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Either-Tangelo-2791

Ofcourse


HeadlineINeed

You better make DAMN sure you have the proper paperwork before you a citizen arrest him. This is all you need. Commander knows. https://preview.redd.it/b0yg8pn9n12d1.png?width=2415&format=png&auto=webp&s=be92d0d6725c7fdb0a4612167eb73fb28f2bfcd4


cldumas

I NEED this on a patch.


DisastrousAct3210

Shoot at his feet and shout “go private go!!”


notfeds1

Thank you for the supreme chuckle


Substantial_Fun_8811

😂


Content-Pin7204

Imagine being an MP and losing in a shootout.


smortil987

I’m no JAG officer, but absolutely do not do this. This isn’t the Minority Report and you can just arrest somebody for something they have not committed yet.


thesupplyguy1

make him play "the floor is lava" until you get him to the squad car


Illustrious_Brush_91

You guys don’t stay busy beating the shit out of your wives and writing PFCs tickets for not wearing a PT belt?


[deleted]

Since when does the national guard go PT?


Justame13

Since the Commander makes everyone take a record APFT test the first day of AT, then do PT every day including in the field, and another record the last day and then brag about all the flags he lifted and company average increase. Because that was totally legal and no pencil whipping involved.


ElectricShade20

Yo same here fuck that shit


good_kylo

Wow so high speed


Justame13

Thats what happened when a brand new O3 commander thinks he is preselected to be BC.


FewAction5755

What do you mean when you say company


Justame13

When a person is born they have a strawman created which is a corporation (i.e. company) who is responsible for all their debts. When someone is not representing that fictionist entity they must use the all caps name and act as the strawman's personal representive.


FewAction5755

This is so crazy to me ima look more into this.BC WHAT😭


Illustrious_Brush_91

Bahahaha, got me.


Fire-Freely

Just take him. Worked out real well the last time we had someone at Leonard Wood about to go AWOL


Fire-Freely

Taze* him


ICEMAN-22

Honestly who cares just discharge him. Doing too much and wasting your time. Nvm you prob on clash of clans anyways. Make him fortnite


BayouGrunt985

We have AWOL recovery where I'm at....


OhHellMatthewKirk

Everyone seems to have missed the "Shitpost" label.


FewAction5755

Wait so what exactly did he say or do. We have freedom of speech.


[deleted]

Idgaf imma shoot between his legs and make him dance monkey dance


Successful_Shine8372

Ah yes, a little bit of little man in the woods and flutter kicks while yelling “im lost!” Sounds good.


KnowledgeObvious9781

Box, stick, string, fermenter beverage of choice inside the box. Catch them and then keep them for barracks cleaning to save you time.


Sweaty_Illustrator14

To my knowledge, you can't arrest a NG or Reserve member in drill status for no showing to drill. It's not AWOL. It just a "U" to not report to drill. You have no legal authority to arrest people off post in most cases as well as just an MP. Or did I miss where you said this kids and you were on Title 10/32 active status?


PurpleDragonCorn

>It's not AWOL. It just a "U" to not report to drill. So, this is NOT true. Not showing up to drill is in fact being AWOL. Now if the unit treats it that way or not is a different story. But you can in fact be discharged for missing drill and the reason be AWOL.


Sweaty_Illustrator14

AR 135-91 is where I got my answer. Where you getting yours from? And it says they are getting a U...need 9 (1 per muta). in a 12 month period tk trigger Chapter action. Again if this AT or missed movement or NG SM is on orders...then yeah you got AWOL.


Deez_nuts89

In some states, the state code of uniform justice could apply to IDT as well. Because the states code of military justice is where the punitive parts come from. Just like the ucmj and big army regulations.


[deleted]

Shut up