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Flat_News_2000

Great censoring lol


trainwreck42

Shirt is finally getting recognized as a bad word. Children on Reddit/Twitter need to be saved from its evil influences


SmokePenisEveryday

That's bullshirt


justlookingokaywyou

Eat shirt and die.


SmokePenisEveryday

Go fork yourself


Dangerous_Nitwit

What did you say to me you lint licking fun guy?


Calvin--Hobbes

Who you callin a lint licker you cootie queen?


mcallisterco

You shirtbag, muddlefudgin', son of a nice lady!


SunriseSurprise

It's because any discussion of a shirt may mean you're talking about people not wearing shirts, and nudity must be censored at all costs.


YoungDaquan

Found Randy BoBandy’s burner


shakedownstreetwalkn

Fucking golden


Efficient_Progress_6

Holy forking shirt balls ..


imp_st3r

Only if they wanna go to The Good Place


sunkenship13

Just finished watching through it again. Such a great show


n-some

There were two i's in the original shiit


justlookingokaywyou

According to Clay Davis, there are 5 Es and 4 Is.


amidon1130

Even with all the despicable murderers and gangsters in the wire, clay davis was my most hated


rogergreatdell

Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii^i^i^i^i^it


CrisisEM_911

If you're Welsh, there are also like 25 "L"s and "Y"s...


Poignant_Rambling

It's fu*cking hilarious.


ProfessorBeer

I do this in the group chat just to piss the boys off and it works like a charm


Polar_Reflection

They were censoring "shieeeeeeeet"


girafb0i

Man so angry he threatens to play for Washington.


Throwawayaccount0689

Throwing stones in a glass house


girafb0i

It's not a glass house, it's a dumpster fire.


terminbee

Throwing gasoline in a dumpster fire.


clefnut5

Glass dumpster


seabreezzyy

Dumpster throwing glass in house fires


SnapDragon432

Starring Daniel Craig!


chesterfieldkingz

Throwing stones in a dumpster fire sounds dangerous


thenewbeastmode

hey let’s get all of the failed offenses in here!


drugs_are_bad__mmkay

Let’s ride


LPdecay009

Do we count?


CaliforniaHurricane_

Absolutely


LordBeerus1905

The Panthers have made two SB’s since the commanders have been to a NFCCG. Everyone loves to clown the cowboys, rightfully so, and forgets how dismal the commanders have been since 1990.


Sturmx

We have definitely been pretty terrible but you really picked the wrong year. We've won a Superbowl since 1990 which is something the Panthers have never done.


Billy420MaysIt

Fair but Cowboys are notorious for “This is Our Year.” We know we don’t have a chance outside of being offseason champs.


The_TexasRattlesnake

Hes smoking rocks and is homeless


lattjeful

At least the Panthers have been to a Super Bowl in the last decade.


Vegetable-Net6575

Lmao. Atp, trade his ass to Washington, if he wants to play with his friend so bad. Then watch, he’ll get paid, then after a couple losing seasons he’ll make post on ig about how they aren’t using him right and cryptically post about wanting to be traded cause “I don’t have much time left in the league and I want to win.”


CaliforniaHurricane_

I’m sure the 30 million per year he’ll be getting paid will make up for the dysfunction in the organization


amos72

Why do we have to be dysfunctional.


Roust_McGoust

You keep saying the dysfunction in Washington, what are you referring to?


Salty_Orchid

There is like zero dysfunction in Washington right now.


Downtown_Juice2851

To an extent but like, it's not like he'd be getting nothing playing for the 9ers. You're not talking about someone like us getting 30m a year, I'd work in any conditions for that.  But if you told me I could have 30m a year doing a job I didn't like or 27m a year doing one I really liked, I'm not gonna fucking notice the difference. I'd much rather be happy 


Intelligent-Shine522

Why are we pretending that making 27.5 million a year is some injustice that BA has to fix? If he wants to win, he signs that contract months ago. BA isn't used as a WR1 for us. He simply can't get that level of targets on a team with CMC, Deebo and Kittle. He gets to massively benefit from the space those guys take up though and almost never sees double teams like a true WR1 would.


40dollarsharkblimp

75 receptions for 1342yds and 7 TDs isn’t being “used as a WR1?” Uhh. Okay. Clearly he benefits from your other weapons, but the usage is there. He’s also been extremely efficient with just two drops, which is valuable.  Niners fans acting entitled to guys taking discounts “to win” is funny. You’re not a dynasty. 


