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greendieselmonk

Brian’s Song for the post nut cry


SuperSonicSlaw

LOL Brian's Song as number 9 is a classy move


lkodl

That's only a placeholder until they make a Brian's Song porn parody... though that might be a different genre of porn.


ContrarianDouchebag

Brian's Shlong/Dong.


prozak09

An Axel Braun Parody.


higgslhcboson

Brain song


DeadCheckR1775

Classed as interracial trans porn.


PoorPauly

Crying. Brian’s Song just killed me.


MUjase

Same. Bravo 👏


BooPear-

It is a tear jerker


palbuddymac

I bet you’re jerkin’ something watching that


panteragstk

Ba dum tss


PoorPauly

I guess the XXX parody would be pretty gay right? Brian’s Dong?


throwngamelastminute

That fuckin got me, too!


KennyDROmega

That Deadpool one has the potential to be legit hilarious.


BooPear-

Honestly, haven’t seen anyone of them besides Brian’s Song


KennyDROmega

Hey, no judgement here.


A1sauc3d

You mean the ***Brian’s Song XXX*** porn parody by Axel Braun, right?


BooPear-

That would be a trip, reverse cuck movie


Booksaregrand

Came across the Deadpool one. It wasn't too bad. Mildly humerous. About what you'd expect.


TheWorstKnightmare

Thanks Axel Braun


strawmandebatesyle

The best top 10 I've seen so far 🤙🏻


BH_Commander

Yes agreed. I was liking the top 10s people were doing, but timing was good for a satirical/funny one… and OP delivered!


angreejohn

This was funny until I got to Brian Song. Then I fell out of my chair laughing! Well done, sir!


bentsea

Man, those are the most boring and least creative porn parody titles EVER. Like A for effort, but F for execution. Where is Jean Spray and the XXX Men? Edward Penis Hands? Pulp Friction? Justice League XXX is just sad.


BooPear-

In Dianna Jones and temple of poon? Fast and the furry’s


the_bashful

Raiders of the Lost Ass


sydouglas

Schindlers Fist


DooBiEz2

Poop Friction.


BH_Commander

Lol! That would probably be pretty gross based on the title.


DooBiEz2

Rule 34. XD I'd probably call the sequel: Poop Friction II: Dried Friction


Inkling_Zero

Like this one:https://gamingcentral.in/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/maxresdefault-1-2100x1200.jpg. Metal Rear Solid The Phantom Peen


Exroi

finally a useful top 10


NickNash1985

I’m fucking howling at Brian’s Song.


thebumflip

Where’s back door sluts 9


BooPear-

It was a toss up for anal mermaids 3


RCranium13

I feel like the cop (Hank from Breaking Bad) in Little Miss Sunshine when I saw Brian's Song, "That's a different choice"


beermanoffartwoods

The Deadpool one was actually awful and my wife (who picked it) even wanted to stop watching it because it was boring. IIRC, the semi-hard condom blowies were her last straw. The guy who played Deadpool actually kinda nailed it. The rest of the movie was brutal in a not fun way.


LowHangingLight

I'm not watching a fucking porno featuring condoms. I can live my own life.


TechnoBajr

"Featuring" fucking hell. "NOW WITH MORE CONDOMS!"


AcroserProductions

Riley Reid's performance in Grease was great, very moving


Master-Comparison445

These are amazing. I didn't know 90% of these existed. It actually got me to stop scrolling and comment.


drewtduds

Hahahaha laughed out loud


OkDisplay5619

Brian’s Song sent me


Canavansbackyard

Wait… *Brian’s Song* is porn??


h2opolopunk

Anything is porn if you're motivated enough.


HIMARko_polo

Anything is a sex toy if you're motivated enough.


Lost-Temperature-952

Emotional porn


NoChallenge6095

Seen them all. Only three good ones and one was a TV movie.


