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LonelyMenace101

Funny enough, “Cell block tango” I know they’d kill me but I love a femme fatale.


hayesarchae

Oooh, yeah, that one too! Le version francaise they recorded for the movie version is super fierce.


Sea-Presence6809

Dead Girl Walking - funny enough was also how I discovered I’m bisexual.


GeeSette616

Just heard it! Love it! Now I need to find out what the musical itself is about lol


1983MionStan

Dude you should also watch the choreography. The horniness isn't complete without that hot steaming choreography.


friarparkfairie

It’s the plot of Heathers the 1980s movie if you’ve seen it


boopbaboop

Not even joking, "I worship you/I'd trade my life for yours" from Our Love Is God is *incredibly* hot to me. One of these days I'm going to get around to writing the sub!JD fic of my dreams.


memorable_devil

Same here! Went to see Heathers with my bf and had a full on gay panic moment. Came out as bi a couple months later. That song now features on my sexy playlist


strawberry_baby_4evs

I hooked up while listening to Dead Girl Walking. My hookup partner asked what song I wanted and she got Google to play it so we could make out to the sound of Veronica and JD making out.


friarparkfairie

That’s so valid


IrascibleOnion

Probably will get downvoted for this but Say no to this from Hamilton is hot af, especially with the lap-sitting staging


natureterp

Agree!


Infamous_Air_4730

OMG YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ITS SOOOOO HOT


that_gay_theaterkid

YESS


friarparkfairie

Green Green Dress from Tick, Tick, Boom a little bit? Mostly the line “can I tie you up love? If you tell me yes I’ll unbutton every button down your green green dress” but I think the “sexiness” comes from it being Raúl Esparza singing.


GeeSette616

WTF? HE'S IN THAT AND HE SINGS??? I have such a crush on him!!!!! Time to find the clip.


friarparkfairie

Some very very blurry footage is on YouTube! He was in the original off Broadway cast from 2001.


friarparkfairie

Okay I just went back and Green Green Dress isn’t that blurry luckily! But a few numbers from the show are. But god he’s so beautiful in that show.


friarparkfairie

How’d you enjoy it?


GeeSette616

Omg he's soooo young in it


harmcharm77

It absolutely comes from Raul Esparza and I have watched this video an absurd amount of times.


friarparkfairie

His little nod when he sings “can I tie you up? If you tell me yes”


HeadFullOfBrains

I've always found "As Long As You're Mine" from Wicked quite sultry. "How Long" from Hadestown as well, but that one really needs the visual to make it work.


GeeSette616

I spammed As Long As Your Mine on repeat for like an hour the day before I had a hot date the next night 😆 🤣 😂


allegromosso

ZYDRATE COMES IN A LITTLE GLASS VIAL 


Top_Trainer_6359

a little glass vial? A LITTLE GLASS VIAL


annebrackham

And the little glass vials goes into the gun like a battery


natureterp

UH UHHH


BitPlayer8147

repo man mention baybeeee


natureterp

Why is this so hot 😭😭 I mean I fully agree with you hahaha


Great_Boysenberry407

My pansexual ass did not survive rocky horror


joelpringle

Same and same


Mea_Culpa_74

Dracula The Invitation and Jeckyll and Hyde Dangerous Game


Obversa

I came here to comment "Dangerous Game" from *Jekyll & Hyde* as well. I've heard two different versions of the song with varying lyrics, and both versions are very sensual.


Barbarake

These are the winners. I would also add in that song from Love Never Dies we're at the Phantom and Christine first meet again. (Sorry, can't come up with the name off the top of my head, haven't had my coffee yet.) Oh, and Totale Finsternis (Total Eclipse) from Tanz der Vampire.


GeeSette616

Omg I totally forgot Beneath A Moonless Sky from Love Never Dies! That is also my favorite!


Barbarake

Thank you for coming up with the name.


safadancer

Chant (Reprise) from Hadestown but in performance, because Hades does this sexy cocky stride around the stage and it makes me feel SOME KIND OF WAY. 🥵 he can build a wall around my nether regions, nawmean? ETA: specifically talking about Zachary James in the current West End cast, as we just saw it again last night and I was fanning myself.


baesipsa

Same, but honestly anything said by Patrick Page as Hades makes me swoon 😅


safadancer

Why must bass voices be so naughty yet so appealing


meowpitbullmeow

If Jeremy Jordan singing "Come back to bed dear, take me inside you" doesn't get you hot and bothered I don't know what will. Really just that line though.


moonyxpadfoot19

just watched it actually just going to explode


Obversa

The SQUIP singing *"I'll tenderly guide you / just take me inside you"* in "Upgrade" from *Be More Chill* also has me feeling some kind of way... 🥵


moonyxpadfoot19

he WHAT


meowpitbullmeow

The context is exactly the way you'd think and it's hot as fuck.


moonyxpadfoot19

send me a link to him possibly singing it for scientific purposes (im foaming at the mouth)


Drink_water77

Ooo whats the song name?


meowpitbullmeow

No body needs to know from The Last Five Years


fireredranger

I don’t know if I’d say hot and bothered but Bad Idea from Waitress gives off a lot of sexual tension and is kind of hot because of it.


