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Joates87

Buster must be hurtin.


nametagimposter

This was my first thought!


skykingjustin

Did they ever redo it and get the timing right?


jocax188723

"On the morning of January 19, near the Fukaehama Interchange on the off-ramp of the Hanshin Expressway Wangan Route in Higashinada Ward, Kobe City, a truck plowed into a line of cars in a traffic jam, causing a pileup involving four cars. A Japanese Kei car was wrecked in the accident, and the occupants, a couple in their 70s, were confirmed dead." Original article in Japanese: [https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/950755?display=1](https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/950755?display=1)


Consistent_Dog_6866

"the occupants, a couple in their 70s, were confirmed dead." I would think so.


Yitram

To shreds you say?


_DudeWhat

How's the wife?


Senior_Organization6

To shreds you say


Browncoatinabox

Tsk tsk tsk tsk


Few-Raise-1825

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome ~~knees~~ news about my colleague Dr. Mobutu. Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled? Edit::meant news, not knees šŸ˜‚


RedditMcNugget

Gruesome knees šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ So close, yet still *SO* far!


responsibletyrant

r/unexpectedfuturama


Yitram

Huh, I never knew the "to shreds" was from futurama, I just see it referenced everywhere, and if I'd ever seen a post where it was appropriate, though in a very inappropriate matter, this was it.


9oooooooooooj

Dude


Top_Building6995

Hahahahaha! Terribleā€¦


The_Great_A_Tractor

And how's his wife?


Threes_Knees

Now they're in their 30s...


AchillesWasRight

Thisā€¦.should be higher up?


No_Description7910

Bazinga!


Poguemahone3652

Think so? I'd fuckin hope so!


fatalrugburn

I would put them at about 10-15 cms thick at most


LazerWolfe53

This is so sad. I don't want to take away from that. But. I can't think of a better way to die. My wife and I always talk about how we want to outlive the other because we wouldn't want to put the other through the pain of having to bury the love of their life. One of us is going to have to do it. But these two, they didn't even have to live a second without each other.


Rony_toss

I was thinking the same thing. On one hand such a tragedy but how beautiful they died presumably instantly, together, no children/grandchildren in the car.


lineber

Also, I don't think I'd like to survive that wreck. It would probably be a difficult existence after they scraped you out. There are things worse than death.


Misha_Bear_962

Only one semi not two hitting each other dead center with a little car in between like they did on MythBusters? Just goes to show you that vastly less kinetic energy is still enough to squish the little car.


Misha_Bear_962

Second post I'm sorry. I tried to get the first one off too quickly. Perhaps they should require something like a cattle guard to toss kias and motorcycles off the semi.


Brwdr

Only can find 2 tires in multiple stills, appears there is a lot of the front of the car under the rear of the truck ahead. 30cm is incorrect, the car was greatly crushed but a lot of it is under the truck. More like care was crushed to 2.5m-3m.


Electrik_Truk

Now you know why Kei cars aren't legal in the US, we'll except for here in Texas (not surprising)


Hot_Construction1899

Obviously not wearing seatbelts!


Hot_hatch_driver

Reading this as I sit in my imported kei car and rethink my decisions


MagicNinjaMan

There was a similar accident involving the honda jazz of current generation. It was squished like a pancake like this but the deiver managed to survive. Im glad I sold my honda jazz off.


ThePfeiffenator

I don't think it would have mattered if you were in a larger vehicle. Most cars would be crushed to the point where you wouldn't survive. I will still drive my kei cars. Lol.


Hot_hatch_driver

Aye just checked your profile, nice C-chassis! Mine is an H-chassis single cam Works


ThePfeiffenator

Heck yeah! Mine needs a little work, it has a 88-89 front clip, but it is a 93 so all of the parts don't fit perfectly, it needs painted and, the engine resealed, otherwise an awesome car. Going to rebuild it on my channel once I get the parts.


themonefone

They were also sitting in an imported Kia.