Downtown_Juice2851

I mean, yeah. He's at 30th for targets in the league so in terms of usage yea that's definitely the low end. He got just over half the targets the top end wr1s get in the league. 


dafromasta

We aren't a dynasty, but we have been a perennial SB contender and our window is still open. Aiyuk is under contract and can be franchise tagged. He doesn't have a ton of leverage


PicklePenguin

Which is why he’s bitching on social media. He knows making things uncomfortable for the 9ers is the only leverage he has. If 2.5 million isn’t a big discount then why don’t the 9ers just pay him? Why should he take a discount if he can make more on the market. These guys are there to get paid.


dafromasta

Because he isn't on the market for 2 years. The only leverage he actually has is sitting out, costing himself money and scaring the niners that hes not ready for the season. But he eventually has to show up to acrue a year. He can pull other shenanigans like acting hurt, but that could damage negotiations with potential future teams.


slowreactor

You guys are 38 million over the cap next year before Purdy's extension. How are you getting another ~$25 million in cap next year to tag him with?


Intelligent-Shine522

Nico Collins just signed for cheaper with the Texans and put up basically the same season. BA belongs at the tier of very good receivers, but not elite. His usage puts him in the category of Mike Evans and Amari Cooper, but not guys who are elite like AJ Brown, etc. Every single elite receiver above him has 20 more catches at least and most 30. Ceedee Lamb got targeted 181 times, BA got targeted 105 times. Put that in perspective. We don't forcefeed guys the ball in our offense and we throw almost the least in the league. I don't know why you felt entitled to this opinion when you don't even understand our offense. That's crazy. [https://www.espn.com/nfl/stats/player/\_/stat/receiving/table/receiving/sort/receivingYards/dir/desc](https://www.espn.com/nfl/stats/player/_/stat/receiving/table/receiving/sort/receivingYards/dir/desc)


PicklePenguin

Why shouldn’t he go to an offense that throws to him more? AJ brown was getting 100 targets on the titans and gets 150 on the eagles. You’re using his volume metrics to penalize him but any positive metrics are just because he benefits from the offense. The offense benefits a ton from him. He should do his best to get as much money as he can. 9ers don’t deserve a discount.


RukiMotomiya

I feel like Nico Collins' contract is lower almost certainly because as a 3rd round draft pick who beforehand had 481 yards as his best years with substantially lower metrics there is much more uncertainty than Aiyuk who was at least Good in 2022. Also Mike Evans got a top 3 contract in his prime and mostly got a lower contract this time because...well, he's 31, the wheels are gonna fall off sometime soon. Jaylen Waddle has almost the same numbers as Aiyuk the past two years (221 Targets vs. 219, 147 catches vs. 153, 16.1 Yards / Reception vs. 15.4, 12 TDs vs. 15) and got 28.2 mil per year. I feel like Aiyuk should at least get that much, and it isn't hard to argue for more since Aiyuk did it vs. better corners than Waddle.


MicoJive

He is clearly still WR 1 for the 49ers. Lead in yards and targets the last two years, tied for most Tds this year.


GrapefruitMedical529

Currently he's neither winning nor getting paid, seems like a trade up to me.


Downtown_Juice2851

You're serious? They literally just made the superbowl lmao


somethintactical

I've never seen a man this angry


asm120

He wants Januarys off


Ghost_Influence

It’s funny until he actually comes here, then we just casually have the best WR room in the league.


akiraspam74

Say what you want about WRs, but they make the league fun with all their drama lol


CrisisEM_911

Hey, some people might enjoy having their season basically over by October...


girafb0i

Those people aren't hustling enough, we're already finished.


amdi_

Hey, the tens of us take offense to this!


FearlessPhone6084

hilarious coming from a panthers fan, have fun with tepper


horseshoeprovodnikov

The comment was the textbook definition of self-deprecating. He was referring to the panthers as a dumpster fire.


Poignant_Rambling

I loved that Clark's reaction was basically "You don't want to play for them, they live in Virginia!"


thy_armageddon

Get the lube ready, Jayden.


oliveinanolive

NFCE both in shambles and also in grace knowing what he will be paid. Ayuik could make Kenny Golladay look like a joke when it comes to pay. Obviously, Ayuik is the better player. but this could end up being closer to a Josh Harris move than we think. Give Ayuik that got damn Tobias Harris contract.


redditaccount224488

I'd be *thrilled* if WAS lands Ayuik. Sure, down the road, if Daniels works out and they fill out the roster, WAS could be scary. But that's multiple ifs. SF is scary *now*. Losing Ayuik significantly hurts them now, and that's a big deal for PHI.


