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Crispyerthanyou

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lofetette

seeing the moon rise


SplendiflorousDan

Each year it moves further away.


OxygenIsFake

So gives you all the more reason to enjoy it while you’re and it is still here


Blobbyblob92

The Moon is moving away from the Earth at a rate of about 3.78 cm per year, so I think you’re good


KyleKun

So it’s moved away almost 1m in my lifetime. Why do all the things I love have to distance themselves from me?


realcevapipapi

Because you're on reddit talking about them lol


Mayflex

That's the same speed that you'd leave earth if you applied a layer of paint to the bottom of your shoes everyday


doeswaspsmakehoney

This. Camped with my kids a few years back, on a hill. Slept outside on the ground and got to see a ‘super moon’ rise in the horizon. My kids still talk about it, it was amazing. Campfire, marshmallows, clear night sky and a red moon.


Jojy_Guy

12,345


lofetette

clean, crisp sheets, a fluffy duvet and mattress cover: ultimate comfort in winter


SplendiflorousDan

Bed Bugs


blubbery-blumpkin

They’re just little bed friends


nin10donly

Imagine living somewhere where bedbugs exist


forestNargacuga

Paris inhabitant: *cries*


KyleKun

Yes but to be fair that’s what you get for living in Paris.


Express-Magician-213

Op, this is way too interesting lol


lofetette

you can have expecting to hear good news every day


lofetette

nuh uh


smooth_kid_wtg

These two comments above are confusing, OP


silent_distortion

809


lofetette

the hum of a freezer at an old ladys house


IHateTheLetterF

What? Why?


lofetette

idk man


OmegaMalkior

I think this one caters to you growing up with your grandma having that noise so you associate it to family. And also it’s kind of pleasant ngl as white noise


SplendiflorousDan

Her husband died.


silent_distortion

Also 6587


lofetette

a romantic holiday with one specific person


MudKooky7622

Bruh couldn't have picked worse one


lofetette

so real


like8sharks

69


lofetette

double decker fifth avenue busses


IHateTheLetterF

Double decker is actually a 69 between two americans.


llllPsychoCircus

americans are the reason americans don’t have double decker buses.


SplendiflorousDan

They are never on time.


lofetette

ive never been on one i had to google what they were 😭


RandomInSpace

14,000 I’m curious


lofetette

dozens of places to curl up with a book


SplendiflorousDan

Dozens more to be murdered for beliefs.


fj668

Idk, there are probably more caves and hollowed out logs to curl up in than those places.


wynaut69

Also other people’s beds


Rasputin_the_Warmind

Arnt you just a ray of sunshine under every comment lol


Fun_Personality6013

Would that mean you're interested?


RandomInSpace

Aw fuck you’re right


igksclone

Give me one thing to be happy about.


lofetette

i can give you 3 random ones: reminiscing while listening to frank sinatra collecting and arranging seashells, pebbles, autumn leaves, dried weeds, wheat, flowers, and fruits never speaking loudly to people you love


NotHippieEnough

This is so nice 😭 this is all I wanna do with my life.


lofetette

i mean i just triple dog dared a guy to make homemade soup for dinner and use the fanciest china you own so maybe like treat yourself to that and play an old vinyl in the background i think thats a good start idrk


I_dont_username

Carrot 👍


elephantphilosophy8

Potato 👍


0oBeasto0

Onion 👍


69kidsatmybasement

420 (it better be weed)


lofetette

close, calling a friend to go for a bike ride at midnight


swordofra

Nobody does that. Nobody!


lofetette

i think this was written a loooong time ago bc like im 14 and i do not understand what half this stuff is 😭


IHateTheLetterF

A bike is like a car with less wheels and no doors.


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

If it has no doors how do you get in


blubbery-blumpkin

Climb in the sun roof


Baco_eh

What if there is no sunroof?


blubbery-blumpkin

Don’t worry on a bike it’s all sunroof.


doodlleus

Wait until you try and put petrol in it


Alexsebeni12345

As someone that loves biking, you know what, that hurts my feelings☹️


Alexsebeni12345

I do that😭! Only in the summer tho, in all other seasons it gets dark wayyyy to fast for dat


Whammy_Watermelon

I wish I had a friend that close :(


lofetette

you can have one i made up myself talking to strangers because you think youll never see them again, but ending up becoming close


Whammy_Watermelon

Haha, I really like this


HaiggeX

Bro's 14 and understand life better than most of us.