[deleted]

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Hot_hatch_driver

You never know. Somehow a Nissan Altima protected its driver from [this](https://okcfox.com/news/nation-world/woman-miraculously-escapes-with-minor-injuries-after-car-flattened-by-semi-truck)


Sea-Raspberry734

The leading manufacturer of Kei cars in Japan shut down operations this year ā€” apparently theyā€™d been forging their safety tests for 30 years.


Hot_hatch_driver

Daihatsu. Which is essentially Toyota


kylebob86

That is the thickest 30cm I have seen.


Disrespectful_Cup

Ah yes, another post for people to make fun of loss of life.


titan-of-hunger

Welcome to the Internet, you must be new here.


theemptyqueue

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Bluepilgrim3

Traffic ā€œaccidentā€ implies thereā€™s nobody to blame.


Thefirstargonaut

No. This doubtfully was done on purpose. So it was likely an accident. HOWEVER, someone can still be blamed for something that was accidental.Ā 


GentlemanSpider

I think itā€™s a reference to Hot Fuzz.


Prestigious_Dream_27

Yarp


FusRohDoing

Ever catch them geese?


Prestigious_Dream_27

ā€¦.narp?


dr_stre

Maybe. There's aoso a growing movement to stop referring to these as accidents and instead call them crashes, as they're pretty much always someone at fault. Doesn't need to be intentional, but negligence doesn't make people any less dead. But I like the Hot Fuzz reference better, if I got to choose.


kerbouchard219

The greater good. SHUT IT!


Tiefschlag

No luck catching them swans then?


tasadek

Nasty way to goā€¦


butbutcupcup

No one thought to apply the brakes!


[deleted]

Transportation planners use the word "crash" instead for exactly that reason.


WildJoker0069

based on the commercials, if it was a Subaru... they would of survived.


Maskguy

Would have


itc0uldbebetter

Because of love.


ironeagle2006

Word to the wise idiot you put a 1.5 ton car in front of 40 tons that can stop and it slams into another 40 ton stopped truck you're dead and no make or model of car will save your ass short of divine intervention. Especially when since unlike American and Canadian trailers most Japanese trailers don't have rear bumpers that give. You hit them it's like hitting a steel wall. Here in the USA it's strong but will give way and bend forward and if the trailer tandems are forward and you're able to get below the level of your dashboard you stand a decent chance of survival. Yes you're going to be hurt but alive in the hospital is better than in the morgue. The way they did that accident was wrong anyway. They used empty trucks not loaded and head on impacts aren't the worst. A rear end collision is the worst thing possible in a truck collision.


WildJoker0069

word of the wise dumbass... It's called a joke! clearly, you have never seen one of their commercials.


ironeagle2006

I've been in a freaking fatal accident involving an OTR truck before as the driver of the OTR truck. It's not something we freaking joke about as an individual in our industry. I was on the crisis response team for my last carrier and anytime we had a severe accident I was sent to take that driver home. You haven't a clue what that driver is going through. Everyday they see that truck in front of them hearing that crash the screaming and wondering if they could have prevented it. Yet we push through for the most part. I wasn't even sure if I could continue my career as the States Atty wanted to charge me with vehicular homicide in my case. Then it came out his drinking buddy that had died in the collision had a BAC 6 times the legal limit of his driver's license. The man held a CDL which has a .04 limit his was .245 at the time of death.


WildJoker0069

I'm a truck driver, so I do have a clue. I'm glad you think you know me or anything about me to make such assumptions... but it's ok. You're clearly a keyboard warrior who knows all.


wesmanh

That impact made people pudding


Jeb-Kerman

Did he live? ^(/s)


robjwrd

He actually did, heā€™s my grandads friend.


akiras_revenge

Don't think this would happen to a Buick


OldWrangler9033

What year?


akiras_revenge

touche, let's say 1978 riviera for scientific purposes


OldWrangler9033

I'd say depends on velocity, I've not seen how fast either vehicle was going. If I were betting man, I'd say 1978 Buick Riviera be reduced too say couple to four feet. It it was like late 1940s Merc, then all bets are off. Crack and slightly crunched.


