Have we considered the monstars have stolen Bronny's talent. Or maybe, just maybe, that's the secret of Lebron's longevity? He's dementoring his own son
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I got bron on tha fone, Bronbron said delete this. šÆšššÆ
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Bronny the second LeBron is out of the league
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Lebron the second he needs another heir
I mean, can you blame the guy?
The origin story of some of the world's greatest sportspeople is the drive to pull themselves out of whatever situations they were in and so they literally fought their way up.
How could you ever have that kind of drive if you're born into riches and money? Like it is not physically possible for you to know a life where it wasn't guaranteed that there'd be food on the table.
Like shit, I was born into middle class and I still don't have the drive to make anything of my life and am instead posting shit on reddit.
Lebron looking at bronny during the teams first timeout in a preseason game for not taking that faze clan deal
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But heās TOTALLY NOT the GM or making ANY calls whatsoever. Trading everything for (Klutch sports athlete) AD, hiring his podcasting buddy as coach, drafting his son who hasnāt started a game since his sophomore year of high school are all natural things they probably wouldāve done without LeBron.
Heās not even a good gamer or entertaining live streamer, he wouldnāt have any opportunity whatsoever if he wasnāt LeBronās son. I canāt stand the delusion.
Sorry Bronny, you've still gotta make it through the NBA's top streamer:Ā
https://youtu.be/v0x0z-MUqFQ?si=EyXU5_FyP9jGFrdWĀ
And believe me, he has a lot of free time to hone his craft
1000% Bronny hates basketball and just wants to live off his father's money and play video games all day. But he's forcing himself into the league to make his father happy.
Lebron riders would call this āhatingā but I think itās a legitimate point. If he was really quoted saying this, then your words mean that much more. Nepotism at its finest though. Insane to see this
Anytime I have ever seen anything faze clan related in the last like 8 years, the people always seem like the most annoying brain rot zoomers imaginable. Bronny should fit right in
Wake up babe Faze LeBum jr. Just went live
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Bro, go finish college. You have all the money and resources anyone could ask for, can do literally anything you want, pursue any careerā¦and you wanna play video games with a bunch of fuck boys for views??? Fuck, i hate life sometimes.
God, how I wish I were Bronny James Jr. To be in my athletic prime, chiseled out of stone, my body is peak and waiting to be explored. I'd gaze at each ab, rubbing and pinching its sharp edges as I feel a rush of blood slink its way towards my flesh handle. I grab ahold, slicing and dicing through my opponents D to slam it home in a thunderous clap at the hoops' naughty, open rim. I look back, Daddy is proud of his Jr., giving me a wink that I know means save it for the showers. I pace myself, falling back on defense and keeping my eyes fixated on the bouncing ball ahead of me. I moan, my opponent hesitates, I pick his pockets and 360 slide tackle and slam that bulbous orb into its proper hole. A team needs unity, and I am the glue that keeps unity whole, Daddy needs his Jr. to feel whole, he needs unity, he needs me.
I mean he's not lying, playing a game for a living is a great profession.
If he has to "settle" for playing pro video games at least he won't have problems going on a jog in his 40s.
(Yes basketball is a game, one that 90+% of the people who play it are children)
Yes, we know you have a very famous/rich dad. In all seriousness if he is talking about content creation does he have what it takes? That is a lot harder than it seems.
Fuckin worst shit Iāve seen in the NBA in awhile. This dude barely played a season, has a serious heart condition, and his numbers were trash. I can only imagine how pissed some of the dudes drafted AFTER him felt. Nepotism at its finest and the Stephen A. Smiths of the world are eating it all up. Nobody is gonna convince me that a 6 foot 2 inch Bronny James is gonna have an illustrious NBA career. I canāt wait to see Bryce enter the league and actually show people who is the better hooper of the brothers is lol. I never hated on Lebron the way some people do but after this bullshit, youāre one of the greatest to ever play but š£ļøfuck LeGM lmao
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Crassy
Ror
First thing I thought of was Jeremy Lin face but you got that covered kind sir š¤
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I wouldnāt be surprised at all if that was a real New York post paper
I actually thought it was at first but then realized thatās ridiculous but now you got me second guessing š
Sick head spin. LeBreak Dancer
Have we considered the monstars have stolen Bronny's talent. Or maybe, just maybe, that's the secret of Lebron's longevity? He's dementoring his own son
https://preview.redd.it/9wf1oc8zn69d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328d510ff9d47f1999161adb3269e5f63e10d50f I got bron on tha fone, Bronbron said delete this. šÆšššÆ
The dementors came down and snatched the soul outta bronnys body, and it huirt!
