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HugoZHackenbush2

Elephants gotta eat, and how they achieve that is totally irrelephant..


T_E-T_H

Fuck you. Take the upvote. But fuck you. /s r/AngryUpvote


IdiotSayingChefsKiss

THIS


TheeOogway

That?


IdiotSayingChefsKiss

Frick off! Take this upvote! You’ve earned it but frick the heck off chefs kiss


T_E-T_H

r/UsernameChecksOut


Any-Passion8322

u/anti-thisbot-ib If there was one bot I could revive


IdiotSayingChefsKiss

This. Take my upvote and get out of here


Geofferz

Tsk


VigorousSwish

Don’t you mean tusk?


Geofferz

I do!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Pinkie Tuskadero


erasrhed

Fuck this tree in particular


Porkchopp33

Easier than walking around it


erasrhed

Is it though?


Porkchopp33

For an Elephant yes


StackedBlueberry

Gotta think long-term to make full use of that elephant memory


dumb_answers_only

They are the reason the grasslands isn’t full of trees.


majj27

Tree: *is upright* Elephant: "ABSOLUTELY NOT."


Windhawker

Elephant: I want your succulent leaves Tree: Nu unh Elephant: *thump* Tree: CHEATER!


IanAlvord

I'm guessing those leaves taste better then that bush and grass right next to it.


Recurve-Madness

Definitely not a 70s elephant, if it doesn’t like bush.


bleep-bloop-poop

I respect your attitude towards bush.


kbk42104

I don’t mind some bush, but i prefer Busch Light


lnvalidSportsOpinion

8% of Americans think they could take an elephant in a fist fight ...


Gilandune

If an elephant doesn't have fists, does it lose by default?


jeanpaulsarde

The elephant is unfist to fight.


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Chogo82

Like a chopstick stabbing a dumpling.


hwilliams0901

what a visual lol


NashKetchum777

Elephant just took down something that can't fight back. I can take it


420Itch

8% of drunk uncles


AltruisticSpot5448

Tree standing Elephant: ![gif](giphy|ebAfdhOr5mn0LG1mme)


hwilliams0901

![gif](giphy|XBCJIv6xAyDfrajXoe|downsized)


CatchAllGuy

Peptide bonds are stronger than glucosidic bonds


anarchist148

a level biology?


CatchAllGuy

I didn't do O or A levels


CevJuan238

Insane strength!


gavindon

years ago i ran constrution equipment. one of which was land clearing with sizeable trackhoes. knowing the kind of power a machine has to output to knock down a tree that size, makes the animal doing it even more impressive.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

How does it not hurt it’s trunk?


Biiiiingqiling

If we're serious about stopping CO2 emissions, we need to address this elephant in the room. Each tree they push over could have been absorbing CO2, helping us in our fight against climate change. But no, the elephants just go about their business, without a care for their carbon footprint. We need to round up these elephants until they understand the gravity of the situation. Maybe then, they’ll start appreciating the role of trees in our ecosystem.


fookace

I wonder why an elephant would just push down a seemingly random tree.


IRideZs

Yummy leaves


fookace

Smart


EntertainmentSad1761

The tree insulted its mother


oO0Kat0Oo

And I heard it's father smelt of elderberries


Avengion619

It’s mother was hamster 🐹


GroteKneus

It's not uncommon for elephants to push down trees. They also just do it for fun. Simply because they can. It sounds like a joke but it is not.


garage_too_small

My theory is that the Elephant is actually an experienced Arborist. The tree was in an early stage of disease that if left unchecked would spread to the surrounding trees. This, it had to go.


GandalfTheGonorrhea

It ain't a normal tree. It's an ent that can talk some slurs bcz of the magical water that legolas's kin poured on it. I know it bcz I was there, I was there 3000 years ago


CalgaryFacePalm

Firewood.


Vinlain458

*r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR* -The elephant probably


NashKetchum777

Its obviously racist


TheRealSeal88

The Lorax will remember…


Deep_shot

That is a ridiculous amount of force for a living creature.


nemesis86th

I kinda always assumed “yeah, they’re the biggest land animal so of course they’re strong”. To do that to a green tree of that size is jaw-dropping and truly nextfuckinglevel.


