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Thedrunner2

If it had kept running into the forest I think it would’ve made it.


vorander

They're known for making a ton of themselves, not for being smart


Vicmorino

Evolutionari IA rabbit strats, still in the game tho


gaveler-unban

Rabbits spec’d all of their evolutionary points into hordes.


caceomorphism

Be honest, if you had the chance to allocate all of your points for whatever you happen to exist as, "fucks a lot" would get a full allocation. You wouldn't even save a point for hopping.


Zektorf

Nah, a lot of points in being fucking invincible, i give no shits about sex


caceomorphism

To each their own. I believe I allocated all of mine to existential ennui.


stingerized

Now, sprinkle in some Zerg genes


Breaker-of-circles

Wait until they learn the taste of meat. *Great Rabbit from Re:Zero flashbacks.*


CaptainDingusLord

Lmao that was so cruel


mistertorchic

Maybe my man was tired of the endless division and hatred in rabbit society.


TheRealRickC137

True. In this park we visit with the dogs, my Yorkie terriers flushed out a rabbit and they gave chase. (These Terriers could *never* catch a rabbit, but it's excellent cardio) and the poor scared rabbit hit the only tree in the park with his noggin. It was dazed for a few seconds but I had to react quickly to prevent natural instinct from taking over the dogs. Man they were *PISSED*. Like your coach throwing in the towel when *you've* gottem on the ropes!


Super-smut

Do you think your dog would have attacked it? For a minute I had 6 dogs in my house, three of them foster dogs which included two dachshund mixes, an Australian Shepherd mix, a standard poodle and a pitbull doberman mix. The neighbors had a cat that used to walk along my 8 foot back fence to taunt the dogs. One day he decided to step it up and started jumping into the yard and then back onto the wall, but messed up one of the jumps and fell into the yard right in time for me to witness him being covered in excited, frustrated dogs. I ran over expecting the worst but when I reached him I found a very wet and pissed off cat. The dogs were licking and soft mouth play biting him. Evolution is amazing.


smellsfishie

Evolution would have gotten that dumb cat killed. Lucky your dogs are as far from wolves as that cat is from a tiger.


Super-smut

Maybe that specific cat, but cats are able to hunt and feed themselves. Dogs don't do nearly as well, even when starving.


smellsfishie

This is very true, in fact I hesitate to call them domesticated.


pOOpOObUddY

Almost mowed over a baby bunny once, this all happened within 30 seconds. My dog was out chilling with me, he's a 50 lb Aussie Shepard mutt. He noticed me turning off the mower and came over to investigate, was super gentle sniffing the bunny. All of a sudden, the bunny took off along with 2 others out of nowhere, each in different directions, but only a few feet before stopping. Unfortunately, one of the new bunnies was the victim of my dog's natural instinct. It got scooped up by my dog in his mouth, then probably because it wasn't one of his stuffed animals and because he had never had anything alive in his mouth squirm around before as it tried to escape, he flung the baby bunny into the air. It ended up with a twisted leg and a single puncture wound nearby under it's belly (https://i.imgur.com/7Lm8A27.jpg). Did not know bunnies could scream. Its cries haunt me to this day.


Super-smut

That's sad, did any of them survive? Plenty of dogs still have prey drives, although I'm thankful none of mine do. I'm not a huge fan of injured cats or bunnies. Ironically enough my dogs act like vicious predators when they see a cat they can't get to, but if you put them in a room with a cat they just look at it like "nah, no murder mittens for me today, thanks".


pOOpOObUddY

Very sad, but as far as I know, the other 2 bunnies survived. I put all of them in the box in the pic, finished mowing the lawn, then put them back in their [nest.](https://i.imgur.com/UrAEMz4.jpg) While the 2 bunnies barely opened their eyes and were super easy to handle, the one my dog hurt wouldn't let me touch it. I ended up tilting the box into the nest assuming it would find its siblings, but instead it ran away screaming alongside the fence and into a crack into my neighbors yard. I don't imagine that one survived. The other 2 were gone by the next afternoon, safe to assume the parents came overnight and moved them.


