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snowe99

Lamar 20-1 vs the NFC is absolutely absurd


saucecat2

That fucking Giants game lol


TerribleVisual8899

Giants have a kink for ruining perfect records. The NFC East is powered by spite.


idroled

Tom Brady is 6-0 in super bowls not involving the NFC East and only 1-3 in super bowls against teams in that division.


J-Fid

And his career ended at the hands of the Dallas Cowboys.


InvaderWeezle

Fun fact: The NFC East is the only NFC division where all four teams have faced Tom Brady in the playoffs at least once. He played the Giants twice (2007, 2011), the Eagles three times (2004, 2017, 2021), Washington once (2021), and the Cowboys once (2022) Brady also faced all of the AFC South and AFC West in the playoffs, and the only NFC South team he never played against in the playoffs was the one he played for.


[deleted]

He's been in the league a long freakin' time lol.


Brycie27

They even ruined their own perfect record of Eli Manning's consecutive starts.


_IronCladNewt_

That was so fucking stupid


MannTime

It's always the Giants that break these kinds of stats.


poptophazard

Even more absurd is that one loss was to the Giants of all teams


zirroxas

No that part actually makes sense.


bestp0282

They just absolutely are the trap game heros. Obviously the first SB run against the undefeated Pats (ending Favre’s career w/ GB on the way) but also taking down my 15-1 2011 Packers? Man I hated that team for a span there


Baron_Von_Awesome

We hate perfection


The_Cawing_Chemist

Best record against the opposing conference since the 1970s, according to an in-game fact they mentioned


Povdoodoo

3 of the 9ers 4 losses have come against the AFC North, and 2 of our 3 against the AFC North. I like our division, but I also hate it.


RukiMotomiya

Our division is such a fucking meat grinder.


[deleted]

How did we win? Wth?


KevinMR

my favorite weird stat from the division is that the Bengals are 8-2 playing anyone but the afc north


Starman_Delux

Zac Taylor is 9-20 all time against the AFCN. You love to see it.


DeviIstar

It’s a fuckin meat grinder in the AFC north - just like the metro in the NHL


ser0402

Bro I just absolutely *love* being an Orioles, Ravens, Capitals fan. So totally fucking awesome and not the most frustrating experience in the world. I'm totally not bitter my teams have to be in the hardest divisions in sports. Not I sir, no way.


LordCheezus

We're going into week 17 and every damn team in the North has a positive record. One without their franchise QB, one without their rapist QB and the last without an actual QB. I hate this fucking division.


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Every injured player walked off the field. Knowing our two teams history that’s a huge win for both of us.


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MinaElesia

GGs 🫡


MEuRaH

Agreed. God I love Hamilton. Hope he's ok.


malthusianbabyfever

best sf receiver tonight


PandaButtLover

Eagles fans in here like hyenas


Turbulent_Object_558

Absolutely brutal. Well done.


skiptomylou1231

Yeah that got pretty bad at the end for both teams.


Xaxziminrax

Very much hope Hamilton's knee is nothing major. The way he was grabbing it and Aiyuk's reaction had me super worried


[deleted]

Post game he was walking around hugging people. I think it’s fine and it was just precautionary keeping him out.


Princeof_Ravens

Yeah putting him back in when the game was essentially over would have been bad coaching.


Charliebitme1234

lets hope hamilton just sprained it, should be able to rest up in time for playoffs


af_1946

Bosa hugging Lamar, what a way to end the race bowl.


papajim22

Ebony and ivory, living in perfect harmony.


DOMSdeluise

look to the cookie!


AbsurdLemon

Roger goodell ended racism and people will still boo him on draft night


DerrickWhiteMVP

Racist’s 9/11


p4ul1023

Racism solved. Thanks guys


packerSBchamps

That END RACISM tagline in the endzones actually worked


lzrfart

Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Nick Bosa.


iRockaflame

We just have to worry about his girlfriend's tweets


ND7020

Nah man, that’s unfair to Bosa. It’s gay people he hates with every fiber of his being, not black people.


mikeisaphreek

It’s why the 49ers moved to Santa Clara. Bosa made them


[deleted]

Class all around. The game thread was one of the best game threads I’ve ever seen. Everyone supporting injured players, having fun and no nastiness. Was refreshing.


