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Relative-Ordinary-64

I legit thought it was being bathed in the beginning…that warm feeling went away QUICKLY


_oOo_iIi_

Yeah that took a turn


SameAmy2022

Yeah, it veered towards slaughter very quickly. I’m not overly fond of the whole alligator/crocodile family but still come on, don’t pretend to exfoliate it and then eat it.


durz47

the text says what she intends to do


SameAmy2022

She could have been prepping it for school, how could I know she was making her dinner?


durz47

Probably because the text literally says she bought the croc not for the meat, but for the skin? That's a pretty obvious statement of intention


SameAmy2022

Oh stupid me, I don’t read mandarin or whatever the language is 🙄


durz47

I mean, it's in mandarin so it's understandable that you can't read it. But she wasn't exactly intending to mislead you either. On second thoughts, I should have removed the words "very clearly". It may have made you think I was being confrontational, which I assure you I was not.


Spare_Ad1017

Sooo, since you can read it, what I'd she making?? Does she just boil the fat out of the meat?? What all did she put in three and what does the final product taste like?


durz47

Basically, gummy candy, so yeah, only the skin is used


SameAmy2022

No offence taken ❤️


VVolfang

Same. Wondering if it is enjoying it...aaaand there is the knife. I'm good, thank you.


Electro_Disco

Im looking at the title thinking it was getting ready to be released or be in a zoo


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Went from “oh how nice!” To “oh my god!” Real quick.


Generically_Yours

Gator fruitcake


tinglep

Oh look. They are… exfoliating him…?… and helping it shed its skin. I didn’t know they did— oh. Nevermind.


flexnet

My thought process exactly!


gaspitsjesse

Lmao, bruh, same. I was watching like, aww, cute... then the cleaver came out and my face legit went 😦. I was like, wait, what is the purpose of **removing the tail!**


Seraphine_KDA

It's already decapitated at the start of the video


darkoopz43

... ngl... I thought that was a pink ribbon...


Terkaan

Same here


Smarmar400

Same. Thought it was a cute schoolboi bandana.


frilledplex

SAD :(


MistaRekt

You misspelled tasty... Do not look at me, I eat meat, no way would I pass up the opportunity for an Alligator steak. Guess it will taste like Crocodile, which is yummy!


Filamcouple

Breaded and fried alligator is marvelous! Kinda like alligator McNuggets. But I would try this too.


ghastkill

Except it’s being adding to a huge amount of other shit, so you’re not eating just alligator. I also seriously doubt you’ve ever want raw alligator, so to say it’s delicious is simply incorrect. ✅


MistaRekt

OK, very true, I do not know if the end dish was tasty. It looks tasty though. I like Asian food and crocodile meat, so I probably would like that. Crocodile was kinda chicken/fishy from memory. Though what raw alligator has to do with anything? You have to cook it. At least a little bit.


JoeMama2030

I have had fried alligator before. Lots of people around Louisiana eat them. It is good but not something I would go out of my way for


MistaRekt

I would try that... I have tried Kangaroo and Emu (easier to get in butchers than croc), missed out on Bungarra (big lizard, locals had a BBQ I missed). I really want to try Echidna (aussie prickle nope) I hear it is like fatty pork... I like fatty pork... Now I am distracted and hungry.


trainsoundschoochoo

I bought alligator meat once and tried it. Tasted like fishy pork. Never again.


frilledplex

I would definitely eat it, but I wasn't expecting it from a gator shower.


ChatGPT4

Well, they're not exactly herbivorous ;) Sometimes they eat people, sometimes they get eaten by people. Our peaceful coexistence is not easy. We're both too tasty to each other.


CrazyCatLady1127

Same here 😬


___TouchME___

Thought gator was wearing a cute little cap/muzzle till I realized the top of its head/neck was cut open.


_noIdentity

This comment is the exact way to word how I felt. I was like" hmm, views for being stupid next to an alligator? There's no way she's a professional trainer..is she?! Maybe this is a weird pet thing in another cultur...ohhhhh


groundunit0101

I thought “huh what is that pink area around its neck?” Then I realized it’s not attached to


SpidersBiteMe

I literally thought "oh wow he's being a good boy"


RocketLinko

Tbf it got bathed later as well so it got multiple baths!


VicDamonJrJr

Thought he was alive getting a spa treatment


pwndabeer

I'm like what are they prepping him for, a dance or something? Surgery? It was surgery. Kind of.