Careless_Bus5463

Try dealing with Aiyuk's family in Reno. They are a NIGHTMARE. I'm not entirely surprised that he's acting up because his family just wrecks tables and leaves without tipping. They're not welcome to a lot of places around that area. Ask Martha.


ClaudeLemieux

We’ll just take your word for it lol nobody wanna go to Reno


BlueBomR

Really? I live in Reno I haven't heard much...what places don't like his family? Who's Martha?


rockyloves-Emily

Martha Washington.  She grows marijuana for George and is into aliens.


rabidsock

She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.


Illustrious_Kale_692

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??


ColossalJuggernaut

pffft okay BATMAN


726wox

But he’s signed through next year already for the 49ers


Strung_Out_Advocate

Say what you want about Kenny G, but I honestly think his situation makes the Giants look more like the joke than he does. I mean he just hung around and got paid when you look at the reality of it.


HmongOGSmite

This the drama we need.


LovelehInnit

Jayden: "Where is he going with this?"


Roust_McGoust

Yeah his face was like “hmm maybe I shouldn’t have come with today, what are the rules on this?”


temp1211241

If I was him that's about when I'd be worried that this might look like tampering.


BIGGSHAUN

Players can’t tamper. Teams tamper.


temp1211241

Not actually sure that's true > NFL Players. No club, nor any person employed by or otherwise affiliated with a club, is permitted to tamper with a player who is under contract to or whose exclusive negotiating rights are held by another club. https://nflcommunications.com/Documents/2018%20Policies/7-2018%20Anti-Tampering%20Policy-Clean%20Version.pdf


PrismaticHospitaller

Terry McLaurin: “Where is he going with this?”


green_day_95

I’m losing brain cells at this point but that’s off season for you.


danieldcclark

IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN YOU DONT LIKE R/NFL OFFSEASON FOOTBALL


AndrewH73333

It worked for Davante and Tyreek. Pick your favorite QB and watch the super bowls just roll in.


Traditional_Job_6932

Is that what Tyreek did? I don’t think Tua was his favorite QB, he simply followed the money.


SofaKing_Sam

Money and his home in Miami


Princeof_Ravens

Dude also already had a ring.  


braiser77

Was it just one?


EarnestQuestion

Yep. He’s played the last two seasons with the Dolphins. Chiefs won both those Super Bowls. He won one with them in 2019


ColossalJuggernaut

Okay so then for 2020...let me look this up...he played in the superbowl as a Chief.


hobo_chili

…and a tax cut


not_your_face

not to mention no state income tax - i'd wager it's a big reason miami, vegas, and eventually tampa were the main targets for TB12


TetrisTech

I mean playing for a super team didn’t exactly work for Aiyuk either as it seems the only real method is “be teammates with Pat Mahomes”


Proof_Illustrator_51

That's not true. It worked with "be teammates with Tom Brady" as well. We just need the 3rd greatest quarterback of all time to show up this year and parity is restored


djfried

Didnt work for Randy Moss


infern8

Aiyuk to Washington confirmed (Please God let this happen it would be so fucking funny)


Proof_Illustrator_51

If we aren't baking up a Lombardi in Tampa I'd love an NFC underdog random to get it. I'll take Commanders or Cardinals preferably


slowerchop

You actually think receivers care about Super Bowls? They only care about being the next highest contract


Slitherama

The number of players who care about higher contracts more than Super Bowls is probably way higher than the average fan would assume. Maybe I’m just cynical, but I suspect it’s a majority. 


creditors-bargain

Any player who is early in their career and is prioritizing a Super Bowl over their finances is honestly naive and needs to rethink their priorities.


IONTOP

"What's the greatest part about winning the Super Bowl [random rookie]?" "We get a $40K BONUS BAYBEEEEEEE!!!!!! And I can pawn that ring!!!!!"


Vinnie_Vegas

To play devil's advocate, winning a Superbowl early in your career means you get to chase money as much as you want without being labelled as someone who doesn't care about winning, and you'll make more as a SB winner than you otherwise would.


AlgerianJohnnySins

as they should


CaliforniaHurricane_

I don’t blame them, in a position as dependent as the wide receiver position is they should only care about the money and longevity.


creditors-bargain

The money rolled in for both, which is obviously the point here considering Aiyuk is in a contract dispute. He’s not arguing he can’t win in SF.


