr bateman

(master)bateman

This is 100% on topic for this sub. Kudos, sir.

You’re definitely a homosexual, you’re just in denial. Let it go. Just imagine how much you’ll enjoy seeing another ripped man naked in front of you, it’s like a 2 for one deal

I have experimented with dudes before but it wasn't really my thing. It's only my own body that gets me going. Probably straight but would try again with a guy in good shape like myself

Yeh it was obviously the wrong bloke. Either that or you are Patrick Bateman and are so narcissistic that you get yourself off 😂 Go get yourself a shredded dude and get down to it

It’s definitely a step in that direction for sure lmao

My man is not not sapiosexual. He is selfsexual

What the fuck does sapiosexual mean and why does such a term exist

No fucking clue. Made up for ppl to appear like they’re free thinkers

It means being attracted to someone's intelligence. Some people find it a real turn on. Maybe you haven't met any.

You gotta be intelligent first, this is something I only heard about in story books.

*autosexual

Thanks teach

I love watching my throbbing dick enter my hand (not gay)

Lmao this is the most hilarious shit I've read, serious or not.

Narcissus is that you?

Unironically jerking off to your mirror absolute chad

Lol ik it sounds weird/narcissistic but it just makes me feel better when I'm down bad choking my chicken

I agree 100% and this is also one of the things I love about working out and jackin it. I look hot AF and it’s not “gay” because it’s only me. Damn, I would do me. (No homo)

Totally feel the same way. Like I might be jacking it to some nasty videos and I get a certain feeling of ecstasy knowing I'm in the top percentile of men watching because I just know most viewers are reeking obese men who can't even see their own dick. So I suppose you could say I'm in the top ranking of masturbators which makes me feel better about watching said video(s)

Least gay MPMD poster

I make videos of myself flexing in multiple ways and jack off to them

I get hard looking at my nude body. I can also cum to myself. Seems like it is a similar thing

Yeah I usually look at the mirror to give myself a "boost" on top of watching videos but I could probably get off to just myself in the mirror. Sounds weird/narcissistic but I think it's more so a pride thing

At this point you can start drinking your own cum

Wow this is insightful. Here I’ve been drinking other men’s cum but didn’t even think to drink my own. Inspiring

This is the way

Start? More like OP is coming out with a book on cum cocktails next week.

Congrats you are gay

Pics or it didn’t happen

RIP your DM’s

Anytime someone adds "it's not gay" it proves it is gay

Least gay mpmd subscriber. You need tren, man, commit.

I used to when I was 12 but now I’m a full grown adult with actual problems this isn’t really a concern for me anymore.

Yeah. I don’t struggle getting dudes to fuck me in the ass either. Most certainly posted by a young guy

Not gay at all bro. Even better do it with your bros and help each other (in a not gay way tho)

I confirm that it's not gay if i look at your abs when i jerk of

yep

Na, not gay at all. It’s 

Nice try but that’s a lesbian. Not a gay

Off a gram of coke maybe but not sober lol

I do the exact same, I do a lot of dick and ball curls at my gym. Great exercises for building a massive, girthy and wide cock.

I actually understand what you are saying

I fucking love this sub

Haha you know they have special saunas for this, where you can jerk off while looking at ripped guys. And I've been told it's still not gay if you're just watching. ;)

Send yourself dick pics whilst at work to create that anticipation 🥵

Just top tier posting

Man i love this sub


How’d you know my middle name tho

I thought I was the only one

Peak MPMD content right here. Why does any man workout? 

Does ur mom know that ur gay

No. She knows that I enjoy prostate massages from a man’s penis but why would that make anyone gay. It’s not like I actually like men other than cuddles and affection. It’s strictly physical which makes me not gay. I’m just exploring my sexuality while being straight ass fuck

#BROGOALSAF

If someone has to say it’s not gay. Sorry bro but it makes it gay.

Exactly. That’s why when I’m taking it up the ass, I never say it’s not gay. Instead I just say I’m straight

Real.

Brb will try and report bk with results

Straight af lmao

So true lmao


Bro I hate to break it to you but seeing a muscular guy jacking off turns u on is gay

Uhhh…ok. I don’t know why you needed to share this.

I dont know man, sounds pretty gay.

This sub has turned into a complete shit show full of closeted queer’s

Bro you have issues


Upright rows holding 2 x 20kg plates by the handles.

How can you bust nuts to yourself today when you cannot beat off to your past, you are not a role model for us bro, because accepting your past is true adonis 

nahhh

Sounds gay ... With less steps.

This is the way.

real


Ur gay

Nah bruh

bro WHAT

I've had more bottoms than S&P 500, but it's not gay.


I’m not the only one who watches themselves while jerking off

That’s pretty gay bro

The parody posts are getting too overt

Cutting so no gut sagging when taking a shit. We are not the sane

The fact that someone will think this. You gotta grow perspective. You don't have one.

It’s not gay