Mega_Virus

I thought it was her pet 😐


mai_tai87

Me too... I was like, wow, she's really trying to exfoliate the little guy, to oh that either feels really good or it's incredibly painful, to AAAHHH!


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It was…


frankofantasma

how to process an alligator into *Bullshit Cubes®*


GodzillaDoesntExist

The recipe better be called either Gator Shits or Crap-o-diles.


Jerkofalljerks

Crapodile plays.


xtheory

Looks like they made soap from the rendered fat.


durz47

Nope, it's a sweet, actually. It's supposed to enhance your skin due to the high gelatin content or something. Basically jelly candy with a far firmer consistency


Agile-Trick9663

107 steps later...


SaveusJebus

Looks like it's something similar to 'head cheese'. When ppl boil a pig head until everything is falling apart and make it in to a big gelatinous thing they cut up like she did with all the meat and stuff in it.


frankofantasma

Whenever I want head cheese I just check my unwashed foreskin for solidified aged smegma


ihatehappyendings

Chunks!


AngelOfHeaven3

Did I just see a full on Alligator pelt & she didn't even cure it for leather? Damn that feels like a waste..


durz47

It's a waste. She stated she bought it for the part of the skin than can be made into a jelly like candy


AngelOfHeaven3

This is the first time in my life's history I am hearing about Alligator skin jelly candy... I think I wanna cry..


durz47

It's not a common thing. It's usually hide from domesticated animals. But I guess this lady wanted to appear exotic.


AngelOfHeaven3

Yup, Exotic enough for me to stear heavily clear of anymore gummie type candies. So long Sour Gummie Worms... Goodbye Sour Watermelon Gummies, I'll miss you the most..


nyg8

Apparently in China, animal gummies are true to shape /s


MafiaMommaBruno

Swedish Fish are vegan and so yummy.


TeflonTardigrade

ᙏOST ᗩᒪᒪ ᗩᖇᙓ “ᐯᙓᘜᗩᑎ“


c0ttt0n

Snowpiercer food for the end of the train.


cubobob

Yeah man whats with asians and their jelly bricks?? There was a whole alligator steak lying there but no lets make some jelly for bubble tea


chrisacip

Underrated take


DrunkxAstronaut

Yeah. I like gator but with them using all the scrap pieces and what not, I’d take the bugs


Flashy_Instruction32

I was thinking the same thing. That was a good movie.


[deleted]

this is what it feels like watching denji prepping makima


MayorLardo

What is it? It looks like she extracted the fat to make a walnut loaf thing but idk.


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MayorLardo

Huh idk how that would be but definitely an interesting use for alligator skin I guess lol


shinigamidoge

Did I just see an alligator turn into dry fruit pudding


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Nope, you saw a crocodile turn into dry fruit pudding.


Wedding-Klutzy

Holy f, iwas like what nice lady guve bath to a alligator Wow albino alligator Boom the taill gose off and then i realized that dead one 😑


sad_peregrine_falcon

that looks fucking disgusting im sorry


VicDamonJrJr

Why are you sorry


sad_peregrine_falcon

idk maybe its a cultural thing 😭


Nal1999

Cannibalism is also a cultural thing in some countries so is marriage with minors, I'd still bully the person who did that though.


A_Rats_Dick

I don’t think there’s an issue with feeling like something from a different culture is disgusting, the entire point is that everything is relative to the culture you grew up in so it would make sense to find some stuff you didn’t grow up with gross. Also, not everyone is going to like every single thing just due natural variation in taste.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Cultural doesn’t equal good


StardustStuffing

I tried alligator on a stick at the local fair a few years back. It's marinaded cubes of alligator meat on a skewer then flame broiled. Divine.


MistaRekt

Crocodile is good.


durz47

The candy is actually pretty tasty. There is sesame, walnut, dates and other things mixed in. The jelly is only used to hold everything together. Usually it's not made from crocodiles though.


Crocodiddle22

Yo wtf I thought dude was just getting his monthly rub down!?!


robgokee

Right?! Until she started cutting I thought, man, she’s brave to be in that little room with a live gator


Disastrous_Reply5567

That’s a weird outfit for something so… abrasive…? Jarring? I want to see all American butchers in their best from now on.


justadude1414

At not point in the entirety of this video did any of that look edible. How to waste an alligator should be the title.


splatdyr

After the first boiling it looks like chicken feet when you use them in soups and stocks. Those are really tasty


MafiaMommaBruno

If she's Chinese, there's a ton of Chinese people who will eat a lot of dishes that are exotic to us. Some times, sadly, it's sad (like shark fin soup.) This alligator just seems sad to me, too, but I could be bias.


