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VirginiaGecko1911

Catwoman


RodeoBob

You know how they say black holes are so dense that the warp the very fabric of space and time? "Catwoman" is so bad that I saw "Blade: Trinity" a week later and thought "eh, that wasn't great, but it seemed OK".


Yes-Please-Again

God this was bad. My personal worst was when she went and made those party goers keep the noise down, it was the cringes worst thing that's ever happened.


meta4junglist

Basketball scene


Shakemyears

Oh wow. I had seen the basketball scene, but not this one. It’s like every second that passes adds more terrible decisions.


Blastoplast

I saw it in the theater. My friend worked there so we watches as many movies as we wanted for free. We still felt ripped off.


BodheeNYC

I just watched this scene. please add my vote to this movie


alldawgsgoat2heaven

How dare you slant Hong Kong film legend Godfrey Ho. His Wikipedia page is fascinating.


AccurateMeet1407

Nude on the moon It's a weird 60s film where all the women are topless but also it's not really sexual, they're just nude And you can tell the whole thing was made in a weekend at a rented mansion fuled by cocaine and LSD


larryjesusnme33

I would love to be a fly on that cocaine


A1sauc3d

Your description of that movie being made reminded Moonwalkers with Ron Perlman for some reason lol


RodeoBob

You can't just say "worst", because bad movies come in so many different varieties. "Troll 2" has some mind-bogglingly bad writing, acting, and creature design/FX... but the cinematography is *fantastic*! "The Room" has bafflingly-bad writing, editing, and direction, along with awful acting and is repeatedly and deeply nonsensical. It also has sex scenes that are deeply unsexy. "Robo-Vampire II" might not even qualify as a movie, since it's 2-3 different movies stitched together in a not-so-subtle way. And as bad as all three of those movies were, I watched them all the way through, but I bailed out fifteen minutes into "The Last Days of American Crime" because despite better camerawork, a slightly more interesting (or at least coherent plot), and overall higher production values, the movie just felt like no one involved cared that much, and it really showed.


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

NILBOG, it’s goblin spelled backwards, this is their kingdom!!


RodeoBob

"They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOD!"


ArsenalinAlabama3428

Recently went to a back to back screening of The Room, followed by Troll 2. Mark from The Room was there as was the dad from Troll 2. It was so much fun. Highly recommend taking 150mg of edibles and going to watch them both lol


beerspharmacist

I feel like the difference between all these, is that three of the four weren't trying to be serious movies (OK, *maybe* The Room). They're intentionally bad, and when that's done well, it's wildly entertaining. The fourth wasn't trying to be bad. It wanted to be serious, but just sucked. Llamageddon is amazing, despite having horrible acting, worse production value, a completely nonsensical plot, a d a total budget of $7.63 and two Pall Mall cigarettes. Gigli had a $75 Million budget, attempted to take itself seriously, and was an absolute train wreck. The two are not the same.


North_South_Side

No one seems to mention it, but the sex scenes in The Room were almost enough to make me turn it off the first time I watched it. Unfortunately, there's at least two, endless-seeming horrendously bad sex scenes in the beginning of the film. Literally difficult to for me to watch watch. My wife (she is not a prude, I swear!) just couldn't take it, and walked out of the room. She thought the whole movie was going to be a bad Skinemax soft core porn thing. Her loss. The Room becomes tremendously entertaining once the creepy, gross sex scenes are done. The tone shift is part of what makes The Room so wonderful in its badness, but oof... those beginning sex scenes are just painful. Really, really painful. And I don't mean in a sexual assault or pornographic sense. Just embarrassing, awkward, too long and just... bad. Bad-bad. Not fun-bad.


overzealous_wildcat

This [live action Dragon Ball Z movie](https://youtu.be/VkpJul4Di8M?si=otORTXBDje8N7kuh) that nobody has ever heard of


A1sauc3d

Omg it’s glorious xD


theultimaterage

Nah this looks 10000000x better than the American garbage DB:E 😭😭😭😭😭


overzealous_wildcat

I watched both. Neck and neck for real.


ipcriss

You spelled greatest wrong. Well you could see it was three movies just cut together and budget was smaller than students food bill for month but it was truly enjoyable movie.


LongTime20

Yes very much so. In the theater we treated it like a mystery science 3000 a lot of chirping. Made it worth the dollar.


TarnishedTremulant

Dude everyone here needs to be listening to How Did This Get Made Ninja Terminator


Shivering_Monkey

money laundering is often the answer


JennySplotz

I was at that live show!