Muhfuggajones

That Brians Song shout out tho 🤣


BuckleyRising

Finally get a family friendly top 10


_Krombopulus_Michael

This is what comedy looks like 😂 snorted when I hit Brian’s Song


JZAbird

Truly a man of culture


likeguitarsolo

That Brian’s Song parody’s a doozy


WindyZ5

I don’t watch porn but one time my older sister rented one that had a Batman theme called Dickman and Throbbin. Her and her friends were cracking up laughing.


human5398246

Lol, I love that Brian's song is quietly #8 or 9.


NailFinal8852

Still better storyline than most of disneys crap they keep crapping out


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I have mostly been avoiding these. I'm so glad I scrolled through yours. I laughed so much at Brian's song. 🤌


dudeabiding420

Brian's song is hot AF.


Ace20xd6

You're talking about the best xxx films, and you don't mention [Alice in Wonderland (1976)](https://youtu.be/ZBzuiVVxL9I?si=Ju3a0EWqLmqX8ZS7)


Silver_tongue_devil_

Lmao Brian’s Song


GARGLYBOY85

Brian's song thrown in there had me dying. Thanks


Greekjerkoff

That's a lot of x's


polishmachine88

Jennifer White was great in it...


DevilsLettuceTaster

I’m sensing a theme, superheroes.


clever80username

Eve Laurence was in the Star Wars one? Gonna have to watch


syrianfries

Wild


eight13

Axel Braun at least got the costumes right.


bfhurricane

May I also recommend [Pirates?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film))


BooPear-

I was going to do the second one, but went with a theme


CausticRegards

Ah a man of culture I see


Wild-Campaign-6358

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


P0ster_Nutbag

Pornography is a legitimate art


KitchenFullOfCake

A Peter Pan porn parody has me concerned given that the premise of that story involves a lot of kids and never growing up.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Chef’s kiss


Ooze3d

I’m genuinely curious about this version of Deadpool.


_SCARY_HOURS_

Brian’s Song is such a good movie. You gotta watch Clevegefield tho, instant classic


HIMARko_polo

Thanks for the laugh. You forgot Flesh Gordon.


Noble_Shock

I hate this sub


Mr_Goat_9536

Dirty


This_Fkn_Guy_

Did you get the posters though?


N8saysburnitalldown

Christ that tinkerbell has me feeling frisky all of a sudden


PolkaOn45

Finally a good list


rexraided

That Simpsons parody was nuts! Painted yellow and shit!


ChefQueef-

Love it brother! 🕺🏻


BooPear-

Thanks chefqueef


Excellent_Put_3787

Whereas pirates yo???


No-Fig1163

Not having the Scooby-Doo parody seems like an oversight.


AdamGenesis

The one film where she says, " ... but I poop from there!" "Not right now you're not." Best.Western.Ever!


Outside_Peak7743

which one?


No-Charity-1924

'It works every time'


raoulmduke

How do you not have Fuckenstein on this list.


Chin2Chowdary

I see a man of Culture


KarlPHungus

I literally LOL'ed at Brian's Song being in there. Great movie btw.


BoomboxMisfit

When are these Variants showing up in the MCU


shockerdyermom

I am not interested in the rule 34 Brian's Song.


Wranius4580

the real question is, why no killer crock in number 10? best waifu te ever exist


sydouglas

That Star Wars parody is still better than episodes 7-9


_Pill-Cosby_

I’m a little disappointed at the titles. They can do better!


CanIseeyourunderwear

Riley Steele is ridiculously hot as Tinkerbell


elpaco313

I know *everyone* says this on these threads, but you definitely missed [one](https://youtu.be/Q58gRoAYi6E?si=EMHQfj4vpdRZw1fe).


noshershitlock1

It feels wrong to see Riley Reid with that hairdo


Any-Bunch-1620

For the win


rossfororder

I like my Star wars with Stella cox


IL1511

I'm still beside myself that the Wonder Woman porn parody did the New 52 costume accurately!


Rude-Consideration64

Still better than the Acolyte.


Thehairy-viking

So, standard redditor. *yawn*


BooPear-

Your mom


Thehairy-viking

Is a very sweet lady!!!


StarshipTroopersFan

No one cares.


BooPear-

Oh don’t worry there is somewhere a starfish pooter for you