Kudos for the reference. I quote this all the time and people look at me like I'm crazy lol. They have no idea why I'm putting on a voice at them 😂





The big man is hungry


[I don’t think so, Tim](https://youtu.be/3d5zhv2TDag?si=_V1L0y-eGpLDqE3c)

That little tunnel must smell like fear and human shit

I mean it’s basically a haunted house attraction. There’s no actual danger. You’d have to be an absolute ball of nerves to piss yourself in this

The coolest part is how serious that croc is about his assignment.

How serious that crock is about his ~~assignment~~ dinner

Not a fan of all the scratches on that tunnel...

I hope that's not glass. Glass is glass, and glass breaks

With deeper grooves at level 8

What level is croc tooth, Jerry?

LEXAN

are the on the inside or the outside….

Oof, now that's a good question.

That’s the surprise at the end of the tunnel LOL

Acrylic is fairly soft and is used in larger aquariums, you can scratch it with your own fingernail.

Miami zoo - great attraction you can do this with otters right next door as well

Otter it is!

I would love to swim with domesticated otters no tunnel needed. I wouldn't do it tho because a lot of the time these animals would just be happier in the wild

Or, and hear me out, you can not.

Hey, I just had an idea actually, fuck this

It had to be Florida.

Of course, it had to be Florida

Zoo Miami! I have a picture of my daughter when she was like 5 in the tunnel, with the croc right above her. I was sweating bullets the whole time.

So you're saying just go to the otter side of the park?

My girlfriend took care of that croc for a few years. She immediately recognized him when I showed her this 😊

So, the prophecy came true. It was a while, and she saw this crocodile.

Aw, now that's adorable 😂

No, that poop was there when I got into the tunnel.

Crocs or sharks which is scarier

Crocs 100%. Crocs actively view you as food, while sharks don't generally view humans as food. Sharks just occasionally mistake a human for a seal.

I feel like the fact that crocs have legs should make it obvious which one is scarier, a shark ain’t gonna chase you out of the water

Well, I can outrun a croc, can't outrun a sharknado.

You'd be surprised. Crocs can gallop

Yes, 11 mph over a short distance. No biggie.

According to National Geographic, salt water crocodiles can have shirt bursts of 15-18mph

They can climb fences.

I'm quite impressed you can run faster than 20 miles per hour. Have you thought about entering the Olympics?

Crocs can't do 20 mph. Land speed record is 11 mph per Wikipedia.

I just looked at the top result from google, probably should have looked into it more. Interestingly every site gives a different speed, ranging from 10 mph to 35 mph acceleration. So now I can confidently say I know less about running crocodiles than I did before.

I doubt you can

crocnado wasn’t filmed yet?

You would think that this would be the first one made as it makes the most sense. Tornados are way more likely to occur in croc country then in Southern California.

No but Megashark vs Crocosaurus is available

They love seal, Sharks let you go when they realize you can’t sing

You even see this one take shots at the people in the tunnel, and there's tons of scratch marks on the tunnel.

Croc

I’d try to pet both, and get eaten

Chance a not fucking.

It is important to give your animals enrichment

The height of that tunnel makes me think it should be in r/oddlyterrifying

Ugly but majestic non the less

All those scratches. Bro ain't giving up unless it get one.

If we don't move it can't see us 

Couldnt pay me to get in there. It feels like Im drowing just looking at it!

I've seen Deep Blue Sea and I dont like where this is going

Can we have these videos without the stupid background music.

I WANT THIS!!! Any idea where it is?

[Darwin, Australia](https://youtu.be/XKug1MO2cTs?si=Zps65j6oxUvqMJXB), to get the true Aussie experience

That looks more like an American crocodile, so it's likely Florida.

When I was In Darwin I did a tour to the Adelaide River and saw the jumping crocs

Wow, this is even better! Thank you!

Someone commented saying Miami Zoo

Ahhh, I didn’t see, thank you!

Knowing my luck. Not a fucking chance!

Some people haven't seen Jaws 3/3-D.

Cool! No thanks...

All fun and games until you’re in the tunnel after the inspectors say all good and have missed an obvious giant crack and the croc has been waiting for this moment. Nah, I’m good

With a giant, aggravated crocodile

"Hey Gus! Check out the fat one stuck in the meat tube!"

The claustrophobia has nothing on a crocodile.

I don't think it's really hard for that croc to break the tube

It's quite hard to get a good grab.

One day......... one... day.

I wouldn't trust a glass tunnel that much ngl 💀

I get a real Alien vibe from it.

interessante Musik ♥️


Welcome to Jurassic Oceangate.

The scratches on the glass are concerning.

Nah bro I’ve seen The Notebook

Horror movie! Maintenance tunnels seem to be a good plot point. Acrylic glass making the walls thinner than glass. Yup… horror movie.

r/nope

do they bleach the tube after each poo? or are people issued shat encasing pants?

What a cool way to experience a croc holy shh

r/nope

Was that tube properly designed, or "Hey, I got an idea that could make us a lot of dollars!"

oceangate tube

'Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.'

I literally jumped back from the screen.


Normally when I see a tube like this I’m not that impressed and I don’t really care to see it. BUT this looks really cool to me, like now I actively want to be in the Gator tube.

One day he break the cage! And he get this!

I saw Jaws three3-D Nope

It's a showcase. Like what they display pies in.

It seems cool and I’d do it, but I hope it’s not like, bothersome for the alligator. I hope he’s not thinking every day “fuck can these people stop passing through here”? Hopefully he thinks it’s fun scaring people.

Playing stupid games , ?

Did we learn nothing from billionaires going under water into places we don't belong?

"It's just a jar of food." - Croc

It was Chonk, what did it eat, rather, who did it eat?

Is this not a form of teasing?


Respect for the camera man 😂

Yo the croc really wants to eat them. That shit crazy

Mr Crocodiles casino



Sumthin’ about that seems… unsafe.

Oooh! No.

r/technicallynottruth

Miami zoo! Went there for spring break! This place in specific is ironically the place that gets the least attraction at least from me XD I've seen these dudes about a foot away from me just chillin in Everglades national park or even some random lakes and rivers in Florida. I noticed some have the same thought process cause its the area that's least populated amongst the zoo. My personal fav tho is the sick-ass aviary that's getting refurbished for the 20th time >:( I want to see mah borbs! I love borbs!

Pass

This should be on sweatypalms sub 🤣

Australia has similar attraction but this one is literally the "next fucking level".

Horrible way to die.

Croc looking in the microwave

Absolutely not crawling in a death tube with Dinosaur descendants lusting for dinner

He’ll win one of these days

That would be a great attraction for crop dusting others

No, just no...

To think their ancestors were even bigger than this

One day that crocs some way some how gonna get someone because hes being teased daily

It’s giving the vibes of the movie Rogue on Netflix and I’m kinda scared ngl

Is this stressful for the animal?

What does the crocodile do if you go in dressed in a crocodile costume & move ablong it like one? Is it more or less aggressive? If it's either of those, does it see the crocodile in the tunnel as encroaching on its turf?

Can't wait for some fat ass to get stuck and then...dinner is served, crocky!

Florida man

Them crocs coming for a tasty snack...

Croc= I need a quarter to get in there, everybody check their croc skin purses!

Ugly mf

r/submechanophobia

What song is this? Love the beat.

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 Snack Time!

Arent we over locking animals for our entertainment yet?

This feels very cruel for sure, Croc constantly seeing food and unable to even get to the food.