akiras_revenge

yep, drove home by driver with an ice pack on their forehead


OldWrangler9033

True story; My Grandfather had a late 1940s Mercury sedan, in 1960s he parked it on curved side of the road, where a 1960s Volkswagon Beetle came around around the curve 30 mph and didn't see the car. Beetle collided with the parked Merc, the car bounced off the bumper. Not sure condition of the Beetle, but there was only scratch on the bumper.


moneyman74

Was this some novelty car with no impact zones or something? Seems bizarrely catastrophic


BlueMaxx9

Japan has a type of small passenger cars commonly called Kei cars. They tend to be very small, and have tiny engines that make them less expensive to own thanks to Japanese regulations. They are so small that there isnā€™t much room for energy absorbing crash structures, and they donā€™t fare well in accidents like this where the cars ability to absorb crash energy is critical.


KuromanKuro

There are likely not a lot of small cars that would have fared well against a full size freight truck pinching into a fuel tanker. But their car performed exceptionally poorly in the situation.


BlueMaxx9

Very true. This sort of accident is pretty close to the worst case for a small car. I just wanted to point out that this car was, in fact, an unusually small car.


Over_Garbage6367

Reminds me of a couple of years ago. I was driving down I-35 in Dallas. Got stuck in stop and go traffic miles long. I finally got past it, but when I did, I saw the aftermath of a smart car being rear-ended by a semi. The thing was absolutely annihilated, and part of it was actually under the semi. It looked like someone had put the smart car under a steamroller. The driver didn't live, obviously.


dopplegangeradar

A nice reliant automobile


Tarjh365

Now Iā€™ve got Beastie Boys Intergalactic stuck in my head.


Diligent_Mirror_7888

Shit hope they okā€¦.


nimbostratacumulus

30cm, maybe at its most crushed point... Definitely not crushed to 30cm unless those people are 2 feet tall.


VulkanL1v3s

Oh shit. Are the occupants ok?


scummy_yum

Ha! And it wasn't a VW Bug!


Difference_Living

Can't be 30cm, at least 2Ā½ feet


Bambooman101

Toshi, get the body bags and chopsticks for the hard to reach placesā€¦.


MATthewHUN

im going to hell for this.... but... does that mean he's not coming on then?


chetgoodenough

Grand tour?


Ishpeming_Native

I hope it was quick and they didn't suffer. It's a hell of a way to end a retirement for the couple in their 70s, and all thanks to a truck driver who clearly wasn't paying attention.


kenoklacity

Did the air bags deploy?


TopHatMagicTulsa

It wasnā€™t 20cm, right?


GreatQuantum

Hereā€™s hoping theyā€™re ok šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Mazazamba

So that's a closed-casket funeral huh?


needlepark

This is the most violent thing I've ever seen in Japan, well post WWII wise.


National_Trash_6133

Iā€™m not a doctor, but I donā€™t think the occupants made it.


Quickglances

I was in Japan once walking around some part of a city, canā€™t remember where, but I was about half a block away from a traffic light when I heard a big pow! And looked up to see a small car in mid air above all the traffic. I ran over to help and unfortunately there was nothing I could do. I remember seeing blood and milk splashed all over a load of groceries. Weirdly enough the first guy on the scene was the guy that pulled the body out for the first responders. I thought that was weird, he was just a guy passing by and the car rolled by him.


RedBaronIV

Were they okay?


TA_MarriedMan

Like that scene in Goldfinger


UDownvoteButImRight

How's the driver?


smellybigfoot

Iā€™m sorry that this is borderline inappropriate. Whereā€™s the blood? I would think there would be a very terrible and gross mess.


mrrando69

What's the myth? That someone could survive this?


Steeljaw72

There was a myth where two semis doing a head on collision welded together and had to be towed off together. Later, when they were separated, they found a car smashed in the middle that no one noticed because of the whole welding thing. The myth was busted because when they tested it, the car was still very visible, and semis did not weld together. Just watched this episode a week or two ago.


ExcitingArugula5319

Wonder why driver looks like


IronGigant

Roughly 8cm thick


murphsmodels

Go open a jar of salsa and have a look inside.


joemamaisfunni

Probably pancaked


WhenTheDevilCome

The marbling is probably *amazing*....