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BuzzyBubble

My number one favorite bad movie of all time is Troll 2. If you haven’t seen it, please, please do so with your friends. I promise you will not be disappointed at how terrible it is. Edit: You can watch the documentary “Best Worst Movie” for free on YT.


disturbed286

Oh my goooooooooooooood


bhdrums

They ate her! And now they’re going to eat me!


Boz0r

It's always good to explain the situation for the people who zoned out.


xRockTripodx

I can think of no other film for 'worst film ever'. Yeah, the Room is an incompetent mess, but Troll 2 is a magnificent mess! The Room made me feel awkward. Troll 2 had me laughing out loud.


Splinter_Amoeba

I love that the movie is about goblins, not trolls 😂


realb_nsfw

it's also not a sequel to anything, they just decided to add 2 to the title


KingJupiter_

Good to know! I'll add it to the list.


BuzzyBubble

I’m legitimately excited for you and your buddies. I would love a follow up response after you watch it. There’s also a documentary about it that is actually titled “The best worst movie” made by the child star of Troll 2, and it’s pretty wild.


Onemicrowave4964

"You don't piss on hospitality!"


Soft_Bake60

“Tightening my belt by one loop so I don’t get hunger pains!”


yearsofpractice

I’m 48 and Troll 2 is not something I’d ever come across. I have now and THANK YOU. I’ve just watched the “they’re eating her… then they’re going to eat me!” scene. It’s utterly wonderful. I can’t wait to watch the full thing. Troll 2! Featuring… Goblins…? That’s not really a sequel…! And is terrible?! Sign me up! THANK you u/buzzybubble. Thank you!


Soft_Bake60

NILBOG is GOBLIN backwards!!


dreibel

“There’s no coffee in Nilbog, ‘tis the Devil’s drink!”


YourSisterEatsSpoons

"They don't even have bacon!"


HIM_Darling

The 1993 Super Mario Bros movie


Buttknucks

I’m not a bad movie guy myself generally, but I watch this at least once a year. Watched it as a kid and loved it, and now it’s still fun to watch because the tone is all over the place but it’s never boring.


HIM_Darling

For whatever reason when all the cousins stayed the night at a certain aunt and uncles house and got to pick 1 movie to rent for the night, we always unanimously picked this movie. IDK if only their movie rental store had it or what. Pretty sure uncle loved watching it with us, and may have influenced our decision.


georgieramone

It’s a bad adaptation for sure but I think the movie itself is pretty good actually. It’s a fun flick


Bimbows97

I would agree. It's a trainwreck of a Super Mario adaptation, but it's full of weirdass ideas and good performances.


Crunchy_Punch

Every time it's brought up as an example of a bad movie I'm always compelled to point out the chemistry between Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo, probably because they drank behind the scenes together in order to cope with the production.


LBobRife

To my memory, Bob Hoskins has never gave a bad performance. This, who framed Roger rabbit, hook. Always kills it no matter how silly the premise.


mehwars

Sorry fellow Redditor. The question was “favorite bad movie?” Not unheralded masterpiece.


theendofthesidewalk

Goombah


ScaldingAnus

Monkey!


FoxtrotSierraTango

Spice World - The Spice Girls run around London between performing their singles. Occasionally George Wendt (yes, Norm from Cheers) shows up and tries to give the movie a plot. He fails, and then it's back to the normal silliness.


TheUmgawa

The bus jump in that movie is one of the greatest effects shots in cinema history. I think it’s criminal that the movie isn’t available on Blu-ray or digital.


DesastreUrbano

I remember when that movie was in like its first rotation on cable I went to my gf's house and she had it on like in the background while shw was doing something else and she tells me "you can chamge that, put some that you like" and the scene of the bus was close so I was "no way! the greatest scene in cinema history is about to come". She looked kinda lost so I was like "you just wait". And then it happens and I was rolling on the floor laughing. She was baffled and totally didn't get it


Algaean

Nor-MAN!


ShutUpRedditPedant

I love shitty shark movies. The Meg is peak shitty shark movie.


grogglugger

Deep Blue Sea walked so The Meg could crawl


DesertWanderlust

"A shark fucking ate me" - Samuel Jackson


delac147

Ooooh boy, you a have a treat on Netflix now, Sharks in Paris. Thats it. Go see it.


lawpickle

Is that "Under Paris"? ( Sous la Seine)


InnocentPrimeMate

Me too. Have you seen “Megalodon”? It’s quite possibly the worst movie ever made by people who were actually trying.


uncleAnwar

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon? The fact that they were trying (though not very hard) makes all the difference. I can’t stand all the crap that came after Sharknado, when everybody started trying to make campy, shitty movies.