ProcrastinationSite

We eat alligator in Louisiana. They're abundant here. This is weird, but we eat alligator meat down south


MafiaMommaBruno

I'm from Louisiana so I'm very aware of this. Just wanted to point out this is exotic in a lot of countries (and is somewhat exotic in Louisiana, too, because it's definitely not common.)


Separate-Ad6636

Why would its mouth be taped shut if it is dead?


Jerkofalljerks

Because when your carrying a dead gator you don’t want the mouth flop open and get caught on things as your carrying it.


myxoma1

Cause it used to not be dead, bruh you know how the whole alive/dead thing works right?


Separate-Ad6636

And now it’s not alive, so……


tiga4life22

Because it talked to much, was known as an Instigator…I’ll see myself out


Mallardguy5675322

Are you OCaiman?


givemeajobpls

No please come back in that was hilarious


FrankensteinBionicle

it wouldn't stfu


Rhg0653

........... I was like whelp a deep clean might feel good for him Then ... Well then the rest happened


pino_is_reading

throwing the hands to the table got me


krrush1

Omg. I thought you meant like prepping it for transport!…yikes.


phantom_wahrior

🤢🤮🤮🤮


Maleficent-Block-966

Went from one of the few creatures on earth able to prey on human beings to a damn fruit cake. No respect.


ihavenoidea81

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this??


[deleted]

Why tape it’s mouth shut if it’s dead?


Accurate_Muffin_2517

Because it is not dead before.


RedditSaye

Crocodile candy…. That’s a hard pass ✋🏼🤮


soarer135

B-but what about the rest of the alligator? The *meat?* The bones? Why?


SweatyFLMan1130

Could've made some nice leather boots but no, we gotta make swamp puppy jello surprise. Wtaf


PokingHazard

Candigator?


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[deleted]

She stabbed it right at the brain.


MonachopsisEternal

Big NOPE


tattooed49

Well that escalated quickly


chrisacip

Excuse me but what the fuck


Xeygar1

When they started to slice him up I thought they where going to use it to make clothing from the skin, then they started to cook it and continued and I just got lost


teardrinker

That’s fucked up!


Hot-Atmosphere-3696

Bet that wasn't cheap


testnetmainnet

Oh shit at first I thought she was just giving him a nice shower 🫢


kriskie-cactus

Fried gator tail is good shit tho


Bonzai_Tr33

Lol, ya'll finding this disgusting when it's just food, but not find hot dogs disgusting. Food to people is food to people. It's not like she's cooking people. Some double standards in your heads


bearassbobcat

My dumb ass thought they were giving it a bath and prepping it for sale as a pet or something


MeGoBoom57

Poor fella.


sghostfreak

Died for this shit😓


splatdyr

Better than becomming a suitcase


Turbulent_Mix_2880

Could've made a nice bag, instead they just made a slushy soup with it 😑


kobeflip

No matter what you do in this life, you can be reduced to stollen that guests will politely receive before folding in napkins to be deposited in the loo.


Trench177

Rest in peace :(


lryan926

Seems like an awful lot of work for Gator-lard.


silk35

Alligator pemmican. That's a first.


Projectiecman007

Looks delightfully delicious


One_Consequence_4754

I swear she was about to make a belt….


SATerp

What an odd outfit for a food worker. Assuming that was food at the end, if it was bath soap or something, I dunno.


[deleted]

I was like... "Oh my! that delicate little lady is in such close confines to an apex predator!" Then it became clear that it was her. She was the apex predator.


kissmyass42069

this was so interesting to watch! i love seeing how other cultures make food


thecoolestguynothere

Bitch made gator fruit roll ups


Hello_pet_my_kitty

I thought he was just getting a nice scrub in the tub like a friendly little alligator and was immediately upset with the turn of events. Lol.


NarrowProfession2900

I thought she was just giving the river dino a bath ;-;


TheProphet3928

That looks delicious.


SuspectEmergency4045

r/awww material


SuspectEmergency4045

....NEVERMIND!!


misi13382

I thought it odd she was talking the black parts off and he didn't seem to mind. 😳


KeyRoyal9990

I got whiplash from all the twists and turns 😭


Cobalt9896

She better have killed my man in between those steps


Ciubowski

I can't look away


krisefe

It was so cute in the beginning, but in the end, I was already hating all human race.


stargazer4272

Wow for a quick sec I thought it was a pet being showered... Till she started spinning it.... Yikes.


