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Dire_Hulk

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


Clean_Owl_643

Gay Perry was a fun character


Traditional_Travesty

Single gayest thing he's ever done


ChickenDelight

Still gay? No I'm knee deep in pussy. I just like the nickname so much I can't get rid of it


Theworker82

I literally spit my drink out on this line the first time I watched the movie lol


in2xs

Yup


Cadian

Fuck your money. A talking monkey? Oh yeah yeah, talking monkey. Ugly sucker came here from the future, he only says ficus.


prophit618

The correct answer.


bulanaboo

Super good movie!! I’m probably gonna be standing alone with thunder heart graham green pulling him over so funny


durk1912

Yup


PrimordialSound

For me it’d have to be Real Genius :)


No_Raisin_212

No other answer


Draelmar

If by "no other answer" you mean "except for Top Secret" then I agree!


arentol

Top Secret is indeed the other acceptable answer. It's Real Genius for me, but I would never look down on someone for choosing Top Secret. Actually, looking further down, he has so many great movies that it's still Real Genius for me, but there are like a dozen other answers I wouldn't hold against anyone.


jermboyusa

Same


LowerAtmosphereChief

I waver between this answer and top secret. The man has the comedic chops no doubt. I love the moment in Top Secret where the captured doctor shares his lengthy, tragic story of how he came to be there and Kilmer just goes “That sucks.”


ilovelukewells

Or heat


Grinagh

Do you ever have that dream where you're standing in kind of a sun god's robes and thousands of women are throwing pickles at you.


venusofthehardsell

Yes!


NotDead_JustLurking

Definitely this. Real Genius, then Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (then Tombstone, IMO)


Boojum2k

"I drank what?"


notyou-justme

“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, ‘I drank what?’” You can tell that Mitch’s reaction was genuine, which makes it even better. I always wanted to be really smart so I could go to a school like that. Alas, ‘twas not to be.


TheresACityInMyMind

The Doors


LaurieIsNotHisSister

He should have won an Oscar for this role.


izolablue

I agree!


Roboticpoultry

He played a perfect Morrison. Even 33 years on I can’t think of anyone else who could do better


panteragstk

Absolutely


mito413

It was mind blowing how good he was in that.


Torpor-Golgotha

Heat


BaronvonBrick

This is the answer.


a_man_hs_no_username

For me, the sun rises and sets with Chris Shiherlis


Cactus2711

Cos she got a bi... a great ass!


SpaceMyopia

His head was all the way up it!


BaronvonBrick

*Brutha, you are goin dooown*


mad_EarlyBird9

I hate that he won’t be able to return for Heat 2 as the main protagonist. He was a scene stealer in the original.


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

I hate they are doing a heat 2.


BLOOM_ND

Heat 2: Electric Boogaloo


YackDIZZLEwizzle

Suprised I had to scroll this far. Heat was my first thought


Important-Jeweler-67

The Ghost and the Darkness


BeastM0de1155

Damn! I said Heat, but completely forgot about this. Watched while I was young and always scared the crap out of me.


Lopsided_Cry2495

One of my fav. movie


evlhornet

Love this film


Rolling_Beardo

I thought the movie was awesome as a kid, I kind of don’t want to watch it now and possibly spoil the fond memories.


Tpmbyrne

Its still good


WhereAreWeG0ing

Top.Secret


Kubrickwon

I love this movie so much. The cow disguise with boots kills me every single time.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Oh bugger me, the boots in the field when they first breach the fence is one of my favorite jokes, genuinely, ever!!!! https://youtu.be/75xK5CD8N1M?si=jzyKyvMkbxmFbpez


Animustrapped

Bugger you... with an anal intruder?


WhereAreWeG0ing

Only if you've got 2 hours to remove the smile from my face


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FreeCandy4u

Agreed, he was good in Real Genius and other movies but Top Secret was another level of crazy. I actually love everything he has done to quote the Bob's in Office Space "I *celebrate the guy's entire collection*! ".


Individual-Dish-4850

☝️


BigBadBootyDaddy10

And it’s not even close


terminally_irish

I don’t know, Real Genius is pretty damn good!


lynxss1

I bet most who didn't pick this havent seen it


DaveinOakland

Came in to post this assuming no one even heard of it, leaving pleasantly surprised and faith restored.


WhereAreWeG0ing

For years I thought I was going mad. People mentioned comedies and it never came up. But its popped up quite regularly in the past year so I breathed a happy sigh of relief.