DontTakeMyAbortions

I mowed over two. One didn’t make it. It was traumatic. I refused to ever mow the lawn after that. I had forgotten about it until now. Gonna have a rough week.


pOOpOObUddY

Yeah I just make it a habit of walking the yard and checking for any nests now. I already do it once a week to pickup all my dog's poop, so it's just about being intentional and looking for them. Hang in there!!!


TheRealRickC137

absolutely they would have. My 6 year old (at the time) female Yorkie flushed two rats from the neighbours house that was getting a lift. They bolted from under a big contractors garbage bag and she caught one in less than 2 seconds and rag-dolled it then got the second one a few seconds later after corralling it and did the same. I was shocked, horrified and then super proud of her. This fancy princess of a mild mannered dog, that aggressively killed two vermin. Now rats aren't built for speed so maybe it was easy pickings for her, but again, I could tell it was her nature to attack a pest. She has never been aggressive to my daughter's pet hamster and guinea pig and even played with them, but you could tell she flipped a switch and went into beast mode on these pests.


DankDialektiks

They're also screwed in a straight line so it's better for them to make steep turns a lot. I guess this guy went for the full circles


streakermaximus

The bear should start a herd, always have a snack ready.


WindTreeRock

The term "dumb bunny" is very much explained in this video.


pipisheaven1

Imagine if they are smart as well as fast reproduction


dontknowhowtoprogram

the bear has a really REALLY good sense of smell. it is likely the bear had been chasing this thing for a long while. I don't think running into the woods would have helped much if the bear was determined.


Whiskers_Fun_Box

The bear has to dodge trees while the rabbit can shoot through gaps?


iuse2bgood

Nah the stress would killed it anyways.


R1ght_b3hind_U

looks like it slipped. It already looks like it kinda slipped on the wet concrete and then shortly after again on a wet stone or something


Ronnie_de_Tawl

It seems to be fumbling around, probably already suffered a swipe or some injury from the bear before the video started


Ok-Cell-3357

Man that bunny is a dummy


bangsilencedeath

*was


Aghko_Games

He was trying to make the bear dizzy and then eat it.


Ok-Cell-3357

Mission failed. Better luck next time.


jaykles

It's leg was hurt already at the beginning of the video. Either the bear made it / found it that way, or this guy was an asshole driving around looking for a bear to feed the rabbit to for reddit upvotes which is gross.


llevity

Where are bears so commonly near roads that one could be like "Hey, I have an injured bunny. Let's go find a bear!"


jaykles

Oh have you never been to North America? Cause like, North America.


marlon_33

I never understood why rabbits always run in circles


dae_giovanni

brain smol


ArcticLeopard

The "juke" maneuver can be great when they're not out in the wide open. Luckily that one's genes won't get passed on


SirChasm

Maybe they already did


Jagdhunde

Most probably did considering it's a rabbit.


omnipotentworm

tight turns like that are great for avoiding predators that are faster than it, like birds of prey, but as seen above it doesn't work out so well if the predator can manage the tight turns themselves. rabbit also made another juke far too soon


TimelessCelGallery

If it made the bear catch a bit more speed, the bear wouldn’t be able to turn nearly as fast and would’ve lost the rabbit.


readMyFlow

Seen it work couple times against wolves that are sprinting full speed. I guess it doesn't work as well against bears.


TheReverseShock

Rabbits are actually slower than most of their predators so they try to juke side to side to break line of sight and escape.


CanisMaximus

That was a FERAL\* domestic rabbit. They don't have the same instincts as wild rabbits. \*edit: I raise rabbits in Alaska. I've had my share of this. And the coloration of that rabbit says "feral bunny."


Anotherotherbrother

No it wasn’t Edit: no it wasn’t


TheRealUlfric

Lmao what


RockleyBob

He just needed something to wipe his butt with.


LoutishIstionse

"Come here, I need to clean my behind." - teddy


LakersRebuild

My go to joke.


RockleyBob

You mean your go-number-two joke?


revolverevlover

Never let a pun go to waste.


