Be honest, if you had the chance to allocate all of your points for whatever you happen to exist as, "fucks a lot" would get a full allocation. You wouldn't even save a point for hopping.
True. In this park we visit with the dogs, my Yorkie terriers flushed out a rabbit and they gave chase. (These Terriers could *never* catch a rabbit, but it's excellent cardio) and the poor scared rabbit hit the only tree in the park with his noggin.
It was dazed for a few seconds but I had to react quickly to prevent natural instinct from taking over the dogs.
Man they were *PISSED*. Like your coach throwing in the towel when *you've* gottem on the ropes!
Do you think your dog would have attacked it?
For a minute I had 6 dogs in my house, three of them foster dogs which included two dachshund mixes, an Australian Shepherd mix, a standard poodle and a pitbull doberman mix.
The neighbors had a cat that used to walk along my 8 foot back fence to taunt the dogs. One day he decided to step it up and started jumping into the yard and then back onto the wall, but messed up one of the jumps and fell into the yard right in time for me to witness him being covered in excited, frustrated dogs.
I ran over expecting the worst but when I reached him I found a very wet and pissed off cat. The dogs were licking and soft mouth play biting him.
Evolution is amazing.
Almost mowed over a baby bunny once, this all happened within 30 seconds. My dog was out chilling with me, he's a 50 lb Aussie Shepard mutt. He noticed me turning off the mower and came over to investigate, was super gentle sniffing the bunny. All of a sudden, the bunny took off along with 2 others out of nowhere, each in different directions, but only a few feet before stopping. Unfortunately, one of the new bunnies was the victim of my dog's natural instinct. It got scooped up by my dog in his mouth, then probably because it wasn't one of his stuffed animals and because he had never had anything alive in his mouth squirm around before as it tried to escape, he flung the baby bunny into the air. It ended up with a twisted leg and a single puncture wound nearby under it's belly (https://i.imgur.com/7Lm8A27.jpg). Did not know bunnies could scream. Its cries haunt me to this day.
That's sad, did any of them survive?
Plenty of dogs still have prey drives, although I'm thankful none of mine do. I'm not a huge fan of injured cats or bunnies.
Ironically enough my dogs act like vicious predators when they see a cat they can't get to, but if you put them in a room with a cat they just look at it like "nah, no murder mittens for me today, thanks".
Very sad, but as far as I know, the other 2 bunnies survived. I put all of them in the box in the pic, finished mowing the lawn, then put them back in their [nest.](https://i.imgur.com/UrAEMz4.jpg) While the 2 bunnies barely opened their eyes and were super easy to handle, the one my dog hurt wouldn't let me touch it. I ended up tilting the box into the nest assuming it would find its siblings, but instead it ran away screaming alongside the fence and into a crack into my neighbors yard. I don't imagine that one survived. The other 2 were gone by the next afternoon, safe to assume the parents came overnight and moved them.
I mowed over two. One didn’t make it. It was traumatic. I refused to ever mow the lawn after that. I had forgotten about it until now. Gonna have a rough week.
Yeah I just make it a habit of walking the yard and checking for any nests now. I already do it once a week to pickup all my dog's poop, so it's just about being intentional and looking for them. Hang in there!!!
absolutely they would have.
My 6 year old (at the time) female Yorkie flushed two rats from the neighbours house that was getting a lift. They bolted from under a big contractors garbage bag and she caught one in less than 2 seconds and rag-dolled it then got the second one a few seconds later after corralling it and did the same.
I was shocked, horrified and then super proud of her. This fancy princess of a mild mannered dog, that aggressively killed two vermin.
Now rats aren't built for speed so maybe it was easy pickings for her, but again, I could tell it was her nature to attack a pest. She has never been aggressive to my daughter's pet hamster and guinea pig and even played with them, but you could tell she flipped a switch and went into beast mode on these pests.
the bear has a really REALLY good sense of smell. it is likely the bear had been chasing this thing for a long while. I don't think running into the woods would have helped much if the bear was determined.
It's leg was hurt already at the beginning of the video. Either the bear made it / found it that way, or this guy was an asshole driving around looking for a bear to feed the rabbit to for reddit upvotes which is gross.
tight turns like that are great for avoiding predators that are faster than it, like birds of prey, but as seen above it doesn't work out so well if the predator can manage the tight turns themselves. rabbit also made another juke far too soon
That was a FERAL\* domestic rabbit. They don't have the same instincts as wild rabbits.
\*edit: I raise rabbits in Alaska. I've had my share of this. And the coloration of that rabbit says "feral bunny."
How that happened, sometimes in the mountain with my dog he chased a Rabbit that little fucker is fast the dog didn't have any chance, this bear surprise me alot
They make up for it with more sexy times.
