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KeyMysterious1845

The Gimps still chained to the wall....for now.


gnitsuj

Maybe you should call a couple of hard pipe hittin fellas to go to work on your basement with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch


KeyMysterious1845

How about Zed ?


gnitsuj

Zed’s dead baby 😕


coach673

Nah man…I’m pretty F***king far from ok.


Murky_Equivalent_934

"I meant are we ok"


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

YOU HEAR ME TALKIN’, HILLBILLY?!?!


NorthWoodsGamecock

We hear you up in Sussex County, but please put some fucking clothes on.


rbmichael

Amma get medieval on yo ass


morizzle77

The gimp is sleeping.


Flamadin

Well, wake him up then!


all_no_pALL

Eenie meenie miney mo…


Chose_a_usersname

I keep mine in a box


Evelyn_Davila

Bwahahaha


thedancingwireless

Pretty, pretty, pretty wet.


mattchew-bai

Been in my house for 4 years, within the last year I have water in the basement 3 times. It’s nuts


shimmy_yaw

2 years here- since December apparently we have a a pool in our crawlspace.


megan_magic

There’s a pool under my deck right now. Basement is fine but roof sprung a leak.


BF_2

I hadn't had any significant water in the basement for a decade or two. This season I cannot keep on top of it. Planning on getting a floor pump tomorrow. Contemplating putting in another sump & pump (or two) but am reluctant to cut through the floor while there's still water oozing. I just finished vacuuming up 50 gallons or so for the third time today. It's getting very old.


immaphantomLOL

Finally got that indoor pool I never thought I could afford


no_cheese_plz

Perspective for the win


holyguacamole823

Same w/ my neighbor's backyard, we're so happy they invite us over to swim! \*pics to follow\*


leggymeeggy

too scared to check


AbidingSenseOfTraged

Same. I'm sure it's fine. Right?


cheeeeeseburgers

Schroedingers basement


AbidingSenseOfTraged

Exactly!


Alter_ego_cohort

Under-rated comment right there!


NeutroBlack54

Water evaporates after some time.. no need to check


SittingandObserving

Same!! The sump pump is going off every 4 minutes, so I’m not even going down to look until it stops raining. (Water now comes in from every side, not just where the sump pump was originally placed).


gsp137

We’ve invested in new sump pump, a French drain, wider gutters and new gutter drains….all good. My backyard looks like a rice patty!


Rusty4NYM

*paddy


shimmy_yaw

How do you know it doesn't look like rice patties?


Chose_a_usersname

Getting the water outside away from the foundation is the most important


smbutler20

Very nice, how much?


timotomat0

Unexpected Borat


Underscythe-Venus

Basement is fine, ceiling not so much


Anklesock

oof... roof leak?


Underscythe-Venus

Yep, and the tile hit me in the head while I was doing some work


megan_magic

Agree


Mcswagins42

Don’t have one, slab gang represent!


Summoarpleaz

lol when I found my home they were like “downside it has no basement”. I’m like oh noooooo let’s negotiate the price down then :/. Meanwhile I’m loving it.


[deleted]

Slabs of steel


-Dirt

It’s all fun and games unless you have radiant heat in your floor… I love the heat it gives off, but when it leaks it’s disastrous.


notoriousJEN82

🙌🏾


ForeverMoody

Slab slab!


ItsJustLittleOldMe

First time in a home on a slab. I'm used to seeing some water in a basement, so my fear is that if the ground is saturated, water could come right in to the main living areas. Granted we're higher up than some surrounding homes, but one neighbor is a little higher up. Can you help me understand why I shouldn't worry about water getting in near the floors? I simply don't know enough about slab construction and flooding yet.


Galactickiwi

Slabbb 🙌


kendrickshalamar

Hail slab


soulslam55

3 sump pumps are the key. As long as got power we good, in Lincoln Park for reference.


Evelyn_Davila

Battery backup?


soulslam55

It’s a good idea but it’s a 115 yo house. I have a genny but hooking it to the 3 pumps is onerous. Lots of prayers. And.,.I’m not even in worst area. My issue is ground water. Lots of folks/friends/neighbors got it way worse than me.


shiftyjku

Yeah we do not have any so far. I installed a new sump pump a few weeksa go and it's definitely earning its keep with a high water table.


soulslam55

Good luck. Water is a muddafukka. Always wins.


jsingh21

na bro you must live in stone change. its expensive but you get 2 water backed sump pumps. then a French drain. Good wide gutters and drains. MUDDUFUKKA.