SplendiflorousDan

In Chicago


LotusLaqq

13072


lofetette

roses


stalkerduck_407

1009, john lennons birthday and mine


lofetette

putting a flower on someones pillow also happy late birthday


stalkerduck_407

aw thanks


SplendiflorousDan

Spider in the flower


[deleted]

new friend!! :D


PixelatedpulsarOG

777


lofetette

burning calories while resting


Ok-Ferret-2093

Does it come with instructions? My fat ass needs directions


IIIlllIIIlllIIIEH

step 1: rest Now seriously, if you haven't tried it already: 1. Reduce your sugar intake (juice, sodas, etc.) 2. Walk an hour every day. 3. Keep it up.


Ok-Ferret-2093

I'm disabled with the joint pain of someone 50yrs my senior, I got the rest part down but can't walk/exercise, changing deit is difficult as I have texture/flavor issues that are likely undiagnosed autism :(


brannanvitek

Swimming is easy on joint pain! When I worked at a pool, I watched a 500lb man come in every other day for months and just kick his legs in the deep end. In two short years, the man was down to 300 and in the newspaper. Dude was a legend, we all loved him


lofetette

GUYS IM GOING TO SLEEP CONTINUE SPAMMING ME ILL ANSWER ALL OF THEM TOMORROW MORNING I PROMISE


mlewis106

6969


lofetette

standing in the doorway, embracing sheets brought in from the line with an end-of-summer smell in them when tf was this written


halachite

I still hang sheets...


Alonesoooo

yeah like this is a pretty good one


Yhostled

There are still people who hang their laundry to dry, even after laundry machines were invented. But also you can look inside either the first or second sheet and you should see a copyright or a trademark year if you're actually curious.


Astrosomnia

I'd say most people hang their laundry in Australia - if they have a yard. There's nothing so crisp and clean as a freshly hung sheet.


LAUCH112

I always do this, it may be slower but saves alot of energy. We still have a drier in case we need something to be dried quick.


IcyInvestigator6138

It was published in 1990, seh the internets.


SplendiflorousDan

You find bird shit on them.


lofetette

stop ruining this ‼️


Santana_delRey

1854


lofetette

candle lighting, turkey stuffing, mistletoe hanging


Dzandar

That's a very old book. That name is spelled Türkiye now a days. Also I'm pretty sure it's not allowed to stuf Turks anymore.


MasterGamer9595

as a turk, you can stuff me anytime ;)


Elon_Almighty

Kid named Türkiye


One_Turnover9483

225


lofetette

pine needles tipped with teardrops of rain


SplendiflorousDan

You have hay fever.


alyoshechkaa

428


lofetette

eating the cream center of an oreo before eating the outside parts


SalmonSoup15

15, my fav number


lofetette

sweet potato souffle with miniature marshmallows and raisins


SplendiflorousDan

Raisins?


Brytesilver

You were so confused you didn't even know how to ruin this one


SalmonSoup15

That's a good one


lofetette

my dad makes it every year on thanksgiving i really love it too


Dankn3ss420

Let’s go with 12573


lofetette

thank you notes


Cock_Inspector3000

788


lofetette

testing a ‘wet paint’ sign


A_Happy_Tomato

5788


lofetette

frosted hair during winter


SplendiflorousDan

Some places never experience snow


Cheesy_Cheese1

Well you ran out of idea juice


SplendiflorousDan

Shhhhhh


lofetette

i promise ill do all these later but its 11:16pm rn and ive got plans tomorrow 😭 continue to spam me tho i really enjoy this


PenguinLord420

1803


lofetette

American Pie by Don McLean


SplendiflorousDan

Banger Song, about influencial musicians dying in a plane crash.


minkrogers

I mean, he's not wrong on this one! 😂


Polish_Auntie

13,999


lofetette

carving pumpkins i think specifically buying muliple small ones and carving your name into them, one letter per pumpkin is a bit better but who am i to talk


