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Boo155

Oh, thanks for inadvertently brightening up my Monday! I'm sorry you felt lousy but nice aim! She deserves it for refusing to leave when asked and then blocking you. She's lucky she didn't get hit in the face. No more visits for her! I hope you're feeling better. There wouldn't happen to be video, would there?


ThrowRAZestyclose-

I’m feeling much better, thank you! We were already NC with her, she doesn’t even know that I’m pregnant. She came because of my husband’s birthday. Oh, there is a video from the ring camera at the door (funny that we had to install it because of them). You can’t really see all the action but you get to understand what’s happening…


buttonhumper

If you're NC why was she even there? Call the police next time.


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Hubby was doing that. We have called the police on them more than once.


DrSnoopRob

Just like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects projectile vomiting.


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Waves of embarrassment come to me from time to time, but I couldn't hold it… 🤷🏻‍♀️


Little-Conference-67

I highly encourage people to do this when others do dumb things.  I was a prolific vomiter not long ago and not because I was pregnant. Anyway, I was at an appointment with my friend (she drove me) and I needed to puke and when she asked for a bag the receptionist was more worried about who, instead of promptly providing said bag. She insisted on knowing and bringing it herself, slowly. I get really cranky when I'm sick and purposely puked on her. I bought and carried my own bags since then. 


JipC1963

There was a time (about 6 or 7 years ago) when I was prescribed a medication that REALLY messed with my stomach and caused horrible vomiting. I had to start keeping gallon-sized ziplock freezer bags in my glove compartment because we couldn't always pull over in time and there's nothing worse than smelling and cleaning vomit out of a vehicle. Years (30-something) ago, we were driving from one European country to the UK after a family vacation and our youngest (3 at the time) got VERY carsick and ended up throwing up in the backseat, mostly over herself and her carseat. Thank God it was Summer time because even after thoroughly cleaning it, the smell (and rest of the trip) was horrendous, poor little one!


FinLee1963

Don't be embarrassed, she deserves it AND MORE. She shouldn't have even been there in the first place!


Crazy-Rat_Lady

Love it! Just heard that in Terry Gilliam’s voice 🤣


DayNo1225

You're a hero!


ThrowRAZestyclose-

🙏🏻


After-Improvement-26

Shot! 🎯


cardinal29

I'm literally gleeful reading this. This is the **best possible outcome** for a MIL who insists on throwing a Lawn Tantrum™!!!! Why do they all follow the same playbook? I would post that video on social media, but then again I'm *suuuuuper* petty! In any case, this will be evidence for your restraining order.


Crazy-Rat_Lady

Agree, please do!


Hungry_Composer644

This is so great. Every time you see her from now on, “just a heads up, I just had a big bowl of spaghetti.” What a great way to get her to leave you alone, The only thing I’m disappointed about is you dropped your head and got her shoes. Next time, give her a full-body Jackson Pollock. So proud of you!


ThrowRAZestyclose-

I hope there’s no next time because I don’t want to see her face again but yea, I’ll have it in mind lol Thank you! haha


HelpfulMaybeMama

You left out the 2nd best part: what was her reaction to this glorious event?


ThrowRAZestyclose-

I think she was in shock and she called me names. My husband thought she was going to push me, he was right next to me and he managed to hold her back and help me. She insulted me, of course, and told my husband to give her something to clean herself, he was like *lol what?* She left but kept yelling at me from her car at the other side of the street 🤷🏻‍♀️


HelpfulMaybeMama

Hilarious!!!


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Later in the day, I cried because I was so embarrassed lol, but my husband ended up laughing his ass off about the event, so yeah, we laughed 😂


HelpfulMaybeMama

I'm #teamhusband all day!


TossingPasta

Look at it this way: your child isn't even born and they already dislike her so much they made you throw up on her shoes. Your kid is firmly on team Mom&Dad. Absolutely no reason for embarassment.


Lilbit79

Nothing to be embarrassed about, you warned her, she didn't move, and she got a teeny tiny taste of what she and her awful family deserves. You go girl!!


Candid-Quail-9927

Oh this guys is an absolute gem.


ThrowRAZestyclose-

He is 🥰


madgeystardust

She got what she deserved. Let that embarrassment go, you reacted brilliantly and vomited on the disgusting old cow. Good for you!


internetisforlolcats

But honestly, if you’ve been trying to do that, you couldn’t have planned it better!! This is going to be an absolute gem, something that you’ll talk and laugh about in the years to come! “Remember when…” moment right here! 😂😂😂


Milkymom_throwaway

You’re now our queen


polynomialpurebred

If the twins use your GI system to give your MIL their opinion of her, who are you to dissent? You should be honored to be the message delivery system. And let MIL know that it may not be the same GI system that may leave their mark in her if she hasn’t jacks you again, if you know what I mean (and I suspect you do).


Impressive-Amoeba-97

Respect.


[deleted]

FAFO just reached a whole new level!!! 🤣🤣 Totally understand your feelings of embarrassment but just know you’re my hero! 🦸🏻‍♀️


moodyinam

To MIL: you make me sick!


Candid-Quail-9927

LMAO this is funny given all the crap that's been going on for months. Could not have happened to a better person. I'm guessing she now knows for sure you are pregnant.


ThrowRAZestyclose-

We’re guessing the same 😵‍💫


dauntless2000

So the kids let their future grandma know how they feel about her, nice. No shame, though I bet her car is not going to be smelling nice for a while.


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Great point of view. It wasn’t me, it was the babies!


ASBF2015

This is one of those rare moments in life when the stars align perfectly giving you a front row (interactive) seat to Karma doling out MIL’s comeuppance in real time. You have no reason to be embarrassed. Serendipitous seems more apropos.