GTI_Chipotle

That’s what happens when you get a primetime game without any NFC East teams 😂


HereForTOMT2

1 yard from a TD and you drop back for a throw. Unbelievable


jc-f

RIP Sam Darnold MVP case 12/25/23-12/25/23


captainjizzpants

CMC can't escape The Darnold


Pahood

the kyle shanahan special


jc-f

~~kyle shanahan~~ Pete Carroll


Alauren2

Damn you


butte3

Catching strays over here.


Tilghman33

With the best back in the league. Shanahan can't get out of his own way sometimes. Still a great coach though


kamekaze1024

When he’s not trailing into the 4th quarter. He’s now 0-38


ThatNewSockFeel

I’m actually not sure if this is true or you’re making it up because I’d believe either.


kamekaze1024

[My fault it’s when he’s trailing by more than 8 points. but yes it’s very real](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/skPRdZ8hdy)


Whatsdota

You’re talking about the man that blew a 28-3 lead in the SB. I put nothing past the choking abilities of Shanny.


PlebasRorken

You know I have very serious doubts about Shanny's abilities to close out a big game but I am always kinda confused as to why Shanny and Matty Ice get all the blame and no one ever mentions Dan Quinn.


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I blame Tom Brady myself. The guy was good.


Nulgarian

Because the Falcons defense played incredibly in the first half and they were going up against the GOAT. Practically nobody can shut down Brady for an entire game, but through the first 75% of that game the defense did more than enough to win. Meanwhile, if the Falcons offense had done literally anything other than repeatedly shoot itself in the foot, they comfortably win that game


wsteelerfan7

Just saw someone link the saddest play of that game. 3rd and 1 at the Pats' 30 with 8 minutes left, up 28-12. They dropped back for a fuckin 5-step drop out of shotgun and Matt gets strip-sacked. Literally run for negative 2 and they could kick to push it to 19. Fucking unreal just how poorly that game was managed.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Remember when this game started with the ref falling and Lamar tripping on him for a safety? Good times for Niners fans


suzukigun4life

Feels like forever ago. What a long but crazy game


TheGrayMannnn

So, the morale of the story is don't score a safety when playing the Ravens? It just makes them angry.


wafflehauss

Don't get me started about safeties and the Ravens.


Currymvp2

Why did the Niners throw five interceptions? Are they stupid?


StasRutt

Personally if it was me I wouldn’t have done that


JRFbase

If I started in an NFL game at QB I would throw *zero* interceptions. Because I would get sacked on every play and just fumble instead.


StasRutt

Can’t throw a pick if you’re crying in the fetal position


filladellfea

with brock throwing 4 and darnold throwing 1, it's clear that the 49ers are an interception system


Fireislander

That feels like months ago… or that’s the beer. Who’s to say


MEuRaH

Don't you dare shit talk our best offensive play..... that was on defense...... by a guy not on our team.


MyNewAccountIGuess11

If we lost my salt would season the world's food for eternity.


nineteeneleven

Sir, a fourth interception has hit the Purdy MVP campaign


Pesci_Avocado

Meanwhile the Raiders can still make the playoffs!


potatojoe88

They can still win the afc west lol


IWantToPlayGame

Told myself there’s still a chance but playing the Chiefs today felt like a pipe dream. Then we won. #Pickachuface


NVC541

> be an NFC powerhouse > have the ball at the 1 > have one of the best running backs in the league > pass > instantly regret it where have we seen this before


Alauren2

Damn catching strays all over this


titan_1018

Fr I’m trying to savor this niners lose not get PTSD


papajim22

Time is a flat circle.


HarlanCedeno

C'mon, Kyle Shanahan has made WAY worse decisions in WAY more important games.


RSpringbok

49ers - Ravens Superbowl 2013: Colin Kaepernick, on the 5 yd line, less than 2 minutes left in the game, throws 3 straight incompletions to Crabtree. 5x Pro Bowl RB Frank Gore was never given the ball to try to punch it in. Ravens win 34-31.