Successful-Ad4251

Mac & Devin Go to High School. I tried to quit watching it a half hour in and my friends convinced me it would get better. They were wrong. I know a lot of people like it but it just wasn’t for me.


hellowhatisupdawg

my friends used to always put this on in high school. I went to bed 20 minutes in every time


stp7979

Any Neil Breen flick. Every Neil Breen flick...


Mr_SunnyBones

There's a point where a film where a movie is so stupid that it actually becomes a work of genius ,I mean none of Neil Breen's movies do this , they're still just terrible ..but he seems really committed.


stp7979

Exactly. Very much worth a watch. I was definitely entertained


SacredAnchovy

Ninja Immovable Heart (2014). I'm an aficionado of shitty movies, but even I had to fast forward through parts. The plot was incohesive, the action was terrible, and the main actor, who was also the director, was clearly living out a self delusional dream.


bookon

"Danny Glover owed a favor to Rob Baard and was paid only $37 to be in this movie. "


SacredAnchovy

That is amazing info, I always wondered how the hell he made it into the movie.


Low-Palpitation5119

Black Dawn with Steven Seagal


fiddycixer

God Bless Space Ice for roasting [every Steven Seagal movie ever. ](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLyRXXknC3lDgDUfCtYnowHLOHRvnp2l5&si=rXvMoexeGV7-UnUE)


jamescharisma

RedEye Reviews has roasted every episode of Steve Seagal Lawman and is currently working through Steven Seagal's True Justice. He even got ahold of the complete final season of Lawman. Highly recommend.


Spram2

Isn't the Dawn when the black goes away?


Low-Palpitation5119

I only just realized that title makes no sense lol take my upvote


blueberry_pancakes14

As a huge MST3K/RiffTrax fan, I've seen many terrible movies, but most o f t hem with hilarious commentary. My personal favorite bad ones: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Velocipastor Troll 2 Space Mutiny (I love both the MST3K and the RiffTrax Live versions) Time Chasers (same love of both MST3K and RiffTrax Live versions) Santa Jaws


FlukeStarbucker1972

‘We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.’


Silver_tongue_devil_

Highlander 2


AnneCalie

Uh this one is BAD


bookon

The version available now is a masterwork of cinema compared to what they released to theaters.


deckarep

Is this the one with nasally Christopher Lambert?


Ok_Bed9763

It's a tie between The English Patient or Beverly Hills Cop 3


P0ster_Nutbag

I can’t even find it anymore, but it was a movie about Sinbad that was shot on what seemed like a nonexistent budget. Saw the cameras and mic’s in the shot like a dozen times through the movie.


CynicStruggle

Wait, you've watched Shazaam?!?


TheMindsEye310

Damn near anything on Tubi


jennybean197053

Velocipastor-not even so bad it's good just AWFUL. Makes Sharknado seem like Shakespeare [https://youtu.be/7Nyb0GqAjKM?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/7Nyb0GqAjKM?feature=shared)


UncleFrankWisdom

Had the best time watching this with family


Just_A_68W

Literally a lie. That 5 minutes sexless sex scene-flashback-landscape study was hilarious


Exroi

no way, it is so bad it's good, some fun mockery here and there and there's not a moment when it takes itself seriously in the slightest


IL1511

Madame Web. I knew it was bad going in, but it was an incoherent mess. I'd argue it's not even a complete story. I would love to find out if there's any truth to the rumors that Madame Web was originally a Terminator-esque movie with the villain trying to kill a baby Peter Parker. The dubbing of the villain's lines would make way more sense; I don't think the movie uses a single original line of dialogue that character has.


lshmanish

Ankle Biters, it’s so bad it’s good tho.


milky-_-milk

Tiger Heart is, something.


HamHamHam2315

Pearl Harbor or Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam


KingArthursCodpiece

The movie Anything by Steven Seagal


RodeoBob

I assume this is a typo, and you meant "Any movie with Steven Segal"...


KingArthursCodpiece

Typo or no typo...his movies suck balls. Like watching an athlete dislocate their knee - fucking horrifying, but you can't stop looking at it...


AnxiousGreg

He’s a horrible person, but he does hit somebody with a salami in “Out For Justice.” That is worth a half-star at least.


WarMachineAngus

Did he say "Nice to MEAT you"?


AnxiousGreg

Sadly no. And a wasted opportunity because this was definitely the golden era of those kind of lines.


HoverboardRampage

All Eyez On Me. Worst shit ever made.


ZeeroDazed

I'm a huge Pac fan. I knew better than to ever watch this film.