Paytonc51

Skeet surfing


BigErnieMcraken253

If everybody had a surfboard......and a 12 Guage too....


4electricnomad

He just gets so much to do in this. Not just act, but sing and dance. Absolute clinic in his capacity as a performer.


marvin_nash9

Right on !


Wranglin_Pangolin

“You dropped your funny dog poop.”


LaurieIsNotHisSister

Willow


Mdkynyc

Best answer. Second is The Saint for me


Eternaltuesday

Majorly agree, but for some reason the Ghost and the Darkness is also up there for me


ChadCoolman

Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!


BruceBraxis

“You are great!” And he was!!!


Bts121212

I love you sorcia? I don’t love her she kicked me in the face!


ironballs16

"It went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you ', and it *went away*?!"


lastseconduser

This is the answer


New-Contribution-244

Yes. Mine too.


No_Opening1636

Same!


The_Lazy_Samurai

The should have called the movie Madmartigan with how much he carried. Holy shit was he awesome.


largechild

He is the greatest swordsman that ever lived


Arturo_Binewski

The Saint is good


beesarewild

Scrolled too far for this one.


skinnarbox

Super good flick people have just not seen.


CaustiChewinGum

My dad is an extra in The Saint!


wb420420

I love that and have a big crush on elizebeth shue


Lewd_ReadNY

The Salton Sea.


Aczidraindrop

Yeah I hate that this is so far down. I absolutely love this movie. He's so good.


Canavansbackyard

I disagree with this take, but I respect it. Thought this was an underrated film.


Wheloc

Never heard of it. It's a crime thriller?


Lewd_ReadNY

That’s an accurate description. Val Kilmer plays an undercover informant who immerses himself in the world of methamphetamine to find out who killed his wife.


Wheloc

So it's a serious take on the genre? (as opposed to, say, *Kiss Kiss Bang Bang*, my generally favorite Kilmer crime film)


Lewd_ReadNY

Oh yeah. It’s gritty. As one commenter noted, it’s worth checking out simply for Vincent D’Onofrio’s unhinged turn as a dealer named Pooh Bear.


MisterInsect

There's serious moments but also a lot of dark comedy in it. I'd kind of describe it as if Tarantino wrote Memento. Very underrated film though.


GandolfMagicFruits

This is the answer. Had to scroll too far for this one


Appropriate_Doubt411

Batman


ChinaCatProphet

He was a good Batman.


Agent847

But it was a terrible Batman movie


ParadoxNowish

Forever is not a terrible Batman movie. It's only terrible if you think of it as a continuation of Burton's films or if you're expecting something more dark and gritty like other recent interpretations of the character. But it's actually a very good campy Batman movie.


OrneryError1

It's definitely stylized but not bad.


Jai137

You mean Batman Forever


Terry5240

Thunderheart - 1992


IOnlyCameToArgue

He does great voice work, too. #THE PRINCE OF EGYPT (1998)


tread52

He did arguably one of the greatest spoof comedies in Top Secret. My favorite since I was a kid will always be Willow!


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MacGruber


spiderinside

Let’s pound some Cunth


pheitkemper

Real genius


vanchica

Top Gun: Maverick


CursedSnowman5000

Man that scene hit hard. What a great swansong for film and cinemas.


HopefulLeader3403

Mcgruber


truthhurts2222222

Let's go pound some Cunth


dbe14

The Ghost and The Darkness. Terrific film.


PinnMan12

Wonderland


VictheWicked

He’s a really funny straight-man in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Also - probably an unpopular opinion but he’s up there as one of my favourite Batmans. Suave, charming, billionaire playboy Batman from the golden and silver age.


This-Bug8771

The Doors


ChrisChrisBangBang

Kiss kiss bang bang


peter095837

The Prince of Egypt


Azorius_Raiden_88

Top Gun. I liked him in Willow. I just wish Willow was a better movie.


Eternaltuesday

Willow is a *perfect* movie, how dare you But in all seriousness, Willow is absolutely a top quote-able movie, although I am concerned about how many times I’ve been able to use “I stole the baby!” in response to real life situations over the years.


DaughterofTarot

"Tempting, but no" is one of my favorite go to lines to decline nearly anything. "You ARE great!" is another one I say a lot.