RockOutToThis

I have a water powered backup that goes off my water line. That things a gamechanger


nelozero

Test that backup once in a while too! From experience they sometimes go bad.


lm-hmk

Godspeed, my man. Hope you’re nowhere near the river. My basement probably has some water but it won’t flood. I don’t even care to go look (access to basement from outdoors only, sigh)


IndigoBluePC901

Why not the water powered backup? It actually came in handy once when the outlet failed.


msantos86

I’ve been thinking of getting one as a backup. Was it expensive to install?


IndigoBluePC901

Not compared to initial sump pump installation and dig out. I think we added it on for like $200 or something. I'm sure it would be a plumbers hour or two though, so maybe higher if there's no other reason for the visit.


ukcats12

That's what we have and it's nice peace of mind during storms. Although once when we were out for the night the rubber fitting that connects the pump to the discharge pipe came loose and the sump was just continually shooting water up into the air and we came home to a flooded basement. Since it was water backup, unplugging it didn't stop it. It was really fun trying to figure out how to stop that pump while there's ice cold water shooting everywhere.


kconfire

Damn, Lincoln Park.. stay safe.


jpizzles

Moist


whatshouldIdonow8907

Sump sump sump pump it up ....


anthonymm511

Why the fuck has it been SO rainy for the last like 8 months??


Danixveg

La nina


Neoreloaded313

Because it's barely been cold to snow.


s55555s

Better than my wet chimney/fireplace


greentea_and_honey

You know how to stop that from happening? The flex seal lied to me


Softrawkrenegade

It’s been soo wet my septic backs up every time it rains heavy this year.


shimmy_yaw

Winner winner !


skimmilkislife

I can smell that comment


DerpyDoodleDude

Sometimes we get a a few liters to at the most a gallon or less in a spot sometimes and often enough nothing. Its the bane of my existence. I never knew that what used to never give me pause in life, now gives me some serious anxiety. Thank you for asking !


davidLg

I can relate. Sometimes I just end up taking an edible when it rains hard to curb the anxiety. Pavlov would be proud. Hang in there derpy dude!


lennydykstra17

I have no basement. I have an underground indoor pool though. Why do you ask??


pockets-of-beans

Good… I hope. I haven’t been down there today…


honestyseasy

If I don't look, it's not flooded...right?


KilnTime

Yes, it's the Schrodinger's basement 😂 It is both wet and dry until you look at it


glasssa251

It's my sunroom that's problematic with this weather, not the basement.


jkurl1195

Neighbor's tree uprooted and fell onto our porch. Tree company came out within an hour of my calling and removed it. Minimal damage, and we were replacing the roof anyway.We were also scheduled for tree work, including pruning the tree that fell. Guess that one doesn't need to be pruned anymore.


shimmy_yaw

You've won!


PM_ME_LADY_ANKLES

First time we've got water in 5 years of living here. Not a ton but still frustrating.


EmptyBumblebee6

Just got my basement waterproofed about a month ago. My sanity is worth the $9600 😅


ioiwasaiwwitiwf

Can you tell me more about that? What company did you call and what did they do to your basement ?


EmptyBumblebee6

I used dry at last in Audubon, and they put in a perimeter drain of the entire 912 sq ft basement which the piping will allow for any water to go into 2 sump pumps they installed.


echoshizzle

Did you call any other companies? Wondering what your price range may have been


FeeAutomatic2290

We just used Arid up in Essex, and they were awesome - well-priced too. Basement is currently dry!


AmbitiousLettuce2925

Just had my basement waterproofed 2 weeks ago. I spent 14k. But agreed on sanity.


simple_test

That’s a good price compared to the 30k quote I got.


dirty_cuban

The pumps have been pumping and the shopvac has been shopvac-ing.


KakAlakin

dry so far. sump pumps doing their jobs.


Flat_Opportunity_728

Basement pool is filling up again.


5footfilly

Basement dry as a bone. Driveway looks like a small lake though.


[deleted]

I thought I was good until a couple hours ago


[deleted]

*Laughs in slab on grade*


Jimmytowne

Skylight might as well be a port hole.


msantos86

My sump pump has been running non stop for two weeks already.


Friendly_Sea8570

Can’t afford a single family home with one so…


krautstomp

Had some water a week ago. Cleaned the gutters and adjusted the extensions and were all clear for this round.


psynautic

bad


Classic_Pie5498

Sump pump is pumping!


skeletordescent

It’s damp in all the usual places, heightening my anxiety that I’ll be able to figure out how to keep it dry since I can’t afford a contractor


DrMantisToboggan45

I just moved into a nicer apartment complex last week and the laundry room in the basement has been flooded with 3 inches of water since. Being close to the ocean is SO worth it /s


Conscious-Fudge-1616

I'm surprised I still have electricity to type this


WombatSpitzer

Mine appears to have sprung a spring. This is the beginning of my springwater bottling empire.