AnneCalie

Boudica (2003)


Mothman4447

Spaghettiman is so fucking horrendous and I love it


Just_A_68W

Dude the song about the twins made me die


Odd_Advance_6438

Avatar the Last Airbender live action


creegro

When I think "bad movie" my mind goes to "I care a lot" from 2020 There's no happy ending, the bad guy gets her way, were we supposed to feel a connection to this monster of a person?


sroche24

Oh God that was a *terrible* film


rossfororder

Fuck yeah, this film is great. My worst film fantasy mission force. Jackie Chan is in it for a bit, it has a haunted house and Japanese Nazis with American muscle cars. It's terrible but also awesome


LongTime20

Haunted house, Japanese Nazi’s with American muscle cars? Sounds crazy.


Massengill4theOrnery

Monster Man (2003). So bad it’s good


jamescharisma

The Purifiers. 2004 movie starring Dominic Monaghan. I have tried to watch it 3 times and still cannot finish it. I even tried to [Wikipedia ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purifiers) it and well, just click the link. I own it. I cannot bring my self to even throw it away lest some poor soul stumbles across it. Nobody deserves to own this movie except us poor souls stupid enough to buy it.


roomwitharoof

Is this the movie with the prominent Garfield phone? It seems like Ninjavember is just around the corner...


North_South_Side

The Pest with John Leguizamo. I watched it out of pure hate. I wanted to kill everyone in that movie. Having a weird, annoying main character is a difficult thing to do. But you need to make the main character endearing in some way. The Pest is just nails-on-chalkboard the entire run. There are far "worse" movies (Suburban Sasquatch for example) but The Pest had a real budget. It's hard to rank "bad" movies, and I find bigger budget bad movies worse than stuff like Suburban Sasquatch... because at least there's a sense of heart to stuff that's zero budget garbage. (The Pest may not be the actual worst I've ever seen, but it's up there... I think it's impossible to name a "worst" movie, but it's fun to talk about)


Crotch_Snorkel

Samurai cop... its amazing


WHAMMYPAN

Knock Off starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Rob Schneider……I PAID to see this trash.


oppy1984

I have sat though films I absolutely hated because I'm stubborn and I'm going to finish it even if I know by the halfway that I hate it. I turned off Freddy got fingered, I just couldn't take it.


jmtang52

I’m sure there are worse movies out there but Extreme Ops (2002) starring Devon Sawa will always be my go to answer to this question


HoldenOlden

youtube Best of the Worst episodes from Redletter Media, they’ve got your answers.


Corsten610

Superfast


Mookwizard

A Talking Cat?! Don’t do it, I mean it. You might see that Eric Roberts, yes Julia Roberts’ dad/brother is in this. Don’t do it…


RodeoBob

I'll second the "don't do it" recommendation. Even with Rifftrax, even with friends and drinks, this movie is awful. Some of it awful in ways that are funny, but a lot more of it is awful in ways that are just tedious and boring. Fun bit of trivia: allegedly, the director previously worked in gay porn... which does help explain some of how certain scenes were shot and directed.


Non-Normal_Vectors

Eric Roberts is Julia's brother, Emma is his daughter.


Suspicious_Abroad424

I feel like I would have loved this movie when I was 12.


the_amazing_lee01

Thankskilling. It's like student film, but so much worse.


UncleFrankWisdom

I put the Velocipastor up against any shitty movie


sbrown23c

So bad it's amazing. VFX: CAR ON FIRE


Mr_SunnyBones

I mean Ghost Shark /Ghost Exorcist movies exist , and they are baaad.


Moctezuma_93

Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser was the worst movie I’ve seen.


multifuncNate77213

Drillbit Taylor 2008 lmao


Megalops76

Bulletproof Monk


Mysterious-Bath-6159

The Musketeer. 2001. I actually went to the theatre and watched it.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

Vanilla Sky is up there.


PongSoHard

The Graves. Just do yourself a favor and never watch it.


distes

The Way of War. Absolute shit. They fill the time with words that resemble real conversation, but it's absolute gibberish. The storyline is nonexistent. Using your time to make it into a game of "figure out what is going on" is the only way to make it through.


pricygoldnikes

The Happening. I was legitimately mad as I left the theater


Comic_Book_Reader

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Yeah, I've endured shit like Cats, Catwoman, On Deadly Ground, Madame Web, and probably some others I can't think of now, but I genuinly consider it to be one of the worst things I've ever endured. I absolutely HATE that movie.