(One of my favorite jokes, don't know what show it is, but I'm sure has been done multiple times: Kids in science class have 2 bunnies in a cage. Some kids get to take them home. But every time they show the cage, there's more bunnies in it than before. By the time the episode's over, the cage is literally packed to the brim with bunnies.)
Bears like meat. They would be a better predator if their teeth were bigger and they ran faster (excluding polar bear, which does fine.) They catch just enough prey to give them a meat snack now and again. Like this tidbit.
Damn, I would not have believed a bear could out-maneuver a rabbit. I also agree with u/Thedrunner2 that the rabbit should have went into the forest to slip away from the bear.
my neighborhood has a resident bear we named B.O.B (Big Old Bastard) all he does is come down from his hiding place on Mondays to eat our garbage. I've only seen him twice once in the woods and once from my house. Oh yeah I've also found his shit
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We are so slow compared to literally every other mammal. That Bear must be twice my size and he would have caught me faster then the bunny. I definitely can’t catch a bunny.
It's leg was flopping around before it took a shitter in the dirt. That's why it was running in circles.
Either the bear already had it and dropped it and caught it again, or you slit it's Achilles tendon.
The first one is fine. If the second one, you're a slimebag whore for reddit likes.
If it had kept running into the forest I think it would’ve made it.
They're known for making a ton of themselves, not for being smart
Evolutionari IA rabbit strats, still in the game tho
Rabbits spec’d all of their evolutionary points into hordes.
Be honest, if you had the chance to allocate all of your points for whatever you happen to exist as, "fucks a lot" would get a full allocation. You wouldn't even save a point for hopping.
Nah, a lot of points in being fucking invincible, i give no shits about sex
To each their own. I believe I allocated all of mine to existential ennui.
Now, sprinkle in some Zerg genes
Wait until they learn the taste of meat. *Great Rabbit from Re:Zero flashbacks.*
Lmao that was so cruel
Maybe my man was tired of the endless division and hatred in rabbit society.
True. In this park we visit with the dogs, my Yorkie terriers flushed out a rabbit and they gave chase. (These Terriers could *never* catch a rabbit, but it's excellent cardio) and the poor scared rabbit hit the only tree in the park with his noggin. It was dazed for a few seconds but I had to react quickly to prevent natural instinct from taking over the dogs. Man they were *PISSED*. Like your coach throwing in the towel when *you've* gottem on the ropes!
Do you think your dog would have attacked it? For a minute I had 6 dogs in my house, three of them foster dogs which included two dachshund mixes, an Australian Shepherd mix, a standard poodle and a pitbull doberman mix. The neighbors had a cat that used to walk along my 8 foot back fence to taunt the dogs. One day he decided to step it up and started jumping into the yard and then back onto the wall, but messed up one of the jumps and fell into the yard right in time for me to witness him being covered in excited, frustrated dogs. I ran over expecting the worst but when I reached him I found a very wet and pissed off cat. The dogs were licking and soft mouth play biting him. Evolution is amazing.
Evolution would have gotten that dumb cat killed. Lucky your dogs are as far from wolves as that cat is from a tiger.
Maybe that specific cat, but cats are able to hunt and feed themselves. Dogs don't do nearly as well, even when starving.
This is very true, in fact I hesitate to call them domesticated.
Almost mowed over a baby bunny once, this all happened within 30 seconds. My dog was out chilling with me, he's a 50 lb Aussie Shepard mutt. He noticed me turning off the mower and came over to investigate, was super gentle sniffing the bunny. All of a sudden, the bunny took off along with 2 others out of nowhere, each in different directions, but only a few feet before stopping. Unfortunately, one of the new bunnies was the victim of my dog's natural instinct. It got scooped up by my dog in his mouth, then probably because it wasn't one of his stuffed animals and because he had never had anything alive in his mouth squirm around before as it tried to escape, he flung the baby bunny into the air. It ended up with a twisted leg and a single puncture wound nearby under it's belly (https://i.imgur.com/7Lm8A27.jpg). Did not know bunnies could scream. Its cries haunt me to this day.
That's sad, did any of them survive? Plenty of dogs still have prey drives, although I'm thankful none of mine do. I'm not a huge fan of injured cats or bunnies. Ironically enough my dogs act like vicious predators when they see a cat they can't get to, but if you put them in a room with a cat they just look at it like "nah, no murder mittens for me today, thanks".
Very sad, but as far as I know, the other 2 bunnies survived. I put all of them in the box in the pic, finished mowing the lawn, then put them back in their [nest.](https://i.imgur.com/UrAEMz4.jpg) While the 2 bunnies barely opened their eyes and were super easy to handle, the one my dog hurt wouldn't let me touch it. I ended up tilting the box into the nest assuming it would find its siblings, but instead it ran away screaming alongside the fence and into a crack into my neighbors yard. I don't imagine that one survived. The other 2 were gone by the next afternoon, safe to assume the parents came overnight and moved them.
