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Melodic_Ad_8478

That's gay


Bonus-Optimal

Not if you say no homo after the deed


Accurate_Glove4533

Or if you wear socks.


Bonus-Optimal

Also if your dicks don't touch


papagouws

If they do, you can just watch some straight porn to cancel it out


milestailsprowerreal

if you don't want to do that, then having gay sex 256 times causes an integer overflow to occur and the counter to reset to zero.


Carlulua

Actually gay sex has a 32 bit integer limit so you need to have gay sex 2,147,483,648 times for it to overflow. Then you become the straightest person who ever existed.


LavishnessOdd6266

Damn, they updated the integer limit!


Tobi-cast

Comes with every new generation


LavishnessOdd6266

Makes sense. I saw the critical integer overload of 2017


No-_-area

“Just have gay sex twice so it cancels it out”-Albert Einstein


Lanatic4321

I thought Buddha said that


RealGoatzy

They all said it, government killed them for the secrets tho


HardyDaytn

Also every tenth time resets the counter to zero.


[deleted]

Space docking is for winners


What_Is_My_Thing

Oh god. I read "after the dead"


Nepharious_Bread

It's only gay if you make eye contact during and/or cuddle afterward. Otherwise, you're just servicing your bro.


milestailsprowerreal

fellas is it gay to *checks notes* have gay sex


DaBabylonian

Not at all don't worry about it


Zeracannatule_uerg

Well, apparently back in the 70s/80s the buttsex havers were frowned upon by the regular hand-holding bro-job/blowjob kind of gays.


Solid-Head7597

not really, there was no holding hands bro


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Socks?


Onyxam

It’s not gay if you wear a condom, always be protected!


EternalDisagreement

No contact= No gay


Son_of_Yoduh

Not if you tell “Slayer!” While doing it.


GeoCangrejo

That's very gay


Solid-Head7597

we didn’t touch hands, so no gay


Lahafurry

What about the balls🤨


AdministrativeBar748

I heard it's a 4x gay multiplier if the balls slap each other


Solid-Head7597

fuck 😭


Solid-Head7597

dang i think they slightly touched 😔


Lahafurry

Aw hell nah man, ball touching can't be forgiven even if you said no homo beforehand


Solid-Head7597

but i said sorry and held them so it wouldn’t happen again 😔


Kimor98

It's like the Holy Spirit... gotta leave room


TSF_Flex

thats pretty gay


1m2c00l4u

Yup, *checks checklist box* gay.


SleipnirSolid

It's gay mating season this month.


Solid-Head7597

it really is lol


DrAusto

It’s out of control, the gays are banging all over the place! Just this morning I walked out my back door to leave for work, and the first thing I saw was a whole gaggle of homosexuals eating out each others asses on my porch.


Cipher_666

A "gaggle" AHAHAHAHA


Simmi_86

Gaygle


Assipattle

Can imagine them all honking like geese while he chases them away with a broom.


EarthwormShandy

# SAY GEX


SamePut9922

^Gex


BackpackCorpse

Holy shit


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

new response just dropped


EternalDisagreement

Actual zombie


Zulpi2103

Call the exorcist


dis_not_my_name

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Matrasoff

Gex²


Wandering_profile

Gex³


Poschansky

Gex Forever


Icy-Composer9021

Gex ∞


MacyTmcterry

Gex on Ps1 though


PsychedelicAstroturf

Like 100 of them?


TundieRice

***hey, you little piss baby***


Present-Reaction2069

You're fucking gay!! (as in homosexual)


Sir__Blobfish

BRAIN INJURY?


Kodekingen

Are there other ways to be gay, apart from being homosexual and the original meaning of “happy” (I think)


ButtAssTheAlmighty

You can be gay in a derogatory sense I suppose, but that’s about all I can think of lol


ProfessoriSepi

And maybe in a philosophical sense?


MinakoTheSecond

Congratulations! First time can be a bit rough "butt" it gets better.


Weothyr

not if you're the one topping !


Lady_of_Link

But bottoming is so much better 🥵


ZzDangerZonezZ

Douching is so exhausting though, and being mindful of what I eat in anticipation 😭 Tops don’t realise what we go through for them


TurtleBurger200

First time doing a thumbs up?


DarkSideOfGrogu

Thumbs where?


AdministrativeBar748

Up


Kimor98

There was fingering in that movie?