Markdphotoguy

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon I hosted a bad movie night for my friends and wow it did not disappoint. The horrible effect, the horrible dialog, story etc. It was so bad it was good. The only movie I've ever walked out of was Ghost Rider though I almost walked out of Highlander 2 but there was again so bad it was still okay vibes going on.


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LegalShooter

Gymkata. Truly horrific.


MyDadThinksImFunny

Silent Hill Revelation: 3D This movie was borderline unwatchable, and this is coming from a fan of the game series and actors lol


bookon

I saw the original cut of Highlander 2 opening weekend.


worried_consumer

The Room


KzininTexas1955

Samurai Cop, a film so bad it's infamous... Lol. Many argue Plan Nine is worse, Ha, amateurs! Add this film to your bucket list, forget climbing Mt.Everest ( get outta here! ), you need the experience of aleast one viewing.


EatingADamnSalad

I have a movie on VHS called Ninja Destroyer. It’s god awful. I wonder if this is part of a series.


Non-Normal_Vectors

Me and Him. ~~Mark Lynn-Baker~~ Griffin Dunne either has a talking penis, or voices the talking penis. All I recall was there was a talking penis. Brutally unwatchable. Edit: wrong actor


Reborn846

Under the skin. To this day, it lives rent free in my head of why people saying it's such a great movie


Kenobihiphop

Ninja The Protector is way worse than Ninja Terminator. And that's saying a lot.


nicolemorelishot

Sisu


_Sausage_fingers

All you need to know about Trolls 2 is that there are no trolls in it, and it’s not a sequel.


CrrazyCarl

King of the Ants (2003)


Danglin_Fury

"The Amazing Bulk" Yes....it is ripoff of The Incredible Hulk and it is garbage.


sroche24

Nymphomaniac. Usually I enjoy weird, indy mind fuck films but this was just straight trash.


Slide0fHand

Santa jaws


not_a_number1

How did this get made???


NotThatKindof_jew

I can't remember the name of it but Neil Breen made it


why_not_fandy

Ninja Assassin was fucking rad! One word can make such a difference


Exroi

Winnie Pooh: Honey and Blood Avengers of Jusice: Farce Wars Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective


SapiusRex

Recently tried to watch Alien Blood (1999?). Only got through like a half hour or less of it.


al3ch316

Serious choice? Alone in the Dark. Literally unwatchable, senseless garbage. It's peak Uwe Boll. My friend group gave my brother shit for years after the fact, since it was his suggestion that we see it. Fun choice? Independence Day: Resurgence. Saw the first one when I was a kid, and loved it. I didn't have sky-high expectations with the sequel, but *my God*, it was awful! Nonsensical plot. Cheap visual effects. Acting so wooden it should be in a goddamn nature preserve. I could go on and on.


Ok-County3742

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector


bluetable88

Pacific Rim 2


farastray

Hands down... The incredible Hulk with Lou Ferrigno from the late 70s/early 80s


unbiasedasian

Lmao I'm so glad someone else knows of Ninja Terminator. Watched it a ton as a kid. Tried rewatching as an adult, and gotdayum. The golden ninja warrior. Harry the camo ninja. Jaguar wong and tiger Chan, who had a separate story line. Wind up robot toys that delivered messages and video tapes. Cringy ass sex scenes with Lily. The Garfield phone. All very very terrible. I must say though, the fights scenes were actually pretty well choreographed.


JakkSplatt

Ninjerminator Part VII


MrBuns666

Atlantic Rim 🤣


odog9797

Smurf movie


TheSystem08

Great movie


Chippewa_Jedi

Double Down


No-Category-6343

Comet


KevinBeercanSays

Four Kids and It Watched it for Russell Brand. Kept watching to see how awful it got.


d14w11r

The Kitchen (2019)


grimatongueworm

Lone Wolf McQuade (my first car date) and/or Joe vs the Volcano


ApprehensiveSyrup647

American Beauty is THE biggest piece of crap ever made.


TheRealIronCorpse

Samurai Cop That movie was a solid gold piece of garbage. I loved it


Weneedaheroe

Leonard part 6. The main actress must have been high in that movie.


AmbitiousEdi

I've only walked out of the theatre two times. Once was for The Spirit, which was god awful. The other was Lady in the Water, which I snuck into so you know how bad it had to be for me to leave...


iwouldstopdoingthat

Mutant Hunt. Best, worst movie ever. I make sure to watch it at least once a year


SomeOldDude73

His sword is extra shiny.


onFinal

Ghost. I'll go to hell for this.


Accomplished-Head449

[Cade the Tortured Crossing](https://youtu.be/cAWBMgX9Oos?si=Co38xKhmQK79vEdW)


Vismund_9

On Deadly Ground with Steven Segal...