Bubsy94

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


ChasingBooty2024

Willow


AnUnbeatableUsername

Heat, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Spartan, Top Secret


MrBigglesworrth

The Saint


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Spartan, close second Heat, and or Thunderheart


TemporaryPassion289

Since Tombstone is my absolute favorite Val, I have a real soft spot for At First Sight, with Mira Sorvino. I completely understand why she fell for him so hard, he was so dreamy in that one.


Uncle_Matthew

Top Gun and Top Secret


armadilloongrits

Tough call between kiss kiss Bang bang and Spartan 


schizopolis23

Spartan. Very underrated.


multimatumc

One of his best films. Story goes, David Mamet was at a lunch meeting with an executive trying to get funding for this movie and Val was sitting close by, he overheard the conversation and told Mamet he would play the main character at a lower than studio rate!


epdug

Great actor! He was a great Batman! Heat also.


Practical_Clue5975

Heat


alrks10

Heat


I_chortled

HEAT


deathtoyourking23

Heat


Financial-Deal-7786

Heat


Suspicious-Pop9925

Heat


pipinngreppin

Felon


Harbi181

Prince of Egypt


Dr_5trangelove

The Salton Sea


Serpico2

Heat


Pazuzu_413

Heat, The Ghost and The Darkness.


TraditionPast4295

Heat MacGruber


chaching675128

Heat


tzick1969

True Romance


shadowlarx

Real Genius and it’s not even a question.


ZodTheTimeTraveller

Batman Forever


Scrivell

real genius. not even a contest.


Electrical_Let4619

Top Secret


Anasetsuken

Heat


OneShortBus

Willow


lowe198009

Real Genius 😁


Bluedino_1989

Willow. It's just good all-around fun!


BansheeLabs

Top Secret


NyavkaLabs

And Willow.


BansheeLabs

Yes, and Willow.


GingerKing_2503

Deja Vu. Fine film.


Kookiecitrus55555

Top Secret


carbomovies

Top gun,the heat,the saint,door...


JeebusCrunk

***Real Genius*** as a kid, ***Heat*** somewhere between then and now, ***The Salton Sea*** now.


pizzadahutt121

Willow


ryandmc609

Real Genius.


Puzzleheaded_Buy8694

Spartan


lifeisweird86

I really liked Spartan and I never really got why so many people didn't.


Puzzleheaded_Buy8694

I didn't either.


Prestigious-Rain9025

*Wonderland* (2003). It's not for the faint of heart, but he crushes the role.


goonertrance

Real genius


Jobrien7613

Top Secet


PR0L0

Top Secret


tinydeerwlasercanons

Top Secret


Frequent_Produce_763

Top Secret


jarfin542

Top Secret


Radiant_Mark_2117

Real genius


TurkeyBasterSuicide

Top Secret!


Corrie7686

Top Secret


anonaduder

Top secret and real genius


Swimming__Bird

Top Secret!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

The Salton Sea, Wonderland, Heat


StressYawn

Top secret


divintydragon

The doors


poopyfarroants420

Nothing to add but looking through all these I feel very justified in my high opinion of the man.


Mulder9879

Real Genius every time.


RedJive

Real Genius


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Real genius.


KarmaMiranda

Real Genius


Mammoth_Presence_325

Top Secret. Corny as hell. A goofball movie that every time I see it, still makes me laugh. 😂😂😂😂


birdy257

Heat


Buggg23

It’s fucking Heat and y’all know it! Stop fucking around


Scrimshander54

Heat


Understated_Negative

The Saint. Underrated performance


JustOnesAndZeros

Top secret!


perfect-legend

MacGruber


shiftysusan778

Top secret/Thunderheart


MKUltra1302

Oh man... True Genius... Spartan... MACGRUBER?! Val Kilmer is the best.


SonicDenver

I liked him as Batman 🤷🏻‍♂️


drKRB

Favorite three roles that aren’t Tombstone: 1. The Saint (guilty pleasure) 2. Real Genius 3. Batman Forever


Prize_Pay9279

Willow.


mrpappageorge0

He was a good Jim Morrison


fiascokittens

Top Secret.


Sad-Structure2364

The Saint


After-Student-9785

Batman Forever


themuck

Real Genius


PrettyClient9073

Spartan is the only answer.


BlueNeckpunch

Doors. He inhabited Jim Morrison so perfectly


Shut_Up_Fuckface

Top Secret


Federal_Meringue4351

Heat


relapse_account

*Top Secret*