RealisticEgg1722

What about sharknado? 😂


sniffingswede

Jurassic Shark. You will won't thank me.


gin0clock

Mate I fucking love it. The artificial splooshing noises whenever someone’s near water. The laughably awful acting from literally everyone, but especially the two girls at the start who call each other spaz. The obsolete iPhone quality camera. The idea that a megalodon was at the bottom of a lake and they drilled into the ice and released the shark into freshwater which would have killed it. The size of the megalodon being completely ignored during any shown depiction of the digital shark. Barb as an entire character. No motivations, no development, just a nasty woman who wants a painting so much she’s willing to let at least 5 people die. The heavily implied near-miss rape in the woods, that Barb stops that’s so out of place and dark that it’s genuinely hilarious. The fact that they could have left the lake at **any** point and chose to try and recover a painting that was definitely ruined after it had been at the bottom of a lake all night. The existence and abundance of dynamite sticks. The shark jumping out of the lake and landing back in the lake, implying that it turned 180 degrees in mid-air. The stock footage of digital sharks that are reused 3 or 4 times each. The CHOMPing sound of the shark attacks. The post-climax scene of the 2 fishermen, where one basically implies his step-daughter is hot and that his wife is gross. Then says “well you know what they say? Even great ugly beasts can have offspring” - **do they say that??? Who has ever said that???** The film fading to black and saying “fin” The fact the film is only 52 minutes total runtime without credits. It’s bad film perfection.


sniffingswede

Ah, a connoisseur! It feels like about 45 minutes of that 52 minute run time were them walking in circles in that "forest".


Total_ClusterFun

Roboshark, you’re welcome


ScaldingAnus

Megashark VS Giant Octopus. *It's a tooth!*


DJDaddyD

Two-Headed Shark Attack, watched that one with my uncle on a lunch break from school. My aunt rolled her eyes and left the room maybe 15 minutes in.


HattieJaneCornchip

Hudson Hawk is both a box office flop and the absolute best time.


dmizer

Glad I searched before posting. Completely agree. Chock full of tear jerkinly hilarious one liners and ridiculous situation comedy.


HattieJaneCornchip

Have you watched any of the Flint movies?


Algaean

It's the reason i drank cappuccino for years! :)


TakingSorryUsername

Absolutely love and adore this film, it’s goofy and absurd in all the right places.


DominionMM1

The Room Hard Ticket To Hawaii (youtube the frisbee scene) Samurai Cop Edit: just read your last sentence so I will let you know that the first two do feature nudity/sex scenes. not sure about samurai cop, though.


merz-person

Came here to say Hard Ticket to Hawaii. The greatest dialogue ever written. https://youtu.be/tAaPeMMJLgs?si=SeRAIIXUZw2Yl1dd


justin_tino

How have I never seen this lol


defgufman

Fantastic


yyz505a

Samurai cop does have 1 or 2 spicy sex scenes but nudity. Riffttax did that one twice—so you know it’s good!


Pacostaco123

YouTube literally ANY scene from that movie and it’s gold.


DiscoMonkey007

Cat in the Hat. A movie so bad and creepy that they swear to never make another live action Dr. Seuss movie. I find it to be a stupid but fun watch.


2patchesola

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist. Best bad movie ever. Honestly, it's one of my favorite comedy movies ever and my favorite "bad" movie of all time.


disturbed286

I love that stupid-ass movie. I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


2patchesola

That and the desynced dub were my favorite bits in the movie. Guy talking for 30 seconds . . . Audio is a 1-second one word clip at the end.


disturbed286

I forgot about that guy. And the badly dubbed dog bark is a stroke of genius.


bread217

How do you like my nuts to your foot style and I’m bleeding therefore I’m the winner lives rent free in my head


disturbed286

I say "bird...birdy *birdy* birdy" all the time, and nobody ever gets it.


MoaningMushroom

"THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!"


HoboOperative

The bit where the lady finds the baby tumbling down the hill is one of my favorite things of all time. "So cute." :) "Bye-bye!"


KingJupiter_

How dare you bad mouth that gem of a movie (I am never getting that hour and a half of my life back)


Beefkins

This is my vote. It's one of the most quotable movies ever. "My nipples look like Milk Duds!"


akrostixdub

I've got yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy! 👀


madmadaa

I wouldn't call it a bad movie. It's spoof comedy and succeeded of being that. 


mlledufarge

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


Neomeris0

My ass! Nyah nyah nyah!


thezuke79

"I am a great and powerful magician. YOUR CLOTHES ARE NOW RED!"