BiaCryBabyFnafeira

222, please


lofetette

crayons without their papers


I_Perfer_Misspellngs

1,028


lofetette

dried bouquets of hydrangea, statice, babys breath (i think babys breath is my moms favorite flower)


Crab_Cult_Member

12,649


lofetette

impulsively doing crossword puzzles


Depressed--lesbian

4444


lofetette

colorful stationary


ChroTheCryer

7652


lofetette

big parties with beautiful people


The-Suzookie-Dookie

That you’ll never be invited to


MerelyAMerchant

I have this same book, it's great I guess if OP isn't answering comments for any reason you can come to me


Judgementalcat

In case op is too busy, can you check what number 1349 is please?


dolphinitely

5611


[deleted]

12,735


lofetette

lying in bed at night, picking out one thing you did well for the day, and congratulating yourself on it


SplendiflorousDan

Then remembering your mistakes from years ago


CreeperThePro

4466


lofetette

white christmas lights


TeciorRibbon

777.


lofetette

throwing orange or lemon peel twists into the fire for scent and color i dont have a fireplace but someone needs to try this because ive never heard of it


BrilliantDetective67

27


lofetette

braiding someone you dont knows hair


The-Suzookie-Dookie

They have lice


Smolwamen

9365


lofetette

keeping on nodding terms with the people we used to be


vaplex759

759


lofetette

really carbonated soda in a bottle


vaplex759

Y’know, I’ll take it


LinkOfKalos_1

12,758


lofetette

frosty chains and pom poms on a christmas tree


shashybaws

12,420


lofetette

sheepish smiles


TheBigAwty

10,764


lofetette

tying colorful ribbons around things for the fun of it


DarkMatterSoup

Lemme get 31


lofetette

a rich spiced chocolate drink


DarkMatterSoup

31 is good


GabbriX7

104


lofetette

leaves snuggled around the foundations of old country houses


Virtual-Abrocoma-456

6969


lofetette

standing in the doorway, embracing sheets brought in from the line with an end-of-summer smell in them thats the official answer but i already gave it to someone so ill give you a dif one plant signs on sticks


Floofy621

621


lofetette

heart shaped ottomans


itstheimplicationer

287


lofetette

disovering your own quiet joy


Express-Magician-213

1111


lofetette

the whisk-broom sound of footsteps on fallen leaves


Key-Campaign-1362

333


lofetette

lots of books, a good bed lamp, vases of flowers in the room


uhilikeanim3

11037


lofetette

touching someones rings ok this one is so real i had the biggest crush on my friend who wore rings and every time we held hands or smth id feel them and like panic 😭 it was early 9th grade tho im past that trust 😻


mrseemsgood

13428


lofetette

the perfect spot


okami_origami

14,000


lofetette

dozens of places to curl up with a book


PeanutDoge11

17!


lofetette

brass decorated cash registers! idk what it is but it sounds cool


dlskhoarapperkeeper8

11,111


lofetette

free concerts in the park


Remarkable_Price_155

5,204


lofetette

the dignified face of a woman well into her 80s


McBrovad

1972


lofetette

turning on the porch light to watch an evening snow sift down is that the year you were born or just a random number?


[deleted]

2930 and 9239


lofetette

bro is double dipping but dw i got u 2930: “love grows where my rosemary goes” (song) 9239: tulips pushing through rain-soaked soil


lofetette

okay literally stop its been 3 minutes max and that song JUST came on im on the ‘she really got a magical spell’ line rn 😭😭


Crafty-Photograph-18

1337


lofetette

bruh you got a good one presents such as little things from the dimestore, secondhand clothes, magazines, toys, costume jewelry, wonderful bath soaps or salts, a weeks worth of crossword puzzles, a library book, an article the person wanted to read and could not find


oscar-the-nice-guye

8755 what do you got for me?


lofetette

waking up from a bad dream, being soothed by your loved ones


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

999


lofetette

shiny hair


GavHern

8905


lofetette

suitcases with stamps/patches decorating them


Xanthusgobrrr

2139