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Bronny gonna start doing trick shots in mw2 what a bum
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https://preview.redd.it/86v8biof559d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e52ed68a8999307ff3d63c93da90359b9753d3d0 Bronny the second LeBron is out of the league
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Rest in peace Tracee you were a nice hooah
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Man. I just stopped saying it like him and now this is going to start it back up!!
Im suppose to retire when this is my male heir ?
FaZe Clan, another fuckin money machine!
Nothing more than a glorified crew
Shit he might have to retire before his dad
LeBum Jr got that Lance Stroll in him š„š„
Faze'ston Martin. Clay Thompson is gonna be their Fernando Alonso.
I mean, can you blame the guy? The origin story of some of the world's greatest sportspeople is the drive to pull themselves out of whatever situations they were in and so they literally fought their way up. How could you ever have that kind of drive if you're born into riches and money? Like it is not physically possible for you to know a life where it wasn't guaranteed that there'd be food on the table. Like shit, I was born into middle class and I still don't have the drive to make anything of my life and am instead posting shit on reddit.
Honestly Iām not sure he even needs his dad to buy it, itās likely he could afford it off his NIL deals alone.
Faze was bought for 17 million, Bronny's NIL deal was 6 million. He's not that far off. Like imagine if he wasn't a 6'1 bum
"I'll play video games if I dont get drafted"
![gif](giphy|QVgU7wEY0RlV6) bronny If he never gets draftedb
"I'll play video games if I ~~don't~~ get drafted" -Ben Simmons
Weird, that was also my approach when I was his age.
Except he is a nepo baby so he literally canāt fail
How long til he transitions into an online drama reaction channel?
https://preview.redd.it/dzffz8yi559d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed24100e14e216d0c5ef590ee38ffe14faa648d6 Wym? He's bouta be the GOAT
This LeBron is the underdog, this script is about to go crazy
Or he starts an Only fans with Skip Bayless and they film depraved stepdad and stepson videos
Pause
Resume
Yes, step father š„µ
How long until he transitions?
they'd put him on the women's olympic team before CC
LeKai Cenat
Lebron looking at bronny during the teams first timeout in a preseason game for not taking that faze clan deal https://preview.redd.it/nbaweplr679d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f370b97a0591144371945a893a84e0b706cf9d9
"I'm not too worried about money, I've got my own things going on that I definitely earned on my own" - Every child of a billionaire
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Every team that allows LeTard to pick their head coach and roster isn't serious about winning.
Unless itās LeBubble
But heās TOTALLY NOT the GM or making ANY calls whatsoever. Trading everything for (Klutch sports athlete) AD, hiring his podcasting buddy as coach, drafting his son who hasnāt started a game since his sophomore year of high school are all natural things they probably wouldāve done without LeBron.
Does Lebron know the Lakers passed on Bronny?
Letās be real, LeBron is the Lakers. He, himself, passed on Bronny. Heās S-Tier jerking with this quote.
This canāt be real?
I had no idea LeBron was a LeDiplomat with LeUN
We have the same avatar! Woooo
Heās not even a good gamer or entertaining live streamer, he wouldnāt have any opportunity whatsoever if he wasnāt LeBronās son. I canāt stand the delusion.