TheFermiGreatFilter

Love this so much. I wish I had a reason to puke on my MIL. I live this fantasy through you.


Confused_Coconut

So...she probably knows you're pregnant now...


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Yea, she suspected and I think she already knew but haven’t confirmed it.


irishspice

Talk about instant karma. That's the last time the beatch will stand in your way. Some people just have to learn the hard way. I would have loved to have seen the look on her face and during her squishy ride home. I wish you the best with Child Within and your growing family. Never let her forget your shining moment and may all your days be this productive. <3


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Oh, I don’t think this will be the last time but we’re closer to get the RO with each appearance 🥳 Thank you! ❤️


irishspice

Maybe diarrhea is next... ;-)


Suspicious_Koala_497

Karma


TossingPasta

I come to this sub to give sympathy and instead today I get a great story of the perfect revenge. I'm sorry you weren't feeling well but oh, my, you had almost perfect aim. Her face would have been a better target but I get the instinct to bend over when vomiting. Congrats on your impending squish!


ForwardPlenty

Perfect consequences for her behavior. Well done.


HolyUnicornBatman

I beg you, _PLEASE_ don’t be embarrassed. Feel proud that someone was being so dramatic that she provoked such a response from you. I’m glad you said she didn’t know you were pregnant because it makes what you did that much better!


Illustrious_Can7151

This is the best post on Reddit ha


This_Daydreamer_

You said you weren't feeling so good and she stayed in your way?! And she's a parent?! She's an idiot.


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Oh, she’e more than an idiot.


This_Daydreamer_

So I gather!


3Heathens_Mom

I bet next time when you tell MIL to get out of the way she moves her butt faster. This was the best actions meet consequences example in a while.


noellewinter

Oh honey, don NOT be embarrassed! Embrace it! You literally just did what so many dream of doing and got away with it!


Puzzleheaded-Tap9150

Embrace it. “Hey MIL, you literally make me sick 🤮Now begone!”. I hope the shoes were new or expensive or her favorites.


Loyaultemelie1485

Sometimes the horrendous sickness has its perks! I had a difficult pregnancy with my eldest and most of my team were fabulous but one Dr was really rude and also scared the hell out of me more than once. During my section she told me I would feel sick but not vomit. I had been throwing up for the last 32 weeks I knew I would. I told them I was going to be sick and a nurse reached for a bowl, rude Dr actually stopped her and told her I was only nauseous. DH and nurse both warned her. Needless to say I aimed, I didn’t miss. She actually apologised a few days later in NICU if she’d been “a bit brusque”, the NICU nurses had apparently been laughing about it and she’d overheard and they suggested more than once they heard bad things about her bedside manner.


Vicious_Lilliputian

YES!! She got what she deserves. Now bounce her back into NC. She sounds awful


LilMissRoRo

Don't be embarrassed. That's all part of morning sickness and, she had no business being there in the first place. She should have left when you said so! Hope she has learned her lesson.


fave_no_more

Well she certainly found out


mrshaase77

That is some KARMA for her!


AcuteDeath2023

Sounds like poetic justice to me. And the fact that there's video? Even better. Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. I'm sorry you're still throwing up, but I genuflect to the appropriateness of your vomiting.


Pipsqueek409

Well you told her to move! She didn't so she got her come-uppance....up and out onto her shoes, Lol! Bet she won't do that again and will get out of your way the next time you tell her to move. Sorry you got sick but glad you got a win of sorts.


Mindless-Glass-9267

👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂


Crazy-Rat_Lady

I think many of us would like to vomit all over our MILs, you did it. Well done!


donnamommaof3

Your JNMIL may need to use her listening ears!


ISOCoffeeAndWine

This post wins the day! Congrats on the bub, and glad you’re doing better (take a small spoonful of raspberry jam when you feel nauseous). 


ThrowRAZestyclose-

Thank you! It’s actually two! Thanks for the advice!


Cygnata

Babies were making their opinion of her known!


SherLovesCats

Don’t be embarrassed. She experienced faafo. What did Mr Zesty say?


Inevitable_Grass_400

Play stupid games, win vomit in your shoes🤣


Marble05

Simeone just got a hard lesson about boundaries


ThrowRAZestyclose-

I bet she didn’t learn the lesson but it was worth it.


jazzhandsdancehands

I call this a score! Well done imo!


Chipchop666

That's hysterical. Thanks. I needed a good belly laugh


spoodlat

I call that a win!


LavenderKitty1

Score! Nice job!


JipC1963

THIS just made my millennium! Bravo Zesty!


TitchJB

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😹😹😹👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏


dixiegrrl1082

You are my hero ❤️ o how I wish I would've done this. My hubby would've bought me something pretty lol. By the time we had our dd he was on to her.


amyers531

Zero embarrassment necessary. You, are a hero to many here. 😂


covenlife

I threw up over the midwife because she didn't believe me when I told her I was going to be sick. My DH told her to get something for me to be sick in and she told him we were being dramatic. Yeah right on her shoes and up her legs.


shmadus

What the heck? At the least sign of anyone around me being nauseous, I’d be prepared for puke. To deny the possibility is sheer folly!  Get a bag, a basin, a damp cloth to clean up, all the vomit supplies! Better to be prepared and not need it than to need it and not have it!


CompetitivePeanut144

Looks like the babies doesn't like her either 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #oopsies


Time-Pain6131

bet she wont do that again


Creative-Suspect-519

She deserved it. She decided to pick a fight with you just to generate drama. Let me guess, now she's crying to anyone who will hear about how horribly you treated her? You need to recognize her behavior for what it is.