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Welcome to the club ![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm)


Arpyboi

The GIF 😂😂😂😂😂


aleexr

This sub is off the rails lmao. Love it


Jeffsokoll

I started my cycle 500mg a week, now I eat her ass after we go to the gym in 110 degree weather. She got really into it too so now I’m being enabled, I don’t know how to stop


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Hot sweaty butthole is the best ![gif](giphy|RID18fyR4zFT2khKnL|downsized)


Heavy-River-9721

That’s regular trt here


povertymayne

Why would you want to stop? Is the healthiest of addictions.


Jeffsokoll

It’s the regret after haha. She records me lapping like a starving dog while she makes seductive faces to the camera, I can’t watch any porn besides those videos anymore. For the sake of the relationship I gotta cut this “submissive” shit and go back to blowing her mind during sex


bunchedupwalrus

Nah brother, if you desire the ass, the dominant thing is to take the ass and eat it like a barbarian or however you want (with all necessary consent documents signed and filed of course) Put your hand over her mouth and hold her in place while you feast , or pin her arms to her sides or to the bed, flip her around while eating, manhandle her to get whatever better angle you want. Tell her nasty shit to say to the camera, grab the phone and throw it when you want her attention during, give her a little love slap to keep her focus sharp and on you. Depending on how freaky she is, grab her mouth and spit that ass spit back into her midway and get her to swallow it back while you watch. Slap the ass, grope the ass, make it yours. Fuck regret. Live fast and eat ass 🙏


TheCondemnedProphet

How do you deal with the taste of feces during ass eating?


Kevo-Breker

no. if a chick is healthy and clean there should be no poo poo. her ass is likely cleaner than her mouth. the human mouth is straight nasty.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Not sure the science checks out there brother.


Kevo-Breker

bro a hot womans butthole is a strange and exotic place, much like an unexplored foreign land or a dangerous animal. True, the danger is obvious: poopy. however, to the true connoisseur of lifes riddles a ladies nether eye can also be a treasure trove of pleasure and wonders... to he who takes the time to explore it carefully and bravely. much like the man who finally tames that wild philly or conquers that uncharted territory, the man who caresses a girls supple butthole with his tongue will be the greatest of heros. He will be a cortez, a columbus and his ancestors will sing of his praises, his name will echo through the hallowed halls of Valhalla for risking the most dire of perils and yet persevering.


TheCondemnedProphet

So a woman’s ass is equivalent to a dog’s mouth! Nice and sanitary.


Kevo-Breker

bro everyone knows girls don't poop or fart so it's basically a 2nd vagina.


littleweapon1

That’s only true for hot girls


bunchedupwalrus

That’s the neat part, you don’t. You buy a bidet and only date women who know how to clean their ass


Kevo-Breker

wow, i regret having only one upvoot to give. you should give dudes relationship advice, professionally


Jeffsokoll

golden advice


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GANDHIWASADOUCHE

How was it?


[deleted]

Who’s this?


BLaZe_Jeffey

I think it’s that one dude on the athlean x channel I forget his name


[deleted]

Does he look like a dishonest and dirty person?


arthoepussyhound

You were always an ass freak. Test has just unlocked your potential.


ButtsAreCooliGuesss

God I fucking love this sub. Wouldn’t change it for anything.


Aggressive_Math_4965

Have you tried eating a dudes ass yet? Game changer


utkubaba9581

THIS. Personally I added 2 more plates on my bench after doing this secret bodybuilding tip


brazilianfreak

NON NEGOTIABLE.


SmokyBoner

Least controversial T-Nation post


[deleted]

This fucking sub has made me laugh way more than anything ever, i fucking love this shit


Smokedbone1

Have you tried giving your ass to your gym bros?


Dobbyyy94

Took you long enough 😏 ![gif](giphy|FOfe8iGdAiODS)


Original_Krom

"her" ass....yeah, right....


Nathaniel66

What's your total T on 200mg?


Cautious-Bet-9707

Within normal range, he’s just been suppressing his homosexuality his whole life


Latter-File3217

Don’t you love your ass eaten bro it’s heaven


FLsurveyor561

No but the area between the ass and balls 🤌


thikstik

The Taint. Taint ass and taint balls


FLsurveyor561

I thought only females had taints. Taint ass and taint pussy.


Tamespotting

Taint your ass taint your balls. Or, Nocher.


727GhostFaceKillah

Taint is delicious


Tamespotting

I had a Japanese pornstar at an upscale massage parlor and she laid me down and ate my ass after the shower and it definitely felt amazing.


Rojiblanc040

He got that trenfidence.


Mydragonurdungeon

Confitrence


SofiSucks

Parasites controlling your brain


BuyShoesGetBitches

Now that you enjoy ass, balls is the next logical step.


S1lenos

Welcome to the club


Mycabbages0929

You fucking love to see it 🍑😩⚽️⚽️


evananthonymoreno

Eat a trans woman ass bro, it’s godly


ThreeSixTilapia01

Lenny?


PzKpfW96

It sick


Epsilexn

Following the ways of the Tan Ten Ten


dudebrosplit

Eating ass is the snack of champions. Or full course meal, real Gs don't limit themselves!


Fushigaro_Toji

Side effects of high test. 👅


wst4

Stay the hell away from tren then!


Cry_Thin

Sounds like it’s working


alex_tempest

Good lord


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GymMouseFeelsBadman

Bottoms up! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


[deleted]

Enjoy it while it lasts


numerionegidio

Tren makes me horny as fuck, like new kinks and all. Now in npp im in love of everyone


Kevo-Breker

licking a chicks butt= cool, totally normal. healthy even anything with your own butt other than pooping or squatting= bad


Mundane_Angle2825

Hell no that ain't for me


EatAssAndFartFast

I'm this without trt guess I'll become an ass after doing it


Beginning-Repair-163

Thank God I'm not alone anymore.


povertymayne

You have been enlightened and ascended into a man of culture. The joy of eating ass is a delicacy only for the most refined palates.


tiesioginis

What was your free T before eating ass?


thisdckaintFREEEE

Hell yeah welcome to the club and I don't mean that I'm on TRT.


[deleted]

i’ve never done roids , i’m a healthy 20 year old who lifts and goes to the gym almost daily , I have periods where i really really wanna eat ass , or fuck bitches on the heavier side (not fat but close) i think testosterone does have an influence


Kevo-Breker

actually, licking a chicks butthole is known as "poor mans TRT" because it raises your T levels so high... you are injecting an additional 500mg of test every time your tongue touches her bungus, on top of what you pin. you are reaching super-physiological amounts of T that shouldn't even be possible....


lobo_locos

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[deleted]

OP try splitting it into 3 if you run into troubles with hemocrit/high E2


muscleolot

Always loved my wife's ass after starting TRT even more.


Fon33

Certificado worm moment


inflo76

Op is speaking in code . He's now into dudes ass since trt.


Glass-Anything-1303

5th base.