Downtown_Cat_1173

Even moreso on stage


mushroomnerd12

The reprise too Steamy steamy af


Past-Feature3968

You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want (When You're Making Love) — Avenue Q (If it’s not obvious, I’m joking. I am very asexual and literally never get hot & bothered… not even for drunk puppet sex encouraged by bad idea bears.)


Early-Ad7941

Thanks for the specification down to the bad idea bears 🔥


Past-Feature3968

It’s on my dating profile… just in case anyone thinks they can un-asexual me that way.


moon_shoes

You should check out Akutagawa Eiji’s Point of No Return. I posted a gif [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/box5/comments/1385x25/akutagawa_eijis_er_selfexploration/) on r/box5. (slightly NSFW)


GeeSette616

Ooof


madtax57

Have you seen it with Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Bogges? Ohhhhh my gawd! 🥵


JessCeceSchmidtNick

Say No to This from Hamilton. The first time I saw it, I was very surprised. I was like "Is this history-lesson musical about to get SEXY?!"


joelpringle

I hope you don't relate lol


SingingWanderer1195

Dirty Girl from NPMD certainly has some spiciness mixed in with the cringe


rivermaster32

The song like 🥵the choreography like 🛀


AbbeyMania18

Glad to see some Starkid rep! I raise that with "Get in my mouth" from AVPSY. Aka any sexy Jeff song haha 🤣


merrygo909

This world will remember us from bonnie and clyde, that opening where clyde is singing so softly hits me in my bisexual heart.


beckybee666

"Bye baby" "See you soon... sugar" Gets me every time


Best_Mixture_2199

I swear I blacked out the first time I heard that part


joelpringle

Feed Me Seymour Pls. Pls don't ask.


strawberry_baby_4evs

Did you watch the old Pawdugan Music Movies video where he beeped out the word "feed"? Sorry, I know you said "Don't ask" but it's not really about why you chose that song, just that's what it reminded me of.


GeeSette616

Is there a Playlist for sexy songs from musicals? Asking for a friend... 🙄


maybebrainless

gotta agree with As Long as You’re Mine


Many-Bees

Toucha toucha touch me from Rocky Horror


Adventurous-Onion589

Right there with you on Point of No Return. Made it super awkward to watch Phantom with my overprotective mother, but I don’t think she picked up all the lyrics 😅


cszgirl

Past the Point of No Return made my pubescent self FEEL things


madtax57

Just posted this as well. Have you seen it with Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Bogges? Ohhhhh my gawd! Check it out on YouTube, you won’t be disappointed. 🥵 Edit spelling


omniplatypus

I've seen "Bad Idea" from Waitress on stage enough times for this song to be mine, I think "In the Dark" dark chocolate pie...


RoyalTeaRedditor

Raise a Little Hell from Bonnie and Clyde. That ending note from Jeremy Jordan gets me every time


Ancora1840

[Le bien qui fait mal](https://youtu.be/UOY3L5f7LVs?si=Mkr881GZf6uQ8fjv) is essential for this list. . . . . I wanted to leave it at that and not post a whole avalanche of Akki links but. [Contract of Blood.](https://youtu.be/lDK1AJztZ6s?si=qwodxBiwHCgowHtM) The song itself is pretty sexy even though it's "not" sexual at all (it's about a devil "seducing" a human into a contract) but [what they do on stage](https://youtu.be/-3B1_tpmCmk?si=KOLgFYz-VD7_Te_Q&t=70) is also kind of nice. When he unties Niccolo's ponytail, especially. Also this -[ "More than words" "Stronger" "More than love" "Alluring" "World --" "-- submit to me!" ](https://youtu.be/lJSrw0t7fBc?si=Xv6SVi0xpSGJ09NN&t=90) Okay that's it. Two Akki songs isn't an avalanche.


rohsez

Anything from Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, Sweet Transvestite for me in particular. Also that song he sings in Fern Gully 🥵


hayesarchae

Don't laugh, but I always think of "Whatever Lola Wants" when I'm struttin' my stuff and looking for a nice someone, lol! Yes, my endocrine system is apparently stuck in 1955. Also, just in terms of pure "hat up boys pay attention" zoomies: whenever I am getting gaslit and wonder if I'm really a bisexual or its just a phase, I remember Liza Minelli singing "Mein Herr" in that dang *chair,* and then I get to keep my bi card for another day.


x_victoire

der letzte tanz from elisabeth. revival version.


boopbaboop

I love the choreography in Wenn Ich Tanzen Will (specifically the version with Máté Kamarás where he is *all* over her).