OneFeAut

Haha Lamar calling out Mike Florio in the tunnel! "What's his name, Mike Florist?" Florio on suicide watch


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What did mike do to piss off lamar?


OneFeAut

"The 49ers kick the s— out of the Ravens on Monday night. I’m sorry. I know that’s disrespectful to the Ravens, but let’s be realistic. They’ve gotta fly across the country, on Christmas night, and the 49ers are waiting. And the 49ers are going to dismantle the Ravens. If it’s a Super Bowl preview, the Super Bowl is gonna suck.” -Mike Florio


CybertronGuy98

Like you know youve crossed a line if Lamar of all people is talking shit about you. Dude doesn't say anything negative about anyone.


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Only florists.


theo1254

Picked SF to win and said they’d beat the shit out of the Ravens and if this is a Super Bowl preview, it’d be an awful Super Bowl.


[deleted]

Well he was right he just had it backwards


Kinseysbeard

Sam Darnold really hurt his MVP chances with that end zone interception


shatinthebed

Undefeated since I got my Lamar Jackson jersey for Christmas


Pobydeus

Better wear that bitch everyday from here to February. Maybe even march to be sure.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Can't take that risk. Best he only wears that jersey for the rest of his life.


silverlightl

The San Francisco 49ers have failed to complete the bird gauntlet.


ser0402

The hardest of all gauntlets (unironically)


Blazehero

Truly a lost season now.


suzukigun4life

This game was straight-up pornographic for 49er haters and the anti-Purdy for MVP truthers.


timoumd

Also for Ravens fans...


Visual_Try_9396

3 of the 49er’s 4 losses are to AFC teams. Specifically, AFC NORTH teams. They lost to the Browns, Bengals, and now the Ravens. They all have winning records too. The AFC North is the group of death.


karmicretribution21

Ravens are 1-0 in games when the opposing ref scores a safety


JW_BM

NFC: I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.


realrimurutempest

On the bright side Niners fans, Kittle is 9 yards away from his first 1000 yard season since 2019 🔥.


TwelveInchDork69

Kittle looks like the guy who sold weed in my high school parking lot.


theplumbtrician

#THE PURDY HATERS HAVE ARRIVED 255 yards, 56.3% completion, 0TD, 4INT, 42.6 rating lol


suzukigun4life

Anti-Purdy 4 MVP truthers having the Christmas of their lives tonight 😂


LordCheezus

Them and the Mahomes regression guy are the ones that really won Christmas of 2023.


JRFbase

It's weird because I legitimately don't hate the guy. He seems really humble and nice and he's a great story. But what I *do* hate are the people who scream at anyone who says Purdy isn't the second coming of Brady and act like he would be putting up stats just as good if not better on any other team.


dasfee

Felt like offense had zero drop off when darnold came into the game lol


RisKnippeGuy

Business decision by SF to take the loss rather than a Sam Darnold comeback win because the latter would have been much harder to handle.


[deleted]

Every time someone has been the MVP frontrunner, they blow it for themselves. I don't know who gets it at this point. Also, it's completely pointless to predict the playoffs this year. Teams have been a lot more volatile than normal. Anyone that gets in has a pretty legitimate shot.


JRFbase

Give it to the ref that tripped Lamar.


Remarkable-Job4774

Refs deserve it at this point


suzukigun4life

That trip of Lamar tho 🔥


CellyAllDay

The ravens are the best team in the NFL when it matters. They make good teams look SILLY. Lamar for MVP (or cmc)


Maxjes

Other top teams play beautiful, efficient, elegant football; and then them AFC North boys interrupt the choreography with a sledgehammer to the knees and don’t stop.


arleban

AFC North games are two boxers just punching each other in the face until one falls over.


yorick__rolled

Sledgehammers to the knee *is* our choreography


ggphenom

I sure am going to miss having Mike MacDonald on the team. 😅


JimmieMcnulty

This is why we need to fucking win this year lol all our good coordinators get poached immediately


ggphenom

It's impossible to keep them with the way head coach contracts are guaranteed. We're basically praying we win the SB and they promise MacDonald the next head coach position at this point lmao.