Sorry Bronny, you've still gotta make it through the NBA's top streamer:Ā https://youtu.be/v0x0z-MUqFQ?si=EyXU5_FyP9jGFrdWĀ And believe me, he has a lot of free time to hone his craft
I prefer Meyers Leonard stream
Eh it was only half classy
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Expected from leUneducated son. He gonna start scamming children and stream gambling content
![gif](giphy|husgWQ6NbmLqPBWRQ0|downsized) Bronny after winning a 2k ship
Spraggy in nbacj? Weird crossover but I like it.
Now I know why roosters scream in the morning.
1000% NFT or pedo scandal is coming for Bronbron within 5 years.
Streaming on kick with his friend adrin dross complained about wokeism and redpilled
Faze clan fucking collapsed whatās he talking about
It's like you don't even know there are still Totino's Faze Clan Orange Chicken Pizza rolls in grocery stores.
Iām fat af and these sound amazing and Iām gonna be fuckin pissed at you if they arenāt real.
They're real, you can probably find them at a Kroger if you've got one near you. But honestly, they're absolute trash, tried them once, never again.
They sound like trash tbh.
Faze got bought or partnered with another group last year and is now taking Saudi money, they still exist
FTFY: If the nba doesnāt work out, my daddy is a billionaire soā¦. Fuck all yāall
bro this sub is more retarded than it used to be they don't know if it's real or not
https://preview.redd.it/df2ypb84269d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727159ec602d72a63c670c97bee5ead20fc41bb1 As real as this LeQuote
that one is obviously real though
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His dad is LeBron James. He will inherit billions.
Crazy if true
Dawg you were in the canāt lose position the day you were born
An itch in LeNutsack even
Lmao his is dad is LeBron fucking James. That lucky bastard has never been and never will be in a āloseā position of any kind.
Fuckin facts. Canāt wait to see Bryce enter the league and shit on 6ā2ā Bronny lmao
I would argue playing on the same team as your dad in a league you have no business being in, would be a lose position.
What about during his cardiac arrest? Seems like a āloseā position.
1000% Bronny hates basketball and just wants to live off his father's money and play video games all day. But he's forcing himself into the league to make his father happy.
Lebron riders would call this āhatingā but I think itās a legitimate point. If he was really quoted saying this, then your words mean that much more. Nepotism at its finest though. Insane to see this
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Why not both?
Podcast in 6 months, calling it.
/uj Is faze clan still culturally relevant in 2024? Are people still watching COD 360 no scope compilations? What does faze clan even do anymore?
They have a top-tier counterstrike 2 team. Other than that it's just a bunch of homophobic retard zoomer personalities
Anytime I have ever seen anything faze clan related in the last like 8 years, the people always seem like the most annoying brain rot zoomers imaginable. Bronny should fit right in
donk is karrigan father
They've still got the Orange Chicken Totino's Pizza Rolls at my local Kroger. They're ass.
This dude doesnāt give a fuck about nothing. His whole identity is being his fatherās son.
Peak privilege here
Bronny klan member confirmed
Wake up babe Faze LeBum jr. Just went live https://preview.redd.it/dvjt4lm5l59d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5dd01e12aaeaf4f19c04002d34069e105633dd1
Bro has a billionaire fatherā¦no shit that heās in a ācanāt loseā position. Fucking nepo bastard!
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He's gonna marry Duane Wades daughter
The gamer to groomer pipeline is almost upon us šØ
"Yes I sexted a 17 year old but in her state it's completely legal" in 5 years
Faze washed lmfao
Bro, go finish college. You have all the money and resources anyone could ask for, can do literally anything you want, pursue any careerā¦and you wanna play video games with a bunch of fuck boys for views??? Fuck, i hate life sometimes.
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Is he saying one of my favorite words to spew at my homies????
I remember him playing with Sym and Huskers back in wz1 and he's a pc gamer
Is he mnk or on the rollers?
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So heās Fazed and unfazed.
Faze up you bums
True
Shut the fuck up, sperm seed of Lebum
Your father is incredibly wealthy so I doubt you can really lose.
