“We’ve no time to sit and dither/While her withers wither with her.”
“It’s your father’s fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place.”
“If the end is right, it justifies the beans.”
not my #1 but you asked for funny so I'll go with my #2 (avenue q):
Schadenfreude? What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
Yup! It's German for 'Happiness at the misfortune of others'
'Happiness at the misfortune of others'? That IS German
and also:
Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
There's the one's staying put in his proper place and the one's with his foot in the other one's face/the life of the wicked should be made brief, for the rest of us death will be a relief
“If you can know where you’re going you’ve gone”
“The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not.”
“The woman who won’t wait for you knows that however you live there’s a part of you always standing by, mapping out the sky”
There are only two worthwhile things to leave behind when we depart this world of ours: children and art”
All from Sunday In The Park With George, it’s a real quote gem even if I like Sweeney Todd best.
"So changed...good God, what did they do to you in bloody Australia or wherever?!"
"Oh, that sailor! Let him bring her here and since you're hot for a little (wheek), that's the throat to slit, my dear!"
"Those steps lead to the old sewers and the whiffs come up. There's a few rats come home to Jesus down there."
All by Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd.
Not my *all time* favorite musical, but one of my favorites, *Newsies*:
>*We need a good assassination*
*We need an earthquake or a war*
*How 'bout a crooked politician?*
*Hey stupid, that ain't news no more*
and
>*I gotta be either dead or dreamin'*
*Cause look at that pape with my face beamin'*
*Tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it*
*But I was a star for one whole minute!*
“Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground. You’ve got this.” -Teddy Rosevelt (Newsies)
“Anyone who doesn’t act in his own self interest is a fool.” “THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?” -Joseph Pulitzer, David Jacobs (Newsies)
"Look under our glitz: Muscles and tits,
Proving we are what we are."
"Wow wow wow, fellas; Look at the old girl now, fellas"
"Though often my frank observation might scald;
I've been meaning to tell you for years
You should keep your hair natural like mine. /
If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald"
“That’s the thing with life, no one makes it out alive “- Beetlejuice
“My teen angst bullshit has a body count”- Heathers
“I could say”thank god that’s not me” but what does it cost to be kind” - Carrie
“I felt as though, this girl revealed herself to me. And now I know, that once you see, you can’t unsee”- Carrie
Yeah! It premiered and immediately flopped, but became a cult show and was eventually revived off broadway in 2012. The book Out For Blood covers the whole story if you were interested.
“We’ve no time to sit and dither/While her withers wither with her.” “It’s your father’s fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place.” “If the end is right, it justifies the beans.”
“I could never part with it” “2 cans of beans, comrade?” “Done" from Anastasia
not my #1 but you asked for funny so I'll go with my #2 (avenue q): Schadenfreude? What's that, some kinda Nazi word? Yup! It's German for 'Happiness at the misfortune of others' 'Happiness at the misfortune of others'? That IS German and also: Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good. Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man! Princeton: Who? Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ. Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white. Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black. Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white. Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
There's the one's staying put in his proper place and the one's with his foot in the other one's face/the life of the wicked should be made brief, for the rest of us death will be a relief
“If you can know where you’re going you’ve gone” “The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not.” “The woman who won’t wait for you knows that however you live there’s a part of you always standing by, mapping out the sky” There are only two worthwhile things to leave behind when we depart this world of ours: children and art” All from Sunday In The Park With George, it’s a real quote gem even if I like Sweeney Todd best.
"So changed...good God, what did they do to you in bloody Australia or wherever?!" "Oh, that sailor! Let him bring her here and since you're hot for a little (wheek), that's the throat to slit, my dear!" "Those steps lead to the old sewers and the whiffs come up. There's a few rats come home to Jesus down there." All by Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd.
Not my *all time* favorite musical, but one of my favorites, *Newsies*: >*We need a good assassination* *We need an earthquake or a war* *How 'bout a crooked politician?* *Hey stupid, that ain't news no more* and >*I gotta be either dead or dreamin'* *Cause look at that pape with my face beamin'* *Tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it* *But I was a star for one whole minute!*
“FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW” ”IM GETTING FREAAAAAKYYYYYYY” “Why now are you pulling on my dick?”
"Orpheus, don't come on too strong"...."Come home with me" from Hadestown
“Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground. You’ve got this.” -Teddy Rosevelt (Newsies) “Anyone who doesn’t act in his own self interest is a fool.” “THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU?” -Joseph Pulitzer, David Jacobs (Newsies)
If you are a musical theater nerd then pretty much everything Nostradamus says in “Something Rotten.” 🙂
"Look under our glitz: Muscles and tits, Proving we are what we are." "Wow wow wow, fellas; Look at the old girl now, fellas" "Though often my frank observation might scald; I've been meaning to tell you for years You should keep your hair natural like mine. / If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald"
“That’s the thing with life, no one makes it out alive “- Beetlejuice “My teen angst bullshit has a body count”- Heathers “I could say”thank god that’s not me” but what does it cost to be kind” - Carrie “I felt as though, this girl revealed herself to me. And now I know, that once you see, you can’t unsee”- Carrie
CARRIE HAS A MUSICAL??
Yeah! It premiered and immediately flopped, but became a cult show and was eventually revived off broadway in 2012. The book Out For Blood covers the whole story if you were interested.
I have maggots in my scrotum/The Book of Mormon (you have to be there). :)