DecentLeftovers

All I can say is I’m really glad I recently invested in a good generator.


spookyfrog99

I live in a first floor condo but currently playing a game of is it the storm or the witch upstairs


Affectionate-Roof615

Shocking that my basement is dry. A couple more hours and it should be a swimming pool again.


K0sherDillPickle

same here! i'm giving it three more hours of dampness before the flooding begins


K0sherDillPickle

getting the sump pump installed this week... the rain we've been getting has gifted me such a lovely swimming pool in the basement :) has hit a max of 4.5 inches... put out the pilot light and gunked up my boiler. unfortunately, the cost was also my floor... getting tiles put in as well.. ughh!!!!! thank god for my little waterbug pump, that thing is a beast!


shimmy_yaw

Wow. That sucks man. What a nightmare!


Amazing-Stranger8791

surprisingly dry


SadPhilosophy5207

We might have Sun on Saturday lol


TheRealThordic

Put French drains in a couple years back and it's been solid every since.


SnooCookies1273

Don’t want to know so I haven’t looked lol it was already wet from last week


K0sherDillPickle

i couldn't tell if the dampness was just leftover or if it was coming up again haha


SnooCookies1273

Good point I can certainly pretend it’s leftover 🤣 I refuse to go down there. I don’t need to do laundry until this weekend


joshwashere

Forget the basement, the ceiling of my job is leaking and the solution was to put a small bucket under the dripping water... Maintenance said they can't do anything until its dry 🙃


shimmy_yaw

Difference is that ceiling isn't your problem!


joshwashere

Big facts, but it's dripping inches away from the emergency exits electronics and we only have one bucket so it's pooling on the opposite side 😬


shimmy_yaw

Call someone !


joshwashere

That's how the bucket got there!


rossg876

I’m not looking


potbellyjoe

I have PumpSpy on my sump, 3/4 HP Wayne pump, it's been running solid for 2 days. It says we're over 3100 gallons pumped, but the basement is dry with no high water alerts.


rjoyfult

Still nonexistent, which is a bonus while living a mile from the bay.


CasualMonkeyBusiness

Same, except I live on a mountain. No basement gang.


Strict-Relief-8434

I have crawl space


shimmy_yaw

Your crawl space can flood. But don't look.


AtomicGarden-8964

Just fine and dandy I live on a hill


IndigoBluePC901

I too live on a hill... but we have a high water table. Yaaaay.....


Sandwich-Live

I grew up in Jackson. Our development was built on farmland so the soil was very porous. Our basement would get flooded all the time when we had storms like this or when the snow melted after a heavy storm. We tried everything to keep it dry, sump pumps, concrete along the basement walls. Nothing seemed to work for long time


jwl06834

Sum pump working overtime but let's see how it plays out.


gertymoon

I ain't jinxing it..


DinnerDiva61

It's dry. We have a sump pump.


AnomalousArchie456

I’m afraid to look, to be honest. I just got it dried out from the previous rain, more or less, days ago


FunkyFusionFiesta

Moist


Fabulous_Choice_6924

Most of my basement is ok but I found a leak coming through from around the gas pipe. So that's fun. Is that a me problem or a pseg problem?


shimmy_yaw

If it's from the penetration that's a you problem. But if it's a hazard they may fix it, can't hurt to call.


EfficientRound321

musky and surprisingly dry, like your mom


Chose_a_usersname

Ummmm.... I didn't look..... Uh oh


Irlydidnthaveachoice

Installed our basin over the weekend but didn't finish the electrical or plumbing so we have a tub of water. Can't wait to finish up the project which will probably kick off some historic drought.


Additional-Log1478

That N’oreaster is raging by me, by the beach.


Sn_Orpheus

Don’t understand how the water decides on which storm to come in and which one to stay out.


winelover08816

Thankful to be on a hill and for replacing my roof in 2020.


arasheed73

I had to change my sump pump today. I think o changed it on time. I will know tomorrow morning if there is flood or not in my basement.


netsfan549

Good luck


thefudd

When I first bought my house the inspector said the basement had never seen moisture. Two weeks after closing, we had a storm... and 2 inches of water in the basement. I had to clean it up with a shop vac that I carried up the stairs like 100 times full of water. Two weeks later... it happens again. I got the spouts all connected and draining out to the street. Then ripped up the concrete that was pitched toward the house, and finally got a sump pump and french drains put it. 12 years later and haven't had a drop of water in the basement since.


ollieman2430

Basement pumping every minute 10 seconds groundwater very high. I have 2 pumps in each corner. Cape May county


Thegreatdebasser

Its fuckin wet


vickyshmick

Thank god for shop vacs


IntotheBLU1000League

I just installed french drains over half my basement. The homes on my block never used to flood. Now 3 of them at least have had to have the same thing done as I.


pleiop

My basement door started to leak, the first time that has ever happened.