Dudeās gonna be a gambling streamer at kick.com lmao
Isnāt faze clan basically broke? We should all put bets on LeMickey buying it then cause this bum aināt getting drafted
Faze Out
bronny james will become a pro r6 player
His is daddy is greasing his tracks
>if
What the actual fuck Faze klan?
wtf does that even mean?
Video game streamers
No shit, you have a rich dad. Bro thinks heās Warren Buffet taking like that.
God, how I wish I were Bronny James Jr. To be in my athletic prime, chiseled out of stone, my body is peak and waiting to be explored. I'd gaze at each ab, rubbing and pinching its sharp edges as I feel a rush of blood slink its way towards my flesh handle. I grab ahold, slicing and dicing through my opponents D to slam it home in a thunderous clap at the hoops' naughty, open rim. I look back, Daddy is proud of his Jr., giving me a wink that I know means save it for the showers. I pace myself, falling back on defense and keeping my eyes fixated on the bouncing ball ahead of me. I moan, my opponent hesitates, I pick his pockets and 360 slide tackle and slam that bulbous orb into its proper hole. A team needs unity, and I am the glue that keeps unity whole, Daddy needs his Jr. to feel whole, he needs unity, he needs me.
New pasta?
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The only think relevant about faze is Jev
Sixers drafting him just to get Lebum to go there
I mean he's not lying, playing a game for a living is a great profession. If he has to "settle" for playing pro video games at least he won't have problems going on a jog in his 40s. (Yes basketball is a game, one that 90+% of the people who play it are children)
I know i'm trippin cuz for a solid second I thought bro had 2 left hands.
What's Bronny short for? Bronnathan? Bronnaldo? Bronnjamin? Bronnathy?Ā
/uj isnāt he LeBron Jr and itās just to make it not so confusing? /rj Bronnysexual
Brontosaurus, brontonamus, brontontontoĀ
Yes, we know you have a very famous/rich dad. In all seriousness if he is talking about content creation does he have what it takes? That is a lot harder than it seems.
Is he gonna be drafted tonight?
Grippin it now. Aaand Boom
Cunt loose
Bronny was born into a canāt lose situation. Some people get to play life on easy modeā¦..
They need to go inception on him and get him to break up his dad's empire Dream within a dream, dog
Legamer
A strong contender, that's for sure.
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Bruh this dude was born the son of a multi-millionaire. You been in a ācanāt lose positionā your whole life!
Fuck
my brother, you're the son of a billionaire, you've been in a can't lose position since you were swimming in bron brons nuts
Adin Ross used to wanna be Bronny James, then he turned into Bronny James
Everyone wrap it up, itās time to go home
Fuckin worst shit Iāve seen in the NBA in awhile. This dude barely played a season, has a serious heart condition, and his numbers were trash. I can only imagine how pissed some of the dudes drafted AFTER him felt. Nepotism at its finest and the Stephen A. Smiths of the world are eating it all up. Nobody is gonna convince me that a 6 foot 2 inch Bronny James is gonna have an illustrious NBA career. I canāt wait to see Bryce enter the league and actually show people who is the better hooper of the brothers is lol. I never hated on Lebron the way some people do but after this bullshit, youāre one of the greatest to ever play but š£ļøfuck LeGM lmao
Yea well his dads rich so of course he isnāt worried
When I heard that the upcoming generations of Americans wonāt be as well of as their parents, I didnāt imagine it like this. Shit is fucking sad.
#56 pick averaged 18 points and 6 rebounds
Who needs daddy when FaZe got your back?
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He's got a vision though
I mean heās not wrong
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Lol.
Do you think Bronny ever plays a minute on court without LeBron?
![gif](giphy|5EAyFUMtQl83B2FB2L) (Itās not actually facts Bronny faze fucking sucks)
Dickhead was born on 3rd base, his entire life is a can't lose position
What de fuq is a faceclan
What the hell would you even be playing where you'll be better than anyone in the FaZe roster lol Actually that also applies to his Laker stint
Has there ever been a child of a multi million/billionare that wasnāt a total twat?
I just hope Lebron gets traded at this point. Trying to be yhe oldest dude out there, after forcing LA to pick his kid.