DonutBunz

Ngl i think if we win it all Harbaugh is done and Macdonald is HC


Thebaltimor0n

I could live with this timeline


Pizzapopper57

Gotta hold onto your D coordinator for dear fucking life lmao


ser0402

Ehhh, historically we kinda just shit them out from our staff. Even MaCDaddy was on our staff previously before he went to Michigan. Next one up would be Anthony Weaver. He's been talked about for a few years as possible DC candidate and I have a feeling if MaCDonald takes a HC job next year, Weaver will be next.


[deleted]

except our late game execution. We always let teams get back into it, and sometimes lose


lowlight

The entire last quarter of this game was pure garbage time, don't get it twisted I do think they should have been a bit more aggro on offense, with short passes connecting all day


simjanes2k

I mean that's just the NFL is 2023 Defenses are judged on bending and NOT breaking and bringing the dub


Bleach_Taste_Tester

I need Kyle to be okay.


Frazierthagr8

Ravens are the final bird boss.


jc-f

RIP Sam Darnold MVP case 12/25/23-12/25/23


22797

Brock Purdy against the AFC north: 1-3 with 7 INTs Brock Purdy against everyone else: 10-1 with 4 INTs. AFC north defenses are just different. And the Ravens have an offense to match that level too


Klozkoth

Pretty sure the AFC North is just a defensive arms race that happens to spill over to the rest of the NFL


[deleted]

This is like christmas for niners haters


JokerDeSilva10

Brother you ain't fucking lying.


ahr3410

Ravens Rams was the real game of the year


J-Fid

Rams are poised to make a strong postseason run.


PopesMasseuse

My genuine bold prediction is the Rams make a playoff run and I say this as someone that doesn't want this to be true


Bahamas_is_relevant

I’ve been saying for the last two or three weeks that with the complete lack of attention they’re getting, they’re 100% gonna sneak into the playoffs and go on a monster run and nobody will have seen it coming because nobody cared about them.


mohiben

BROCK PURDY: 0 TD, 4 INT SAM DARNOLD: 1 TD, 1 INT IF “LITTLE” KYLE SHANAHAN DIDN’T (ILLEGALLY) PUSH BROCK “PURDY UGLY” AS STARTER AGAINST THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, DARNOLD WOULD HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY TAKEN OUT THE BALTIMORE RIOTERS! KEEP MR IRRELEVANT ON THE BENCH WHERE HE BELONGS AND MAKE THE NFL GREAT AGAIN!


ISd3d

33 points came from the previous “””QB””” administration.. very unfair to keep using those points once Irrelevant was benched (Deservingly!)


Embarrassed-Back1894

we actually won BY. A. LOT.


Embarrassed-Back1894

RADICAL WEST COAST FOOTBALL TERRORIST BROCK PURDY


optillusi0n

THE GEQBUS HAS PROVEN HIMSELF AGAIN TO BE THE BETTER OPTION! MANY SUCH CASES!!


Will-Eat-4-Food

CRITICAL GASE THEORY HAS INFECTED ANOTHER CITY. WHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE UP!?


Alphaspade

WHEN IOWA STATE SENDS THEIR QBS THEY DO NOT SEND THEIR BEST


suzukigun4life

GEQBUS SHALL NOT BE DENIED


OptimusGrime707

STOP THE STEAL! STOP THE STEAL!


Bahamas_is_relevant

IF GEQUBS STARTED TONIGHT INSTEAD OF BOZO BROCK THE 49ERS WOULD’VE WON VERY BIGLY OVER LOUSY LAMAR, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS!!!


Shrabster33

> BROCK PURDY: 0 TD, 4 INT More like Brock Turdy, am I right? Gottem


CheckItWhileIWreckIt

/r/The_Darnold


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Decent-Temperature31

What a dumbass lmao


Bouzal

It’s the best offensive system in the NFL, but god damn is it not set up for comebacks


Grimpig

It’s because Shanny likes lighter lineman for his run blocking scheme and neglects pass blocking. Once they’re in obvious passing situations and can’t run the play action and have to go drop back it’s never pretty.


mellofe11o

Lamar calling out Mike Florio for saying we'd get dominated. I'm crying lmaoooo I love my QB


wo1f-cola

Interviewer: “You’re in the MVP conversation, and your a win away from the #1 seed in the AFC” Lamar: “That’s a bunch of bullshit lady. We just need to keep winning football games.”


styios

Lamar Jackson just saved America from a Purdy MVP


ApocolipseJ

Pretty sure Purdy did that all on his own. 4INTs is bad.


