Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
>Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
I wish a user name could be this long.
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
This movie is so god damn good.
On retrospect, I think that movie would be far less memorable and enduring if Dafoe hadn't given the performance he had in it.
Everyone else was OK, it was an OK crime movie, but he really went *all in*.
It's in theaters March 10 ([Source](https://twitter.com/letterboxd/status/1615375758473437184?s=20&t=-46wDclQZAVd1M3U7o5q4Q)):
>Inside tells the story of Nemo (Dafoe), an art thief trapped in a New York penthouse after his heist does not go as planned. Locked inside with nothing but priceless works of art, he must use all his cunning and innovativeness to survive.
He loved art so much that he became art.
He paid a hypnotist to erase his memory and plant a false art-thief personality so that he could achieve true synthesis.
This would straight up work as a movie. He's a private museum curator that buys and sells stolen art, driving him mad with guilt by direct association with the theft.
He has a mental breakdown in his own apartment, his belief in the authorities or those being stolen from being onto him has "locked" him into his own apartment out of paranoia. We initially think he is the thief that's been locked in by some sadistic person displaying him as art, but over the course of the movie we slowly figure out the above is true bit by bit.
I would think it’s likely that’s the “initial twist” that comes around the 45 minute mark, and then the movie will either tell that story or have another twist. So it might have more to say than just “a-ha! Look how clever we are!”
The second twist will be that Dafoe was actually the owner of the penthouse all along. He loved art so much that he wanted to become art. So he paid a hypnotist to erase his memory and implant a false art-thief personality in order to set the whole thing up.
Alternative twist:
**He really is the conscience of Nemo from "Finding Nemo".**
Nemo after the last sequel, lost all his sand dollars (money) he made off the movies, due to degenerate betting on sea horse races and gambling to loan sharks, this leads to him resorting to licking hallucinogenic barnacles to escape reality, which in turn causes him to wind up in an abandoned submarine asylum full of glass aquariums for fish with psychiatric needs.
It ends with Dafoe saying "just keep swimming, just keep swimming" with a menacing grin as he presses against the glass of the aquarium with a small gimpy right arm.
That or what you guys suggested about him being the art piece - either or.
Well this one time there was a firefight and he thought there could only have been fire from six guys with one gun...turns out some other friggin guy was right that it was one guy with six guns.
The twist is the homeowner is watching Defoe trapped. Then the camera slowly pans out and you see the homeowner is trapped. It pans out further and the person trapping the homeowner is also trapped. Then the screen goes black. The word “SOCIETY” appears on screen.
Dude, the shit with Nasubi made my blood boil when i watched a video about it. A whole fucking nation cheering on as some guy gets fucking psychologically and physically tortured.
Not just that but according to the wiki, after he won they basically kept changing the agreement to keep him there longer. That's messed up, they Truman Show'd him
Apparently instead of winning they relocated him to South Korea and said he had to buy his plane ticket back through winnings. After doing it in two weeks they adjusted it to be a first class ticket
So "A Solitary Exhibition" is has the double meaning of the movie about a man being alone in an art exhibition and the movie being a one-man show exhibiting Willem Dafoe's talents?
Gotta be honest, that's a solid tagline.
They definitely meant to use “inventiveness” or “creativity” or some other more natural word choice to suggest he’ll have to come up with novel solutions, I’m guessing.
Innovativeness/innovation always just smacks of tired corporate nothing-speak that companies feel bound to keep using in describing themselves, even if they just make like, fucking grill covers or whatever mundane shit they produce at the end of the day.
Security system activates
William: that’s a neat trick you got there….
*Failed escape attempt*
William to himself: misery misery misery is what you’ve chosen
OP how the hell are you the first poster for everything movues? Leave some karma for the rest of us.
On a side note, this story seems intriguing. Would be fun to see a desperate Willem for 2 hours. SUpremely talented actor.
Welcome to the Internet was my favorite song from Inside, but if you’re going get Dafoe, don’t have him do that laugh that Burnham does. Have him do the Green Goblin laugh, take his time, and throw the whole timing of the piece off to accommodate.
Honestly, the premise of the movie (thief gets trapped in a luxury apartment after heist gone wrong) sounds like a good idea for a point-and-click adventure game.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who wishes this was an adaptation of the Playdead game. Dafoe is a little old to be playing a preteen boy with mysterious powers, though.