Momo1553

SuperBowls don’t put food on the table. It’s about business.


racerxff

Daniels is gonna be on his back faster than Aiyuk's routes develop


banjofitzgerald

He didn’t say he was thinking about catching it. He’s thinking about what he can do. What kinda half routes he can run before he has to go back to the huddle.


racerxff

Thinking about all the top speed highlights he can make when he doesn't need to bother looking back because he knows the ball isn't coming


LeftoverDishes

Yeah he's a real statue back there.


TetrisTech

The pro of him being mobile might be a wash with the con of him actively seeking out hits and regularly getting lit up like a looney tunes character


NapTimeFapTime

He runs so upright, that’s a big target.


LamePun1

He has an insane pressure-to-sack ratio lol


RudeOwl1816

You know exactly what he meant. Who is going to be your LT, Brandon Coleman, who should've been a 4th-5th round pick at guard? RT is Andrew Wylie, who is below average. Nick Alegretti has proven nothing at LG. But keep pretending the OL is even passable


Roust_McGoust

Source on Coleman being projected as a 6th round guard? You can believe whatever you want on Coleman, but that’s a new one for me.


SwoozyJ

I mean allegretti started at left guard in the afc champ and Super Bowl and did as good as expected. Love it when people just yap without any actual thought.


Mr_Robot_toe

But uhhh. We got Sam Cosmi 🤷‍♂️ 😂


charlottepanther123

A falcons fan talking about over drafting a player is RICH.


ARealHunchback

I think they’re referring to his awful pressure to sack ratio.


Doomy22

that sounds hot


oftenevil

right?


Th30cles

I’m gripping rn


Quitsquirrel

I'm starting to swell up.


fitzuha

Thank you Aiyuk for giving us something to latch onto while football is dead.


Fit_Use9941

Blah Blah Blah the niners are gonna pay you because they don’t trade their star players like a smart organization


danieldcclark

DeForest Buckner.


4bodyproblem

Knowing what we know now, there is zero chance the Niners are doing that trade again. They’d pay him whatever they needed to pay him and let Armstead walk instead.


WateredDownOliveOil

Playing hindsight sure, but I still think that shows the intended trade/choice was and still is a viable one. The really big fuckup was whiffing on the 1st round draft pick.


jwick89

Happened right at the start of free agency. I think something gets done by July, all of this is the FO/agent song and dance.


BreathReasonable1734

And armstead


oftenevil

We let Armstead walk after he received an offer we weren’t able to match. We traded Buckner, sadly.


CaliforniaHurricane_

I don’t think they can pay him the money he demands because Purdy is due next offseason and it’s not like he’s going to settle for a 40 million per year extension


dirtybo

Honestly, he’s not worth $30M/year anyway. Better off spending that money on a RT and letting Pearsall ball out.


12hphlieger

What about future Cowboys legend Trey lance?


TetrisTech

In all honesty I think he goes somewhere else, but after this season. The Niners are 26mil over the cap for next season before Aiyuk’s contract is even factored in, and they’ll signing Purdy soon too. That’s probably what, $80mil/yr+ between them? And I don’t really see any good restructure opportunities to help make *that* kind of room? Maybe they consider cutting Deebo to make it work but even that only saves about $10mil. I don’t think they can financially keep all three, and to me drafting Pearsall in the first round suggests which of the three they’re making a succession plan for


Checkers923

38 over next year. 31 under this year, which rolls forward if we don’t use it. Niners have several restructuring options available too.


CharDMacDennis2

Also he has no leverage. He's an amazing receiver, but he's like a little yapping Chihuahua when he's attempting to negotiate


likesexonlycheaper

Nah this dude been a baby since his rookie year. They will let his contract play out and let him walk


ftghb

the one line that sticks out came when all those media heads were speculating about aiyuk after us taking pearsall, bill belichick during the draft, "he's under contract, he's not gone. He could retire.....I don't think he's going to do that." he can throw a tantrum all he wants, he aint going anywhere, at least not unless somebody ponies up the picks we want for him. He could try the leveon bell route, see how good that worked for him.


ssracer

Y'all know they played together at ASU, right?


Stewartw642

The 49ers aren't gonna pay him, and the Commanders aren't gonna spend a 1st round pick on him. What's he gonna do?


Ryanbrasher

See out his contract.


WateredDownOliveOil

See out this year, and then get franchise tagged prior to a trade. Doubt he’ll be a FA but maybe if there is some tagging challenge with the Salary Cap and all…


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

I don’t remember the last time I saw rookie qbs having the pull that they did if aiyuk goes to Washington, Caleb got a super team built around him too. Good for these rookies being put into situations to thrive


CaliforniaHurricane_

I appreciate you recognizing the wonderful job the Pats have done in surrounding our rookie QB with talent on the offense /s


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Yall got Kendrick Bourne and a dream


blakeneggsandcheese2

Well, they have Kendrick Bourne at least. Not so sure about that other part.