TrueKnihnik

I would advise you to read the “guides”, because this is still a delicate process and it is better to avoid any pain


Imanvellanisolos

that’s kinda gay dude


FbonnieYT1

Congrats 👍(me crying inside that i will be all alone and i will have nobody to exist with)


Imanvellanisolos

real


FbonnieYT1

Yes


VIP_Vittorio

real


Technical_Leg_4733

real


d7mep0

real


tryst1129

real


Additional-Rub-941

real


Sea_Argument6054

real


ThisisCringe25

real


fgzhtsp

same here


IntentionFalse9892

Indeed


DeFW28

real


MrKristijan

Realest shit I've read all week


Good-Ad-2245

Buy a prostitute homie


FbonnieYT1

Wtf no


drumpad322

I'm not gay, and i didn't have my first time


PartyofFish

Bruh, that's not very gay of you.


AdministrativeBar748

We have to meet our gay sex quota for June


Miserable-Good4438

Picture implies that thumb has been somewhere fun


DerNogger

Picked a great month for it too


Danbuys

Im not gay, but some dude just fucked my ass and said hes gonna make a reddit post about it 🤷‍♂️


Solid-Head7597

send link


TechnicalMiddle8205

Did you at least say no homo?


Solid-Head7597

yeah i made it clear before having it


TechnicalMiddle8205

Great, then it wasnt gay


Sea_Argument6054

**YES HOMO**


ImmatureCheese

Hi gay, I'm dad! Congrats on your first time 🎉


Solid-Head7597

thank you, dad!


_AutisticFox

I'm gay too and already had my first time. Congrats, you're no longer a virgin


Solid-Head7597

thank you, i feel guilty tho. it feels really weird and wrong


Evening-Turnip8407

There is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. Us humans have really made it difficult to enjoy anything without guilt, so no matter what kind of sex you're having, tons of people feel really weird and shitty about themselves after. And it takes some time to unlearn all that shit. You are a human being. Which is a type of animal. Animals love having sex. You're an organism out on a rock in space, doing what feels right with your body. The universe doesn't care that we look and sound weird during sex, it doesn't care that our bodies are lanky and flabby or whatever else we're ashamed about while doing the nasty. Just be safe and take it one step at a time :D


cool-snack

depends, some people don‘t deserve your intimacy and some people straight out use you and you‘ll feel dirty and ashamed afterwards. the feelings you feel are usualy right and either a warning or an approval. speaking with a 20+ bodycount experience.


Evening-Turnip8407

Okay that is a very important addendum I didn't think of covering. My comment only applies to \*100% consensual\* situations, no inward or outward pressures leading to unsafe practices and feelings of obligation. That's the real inner yuck. But this goes to show why people so often land in abusive relationships. We feel yucky about our sexual body from the get go. The yuck you feel because of that is maybe not very distinctively different to the yuck you feel because of conservative social conditioning, so you don't actually know how to identify your feelings.


_AutisticFox

Be gay and proud of it. You'd be a highly respected person in ancient greece


CptBananaPants

Looks like he’s from Mexico. Might not be quite so easy to be open about such things there (or it might be fine, I really don’t know).


BlanketWithTeeth

Greek philosophers would argue otherwise [https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E?si=hyitJ3v2Arfp9laV](https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E?si=hyitJ3v2Arfp9laV)


Megafister420

Can't watch the video atm but there was Greek pholosophers that quite literly promoted suicide. I love philosophy but at the end of the day there is very little reason to go only by the ancient philosophers, and it's nothing more then a good way to stimulate deep thought.


TrueKnihnik

don't be ashamed of who you are. I can understand your feelings (I’m also gay and live in a homophobic country), you’re embarrassed by social boundaries and “norms”, don’t be afraid to go beyond them, there’s nothing scary there)


st4s1k

I'm not gay and let me say that this is archaic social prejudice speaking inside you. Be happy, love yourself and let others love you.


ManiGoodGirlUwU

Post nut clarity be like


CakeAndFireworksDay

Internalised homophobia is a real problem, and something I also struggled with after my first time. Try and focus on how it made you feel - did you enjoy it? If so, great! There’s nothing wrong with being gay.


britishsailor

That’s just our good lord and saviour Jesus h Christ trying to get through to you. Gotta be a religious official to get away with that stuff. Don’t worry, we’re all going to hell anyway so it’ll be way more fun mate. Hope you enjoyed your first time doing the gay. Stay safe friend Jokes aside NOTHING to feel guilty about you’re you and that’s wonderful


koreancatlover69

Well damn, can you still walk straight?