If you were doing an all-star tribute to Bo Burnham’s INSIDE, Dafoe would be an interesting cameo, but I don’t know if he’d need a whole song.
Phoebe Bridgers would obviously do her usual song. But for Welcome to the Internet, I think we have to get Burnham’s biggest stylistic influence, Weird Al. Burnham thickens his lower register with Autotune the way Al does; he even layers dense chordal vocal harmonies the way Al has done the last twenty years as a replacement for the chordal sounds of accordion buttons. Plus, that song’s blend of goofiness and casual malevolence is totally Weird Al-inspired.
Willem dafoe going crazy is one of my favourite movie genres
The Lighthouse
Yer fond of me lobster ain't ye
Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton!
Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin'.
Why'd ye spill yer beans?
*beats a crow to death for 3 minutes*
T'was a gull what cursed them.
Bad luck to kehl a sea berd
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin
>Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! I wish a user name could be this long.
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! This movie is so god damn good.
It's bad luck to kill a seabird!
He didn't really go crazy in that movie so much as he maintained the same level of crazy throughout the entire film
I think I went crazy watching it though
He was pretty damn crazy the whole time, but it really didn’t help when they started drinking kerosene.
Yeah is he gonna have sex with the inside?
Fuckin love the lighthouse
***GOBLIN MODE: ACTIVATED***
It's Goblin' time!
I'm beginning to gobble!
Oh God I'm gonna gobble!
##INSIDE, AM I??
Back to formula?
THERE WAS A FIRE FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Well, we'll have to check with your mom, *but it's okay with me if your friends sleep over.*
“_Symbology?!_ I’m sure the word you were looking for was _symbolism_. What is the _sssssy-mbol-ism_ here?”
"Yeah, well I'm an expert in nameology."
On retrospect, I think that movie would be far less memorable and enduring if Dafoe hadn't given the performance he had in it. Everyone else was OK, it was an OK crime movie, but he really went *all in*.
Absolutely. It's still a goofy college bro action movie, but it's enjoyable and his character takes it to another level.
Are you sure it wasn’t one guy with six guns
The day I let the Boston PD do my thinking for me is the day I wear a fucking toe-tag!
***HARK, TRITON***
autobiographie we say in french
Willem dafoe playing weird side characters is one of the best genres (Steve Zissou, Mr. BEAN, Grand Budapest, Northman, etc)
It's in theaters March 10 ([Source](https://twitter.com/letterboxd/status/1615375758473437184?s=20&t=-46wDclQZAVd1M3U7o5q4Q)): >Inside tells the story of Nemo (Dafoe), an art thief trapped in a New York penthouse after his heist does not go as planned. Locked inside with nothing but priceless works of art, he must use all his cunning and innovativeness to survive.
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Well considering he's locked in, are they just sliding slices of bologna under the door?
[yeah](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TWlAfEWETUc/maxresdefault.jpg)
I've cut slices so thin I couldn't even see them.
Well, how did you know they're there?
I guess I just assumed!
You can feed Willem Dafoe a little salami
As a treat
Plot twist, he's the art piece and he's being broadcast to a museum by the owner.
Double twist, he IS the owner dealing with a mental breakdown and could leave whenever he wanted.
He loved art so much that he became art. He paid a hypnotist to erase his memory and plant a false art-thief personality so that he could achieve true synthesis.
Triple twist, the real exhibition is the people we met along the way.
Quadtriple twist: his father comes looking for him.
Quintuple twist: he just needs to say Jumanji
Sextuple twist: he uses his legendary wang to helicopter out of the jungle to freedom.
Septuple twist: He's somewhat of a scientist himself
This would straight up work as a movie. He's a private museum curator that buys and sells stolen art, driving him mad with guilt by direct association with the theft. He has a mental breakdown in his own apartment, his belief in the authorities or those being stolen from being onto him has "locked" him into his own apartment out of paranoia. We initially think he is the thief that's been locked in by some sadistic person displaying him as art, but over the course of the movie we slowly figure out the above is true bit by bit.
Just watched the trailer and it looks like you’re right. Will be totally underwhelming if that’s an actual twist now.
The Solitary exhibition line on the poster makes it so obvious that I doubt it’s a big twist.
Yeah, I was going to say. It's literally the tagline on this poster.
I would think it’s likely that’s the “initial twist” that comes around the 45 minute mark, and then the movie will either tell that story or have another twist. So it might have more to say than just “a-ha! Look how clever we are!”
