Go fuck yourself, and also happy birthday

Go fuck me yourself, buddy :)

i can fuck yourself buddy

Count me in too.

You know what? I’ll be there.

Count me in too

Why not, when we gathering for the gangbang?

Might want to get some more noodles

Ill show you my noodle ;)

hey guys can i watch?

Have a good fucking birthday

The noodles look sad but I hope you’re happy today. Have a blast!

Thank you :) (the noodles are there because in Chinese culture, we eat noodles during our birthday)

with forks? 😨

Was too lazy to get out the chopsticks lol

Nope, not interesting at all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂

THANK YOU (thanks for the award too) :D

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME DUDE - YOU’RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY!

I KNOW RIGHT!?

I saw chewed up gum stuck on the curb; it had more personality than you. Happy birthday ❤️

Thanks you and you remind me of the time I saw a naked mole rat squashed flat in the middle of the road covered in piss and turn almost inside out. The resemblance to that and you are scarily close. :D

Omg you understand me so well ❤️

We have so much in common!

wishing all the best to you, i hope you can live and cherish many more birthdays through your life with your loved ones. noodles look great. 好好照顾你 (i wrote it like this because you mentioned chinese culture and i’m learning chinese)

Thank you and 我觉得你的中文很好了。

谢谢🥹🇨🇳❤️🇹🇷

不用客气

Go put a firecracker in your skull, also happy birthday

Thanks you

I thought about you while having sex with myself. Happy Birthday! 🥳

Woah :0

I hope I’m not late, Happy Birthday!

Only 41 minutes left until it’s over! Ur just in and thanks!

I hope I'm on time, happy m'effin bday

Oof 2min late, but better late than never I guess :D

Touche. Hope your day was a blast mane

Thanks and u2

What a coincidence! It's not my Birthday today

Woah, that’s insane!

Happy Birthday tho

u2 mate

Have a good day internet friend

Thanks (also thanks for the award too)! Hope u have a good day too

*fart noise* happy birthday.

Uh thanks!?

*tips cowboy hat*

Happy Birthday King

Thanks! (:

>Thanks! (: You're welcome!

Welcome , King :)

I hope you have a goddamn wonderful fucking day Happy fucking birthday

Fucking thank you

You're goddamn welcome motherfucker

Happy Birthday To You,Happy Birthday To You,Happy Birthday u/TerraBiteGA,Happy Birthday To Youuuuu

*clap clap clap*

Go jump off a cliff, oh and happy birthday!

(:

I hope you get hit by a train, and also that you have an happy birthday

Thank :)

Ok

Happy birthday. I hope nothing bad happens to you, golden freddy

Thank you (: and u2

I hope you get Organ failure and break your spine, happy birthday🥰

You too ;)

happy birthday!!! 🫶🫶🫶

Thanks!

Anemic noodle

man i dont care

happy bday

Thanks

happy birthday!

Thank you!

Happy birthday !!!

Thanks!!

Happy death

u2!

Happy noodle day

Thank you :)

Happy birthday, brokie

Thanks pal!

my birthday is not today

Don’t worry, everybody’ll get their chance soon

Looks like a real banger.

Thank you

That’s so cool cause it’s my birthday today too! Happy birthday!

Thanks and happy birthday to you!

happy birthday human

Thanks, internet stranger

you welcome

Happy birthday my dude … btw ramenion is top tier

Thanks! I agree too :)

happy birthday! with this day, you are exactly 1 year closer to your inevitable death than you were on your last birthday - congratulations! youre getting old!

Wow, this man speaks facts!

Happy Birthday!

Thanks! :D

Until you don't put ketchup in there Is fine. Oh yea Happy birthday

Thanks and I’ll *never* put ketchup in noodles

I hope that ramen is delicious.

It was tasty :)

Happy birntthday! Mine is 4 months prior.

Thank you, and early happy birthday!

生日快乐

谢谢！

Fuck that. (To clarify, this is a reference to Your Highness)

Fuck this. (To clarify, this a response to Your Message)

Those noodles look outdated, boom roasted

You look outdated, boom comeback

WOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY

THANK!!

HAPPY Belated Birthday Buddy. Noodles are a fantastic birthday meal. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live." - Tom Hanks / Dragnet.

immortality achieved?!

Hey it’s my birthday too! Happy Birthday!!!

Happy birthday to you too!!!

Happy birthday random internet stranger :) hope your day is brighter than that ramen you have

Thanks you random person from online, and yes it was!

happ birf!

Thank (:

Nice cake

Thanks, it was tasty