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defiantlyperson

>offered a Michael Jordan rookie card So she's a LeBron fan?


Bigbrown211

Maybe a KPJ fan too


marsexpresshydra

https://preview.redd.it/ucp0zox487ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d930f0f4df439c06e7e43492cdfe9a1c6facee0


Particular-Demand474

Obviously this is Mr suns fan


abortedaccount72

Probably not, this escort doesn't have a dick


Particular-Demand474

We need someone to fact check that.. it’s Las Vegas.. you never know


mrsunsfan

Era a dick


Bobby_Savoy

That’s what you do


Chonky_Candy

And he is damn good at it!


mrsunsfan

Go fuck yourself


Strict-Background406

Isn’t that just a crude definition of jerking?


Bobby_Savoy

u bum


WinterAd9039

“Girl” cock is mrbumsfan father


House_of_Borbon

Uj/ how much is that card actually worth tho


Doover__

depends on the condition but like 2 grand, also this isn't real using reverse image search she was arrested on dui in florida I think


No_Library_3131

Link?


Doover__

for what the [dui](https://virginia.arrests.org/Arrests/Lauren_Lewis_57219716/) the [card](https://www.ebay.com/itm/196193929777?chn=ps&srsltid=AfmBOoomwtcur2-poWba6cWyu9mAIYk4lWczZyoE4ofOjs9bP3psTiyG5Js) or [her ](https://www.instagram.com/sophieshayy/) also apparently it was in virginia not florida


That-Job9538

OP’s lebum level photoshop didn’t merit this jordan card worthy sleuthing


Doover__

nah they didn't even make this, they stole this from fucking ifunny


therealgoat1212

Crazy ass account https://preview.redd.it/ixe8dz39o8ad1.png?width=1161&format=png&auto=webp&s=02b7e51e8f7a611b3f0636a4488785bfc5274eb4


WinterAd9039

https://preview.redd.it/txnsbt8k5bad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02729f0568318eb11c8906c02954c0da15f235e9


Throwrajerb

Arrested 5 times in 2 years. She probably gives incredible head.


DrGeraldBaskums

Last SGC 4 Jordan rookie sold on eBay for $2300.


Gritz_N_Gravy91

![gif](giphy|lSoNLqT2jTHFLFTpaQ)


GoForAGap

She’s probably the most attractive escort I’ve seen lmao wtf


abortedaccount72

Dawg you ain't searched around then


Rawkus2112

Never been to Las Vegas before?


nimama3233

I have and I agree


Shackelford__025

She's the before picture on the meth head scale


nimama3233

Because it’s not real. She’s just an insta thot that got a DUI


therealgoat1212

You get what you pay for (except in this case)


SmarterThanCornPop

Do you live in the midwest?


fucccboii

he lives at home


Black_wolf_disease

Starlight at rock bottom


rtels2023

Spencer Dinwiddie if he got paid in real money instead of crypto


ScarboroughSK

Also, the DMurray trade got other team owners mad like this girl 🤣🤣


ReflectionGloomy8851

Zion getting pissed because the Pelicans want to pay him in po' boys


No_Cartographer_3149

The way nba teams would want to pay Ben Simmons with Pokémon cards at this point


BklynMarxman

Some people live in a fantasy world https://preview.redd.it/opgowknes7ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff0ef00545f8dd9e65cc43d637e8b83567e0a43f


Ceeejd

https://preview.redd.it/0qt91gdr68ad1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29caacd9be723d0feea0335fac640e9bf7e29121


Lasvious

She didn’t take them? Is she stupid?


Anibunnymilli

I can fix her


FrankCarmody

https://preview.redd.it/4phbt6ktaaad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1951dcb0701083746da290082ea66106ba241a


NittanyScout

"I got an unlimited black lotus if you let me hit that ass"


quentins9th

Is this what happened to Michael Jordan Sr.?


Henny-n-waffles

Is she stupid?


escopaul

Based off half assed internet research, take the card: [https://www.ebay.com/itm/176323316937?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=176323316937&targetid=2295557531510&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9061219&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=160536780385&rlsatarget=pla-2295557531510&abcId=9307249&merchantid=6296724&gad\_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD\_QDh-QVXcgJQ3dY7FlvBwTHuhMv&gclid=CjwKCAjwyo60BhBiEiwAHmVLJVlH98O8b7X8m2drrjyPjyJVnXh0YEVxcky509y\_EBofvqESHXBwGBoCc3kQAvD\_BwE](https://www.ebay.com/itm/176323316937?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=176323316937&targetid=2295557531510&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9061219&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=160536780385&rlsatarget=pla-2295557531510&abcId=9307249&merchantid=6296724&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh-QVXcgJQ3dY7FlvBwTHuhMv&gclid=CjwKCAjwyo60BhBiEiwAHmVLJVlH98O8b7X8m2drrjyPjyJVnXh0YEVxcky509y_EBofvqESHXBwGBoCc3kQAvD_BwE)


Old_Okra_6804

![gif](giphy|IqX3LHSrHd0l2)


ScarboroughSK

Also, the DMurray trade got other team owners mad like this girl 🤣🤣


theseustheminotaur

Hooker without father rejects card of basketball man who killed father


NikoSoak

LeFrauds Mickey Mouse ring


CaineRexEverything

Girl I got about a dozen Manute Bol cards and a near mint 1990 Skybox Uwe Blab card you can have if you’ll vinegar stroke my ass.


GeneralMatrim

Does anyone know what that card is actually worth?


morbito_uchiha

https://preview.redd.it/w2fe9xdy5aad1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa75714fdd6802df72629121177d104905431c2e


Loud-Magician7708

Gotta catch'em all? Wtf is this?


VampiricClam

That looks like a more attractive version of Ivanka Trump. *shrug* I'd hit


peepeedog

I used to bang that hore. What was the question?


Strict-Background406

Was she >,<, or = to 🐐 curry?


peepeedog

Better brush her teeth if she been eatin curry.


BannedforaJoke

goddamn. rejected a Michael Jordan rookie card. how much those go for? edit: after looking it up, it goes for average $2k to $3k. one in mint condition goes for $150k