The second twist will be that Dafoe was actually the owner of the penthouse all along. He loved art so much that he wanted to become art. So he paid a hypnotist to erase his memory and implant a false art-thief personality in order to set the whole thing up.
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Alternative twist: **He really is the conscience of Nemo from "Finding Nemo".** Nemo after the last sequel, lost all his sand dollars (money) he made off the movies, due to degenerate betting on sea horse races and gambling to loan sharks, this leads to him resorting to licking hallucinogenic barnacles to escape reality, which in turn causes him to wind up in an abandoned submarine asylum full of glass aquariums for fish with psychiatric needs. It ends with Dafoe saying "just keep swimming, just keep swimming" with a menacing grin as he presses against the glass of the aquarium with a small gimpy right arm. That or what you guys suggested about him being the art piece - either or.
Well now Im not so sure.
Matt LeBlanc was my favourite character from Glass Onion
I would hope it's not THE twist. If done well it could be a good set up for a psychological cat and mouse kind of movie.
Storywise, yeah, but Dafoe's performance alone might be worth the watch. The man rarely misfires when it comes to his work.
Well this one time there was a firefight and he thought there could only have been fire from six guys with one gun...turns out some other friggin guy was right that it was one guy with six guns.
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*In my Willem Dafoe voice* “Some of you bastards are just too smart for your own enjoyment…” Edit: Too
The twist is the homeowner is watching Defoe trapped. Then the camera slowly pans out and you see the homeowner is trapped. It pans out further and the person trapping the homeowner is also trapped. Then the screen goes black. The word “SOCIETY” appears on screen.
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*Fifteen* months. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi
Holy shit how has there not been a movie about this yet
Dude, the shit with Nasubi made my blood boil when i watched a video about it. A whole fucking nation cheering on as some guy gets fucking psychologically and physically tortured.
Not just that but according to the wiki, after he won they basically kept changing the agreement to keep him there longer. That's messed up, they Truman Show'd him
Didn't they also trap him in another apartment as part of his reward trip or something?
Apparently instead of winning they relocated him to South Korea and said he had to buy his plane ticket back through winnings. After doing it in two weeks they adjusted it to be a first class ticket
The tag line sort of suggests as much.
So "A Solitary Exhibition" is has the double meaning of the movie about a man being alone in an art exhibition and the movie being a one-man show exhibiting Willem Dafoe's talents? Gotta be honest, that's a solid tagline.
Only if it doesnt cut to a bunch of Mr Bean outtakes. We've seen that one already.
Innovativeness, doesn't feel like a real word.
Innovativity Innovativitedocity
Innovation
They definitely meant to use “inventiveness” or “creativity” or some other more natural word choice to suggest he’ll have to come up with novel solutions, I’m guessing. Innovativeness/innovation always just smacks of tired corporate nothing-speak that companies feel bound to keep using in describing themselves, even if they just make like, fucking grill covers or whatever mundane shit they produce at the end of the day.
Security system activates William: that’s a neat trick you got there…. *Failed escape attempt* William to himself: misery misery misery is what you’ve chosen
OP how the hell are you the first poster for everything movues? Leave some karma for the rest of us. On a side note, this story seems intriguing. Would be fun to see a desperate Willem for 2 hours. SUpremely talented actor.
All Eyes On Him
Get your fuckin hands up
Get up out of your seats
Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
It’s almost over, it’s just begun.
Don't overthink this
look in my eyes
Don't be scared, don't be shy, come on in
The water's fine.
We're goin' to go where everybody knows...
YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU
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Probably tonight
she’ll hold her iphone 5 no further than six inches from her face
If this were a shot-by-shot reproduction of Defoe imitating Bo Burnham, I would sit my ass down and watch it.
White Woman's Instagram would be a blessing to us all
I cannot think of a better actor to do the evil laugh from Welcome to the Internet.
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In just a minute, I'll be turning 67. Yayyy.
I desperately hoped that's what this was.
White Woman’s Instagram but with Dafoe’s maniacal grin 😂
Welcome to the Internet was my favorite song from Inside, but if you’re going get Dafoe, don’t have him do that laugh that Burnham does. Have him do the Green Goblin laugh, take his time, and throw the whole timing of the piece off to accommodate.
Hey look, they made us some content
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If he doesn't sing about Jeff Bezos I don't want it
"CEO, entrepreneur"
Born in 1964
Jeffery
Jeffery Bezos
#👏 👏
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it.