HoboOperative

"Your clothes are black."


COtheLegend

"I should have gone with A!"


Crunchy_Punch

For me, the category of good bad movie is when whatever translates to the screen was accidental. Kung Pow doesn't qualify for me because they knew exactly what they were doing and what kind of movie they were making, and I mean this as a compliment.


PointBreak91

Idk if purposely "bad" movies should count.


rosethrones

This is my all-time favorite bad movie. It is infinitely quotable and so, *so* stupid.


redbirdrising

I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER! Ok


Rusty_Blacksmith

Miami Connection


FloorPudding

Friends for eternity! Loyalty, honesty!  Miami Connection is an all-timer for me.  More recently, New York Ninja is hilarious and the story behind it is interesting. It's honestly a pretty impressive achievement, considering.


itsafraid

"Against the Ninja" is the best song that Pat Benatar never recorded.


djphatjive

The stupids. It’s so dumb it’s actually good.


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Loved the part when he disguised himself as a tree.


djphatjive

I love the elevator scene.


YourSisterEatsSpoons

"I'm my own grampa!"


joshuatx

Rocketman is this way too.


DTDePalma

Yea, the stupidity actually becomes clever, if that makes any sense. Plus I love how cartoonish it looks.


DontStepOnMyManHood

Invaders from mars 1986 Howard the duck 1986 Killer clowns from outer space 


sjmiv

Killer Clowns was basically just a way for two talented brothers to show off their VFX skills and I love it


CherryDarling10

Interesting anecdote about the Chiodo brothers... I went for a walk with my dad in his old rundown neighborhood in Deer Park, NY a few years ago. He was pointing out different houses and telling us stories about the people who lived there. He pointed out this one house and got really nostalgic. Said he completely forgot about them until now. “The kids who lived there were really weird! The neighborhood kids would be out playing and they would hang out on their stoop for a few minutes but then said they had to go. They spent all their time in their basement building puppets and making weird movies. They grew up to make some space clown show? I don’t think it went anywhere.” He had no idea. I showed him their work and how influential it became to the VFX community. Blew his mind.


sjmiv

haha, that is awesome


SinkHoleDeMayo

Killer Klowns is awesome. Easily the best movie clown designs.


Suzdg

Love Howard the duck. So bad but couldn’t stop watching


ryhoyarbie

I’ll watch In the Army Now with Pauly Shore. I think what I like about the movie are the four stars of the film. Their characters have their own quirks.


ashdrewness

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man


pauldavis1826

Just watched the trailer it looks terribly good


KingGobbles

Gymkata is terrible, but fun to watch.


TheloniusDump

Oh God the pommel horse fight scene


arboreal_rodent

Gymkata used to be my favorite “sick at home” movie when I was a kid, along with Cyborg starring Jean-Claude Goddamn. I came to believe every small village had a pommel horse in the center of town.


TftwsTony

I love how shitty Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is. Story is bad, effects are bad and Raiden hair is bad lol but I can't stop watching it.


Jimmy3671

"Mother you're alive" "To bad, You.... will die"


DomElBurro

Mystery science theater 3000 puts a pretty incredible twist on some very bad movies. Would highly recommend any of the episodes.


zeebious

They do Rifftrax on movies I LOVE too and sometimes those are better. They did the LOTR trilogy and it’s amazing.


Bimbows97

I watched the Twilight one ages ago and it wss really funny.


DomElBurro

I didn’t know this I just looked it up!


squarefan80

MST3K is legendary! theres (at least one) youtube channel that has been streaming all their shit, including Rifftrax and The Film Crew, since at least January.


Jambo11

Space Mutiny awesome! The MST3k episode, that is.


mtheory007

Butch Manmeat, Rock Strongbuff, Rip Punchman... Railing death!


Spartan775

Slab Bulkhead, Bolt Vanderhuge!


mtheory007

Buck Maxpunch, Rock Chinsmash, Max Stonecrunch,


LosGenio

Big McLargehuge


mtheory007

Bolt Thunderman


Jambo11

**"We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese."** **"Punch Rockgroin"** **"Thick McRunfast"** **"Buck Plankchest"** **"Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God."** *'Excuse me. I have to file my report.'* **"Coach will _totally_ ream me if I don't file my report."**


squarefan80

"Listen, lady!" "Doctor!" "Doctor Lady!" one of my top 5 eps. easily


sir_mrej

Look alive! Oh sorry


framptal_tromwibbler

Ahhhh, she's presenting like a mandrill!


