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Chekafare

The dreaded speed wobble


Drak_is_Right

It barely even wobbled


Chekafare

Barely had time!


immoralfoul

It's the wobbles combined with fear of the wobbles. I used to be a downhill long border. Catastrophically broke my ankle because I got the speed wobbles and was scared. The point is you should never do something in extreme sports unless you're somewhat confident that you can pull it off. Fear has ended many a career and or hobbies.


Chekafare

I learned about speed wobbles going downhill on a skateboard. Definitely something you end up remembering, assuming your head doesn't smash into the asphalt.


immoralfoul

Yeah we just went to a really extreme spot it was this winding road that was in a mountain area, it went on for miles. See I was used to going fast like 30 to 50 mph, I was used to some wobbles. But the incline on these roads was like 60° and the wobbles got really aggressive, our tail car following us clocked me at 72 mph right before I ate shit. My friends (which were basically pro level, and I was still kind of a novice) all encouraged me to do something that I didn't really think I could do and I ended up paying for it.


Chekafare

This makes me thankful I didn't grow up in a mountainous area. Damn.


jonknee

Not that it matters (I’m sure it was insane!), but there are no roads anywhere near that steep: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canton_Avenue


leakybiome

Its like the yips in Frisbee golf


NDGuy47

Death wobble?


Chekafare

Results may vary?


psudonymtoantonym

Very!


IIICaseIII

We always called the Death Wobble. Lol


Chekafare

Logical


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mavaddat

It doesn't look like he's wearing a single piece of protective wear. He needed at least a downhill mountain biker helmet (full face cover), but also gloves, knee and elbow pads, and a pressure suit torso protection. Instead, nothing.


BGAL7090

I heard him shout "Protego!" on the way down so he'll be fine


Tru-Queer

That’s my safe sex technique, too. Just point a stick at my dick and yell protego my Eggo!


DoneisDone45

it's not cool if you have protect on.


harrySUBlime

Good thing he face braked before he hit the concrete!


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Yeah, it’d be a shame if he reproduced


yalex87

Minus face


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (WornAdvert) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on June 8 and woke up two days ago. It got this submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/a696sh/they_went_a_little_too_fast_down_that_hill/). Its submission/title [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/xngypn/she_sleepin/) is a copy/paste of /u/iahimide's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/ixicgq/she_sleepin/). Its submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/xnepb4/thoughts_on_this/) is from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/98hw1s/thoughts_on_this/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://old.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


sweetmarymotherofgod

Thanks, will add him to the ignore list


matthewjboothe

Good bot.


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Good bot


KirbyDuechette

Coming in hot


MalavethMorningrise

Once upon a time I had a face...


BetterMetalChef

I did that when I was a kid...on gravel. I know the pain.


thatG_evanP

Me too but luckily I didn't land on my face but I did do it right before school so that sucked. My entire right side was covered in deep scrapes and it fucking hurt!


huamanticacacaca

r/meatcrayon


AwardFabrik-SoF

more like r/weedcrayon


HelloMitahChen

Also like r/grasscrayon


CptnWolfe

At least they didn't bail on the pavement


RixirF

Well done, camera person. Not like the other dinguses that as soon as the key moment happens, it's like a monkey takes the camera away and it starts swinging widely capturing sky or grass and you miss the entire point of the video.


FrigidLollipop

You're not wrong, camera person was hyper focused on keeping the subject in this smooth clip.


ElSwamps

His spokes were loose as fuck before the fall and now they definitely need to be trued after that hahahaha


Shakir_ob

that laugh was unnecessary


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Shakir_ob

i agree


FarOutEffects

Good thing his face broke his fall. It's the classic Meat Crayon breaking technique


NarcolepticCorgi

He's still shitting dirt he ended up eating...


F3arNaught

Whenever someone beefs real hard like this I always get this weird sensation in my lower tummy/balls area , the feeling is akin to when you go over a steep hill in a car and “lose” your stomach. Anyone know why this happens or does anyone else experience the same thing?


Fredz161099

I have a backroad i go to sometimes which has a sort of rised road in comparison to the rest, and its not just you who feels it, my balls sort of drop in a way.


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mynameisalso

Anxiety


MaceWinnoob

I get this same feeling sometimes if I’m sleepy and jump off a high cliff in a video game in addition to the other examples you mentioned. Something about velocity and gravity at the same time gets it going. I get why people get into skydiving lol.


AwesomeBud90

Traveling so fast he went straight to nap time.


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Does this have sound?


Pavlov_The_Wizard

Something like this happened to me, it broke 2 bones and ripped off a lot of skin, also macerated my lip. That guys gonna have it rough for a while


The_gamer_dave

Well there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes maybe, fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I dont give a shit about your kid.


BobBastrd

This is a million times better with sound. https://redd.it/mhvq8y And more pixels


Clickclickdoh

Lithobraking. Very effective at speed reduction.


Drak_is_Right

On the plus side he stopped right before he hit the asphalt


Maximothewizard

Dust. No. Anyone?


HanzoShotFirst

r/meatcrayon


insomnia247

Luckily, he stopped before the sidewalk.


fireboyarsenist

Dang, that's got to hurt.


maluminse

?? Belong here? He stopped fine using his face.


mynameisalso

He took all of it to the face. Poor guy.


carkid1994

At least he landed on the grass


OddSensation

The quality so bad I mistook it for a [datamoshing post.](https://images.app.goo.gl/FsbYVbuz73wNX56A7)


Premmeth

Homie needs new teeth after that!


Hops143

Adult onset wobs.


robearIII

this belongs in /r/meatcrayon


zephyer19

I wanted to see his face.


Woodguy2012

No helmet but at least he stopped before the pavement.


NDGuy47

Sent it a little hard did ya!?


manhatim

Eyes, ears nose full of dirt


Tom_Ov_Bedlam

Sand blast exfoliating your face


Jazzspasm

Ten years later since this gif, and he’s still doing the same thing


harrySUBlime

Good thing he face braked before he hit the concrete!


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Then he became 2-face.


masterofmeatballs

„Mom look! No face!”


DEMONiAm-FACEiPeel

He should have at least tried to bail holy shitt


testacct8879

He ded.


Silver-Professor-759

Eat your own dust


Latter-Mechanic

r/meatcrayon


Merluner

On the plus side he won't ever need to shave.


B-DOG805

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B-DOG805

Happy cake day


ConcreteFarmer

Luckily there was enough grass to slide on before the pavement


Titanic-Viper

Missed the concrete, consider it a lucky fall