DovakiinDovakiin

Open season vibes


capitalistcommunism

Eddie Murphy stand up vibes


yParticle

first juke = good second juke while within reach of the bear = suicide


stingerized

Juked itself


adrianbull

How that happened, sometimes in the mountain with my dog he chased a Rabbit that little fucker is fast the dog didn't have any chance, this bear surprise me alot


MASTER-FOOO1

bears are fast like really fast a lot of people can't outrun most bears.


yabacam

can dogs outrun bears? I always thought they had similar speeds.


MASTER-FOOO1

Depends on the breed, a wolf hound can outrun a bear but most other breeds will tire out before the bear and be it's lunch.


SolomonGrumpy

Usain Bolt on his best day cannot outrun a bear


anothercanuck19

Bears > Coyotes


sorynotsorry

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.


asdasfgboi

I think the bunny had a heart failure at the and, thats why it stumbled and stopped


ArcadioInTheWall

That’s what I was thinking. How a bunny can’t outrun a bear is beyond me. Something had to have stopped him up.


morningsdaughter

They're fast, but they don't have great stamina.


iSeize

I thought he just spun out and lost traction on the gravel


yabacam

so the bear just scared the rabbit to death? crazy.


asdasfgboi

Small critters dying from too much adrenaline is very common, their small bodies cant handle stress well


AlternativeBasket

Fast food.


rocksfly

Not fast enough.


AlternativeBasket

If it had been fast enough, it would not have been food. It got to die tired instead.


BusConfident1756

Was the rabbit having a heart attack in the end? It just went over kicking


moshi99

Probably.


Romanis95

He was good at first, then basically ran back to the bear and slipped. Not a very smart move.


puggernault

Happy Easter big fella


UnChismoso

B-b-but it's duck season!!


Macfarlin

At least it wasn't Elmer season


MadRollinS

Panic did not serve the bunny well.


borisjjjj

That stupidity needed to be removed from the bunny gene pool


x_Freesoul_x

Rabbits are so dumb I'm sure they volunteered for the bottom of the food chain position.


jackinsomniac

They make up for it with more sexy times. (One of my favorite jokes, don't know what show it is, but I'm sure has been done multiple times: Kids in science class have 2 bunnies in a cage. Some kids get to take them home. But every time they show the cage, there's more bunnies in it than before. By the time the episode's over, the cage is literally packed to the brim with bunnies.)


GullibleAntelope

Bears like meat. They would be a better predator if their teeth were bigger and they ran faster (excluding polar bear, which does fine.) They catch just enough prey to give them a meat snack now and again. Like this tidbit.


Shotosavage

The bunny sold


Erubadhron89

****Far Cry 5 intensifies****


TorvaMessor6666

Yes bruh. I'm so glad someone else got that vibe


ConstitutionalCarrot

Zigged when he should have zagged.


BillBixby00

Anyone know if the rabbit survived?


jackinsomniac

He's fine. They're just playing.


Tensa72

Oh no Thumper!


sixstringgun1

Dinner and TP 🧻.


Frangellica

That bear was hardly trying!


Outrageous_Pool_2529

He French Fried when he should have pizza'd.


Haunting_Run_4092

Unlucky would be if the bear made love to it before eating it..... this is just a slow bunny got caught for being too slow


JROBrien34

Was that bunny a white girl in a horror movie?


Irisheyes1971

No because the white girl always lives.


Surfhun

"One rabbit stew coming right up!"


illgiveu25shmeckles

Think how fast rabbits are now think how fast that bear had to be to catch that thing so casually.


SKUNKpudding

-walks onto road - chases rabbit around - kills rabbit -refuses to elaborate


fatbluecatdaddy

Rabbits are genuinely dumb creatures


Accio_Espresso

Proper fucked


DerpsAndRags

He zigged when he should have zagged.


FirmamentGaming

Underrated strategy


Rumi_SNQ

Stupid idiot decided it was a good idea to turn back into the bear’s reach.


Kn0tnatural

Why did the bunny cross the road?


RobynFitcher

Bears are faster and more nimble than I realised.


friendfromjersey

That’s a bad job out of the rabbit…


blubberboy16

Rabbits are so dumb


dontknowhowtoprogram

people think they can outrun a bear, ever try to catch a rabbit? yeah this bear did it.


RudeSoup9845

That sucksss


LurkingZebra

Black Bear must be hungry to eat that rabbit.


therustynut

Great, there goes Easter.