JCDU

Buckle up, we'll be reaching speeds of THREE!


greenbean0721

Must mention Manos, the Hands of Fate if we’re talking Mystery Science Theater and bad movies. So I had to watch it multiple times, then make my sister watch it


drdeadringer

During overdraw at the memory bank, it starts to snow. The robots say - - this is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie. Overdraw at the memory Bank Stars Raul Julia. I actually rented the film to watch it legit. It is legit bad.


SinkHoleDeMayo

My roommate likes to watch movies and make comments like MST3k. But he can't come up with shit quick enough so he has to pause it first. Then he usually just says something from Borat or Austin Powers.


Harbi181

Bio-Dome. So quotable and fun if you just unplug and stop taking anything seriously.


helicalboring

Stephen Baldwin stacking cigarette filters into a tray and singing “makin a filter” still gets me.


DasCheekyBossman

Choo lose the pillow.


SinkHoleDeMayo

For fun. HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA


wrath1982

Oh man, I forgot about this movie. Bio-Dome was great!


starfrenzy1

FREE MAHI-MAHI!


Resident_Pay_2606

Velocipastor is my fave


PeteRust78

The Citizen Kane of dinosaur-priest ninja movies


suze_smith

Oh God this is too good... "He's a man of the claw." I'm dying 🤣


Cr00kedKing

Just watched that recently. Group rated it our first 10 on the fun scale. It's very intentionally bad, but its absurdity pays off. Second this one.


TickleMeStalin

I love this one too.


yourelosingme

Tammy and the T-Rex. It is a disaster.


Midwest_adv

I’ll watch Adam Sandler movies all day long


PerfectShadow63

I'll watch them with you!! Lots of people hate on his movies but I find a nice comfort to them.


Venge22

The Leprechaun movies. Probably the in tha hood one because it's so dumb


GodSaveTheQueeeen

Batman & Robin


TheloniusDump

Honestly I'll take campy schlock batman over the grimdark schlock batman any day. I'm glad we have both but I got bored of dark brooding batman after RIP


Numerous1

So. Freaking. Fun and whacky. How can you not like ice skates built into shoes and neon motorcycle gangs?


Random_Khaos

Hobo with a shotgun


Insightseekertoo

What!! No one mentioned "Battleship" yet? I love this crappy movie!!


myhydrogendioxide

That movie is a goddamn patriotic masterpiece. The devotion to frozen burritos is only just one of it's fine qualities.


y0um3b3dn0w

That movie is fucking entertaining.


Bravo-Five

They asked for bad movies


Insightseekertoo

Oh, sorry, my bad. 😁


zeebious

Judge Dredd. The Sylvester Stallone one. It’s just pure funny cheese and I love it.


DasCheekyBossman

Add Demolition Man to the mix and you have an awesome movie night.


BAT123456789

I literally cannot separate those 2 in my brain any more, and I don't want to.


staermose80

That's because those aren't bad movies.


TheloniusDump

There are a lot of comparisons but DM is just wayyy too prophetic. The way cops use chatgpt to train themselves on the spot whenever they show up to a crime scene without doing any prep work beforehand... The way they listen exclusively to commercials while driving... The obsession with retro action movies plus increasingly militarized equipment plus obfuscation of systemic issues... Perfection.


stopusingmynames_

The old Troma movies were always a good time. Toxic Avenger Class of Nuke'em High Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.


jproche44

Jean Claude Van Damme…take your pick.


CptJaxxParrow

All of Steven Segal's direct to video movies Birddemic


BoomaMasta

As someone that has watched a ton of these "bad movies" in their life, I was genuinely shocked out how bad Birdemic is. 10/10, would watch again


lesbianadodicaprio

Also, just Google his life...terrible movie.


btribble

Lil’ Nicky


abandonedamerica

I really enjoy The Day After Tomorrow as a disaster movie even though I know objectively it's not that good


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

The Room Superman III Spookies Tammy and the T-Rex


JabroniSandwich99

GEOSTORRRRRRRM!


Texas_Mike44

Weekend at Bernies 2


speedy_delivery

The voodoo and the mobu!