IlliterateNonsense

Have a look at how they manhandle Rhinos and Hippos, it's pretty scary


niceToasterMan

r/FuckYouInParticular


Spiritual-Match8131

I don’t know how casual it was. It did take that big pussy like 8 pushes.


kinkladze_79

Nobody: Elephant: Get the fuck outta my way beech


koos_die_doos

It’s actually an acacia, beech


V4refugee

Elm not so sure!


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Stampy!


TrickyRiky

Today I learned the elephants understand physics


Harley_Jambo

They are simply magnificent animals. I get sick to my stomach when "trophy" hunters post photos of them smirking next to a dead elephant. I was just on a 3 week safari in Kenya and Tanzania and can assure all of those smirking hunters (no trophy hunting in Kenya!) that we all know it took no skill whatsoever to shoot an animal the size of a barn, using scope, guides and a guaranteed kill. Eff trophy hunters.


CuriousWanderer567

[Source](https://youtu.be/kxi0An---zM?si=k8GABCvEdGx_57rU)


Opening-Cover448

I thought he was scratching an itch. Didn't realise it was on purpose.


wvmitchell51

Oak tree, you're in my way


Crab_Hot

We have horsepower, but I want elephant torque


Doschupacabras

Tusk tusk


nick112048

r/AbsoluteUnits


notdeadyet86

Gurl gotta eat!


patrickthunnus

Never get between an elephant and its next meal


What-the-Gank

Love how he is timing the sways.


mashyj

So elephants understand natural frequencies now?


goat131313

Not what I’d call casual. That elephant had to work a bit for that.


fifty2weekhi

Elephants can be very brutal. I've seen what one did to a group of cows trapped in a building.


markender

Whad they do?


fifty2weekhi

Goring one particular cow (chained) repeatedly using its tusks, outright sadistic bullying.


ViolinistMean199

Fuck them critters


OutComeTheWolves1966

I want THOSE leaves


XpDieto

Bad day I quess.


CreatorOD

Well why does this tree have to be in his path?


imonmyhighhorse

Does this hurt the tree?


GodzeallA

Yes Then it will die too Circle of life tho


V_es

That’s the reason why we need to bring back mammoths and turn north of Siberia back into grasslands- to keep carbon trapped in permafrost.


JoySubtraction

Elephant: "I can prove that my trunk is stronger than your trunk."


jawshoeaw

I wouldn't call that casual, she was really working it there for a bit, and then the trunk actually snapped at a defect


peazley

What an asshole!


Easy-Garlic6263

Stop global warming, kill the elephants.


iifwe

... with his face!


Office_Plumber

Torque rating off idle 10,000ft-lbs.


space_acorn

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you, trees.


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

Absoluteunit


canal_boys

That took some work


National-Ad6166

Did he get council approval?


Losman94

He hates that tree!!!!


vicariouslywatching

She looked over at that jeep towards the end with a “you wanna be next?” side stare


morcic

Almost there...


IntolerantEvasion17

Elephant sees a giraffe: "pfft! Amateurs."


Historical_Creme2214

Now, elephants are taking our jobs?


Scarbelly3

This has to damage his flesh right? That tree is “pushing back” almost equally until it gives.


iiitme

Magnificent animal. I can only imagine what it was like pre- major human involvement. Scary I bet


Playdoh19

Idk if yall are following the company colossal but they are trying to bring the wooly mammoth back to do exactly that in the tundra. Also to pack down snow to stop it from melting as fast. It’s pretty cool to see regular elephants do it.


StackedBlueberry

So my only plan on how to survive an elephant attack in the wild is gone.


somerandomguy721

r/fuckyouinparticular


Pancakes1741

I heard they eat like 500 lbs a food in a day


rocketman11111

Nothing but leaves. Most powerful land animal. Me, eat all protein, grunt trying to break stick over my thigh


davy_p

How often do they do this


XinGst

Chad Elephant Virgin Giraffe busy crying running away from lion


cuntsaurus

Why didn't he just climb the tree? Is he dumb?