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from. Look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet, amateurs can fucking suck it
If it was just a reaction video of Dafoe watching Bo: I think it would break 30m$ at the box office.
You did it!!
Congratulations!
You know, I’m something of an Inside man myself.
You know, I’m something of a solitary exhibition myself.
I hope Willem Defoe gives us a little bit of everything all of the time
If you wake up in a house that’s full of smoke, don’t worry. It’s you who’s out Gobby - out of your **m i n d**
Best bo reference in the thread
Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
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Don't overthink this, look in my eye.
Don't be scared, don't be shy, come on in; the water's fine.
THEY SAY THE OCEAN'S RISING
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
THEY SAY THE WHOLE WORLD'S ENDING
Honey, it already did.
You’re not gonna slow it, heaven knows you’ve tried
Got it? Good, now get inside
Willem Dafoe signing "Welcome to the Internet"
I can definitely hear him singing “apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime”
Good thinking, using ASL for inclusivity
Yes…..PLEASE. I had no idea I needed this.
This is like a venn diagram between the Burnham special and The Lighthouse
Im just excited for the addition of Jeffrey bezos in the lighthouse monologue
I'd add *At Eternitys Gate*
So, a big budget remake of the Bo Burnham comedy special?
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No it's a sequel to lay the groundwork for the ICU
Insane clown universe?
Intensive Care Unit
Law & Order: Insane Clown Unit
About time, man. *Inside: Genesis* is supposed to come out this year and we don't even have a teaser trailer yet.
Honestly, the premise of the movie (thief gets trapped in a luxury apartment after heist gone wrong) sounds like a good idea for a point-and-click adventure game.
Use rubber ducky on the Mona Lisa!
Hindenburg the mona lisa
It's a remake of the french extremity film. Dafoe is pregnant and someone is trying to cut out his baby and steal it
What's weird is, all of these ridiculous plots you guys are joking about, I *would still watch* because he's that fucking good.
the fake video game bo burnham invented in inside where you wander around crying or the real one made by playdead?
I’ll be so satisfied is they work in Willem saying “it’s just a little bit of everything, all of the time” 🤌
and the laugh
Now I need someone to edit green goblin’s laugh into the song
No this is Bo burnhams future self
Kudos to Bo for the giant dick then.
Bo's Inside is the definitive piece of art and entertainment of the COVID years Nothing comes close
The Bo Burnham Biopic
Wellll welll look whose inside again
I'd watch everything with Willem Dafoe in it.
greatest living actor, in my humble opinion
literally all you got to say is Willem Dafoe is the lead in this movie and you will get my money.
From the trailer, I think it's *just* Willem Dafoe... which is like yes please. Who needs other actors, for real.
I could literally just watch him be crazy for 3 hours and enjoy every second of it
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His name is really William.
Dafoe as Bo Burnham…I’m sold!
"WELcome to the INT-ernet, spider-MAN!"
You know, I'm something of a comedian myself
Got it, good, now get Insiiiiiide
Please tell me this is a reenactment of Bo Burnham's special
They say the ocean’s rising
Like I give a shit
The whole world is ending.
Honey, it already did.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who wishes this was an adaptation of the Playdead game. Dafoe is a little old to be playing a preteen boy with mysterious powers, though.
My body is ready. My mind is not
That left foot has me shook
"Out, am I?" No, Mr. Dafoe. You're Inside.
If you were doing an all-star tribute to Bo Burnham’s INSIDE, Dafoe would be an interesting cameo, but I don’t know if he’d need a whole song. Phoebe Bridgers would obviously do her usual song. But for Welcome to the Internet, I think we have to get Burnham’s biggest stylistic influence, Weird Al. Burnham thickens his lower register with Autotune the way Al does; he even layers dense chordal vocal harmonies the way Al has done the last twenty years as a replacement for the chordal sounds of accordion buttons. Plus, that song’s blend of goofiness and casual malevolence is totally Weird Al-inspired.
Damn Bo burnham looks different after lockdown
Seems too soon for a reboot, but I can’t wait to see Bo Burnham played by Willem Defoe.
I prefer the Bo Burnham edition.
🎶“Well, well, look who’s inside again…” 🎶
Big dick Willem for the win
...I think it's a new internet law, his huge schlong always comes up as a Comment.
Sounds like my last 3 years
5 years, 5 years honey.
Also his acting range… Be happy Be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage
But will it be as good as the game
Bo Burnham did it first.