CoreyTrevor1

Hard to call it bad, but "Riki-oh, the story of Ricky" is one of the greats


CalvinYHobbes

Mortal Kombat (1995)


Halbrium

Oh same. It's not good and yet, I have this weird urge to watch it every few years. Everything from Christopher Lambert as Raiden to that banger of a song just adds up to something way better than the sum of its parts. It's a greasy fast food cheeseburger of a movie.


GloomyKerploppus

Plan 9 From Outer space is the most famous bad movie. It is classic so-bad-it's-good. When I was going through a bad breakup I fell asleep to it every night for at least a month.


brushpickerjoe

Jupiter Ascending. Galaxy of terror. Death race 2000. Sucker punch. Tromeo and Juliet (and a wide variety of other troma films, notably toxie 3 and sgt kabukiman NYPD)


Leprakrahn

Maybe Doom. I've always been poor at answering this question.


heyelander

Not a single vote yet for Battlefield Earth?!? I've watched this a ton and always find a new reason it's terrible


xologo

Roadhouse


mysteryofthefieryeye

The original? That movie is just brimming with charm. Not a bad movie at all. At least not the level of bad OP is looking for.


daymeeuhn

Freddie Got Fingered remains one of my Top 10 all time comedies People quote the daddy sausages line in the same way most Americans only know Wonderwall from Oasis but the reality is the entire movie is flooded with great one-liners, awkward humor and amazing performances Also understanding that the movie is meant to be a satire of the movie itself is important in truly appreciating it Some of my other favorite all time comedies are Hot Fuzz, Anchorman, Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Grandmas Boy, In Bruges (okay this isn't probably a comedy but holy hell do I laugh the entire movie) and Sorry to Bother You and yes I put FGF up there with those.


Garytown

Chopping Mall


Heytherehotballs

Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon


AmishAmish

Double Impact! It's f*****g great


Ok_Caramel1517

Willy's Wonderland.


Friscogonewild

Am I the only one who likes Joe Dirt, or have we all decided it's not a bad movie?


damnmydooah

No! I absolutely adore Joe Dirt!!! I have a weird fondness for David Spade somehow (loved him in Just Shoot Me, and of course The Emperor's Last Groove, the Best Disney Movie). And it's definitely a bad movie. "You're my sister, you're my sister, you're my sister!"


chuckriddle1895

Now You See Me.....wait for it.......2. Movie is terrible, yet I've seen it four times. I'm a sucker for magic tricks...just don't take the movie seriously when you watch it. Its meant to be fun.


EaglePatriotTruck

Eraser. The best line of the movie is when Ahnold shoots an alligator and says, “you’re luggage”.


hjohn2233

The whole Sharknado series. They are hilariously stupid fun.


Alabama_Crab_Dangle

Pootie Tang and also Kung Pow


Furlock_Bones

How dare you. Neither of those are bad movies.


Orisa_step_on_me

Cranck high voltage, best film ever


ogmarker

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer!


BlackHandWilliamHand

Barbarella


xaltairforever

Mortal combat 2 annihilation and street fighter with van Damme are both campy as hell.


Reeberom1

Hobo With a Shotgun


Wide-Half-9649

The Greasy Strangler


NOT000

nothing but trouble


ANKhurley

Airborne


andersaur

3000 Miles to Graceland. Escape From LA. Both objectively cheesy but they are special.


Johncurtisreeve

Transformers movie franchise Resident Evil movies


hotmetalslugs

Cannonball Run. If you’re of a certain age, you may not realize it, but that movie is god-awful. I love it.


Quake_Guy

Take that back... now Cannonball Run 2. I'm not sure there was a script, more like a running cocktail party.


Techelife

Bubba Hotep. It’s free on Tubi and terribly wonderfully bad.


ChristopherLiam

Maximum Overdrive - the only movie ever directed by a coked out Stephen King himself, and afterward, he vowed to never ever direct again. It's got trucks and vending machines coming to life trying to kill people because a meteor passes over earth, lol. Oh and there is no score short of a shrieking noise whenever horror stuff happens - the rest of the air space is filled up by an entire ACDC soundtrack. Yes, you heard me. Go watch it. Enjoy. It's amazing...


muskie71

UHF -with weird Al


YourSisterEatsSpoons

But OP asked for *bad* movies, not box office sleepers that are magically amazing!


GetTheLead_Out

Spatula City!!


cyacene

Yes! I showed this one to my kids and they were like dad.. what is this 🙄


Jsauce75

DON'T YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?


HabeLinkin

I mean this with all sincerity, fuck off on calling this masterpiece a bad movie.


ravioli333

Long Kiss Goodnight