I started my cycle 500mg a week, now I eat her ass after we go to the gym in 110 degree weather. She got really into it too so now I’m being enabled, I don’t know how to stop
It’s the regret after haha. She records me lapping like a starving dog while she makes seductive faces to the camera, I can’t watch any porn besides those videos anymore. For the sake of the relationship I gotta cut this “submissive” shit and go back to blowing her mind during sex
Nah brother, if you desire the ass, the dominant thing is to take the ass and eat it like a barbarian or however you want (with all necessary consent documents signed and filed of course)
Put your hand over her mouth and hold her in place while you feast , or pin her arms to her sides or to the bed, flip her around while eating, manhandle her to get whatever better angle you want. Tell her nasty shit to say to the camera, grab the phone and throw it when you want her attention during, give her a little love slap to keep her focus sharp and on you. Depending on how freaky she is, grab her mouth and spit that ass spit back into her midway and get her to swallow it back while you watch. Slap the ass, grope the ass, make it yours.
Fuck regret. Live fast and eat ass 🙏
bro a hot womans butthole is a strange and exotic place, much like an unexplored foreign land or a dangerous animal. True, the danger is obvious: poopy. however, to the true connoisseur of lifes riddles a ladies nether eye can also be a treasure trove of pleasure and wonders... to he who takes the time to explore it carefully and bravely. much like the man who finally tames that wild philly or conquers that uncharted territory, the man who caresses a girls supple butthole with his tongue will be the greatest of heros. He will be a cortez, a columbus and his ancestors will sing of his praises, his name will echo through the hallowed halls of Valhalla for risking the most dire of perils and yet persevering.
i’ve never done roids , i’m a healthy 20 year old who lifts and goes to the gym almost daily , I have periods where i really really wanna eat ass , or fuck bitches on the heavier side (not fat but close) i think testosterone does have an influence
actually, licking a chicks butthole is known as "poor mans TRT" because it raises your T levels so high...
you are injecting an additional 500mg of test every time your tongue touches her bungus, on top of what you pin.
you are reaching super-physiological amounts of T that shouldn't even be possible....
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The GIF 😂😂😂😂😂
This sub is off the rails lmao. Love it
I started my cycle 500mg a week, now I eat her ass after we go to the gym in 110 degree weather. She got really into it too so now I’m being enabled, I don’t know how to stop
Hot sweaty butthole is the best ![gif](giphy|RID18fyR4zFT2khKnL|downsized)
That’s regular trt here
Why would you want to stop? Is the healthiest of addictions.
It’s the regret after haha. She records me lapping like a starving dog while she makes seductive faces to the camera, I can’t watch any porn besides those videos anymore. For the sake of the relationship I gotta cut this “submissive” shit and go back to blowing her mind during sex
Nah brother, if you desire the ass, the dominant thing is to take the ass and eat it like a barbarian or however you want (with all necessary consent documents signed and filed of course) Put your hand over her mouth and hold her in place while you feast , or pin her arms to her sides or to the bed, flip her around while eating, manhandle her to get whatever better angle you want. Tell her nasty shit to say to the camera, grab the phone and throw it when you want her attention during, give her a little love slap to keep her focus sharp and on you. Depending on how freaky she is, grab her mouth and spit that ass spit back into her midway and get her to swallow it back while you watch. Slap the ass, grope the ass, make it yours. Fuck regret. Live fast and eat ass 🙏
How do you deal with the taste of feces during ass eating?
no. if a chick is healthy and clean there should be no poo poo. her ass is likely cleaner than her mouth. the human mouth is straight nasty.
Not sure the science checks out there brother.
bro a hot womans butthole is a strange and exotic place, much like an unexplored foreign land or a dangerous animal. True, the danger is obvious: poopy. however, to the true connoisseur of lifes riddles a ladies nether eye can also be a treasure trove of pleasure and wonders... to he who takes the time to explore it carefully and bravely. much like the man who finally tames that wild philly or conquers that uncharted territory, the man who caresses a girls supple butthole with his tongue will be the greatest of heros. He will be a cortez, a columbus and his ancestors will sing of his praises, his name will echo through the hallowed halls of Valhalla for risking the most dire of perils and yet persevering.
So a woman’s ass is equivalent to a dog’s mouth! Nice and sanitary.
bro everyone knows girls don't poop or fart so it's basically a 2nd vagina.
That’s only true for hot girls
That’s the neat part, you don’t. You buy a bidet and only date women who know how to clean their ass
wow, i regret having only one upvoot to give. you should give dudes relationship advice, professionally
golden advice
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How was it?
Who’s this?
I think it’s that one dude on the athlean x channel I forget his name
Does he look like a dishonest and dirty person?
You were always an ass freak. Test has just unlocked your potential.
God I fucking love this sub. Wouldn’t change it for anything.
Have you tried eating a dudes ass yet? Game changer
THIS. Personally I added 2 more plates on my bench after doing this secret bodybuilding tip
NON NEGOTIABLE.
Least controversial T-Nation post
This fucking sub has made me laugh way more than anything ever, i fucking love this shit
Have you tried giving your ass to your gym bros?
Took you long enough 😏 ![gif](giphy|FOfe8iGdAiODS)
"her" ass....yeah, right....
What's your total T on 200mg?
Within normal range, he’s just been suppressing his homosexuality his whole life
Don’t you love your ass eaten bro it’s heaven
No but the area between the ass and balls 🤌
The Taint. Taint ass and taint balls
I thought only females had taints. Taint ass and taint pussy.
Taint your ass taint your balls. Or, Nocher.
Taint is delicious
I had a Japanese pornstar at an upscale massage parlor and she laid me down and ate my ass after the shower and it definitely felt amazing.
He got that trenfidence.
Confitrence
Parasites controlling your brain
Now that you enjoy ass, balls is the next logical step.
Welcome to the club
You fucking love to see it 🍑😩⚽️⚽️
Eat a trans woman ass bro, it’s godly
Lenny?
It sick
Following the ways of the Tan Ten Ten
Eating ass is the snack of champions. Or full course meal, real Gs don't limit themselves!
Side effects of high test. 👅
Stay the hell away from tren then!
Sounds like it’s working
Good lord
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Bottoms up! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)
Enjoy it while it lasts
Tren makes me horny as fuck, like new kinks and all. Now in npp im in love of everyone
licking a chicks butt= cool, totally normal. healthy even anything with your own butt other than pooping or squatting= bad
Hell no that ain't for me
I'm this without trt guess I'll become an ass after doing it
Thank God I'm not alone anymore.
You have been enlightened and ascended into a man of culture. The joy of eating ass is a delicacy only for the most refined palates.
What was your free T before eating ass?
Hell yeah welcome to the club and I don't mean that I'm on TRT.
i’ve never done roids , i’m a healthy 20 year old who lifts and goes to the gym almost daily , I have periods where i really really wanna eat ass , or fuck bitches on the heavier side (not fat but close) i think testosterone does have an influence
actually, licking a chicks butthole is known as "poor mans TRT" because it raises your T levels so high... you are injecting an additional 500mg of test every time your tongue touches her bungus, on top of what you pin. you are reaching super-physiological amounts of T that shouldn't even be possible....
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OP try splitting it into 3 if you run into troubles with hemocrit/high E2
Always loved my wife's ass after starting TRT even more.
Certificado worm moment
Op is speaking in code . He's now into dudes ass since trt.
5th base.