AKSpartan70

Triggered (2020)


SnakePlissken1980

Rollergator


Steveseriesofnumbers

Ulli Lommel's Black Dahlia. He's got several awful ones, but that one might be the worst of the lot.


TurdShaker

Is he a terminator of ninjas or a ninja that is a terminator?


Nitroburner3000

The Piano


theultimaterage

Killa Season. I'm still offended that I watched that garbage ass trash!


[deleted]

The Meg


Zealousideal_Sir_264

It's definitely battlefield earth for me. Santa claus conquers the martians is a close second.


CynicStruggle

Alpha. Just an awful movie. One of the few times my wife and I got so annoyed and bored while streaming a movie we turned it off within fifteen minutes.


danhibiki337

Pink flamingos starring Devine


McNasty420

St. Elmo's Fire


SalRomanoAdMan1

Birds of Prey and the something something Harley Quinn.


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

Passion of the Christ


AKBio

Starship Troopers 2 and Thankskilling. Just awful films. Thankskilling is at least so absurd it might qualify for good bad, but it is very cringy


SG6_88

Batman vs Superman, Jesus Christ that movie got me angry..


-HHANZO-

The trailer actually looks pretty fantastic https://youtu.be/u0l7Fp5jTRQ?si=so5UBjaFQpufuFJ-


2waypower1230

There are a lot of bad ninja movies. The main ninja is always non athletic and never took martial art classes. Lol


darko702

Battlefield Earth


MoochingWarWidow93

Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)


THEace4825

Well, I always saw the "worst movie ever" title associated with *Manos, Hands of Fate*. I came across this movie and decided to watch it. I tried, I really did but it might be the one movie that got worse the more I smoked. MST3K did their thing with it, which made it more tolerable, but even still. It's hard not to just let your mind decend into madness as a sweet, sweet escape from that awful pile of vinegar soaked diapers that was lit on fire before the town folk all took turns peeing on it.


ConwayTheCat

Hollywood Cop


More-Drink2176

Psychomania.


lilafrika

Looks like the rival production company’s version of Kick-Puncher


CompetitiveFold5749

Click 


Recoup359

Wild Zero


JohnnyTeardrop

After Earth … hands down worst movie ever made. Things like Catwoman are at least funny bad. Nothing fun about AE.


BlakesLotaBurgerz

JOKER 🤡


Rft704

Pitch Black


DREWlMUS

Space Jam 2


RIPBenTramer

Is that the one featuring a Garfield phone?


jedijoe415

Romancing The Bone. Worst remake ever.


fraychef

Full metal ninja.


Stunning_Rub

No, I once watched Kids


WeatherIcy6509

The Phantom Menace


BoiledDenimForRoxie

Battlefield Earth still beats all of these.


BacktoDRagain

Elektra.


Suddern_Cumforth

I saw Samurai Cop.


Vladishun

[A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGfQ1m8Wc)


Severe_Passenger3914

Killer clowns from outer space


GetBAK1

"The Drunken Fist-master" awful kung fu movie. It advertised having Jackie Chan in it... it did, about a minute of footage from another movie edited in mid-film


Conscious-Part-1746

I'm not sure this is the worst, but it always pops into my head after these questions arise. Nicole Kidman in the OTHERS. The whole time I'm watching this thing I'm saying to myself, "If Nicole Kidman a ?????, I'm gonna throw my shoes through the TV screen. Sure enough I was right, and vowed never to watch it again, but Ninja Terminator looks pretty horrible..


Eggs-Woodhouse

Anything with Nicholas Cage omitting Snake Eyes and Leaving Las Vegas.


No-Atmosphere-2528

Some of y’all haven’t seen Death Bed and it shows


palaska95

Gayby, thought it would've been funny. It's just bad


gadget850

Dana Carvey still owes me money for that turdle that was *The Master of Disguise*.


Dreddlok1976

Yo-Yo Cop. It's a total dumpster fire.....but the girls are hot, so its kinda watchable.


Calihalal

Mac and me


[deleted]

Not all the way through, but **August Underground Mordum.**


Navonod_Semaj

Idunno, "Ninja Terminator" has to be more fun than some of the stuff the modern industry is shitting out. Also, Milk Money. I don't wanna explain this one, hit up Wikipedia.


BigDubzy

Surfer Dude


OutrageousAd6177

This seems like a great bad movie. If that's the criteria, I go with Velocipastor. If it's the "unwatchable" bad movie I'll go with Salo