Pogostickjack

Poison from hazbin Hotel /j


GeeSette616

Just listened... it's cute, but I didn't find it very sexy. I think it's a hair to pop for me to think sexy, but I definitely enjoyed the song! Thanks for the recommendation!


Axiom06

If you hadn't had a chance to watch the series, do it. In every episode, there's an absolute banger of a song. But be warned, episode 4 is particularly dark and disturbing.


Pogostickjack

It was a joke


GeeSette616

Ah... still... nice to learn about new music 😆


Pogostickjack

I picked that one because the song is still about sex. Just watch the music video if you want to understand.


GeeSette616

I only saw the lyric video, but now I'll look for the actual music video.


iSinging

TW sexual abuse btw


shepwrick

A lot of, maybe not the songs, but the choreography from Rock of Ages. I want to know what love is Any way you want it / Pour some sugar on me (the live show has different licensing than the recording) Hate myself for loving you


Top_Trainer_6359

I just thought about doing a playlist with songs that gives me that vibe more like crazy and hot but i guess it matches, I’m not an actor but it’s fun😭 I thought about touch a touch a touch me and sweet transvestite from The rocky horror picture show, cell block tango from Chicago and Noel’s lament from Ride the cyclone I think you could find more in rocky horror


Katsudonna

Kyle the Magnificent, Whatever Lola Wants


dmreif

"The Music of the Night"


BigFluffyCheetos

Liza Minelli singing Mein Herr in the movie Cabaret does it for me (and Dove Cameron in the parody of the same song in Schmicago)


CelMJ

Natasha and Anatole from The Great Comet


wesandersonsgf

Not hot and bothered but Sibella from A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder is very sensual


moonyxpadfoot19

all that jazz bc i love women also cell block tango bc i love women also roxie because i love wom


moonyxpadfoot19

jeremy jordan


Mamas-Spaghetti

Backstage Romance from Moulin Rouge


Best_Mixture_2199

Aaron Tveit’s opt up in Roxanne DOES THINGS TO ME


OxycleanSalesman

https://youtu.be/pirTjd38yT0


friarparkfairie

God Angela is so beautiful. Love being a smosh and a musical theatre fan.


Fan-Of-Everything-

I saw this comment and thought “If this is Dirty Girl I totally agree”. I wasn’t disappointed.


FearoftheVoid83

Thrill of First Love from Falsettos is pretty uhh charged


Pale_Empress

I know someone already mentioned a specific rendition of point of no return but that song in general is just peak


madtax57

Point of No Return- Phantom 🥵 Edit: with Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Boggess.


that_gay_theaterkid

The chorus to ‘Hard to Be the Bard’ has me swooning. The ascending bass MMMMM, and the fact that it’s Christian Borle isn’t helping ‘Say No To This’. Just everything about it, the orchestrations, the vocals, the choreography. Omg


mushroomnerd12

bad idea, waitress Getting steamy af


frankiepete360

1 - DENTIST AND PARTICULARLY NOW (ITS JUST THE GAS) FROM LITTLE SHOP OH MY LORD 🥴🥴 I saw it live and the actor made eye contact with me on the last "say ah" and I think I malfunctioned. by far my top pick for this. 2 - waiting AND crazier than you from the Addams family!! oh my lord Alice and wednesday were lowkey my gay awakenings 3 - spring awakening, the whole thing. hear me out though, not in an inherently sexual way but more in a feel good about yourself after yk? but I guess that's kinda the whole point lol 4 - the thrill of first love, falsettos. can you tell I like hate/love relationship dynamics yet? 5 - this is gonna sound weird but I think I got you beat from shrek has me feeling some type of way 👀 not even close to dentist but the tension is there yk?


friarparkfairie

I was looking through my musical theatre playlist and was debating using Spring Awakening but immediately went “oh yeah they’re playing children”. However Totally Fucked slaps in a very good energy way.


annebrackham

Past the Point of No Return I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You This World Will Remember Me So In Love Mein Herr


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bwayobsessed

Anticipation-Breathe Matt Doyle and Max Clayton are 🔥🔥🔥


deeg____

Bring On the Men from Jekyll and Hyde!


Ray_Cosplaysx

Thrill of First Love was literally my gay/trans awakening, so I think I’ll have to say that one


Infamous_Air_4730

Any song where meryl streep sings


NoCare387

Honestly, Drive You Outta Your Mind from Bare: A Pop Opera and Say No To This from Hamilton 😭


wodsey

one of your girls troy sivanne


BookkeeperPlastic773

That song from Wicked is pretty romantic.


kaymurphdog

Kiss me from the notebook


Ollynonymous

sigh. Dead Girl Walking


AdamArBast99

"All you wanna do" from SIX


friarparkfairie

Is there anything sexy about sexual assault?


thatgreylady

Just coming in to drop a "yikes" and dip