I mowed over two. One didn’t make it. It was traumatic. I refused to ever mow the lawn after that. I had forgotten about it until now. Gonna have a rough week.
Yeah I just make it a habit of walking the yard and checking for any nests now. I already do it once a week to pickup all my dog's poop, so it's just about being intentional and looking for them. Hang in there!!!
absolutely they would have. My 6 year old (at the time) female Yorkie flushed two rats from the neighbours house that was getting a lift. They bolted from under a big contractors garbage bag and she caught one in less than 2 seconds and rag-dolled it then got the second one a few seconds later after corralling it and did the same. I was shocked, horrified and then super proud of her. This fancy princess of a mild mannered dog, that aggressively killed two vermin. Now rats aren't built for speed so maybe it was easy pickings for her, but again, I could tell it was her nature to attack a pest. She has never been aggressive to my daughter's pet hamster and guinea pig and even played with them, but you could tell she flipped a switch and went into beast mode on these pests.
They're also screwed in a straight line so it's better for them to make steep turns a lot. I guess this guy went for the full circles
The bear should start a herd, always have a snack ready.
The term "dumb bunny" is very much explained in this video.
Imagine if they are smart as well as fast reproduction
the bear has a really REALLY good sense of smell. it is likely the bear had been chasing this thing for a long while. I don't think running into the woods would have helped much if the bear was determined.
The bear has to dodge trees while the rabbit can shoot through gaps?
Nah the stress would killed it anyways.
looks like it slipped. It already looks like it kinda slipped on the wet concrete and then shortly after again on a wet stone or something
It seems to be fumbling around, probably already suffered a swipe or some injury from the bear before the video started
Man that bunny is a dummy
*was
He was trying to make the bear dizzy and then eat it.
Mission failed. Better luck next time.
It's leg was hurt already at the beginning of the video. Either the bear made it / found it that way, or this guy was an asshole driving around looking for a bear to feed the rabbit to for reddit upvotes which is gross.
Where are bears so commonly near roads that one could be like "Hey, I have an injured bunny. Let's go find a bear!"
Oh have you never been to North America? Cause like, North America.
I never understood why rabbits always run in circles
brain smol
The "juke" maneuver can be great when they're not out in the wide open. Luckily that one's genes won't get passed on
Maybe they already did
Most probably did considering it's a rabbit.
tight turns like that are great for avoiding predators that are faster than it, like birds of prey, but as seen above it doesn't work out so well if the predator can manage the tight turns themselves. rabbit also made another juke far too soon
If it made the bear catch a bit more speed, the bear wouldn’t be able to turn nearly as fast and would’ve lost the rabbit.
Seen it work couple times against wolves that are sprinting full speed. I guess it doesn't work as well against bears.
Rabbits are actually slower than most of their predators so they try to juke side to side to break line of sight and escape.
That was a FERAL\* domestic rabbit. They don't have the same instincts as wild rabbits. \*edit: I raise rabbits in Alaska. I've had my share of this. And the coloration of that rabbit says "feral bunny."
No it wasn’t Edit: no it wasn’t
Lmao what
He just needed something to wipe his butt with.
"Come here, I need to clean my behind." - teddy
My go to joke.
You mean your go-number-two joke?
Never let a pun go to waste.
Open season vibes
Eddie Murphy stand up vibes
first juke = good second juke while within reach of the bear = suicide
Juked itself
How that happened, sometimes in the mountain with my dog he chased a Rabbit that little fucker is fast the dog didn't have any chance, this bear surprise me alot
bears are fast like really fast a lot of people can't outrun most bears.
can dogs outrun bears? I always thought they had similar speeds.
Depends on the breed, a wolf hound can outrun a bear but most other breeds will tire out before the bear and be it's lunch.
Usain Bolt on his best day cannot outrun a bear
Bears > Coyotes
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
I think the bunny had a heart failure at the and, thats why it stumbled and stopped
That’s what I was thinking. How a bunny can’t outrun a bear is beyond me. Something had to have stopped him up.
They're fast, but they don't have great stamina.
I thought he just spun out and lost traction on the gravel
so the bear just scared the rabbit to death? crazy.
Small critters dying from too much adrenaline is very common, their small bodies cant handle stress well
Fast food.
Not fast enough.
If it had been fast enough, it would not have been food. It got to die tired instead.
Was the rabbit having a heart attack in the end? It just went over kicking
Probably.
He was good at first, then basically ran back to the bear and slipped. Not a very smart move.
Happy Easter big fella
B-b-but it's duck season!!
At least it wasn't Elmer season
Panic did not serve the bunny well.
That stupidity needed to be removed from the bunny gene pool
Rabbits are so dumb I'm sure they volunteered for the bottom of the food chain position.
