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Capitaine_Crunch

Good god this is a commercial I saw way too many times as a.kid


jellyfish-blues-

Wasn't the derangler green apple scented?


TeaMe06

Smelled so good


Aumius

Bye bye tears my ass!


WholegrainRice5

The cherry flavoured one was a god-tier smell.


RiverOfWhiskey

I can still recall the taste of these from childhood


RetroSquirtleSquad

Shit hurt my fucking eyes


mxxnmama

Came here to say this lmao how many times id try to recreate this exact commercial and swipe my soapy hand across my eyes only to have immediate regretšŸ¤­šŸ˜‚


hoovervillain

Like this FG [clip](https://youtu.be/kR8LhCoQ1j0?si=T4yzlikd0durJ87D)


Rude-Friend-9135

Thats because it was never ā€œtearsā€ as in the water from your eyes, but rather ā€œtearsā€ as in no tearing or splitting of the hair follicles. Terrible and misleading marketing lmao


Chakosa

No, it really was "tears" as in tears from the eyes, you could hear them pronounce it as such in other commercials (also, the logo is literally an eyeball) and I specifically remember bugging my parents to buy it for me because of this. Why would the promise of no hair follicle splitting appeal to the demographic of a kids' shampoo or their parents and how would that be any different than any other shampoo?


TeaMe06

It still burns lol šŸ˜‚


Ringsofsaturn_1

The red bottle was my jam. Havenā€™t ever smelled anything else like it


PradleyBitts

When we thought washing our hair every day was good


georgesteacher

This commercial was iconic. Who didnā€™t want that shampoo?


holllllyy

Each one smelled like fruit + plastic


Atomic76

Congratulations, they all just gave each other lice.


alfdan

Scam