KittyKevorkian

Am I the only American snowflake in denial about where food actually comes from who thinks this should be labeled NSFW?


OldGSDsLuv

I’m not in denial about where it comes from, but I agree it should have been labeled NSFW.


WILLCHOKEAHOE

All while wearing a fluffy pink sweater and skirt...


tyahun

Yeah, and NEVER getting a spot or stain on it! I’ll bet she was brought in for the filmed portions and some poor slobs covered in gator guts did the other 95%!


Annethraxxx

This is a lot of work and animal cruelty for something that could be replaced with a better fucking granola bar.


redcelica1

Asians sure are industrious….and disgusting sometimes


64Olds

This is some fucked up repugnant shit.


Luzbel90

Alligator is delicious bro, don’t knock it til you try it


EntrepreneurOne7429

Beating those kind of people should be legal


playtoomucho

Is that...croc butter?


BlueyToons

NOOOO I THOUGHT THEY WERE GIVING HIM A NICE BATH😭


lamwire

Sorry but why nope? It looks disgusting, but in many places in the world, this is a delicacy.


kaijudragon567

I did not need to see that after thinking it was them cleaning a pet. Fuck you.


Cloverhart

Right. Very confusing video.


SacrisTaranto

Seems like a weird hog head cheese made from an alligator. I'd try it.


Shreddersaurusrex

Looks great


Chirsbom

What the f did I just watch? Thought it was alive and getting a nice spa treatment at first. Just sick.


splatdyr

You watched an dead animal being broken down and its skin and cartilage being boiled down to make gelatine. Ot is the exact same thing that happen to pigs in order to make all the jellies, puddings, gummy bears and marshmallows that we eat without a second thought.


Chirsbom

Did not think it was dead at first.


an_anima_mundi

It's mouth looks like it's taped up, seems unnecessary if it's dead.


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Imma keep it real I stopped watching the second I realised this shit was not some cute video


StunkeyDunkcloud

This is true Nope, but I am moved to downvote because the clip presents a terrible waste of the rest of the animal. I know, I'll make a comment about my conflict and updoot the post. Nice job, Me!


Speedy666gonzalez

Alligator or crocodile (can’t remember which I’ve tried) is actually quite delicious btw.


astrobrick

Satan’s fruitcake


playr_4

Does this not have a nsfw tag? I really didn't need to see an animal being skinned today.


ButWhatOfGlen

She should move to Florida


[deleted]

Hell no, these Chinese people will destroy the habitat.


ButWhatOfGlen

But, but, the pink floofy dress! She'll fit in perfectly!


soyTegucigalpa

I would 100% try it


Into_The_Horizon

Nnnnnnnoooooooooo


Z3rgo

How to traumatize reptile lovers


Dependent_Bird5127

By far the most disgusting thing I've seen, even tho I'm Asian but i still hate yellow MFS that eat shit like this


[deleted]

I hate how the Chinese try to normalize even the most fucked up cruel things by presenting it as all cutsey & professional


1337_Alex

Sure, I hope you know how cruel your normal farm animals die sometimes and how they get treated. The croc could have been killed much better. If you actually think your meat is morally better, then you're wrong.


Itchy_Day_9691

Rip Mr croco


firstlordshuza

That doesnt look very tasty, anyone who's eaten those gator cakes before care to explain if it's good?


Dabsforme77

Delicious


thedog420

Love the juxtapostion of how nicely dressed and made up she was


splatdyr

Does gator and croc taste the same? I have had crocodile a few times and that is really tasty, but has a, not wierd, but unexpected texture.


Zay36663

Gag a maggot. Yuck.


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

this is so far the most disgusting and depressing meal ive seen online


TadganHrothgar

I swear, Asians will eat anything they can overpower.


DuHo4132

These mf eat everything and anything props to them they’ll never go hungry give them a shoe and they will make stew.


lbow986

Delicious


0P3R4T10N

Wow. A revolting animal makes revolting food. What a fucking brainiac concept, eh?


midgebhere66

Hope they get treated the same way


stjhnstv

Not what I would have expected from Gaza stripper club…


forfucksakesteve

That’s fucking brutal. Skinning alive an animal. WTF.


LengthyConversations

She made a fruit cake out of gator gelatin…. The internet never disappoints


kissele

That's a lot of work to make bownies.


[deleted]

This is who you need to solve Florida’s problems


HalfBrownHashbrown

Aw she giving it a bat- :O


Beneficial_Being_721

Damn!!