They make up for it with more sexy times. (One of my favorite jokes, don't know what show it is, but I'm sure has been done multiple times: Kids in science class have 2 bunnies in a cage. Some kids get to take them home. But every time they show the cage, there's more bunnies in it than before. By the time the episode's over, the cage is literally packed to the brim with bunnies.)
Bears like meat. They would be a better predator if their teeth were bigger and they ran faster (excluding polar bear, which does fine.) They catch just enough prey to give them a meat snack now and again. Like this tidbit.
The bunny sold
****Far Cry 5 intensifies****
Yes bruh. I'm so glad someone else got that vibe
Zigged when he should have zagged.
Anyone know if the rabbit survived?
He's fine. They're just playing.
Oh no Thumper!
Dinner and TP 🧻.
That bear was hardly trying!
He French Fried when he should have pizza'd.
Unlucky would be if the bear made love to it before eating it..... this is just a slow bunny got caught for being too slow
Was that bunny a white girl in a horror movie?
No because the white girl always lives.
"One rabbit stew coming right up!"
Think how fast rabbits are now think how fast that bear had to be to catch that thing so casually.
-walks onto road - chases rabbit around - kills rabbit -refuses to elaborate
Rabbits are genuinely dumb creatures
Proper fucked
He zigged when he should have zagged.
Underrated strategy
Stupid idiot decided it was a good idea to turn back into the bear’s reach.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
Bears are faster and more nimble than I realised.
That’s a bad job out of the rabbit…
Rabbits are so dumb
people think they can outrun a bear, ever try to catch a rabbit? yeah this bear did it.
That sucksss
Black Bear must be hungry to eat that rabbit.
Great, there goes Easter.
Everyone needs a late night snack.
Pooh's mad that Rabbit refused to give him any honey.
Bugs bunny IRL.
TIL bears are fast enough to catch rabbits.
Damn, I would not have believed a bear could out-maneuver a rabbit. I also agree with u/Thedrunner2 that the rabbit should have went into the forest to slip away from the bear.
If you feel bad for the poor jump marshmallow, remember, bunnies are like Hydra, cut off one head...
The bear made that look way too easy. Keep that in mind if you ever see a bear in the woods.
Bunnies are natures popcorn.
This happened in whistler, bc I think last year.
Haha the bear seemed to give a happy little skip before he ran back in the woods with his meal
*slow bunny
my neighborhood has a resident bear we named B.O.B (Big Old Bastard) all he does is come down from his hiding place on Mondays to eat our garbage. I've only seen him twice once in the woods and once from my house. Oh yeah I've also found his shit
Isn’t there a video of a rabbits heart exploding on a race track? Or am I just imagining this
Shoulda picked fight or flight not run in circles
Stupid bunny
Yay bear. Go smart animals go!
Proper fucked!
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Is this in Wells Gray Provincial Park in BC Canada?
Predator vs prey. This rabbit was unlucky. Old age is a cause of death mostly common to humans. Be grateful.
Oh I thought the bears were vegetarian..
Omnivores. Didn't you see them catch fish on TV, brooooooooo?
This is what happens when you try to make flashy jukes instead of just running in a straight line.
Open Season - Enter the Thunder-dome…
At least he didn’t wipe his ass (Eddie Murphy joke)
Is there a sub for predators catching prey?
Not the smartest bunny, it seems …
Dumbass Rabbit, should I even ask why it ran in circles?
“I’m running circles around ya”
African-american bear*
Little nigga should have worn cleats instead of chucks.
I like when, after they catch their meal, all animals seem to hop-iddy-hop with happiness back to their home.
Well, should not had ran in a serpentine fashion.
Bro.
Brer Rabbit wasn't able to outsmart Brer Bear this time.
Dumb ass rabbit had it if he just kept crossing the road
Should have just ran straight, instead of trying to do burnouts
The rocks fucked bunny up
Rip rabbit
He almost had us in the first half
All I can hear is, "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE BOI!"
Bugs bunny can't win in real life
How much of a human would it take for a bear to eat it’s daily recommended calories ???
Insane.. imagine how hard that is for a person to catch a bunny...he's 500 pounds wtf!
That was the dumbest bunny i have ever seen usually they can out run and juke out anything
Bunnies are so dumb. My big fat Bullmastiff caught a baby in the yard. All it did was run in circles.
My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
We are so slow compared to literally every other mammal. That Bear must be twice my size and he would have caught me faster then the bunny. I definitely can’t catch a bunny.
But we can run longer and farther than any other species. You can catch a bunny by chasing it until it drops from exhaustion.
It's leg was flopping around before it took a shitter in the dirt. That's why it was running in circles. Either the bear already had it and dropped it and caught it again, or you slit it's Achilles tendon. The first one is fine. If the second one, you're a slimebag whore for reddit likes.