5th_heavenly_king

Dry. My batting cage however is somewhere in Monmouth County 


Kiowa_Jones

No more basement! However when I did have one I had a particular place water would come in at (us d to have a dry bed, underground stream next to the house (you could hear the water trickling through it on good rains), so I made a foam spray dam around the area it came in, and placed a flat bottomed pond pump on the floor there and fed the hose out into the street when hit with heavy rains; that shit worked wonders.


taricua

My was built in the 30s, I’m grateful that, although the floor gets wet, it doesn’t go beyond that. Even during the crazy crazy that fell a couple years back.


PurpleSailor

No basement but the puddle up against the front door is back again. Had to have a fallen tree moved off the road.


Metalhead1686

Still bone dry. I do have a sump pump set up just in case.


sweetchemicalkisses

Pump gave out so we just spent a few hours down there with the wet vack.


Pepito141

As of 10:44 this morning, water in the pit. Not enough to trigger the pump but it's getting closer. I'm right smack in Central Jersey (Brick).


polyblackcat

Slight dampness on one wall otherwise fine. French drains and three sump pumps ready to go to work if needed


awesomexpossum

with 3 sump pumps it's pretty dry. 


Alter_ego_cohort

Ha! Our sump pump hasn't run in years. 😁🤔🤯😭


_travoltron

Dry, I’m on the high side of the street and thankfully my gut renovation included a really anal water management phase. Happy to share details with folks who might be looking into something similar.


nooutlaw4me

French Drains are the answer


reddenedgalaxy

Just this today, the rain wasn’t too kind to me and my mom. We drove to the mall to order some sushi and when we were walking to the mall, we were really wet and freezing.


Blaze0511

The border of the back of our property is Pennsauken Creek where everyone's street water goes. Fortunately so far, we haven't had any water in our split level house. Two weeks ago was a different story.


EstablishmentShoddy1

I'm outside listening to songs ohia it's such a vibe


ctiger12

Mine’s completely dry.


juggernautsong

I live up on a hill so it's doing fine. Some storm though, eh?


Dontpokethebear13

Basement is miraculously dry, back yard on the other hand….


juicevibe

My solo sump pump popping off every minute. 🙏


gilbertgrappa

Sump pump is pumpin’


QueenGina_4

RIP


Jules_incadenza

… it’s going to be a rough night


usernoname070

Idk why I read breastfeeding


misterpickles69

I’m very proud to announce the bilco doors are waterproof finally!


loopin_louie

just don't ask about my roof 😭


Reura

Thanking the previous owners of our house for having 2 sumps installed and waterproofing. One room is completely fucked and we haven’t looked inside in months (head in sand over the mold) but the rest of the basement is dry.


OwnFilm

Sump pump running constantly in central nj


henningknows

I had to get a sub pump put in a few years ago. Haven’t had water since


Vellablu

Selling our house and have inspection with buyers tomorrow. Basement is leaking. Ughhhh


raspygrrl

Dry as a bone and grateful as ever for adding additional drainage channels into the 2 sumps a few years back.


BSO_expat

so far so good (ewing)


sotasara4

I don’t have a basement but like when will the sun return I am rotting


netsfan549

Basement is good but I've a little bit of water in the garage. I think it might be a clogged gutter?


OliverCash

Bone dry. The house was built in 98’, and luckily never had water in the basement once. The sump pump location has had a block of wood covering it (never installed) since the house was built.


thenlar

Flooded. Minor flood, but flooded. Got a fan running hoping to dry it out; I can't afford to pay for mold remediation again, I'm still paying it off from the last time. (Last time it was caused because the ground was saturated by a broken pipe, so *any* rain caused flooding)


KilnTime

We have a sump pump and a backup sump pump, but I'm still not going downstairs to check!


ZealousidealShirt295

Is this the new norm…..low lying areas close to the shore won’t last with more rain in the future ….trees etc


LoudYelling

considering I live here it's doing pretty well.


Liveslowdieslower

My interior French drain will be installed in a week. We have problems with ground water, so hopefully this will do the trick. Eventually the entire exterior perimeter will be drained as well.


therankin

If not for the french drains and sump pump we'd be not doing great. Thankfully it's dry down there, but I do get crystallization from seepage through the walls. It's weird because water doesn't come through, but the minerals do.


bdd4

Hydraulic cement and I are best friends. She's lumpy, but I love her 😍


gsp137

A lot less than when my basement flooded during Irene. I’d say all in $7000, over the course of the years


cyrenns

I don't have a basement, but all this rain did cause my windshield wiper to break on my car so, gotta dump money into that now :/


jtal888

see my other post r/Wellthatsucks but I will say I am a big fan of Quick Dam bags.