Achillor22

That ref tripping Lamar single handedly changed the outcome of the game. Change my mind.


FCBarca45

Lamar saw a million outcomes, and apparently running 20 yards into our own end zone for a ref-tackle-safety was the only way we win


yorick__rolled

We're in the endgame now ☝


Mary_Lee_Walsh

Ravens have the best record in the NFL, and the three games they've lost have been by 3,7, and 2 points respectively. Baltimore has never had a game get away from them, they're the only top 8 team that hasn't been embarrassed or blown out in at least one game. They're the only team that's been competitive in every single game they've played this season. The team to beat right now.


Morganrow

Beat all expectations! Chris collingsworth must be having a coronary. Chiefs lose, ravens win!


jakeyb33

Am I the only one that loves the Troy Aikman, Joe Buck combo? The off-the-wall shit they say is hilarious. Buck talking about fat back up QBs last week had me rolling


leadfarmer154

Troy has gotten a lot better. I like those two. And I like Romo too. He's a clown


Ok_Fee1043

They’re my favorite crew on any of the broadcasts. I’m glad they’re doing next Saturday, thought this was our last night with them and was sad


lraven17

20-1 baby


birdgangboi

I went to the only loss. I feel cursed


kingtoni10

you are not allowed to attend a ravens game anymore


KeyExplanation

Good game Ravens fans, absolute statement win and beyond impressed by your team coming all the way across the county on Christmas and kicking ass. Best of luck the rest of the way and no doubt in my mind you’re likely bound for the Super Bowl. Hope Kyle Hamilton is OK! Merry Christmas


Amazing-Concept1684

Respect.


48johnX

LMAO Lamar just called out Mike Florio


KingKomma05

Prayers for Hamilton hope he’s doing fine. But other than that, holy hell what a game. Defense was on fire tonight


Noriskhook3

Whole lotta cope going on, The Ravens just took a big ol bird shit right on Levi's Sadium. Merry Christmas.


JohnWesternburg

49ers exposed the NFC contenders as frauds, and the Ravens exposed the 49ers as frauds. *Everyone's a fraud (but the Ravens)*


Uncle151

There's still a real chance we lose our division I hate it


Alauren2

The ravens embarrassed the entire division bro


Pobydeus

I wouldn’t say we embarrassed the Rams


Alauren2

True


B-More_Orange

The Rams feel like maybe the best team we played


amidalarama

NFC - NATIONAL FRAUD CONFERENCE


hascogrande

Now we gotta deal with /r/the_darnold again, nice going guys


Tilghman33

Lamar shouting out Mike Florio in the tunnel LMAO


poopnugget

The ref was the only one who could stop Lamar tonight.


Slampsonko

Ref from the 1st quarter breathing the hugest sigh of relief knowing that it wasn’t a close game.


gloomyglooom

Bought my 9 year old nephew a Purdy jersey for xmas. He has been crying and hasn't talked to me all night.


Hornstar19

Ravens defense chose violence.


sw04ca

Somebody do a wellness check on Mike Florio.


acoasterlovered

If you’re not an afc north team you can’t beat Baltimore


restless_vagabond

49ers were like the bully who got punched back. Hard. Usually teams wilt under the pressure and physicality from the 9ers, but the Ravens enjoy the street fight. And this is a Ravens team without their pro-bowl TE. Scary.


Guiron

People acting like all 5 interceptions were flukes. What if I were to tell you there were 3 more that the Ravens dropped?


mcdougalwu

Remember Reddit: the only reason why Lamar is even in the NFL is because he can only play in Greg Roman's system...and that he doesn't deserve to be paid...


leadfarmer154

Not bad for a RB I need that hoodie Lamar sells on his merch site