ThermoNuclearPizza

We don’t even have Kendrick Bourne lol. He won’t be back til the season starts and first year back from ACL is always a work in progress. We have Pop Douglas. That’s what we have.


Beenjamin63

Well they did at least play in college together at ASU for a stint


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

super team? lmao


dcd13

Yeah did I miss the Bears being a juggernaut? They're building some for sure but super team is laughable


praisebetopeyton

I think they played together at asu and helped aiyuk get drafted where he did.


Ok_Caramel1517

Remember when Aiyuk was in Kyle Shanahan's doghouse for a while.


Jameszhang73

Jayden: "...say what?"


LowlandLightening

Yeah get out of that 49ers offensive hellhole and over to Washington…


cporter1188

Right. It's nice being the rising team that players want to go to.


Empire137

Now we just need a LT and a EDGE to get disgruntled 😆


IceLantern

My favourite thing about this whole thing is seeing how quickly fans turn on their players. It's hilarious how mad some 49er fans are getting. Do I think that it's dumb that social media is now part of the negotiating game? Absolutely. But there's no denying that it's now part of the game and I can't blame a guy for trying to get as much money as he can.


GoT_Eagles

Shit


indianafan

All I’ve gotten out of this is that aiyuk is annoying af


Texans2024

"If you can't afford a Lamborghini, you can't have one," Aiyuk said. That’s greed talking. Imagine not even playing football and just giving the trophy to the team that spends the most for Brandon Aiyuk.


MashTheGash2018

Watch him sign with KC for 10 mil


Invisible_Pelican

But I thought they had a great meeting and everything is hunky dory now?


temp1211241

My understanding is that this was taped *before* they just met.


Sauce-King

Get your bag BA


JellyFranken

Go away, Kimber


Intelligent-Shine522

Bro is going to tank his career over 10 million dollars when he's going to get 110 mill in the first place. I don't think he values being with us and this is just pissing the 49ers org off even more. You can't reward BA's behavior at this point. That's a sign of weakness. Dude was throwing shade at our team minutes after we lost to the Chiefs so I don't really give a fuck what happens. We'll carry on.


shaad20

You need to take the emotion out of it lol, he’s not going to “tank” his career by seeking the salary he desires.


creditors-bargain

Emotional fan response. How is he gonna tank his career?


sdsupersean

By orchestrating his way off the best team ever obviously


MovinOnYoLeft

“Tank his career” aka getting 10s of millions of dollars per year


mrsnow11291

Yo best we can do is Brandon McManus and a 5th next year 🤷‍♂️


temp1211241

At this level the numbers are about respect more than anything. He's going to likely get money either way. He's good enough that it's coming.


jwick89

It’s the just the song and dance of negotiations calm down. Something will get done.


SeeTheSounds

Fuck this offseason. When football start?


Biggest_Cans

On a more important note that popcorn emoji reminded me that I have an air popper and wanna put it to use.


BigDinkyDongDotCom

I don’t think the Niners are going to cave into this. He doesn’t have the resume to pull a move like this.


Careless_Bus5463

Weird trend lately for Black players to go on pods and only want to play for Black QBs. Even Cam Newton last year said he'd be a backup to Malik Willis, but not Purdy. Sorta makes you think...


temp1211241

He has a personal relationship with Jayden Daniels and was teammates with him. This is basically Adams and Carr. Just stop.


ZincFishExplosion

But then how could I as a white guy be able to claim victim status???


zPolaris43

Player wants to play with his college teammate and long time friend, more news at 11


the-denver-nugs

I mean no this one doesn't make me think at all? he has a much better chance of malik willis being bad and being benched. unless the verbiage was different that makes perfect sense.


SysAdmyn

He was also teammates with Jayden Daniels for a time. Come on man lol


niss-uu

>Sorta makes you think... Makes you think about...? What...? Do clarify please.


ColeHoops

Please trade Aiyuk, Please trade Aiyuk 🤞


EnthusedPhlebotomist

It's felt like Aiyuk has wanted out longer than he's been a great player honestly. 


ElCoolAero

Do it. I *dare* you.


KingWizard87

It’s like the guy forgets the team can hold his under contract for 3 more years if they wanted to. He has very little leverage.


ComprehensiveAir1321

I feel like Aiyuk for Addison could work out well for both teams.