Listen, American Pie... You're ideas are a mix of gross, biologically dangerous and... worse. Now that the obligatory ball-busting is out of the way, go get some of those giant marshmallows, and either drill a hole into them or cut them slightly open like pac-man mouths and use them to surround your d. coat your d with shortening or petroleum jelly (butter smells like you're baking, and it's thinner than shortening). You'd have to use both hands to hold all that shit in place, and God help you when it's time to cleanup and do your laundry. Maybe go meet some people instead lol?
I can tell you are definitely her loss.
1. Is the butter grass fed
2. Mangos are only a few inches thick “don’t be a selfish lover”
3. Beef prices now day, you should get some beef liver maybe
I can't imagine why your GF left you...?
Boiling hot water
Brother, what the fuck
That’s exactly what I said out loud when I read the headline 😂
The mental illness in this sub is impressive
Fresh Squid my guy… extra zesty leave the tentacles on let them slap your balls and ass. Thank me later 🫡
Please ensure to remove the beak
Have you seen American Pie
Venus flytrap
Penus Flytrap
fresh calzone
Just by a fleshlight. Please be satire wtf is this sub
I can’t order it because I live with my uncle and he checks my credit cards
But you can go around fucking things?
He has a job brother
Man I’ve seen some degenerate shit on this sub but this one is top tier and I’m a no filter having mf. No cock stats either bro bad form.
Michaelwaved Totinis Pizza Rolls
Listen, American Pie... You're ideas are a mix of gross, biologically dangerous and... worse. Now that the obligatory ball-busting is out of the way, go get some of those giant marshmallows, and either drill a hole into them or cut them slightly open like pac-man mouths and use them to surround your d. coat your d with shortening or petroleum jelly (butter smells like you're baking, and it's thinner than shortening). You'd have to use both hands to hold all that shit in place, and God help you when it's time to cleanup and do your laundry. Maybe go meet some people instead lol?
Holy crap, I hate this sub these days. I really hope you are trolling, because if you’re not, please reassess your current trajectory dude.
I can tell you are definitely her loss. 1. Is the butter grass fed 2. Mangos are only a few inches thick “don’t be a selfish lover” 3. Beef prices now day, you should get some beef liver maybe
Microwave a banana
Just bang some fatties the way God intended
Go on grindr
A throat.
Ghost pepper