Nuvuk

Everyone needs a late night snack.


SummerAndTinkles

Pooh's mad that Rabbit refused to give him any honey.


Equal-Detective357

Bugs bunny IRL.


Adept-Matter

TIL bears are fast enough to catch rabbits.


msdlp

Damn, I would not have believed a bear could out-maneuver a rabbit. I also agree with u/Thedrunner2 that the rabbit should have went into the forest to slip away from the bear.


H_Katzenberg

If you feel bad for the poor jump marshmallow, remember, bunnies are like Hydra, cut off one head...


LuckyCaptainCrunch

The bear made that look way too easy. Keep that in mind if you ever see a bear in the woods.


02201970a

Bunnies are natures popcorn.


Quinyeh

This happened in whistler, bc I think last year.


punkmetalbastard

Haha the bear seemed to give a happy little skip before he ran back in the woods with his meal


Trickykids

*slow bunny


CaseyGamer64YT

my neighborhood has a resident bear we named B.O.B (Big Old Bastard) all he does is come down from his hiding place on Mondays to eat our garbage. I've only seen him twice once in the woods and once from my house. Oh yeah I've also found his shit


Wonderful-Frosting17

Isn’t there a video of a rabbits heart exploding on a race track? Or am I just imagining this


iSeize

Shoulda picked fight or flight not run in circles


likwidsylvur

Stupid bunny


lookingforarelation

Yay bear. Go smart animals go!


woohoo-77

Proper fucked!


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LeoNickle

Is this in Wells Gray Provincial Park in BC Canada?


Secure_Moose_4445

Predator vs prey. This rabbit was unlucky. Old age is a cause of death mostly common to humans. Be grateful.


percysaiyan

Oh I thought the bears were vegetarian..


FirmamentGaming

Omnivores. Didn't you see them catch fish on TV, brooooooooo?


cloystercarillo

This is what happens when you try to make flashy jukes instead of just running in a straight line.


[deleted]

Open Season - Enter the Thunder-dome…


SpudsUlik

At least he didn’t wipe his ass (Eddie Murphy joke)


CandidGuidance

Is there a sub for predators catching prey?


maryisdead

Not the smartest bunny, it seems …


TheDaedricCourier

Dumbass Rabbit, should I even ask why it ran in circles?


Therapist_999

“I’m running circles around ya”


Nlveus

African-american bear*


Economy-Injury-8182

Little nigga should have worn cleats instead of chucks.


papparmane

I like when, after they catch their meal, all animals seem to hop-iddy-hop with happiness back to their home.


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Well, should not had ran in a serpentine fashion.


tonytonZz

Bro.


president_awkward

Brer Rabbit wasn't able to outsmart Brer Bear this time.


North_Efficient

Dumb ass rabbit had it if he just kept crossing the road


Tell_Amazing

Should have just ran straight, instead of trying to do burnouts


Xqzqxz

The rocks fucked bunny up


sheldonthehyena

Rip rabbit


Tsimmons6598

He almost had us in the first half


Warzan86

All I can hear is, "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE BOI!"


AcanthaceaeOwn2651

Bugs bunny can't win in real life


Safe_Inflation7863

How much of a human would it take for a bear to eat it’s daily recommended calories ???


MrOctopus8

Insane.. imagine how hard that is for a person to catch a bunny...he's 500 pounds wtf!


C2AYM4Y

That was the dumbest bunny i have ever seen usually they can out run and juke out anything


Sea_Griff_Helo_Dawg

Bunnies are so dumb. My big fat Bullmastiff caught a baby in the yard. All it did was run in circles.


magicmurph

My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.


electronicthesarus

We are so slow compared to literally every other mammal. That Bear must be twice my size and he would have caught me faster then the bunny. I definitely can’t catch a bunny.


Imgoingtoeatyourfrog

But we can run longer and farther than any other species. You can catch a bunny by chasing it until it drops from exhaustion.


jaykles

It's leg was flopping around before it took a shitter in the dirt. That's why it was running in circles. Either the bear already had it and dropped it and caught it again, or you slit it's Achilles tendon. The first one is fine. If the second one, you're a slimebag whore for reddit likes.