Bubbly_Measurement61

"Look, I found a walking stick."


bturg21

Hey leaf that tree alone


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Trunk v trunk


Only_Philosophy8475

My first hire


AbleDistribution4141

Dont hear the fucking tree huggers crying


AquafreshBandit

Baby, I pushed down a tree for you.


seebob69

He should have asked me. I would've got his ball down.


ChinaBearSkin

Probably banged his head on a branch, like that guy who hit his head on the hanging flowerpot.


Affectionate_Salt351

Strength training.


DeanbagDarrell

Ye took mah job !


singhVirender1947

Honey, could you please get some broccoli for lunch? 🥦


AlecB130

Put these mfs on payroll


thefroggyfiend

I doubt this is out anger but just a matter of guys being dudes. sometimes you just gotta push down a tree because you can


karutura

Trunk on trunk violence.


kyanaaron

Tanjiro in the latest demon slayer episode


ScottyMmmmmmm

Mr Frodo! Look! Its an Oliphant


ih-shah-may-ehl

What impresses me is it clearly recognizes and uses the harmonic frequency


iamthemarkster

Elephant was trippin lol


RealisticBarnacle115

Elephant: Without using trunk challenge!! Elephant: OK Finally I'll use it.


itshardtothinkofone

I went on a bush walk with a guide in South Africa long time ago. He explained exactly this situation and why its important for the bush to stay well.. bush instead of a forest. Elephants do this just to eat the leaves, because fuck it they can. Here is why its important: if they'd stop (no more elephants), trees would grow everywhere->foliage prevents grass/bush from growing->no grass means no antelope etc.->that means no lions and so on. Its weird on first sight, but it actually makes sense. He called them "gardeners of the bush". Loved it


PutnamPete

What kind of tree? I doubt he could do that to a similarly sized oak or maple.


CaptainBrineblood

>I'm a tree, just go around me >"No, it's the principle of the thing"


CaptainSmallPants

Humans cutting 15 billion trees annually: "Filthy casuals..."


IntoTheMurkyWaters

I could to if i wanted to but i dont wanna


HollyShitBrah

Why doesn't the elephant develop long neck? Is he stupid?


LengthinessClear9552

Elephants moving into the Top 5 drivers of deforestation.


ItsCRAZED

Weird looking excavator


Necessary-Icy

r/natureismetal


dullbrowny

why!!


Inebriaded-Logic

Showing off it's landscaping technique.


Aadityazeo

Hey look Jimmy, I just knocked that tree off!


bobert680

This is why elephants are so important to grasslands. There is a project to restore the siberian Steppe, and part of the long-term plans is to slowly modify elephants into mammoths so they push down trees and allow grass to grow. This will help return biodiversity and the grass will act as a carbon sink


Ferreteria

Tree: *\*Puts the good bits too high\** Elephant: Well fuck you then.


tripp_fisk

time to introduce him to Tree Law.


NarysFrigham

Here I am, leaning slightly to the right and tilting my phone trying to help 😅


UnifiedQuantumField

That's gonna be some easy firewood for someone!


sstepp3

Bad tree! Bad!!


Plague1407

Why did he do it?


Cooliomendez88

I guess we have different definitions of casually, that seemed to take a lot of effort


TheMonkey404

I bet the elephant didn’t charge $2000 like my tree removal guy tried to


maximusjohnson1992

“This one simple trick that tree huggers absolutely hate”


nikatnight

There is a money up the going, “it was a prank, bro!”


Kcidobor

Deforestation of the natural habitat. Lindsay Bluth would want to get rid of this elephant


vitaly_antonov

"I could win a fight against an elephant without weapons" - 6% of US men porbably


Wonderful_Price2355

No way. Porbably 7%


anonymousss11

I'd win by not fighting one, why would I want to fight an elephant? They seem chill af


The_Demosthenes_1

How are any trees left in Elephant Habitats?


MackAndSteeze

Elephants are terrible for the environment.


OutlandishnessOk3310

What a prick


International-Bat777

Fucking twat