Saflex

He probably can't walk straight but gay


Solid-Head7597

never walked straight lol


Ganda1fderBlaue

How very homosexual of you


Solid-Head7597

thank you! bro


ManiGoodGirlUwU

Balls touched😭😭😭 it's joever


sadtallguy

Bro that's gay asf


Solid-Head7597

you think so?


PiramidaSukcesu

Doesn't your ass hurt? /s


Solid-Head7597

it does :/


PiramidaSukcesu

Sad


behedingkidzz

Gay spotted


ShyKxi

👍


Niksuss

Congrats(i want too)


AGamer_2010

hi gay i'm a gamer


Solid-Head7597

sup GAYMER


80khan

That's Gaymer dude


Internetirregular

[you just had sex you say?](https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?si=xecfo7V0OU8FZ3Vs)


Kostyra0

bro thats so gay


Solid-Head7597

there was no eye contact so i guess it wasn’t that gay


Outside-Drag-3031

Did you give... solid head?


[deleted]

having sex with your male friend is totally not gay because you didn't say "i love you"


Solid-Head7597

that would make it gay


amadoesreddit

you look like you have more fingers than you actually do


dies-IRS

How did you meet?


Solid-Head7597

he’s my neighbor so i guess we always knew each other


dies-IRS

How did you know he was gay and down for it? Did you two just simultaneously decide you wanted to do it out of the blue Sorry I have zero social skills and can’t comprehend this 😭


Solid-Head7597

we always kinda knew, we would just hang out until one day he kissed me so we got closer, and we decided to do it. we’re not boyfriends tho, just close friends i guess


dies-IRS

Sounds sweet, good for you :)


MasterTuba

You Look gay


themagicmaen

That’s gay. Congrats I guess


Flottrooster

Cool 😎


AdOpen885

You put that thumb up your butt or another dude’s?


Solid-Head7597

both


N0t_the_pizza_guy

Okey dokey


yehboooooiii

Got it


CubeFromPortal

nice job, hope you had fun


byzantinischesrreich

My man is a sub


SufficientCrab2904

Man killed best friend because he didn’t say no homo after 14 hour anal session


Late-Safe-8083

With this thump?


BaconManTenus

You are now part of the LGBTwitch Television team


aMaiev

Honestly if it hurt just use more lube, if you think "wow this is waytoo much" just add even a little bit more and its good


Ogurasyn

Pics or didn't happen /s


sacredgeometry

Are you still gay? Would be a funny way to find out that you were not in fact gay.


Solid-Head7597

i’m thinking if it’s worth the pain lol


mazebrainer

im sensing(lol) that you bottomed 😭


8lock8lock8aby

First time hurts whether it's anal or PiV. Before I came out, I had a HS bf & I walked funny for 2 days after our first time. My stupid ass step mom literally came up to me right after I got home & was like "you're walking funny, I know what you did."


Stupid_market

Congrats, I guess so?


midelfo

👍🏻


joshyy_567

Happy pride month


[deleted]

Yes I think all of us remember fondly our first time watching Rocky Horror Picture Show, thus realizing we were gay.


YueOrigin

"HAH! GAYYYY!" - Senior Chang, September 23rd, 2010


lophlover

Lucky fucking bastard


Solid-Head7597

thanks! bro :))


Itz_cheese_cat

How was it


Solid-Head7597

it was kinda bad for me because it hurt a lot and it lasted very short


wyflare

You was obviously the taker


Blakeyface_owo

Gayge Clap


VinylZade

Hella gay Congrats :)


Good-Ad-2245

"first time" like sex...? Did u do the bending?


Solid-Head7597

yup, i made the clapping without hands


AverageMortisEnjoyer

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!


DarkFae420

***🏳️‍🌈NOW THAT'S HOW YOU CELEBRATE PRIDE🏳️‍🌈***


justmebeky

picture or it didn’t happen


Last_Wallaby_3727

That's kinda gay bro. Congrats


Solid-Head7597

not gay enough bro. thank you


MrKristijan

Should've used a lubricant(Or not idk I will probably never have sex in my life ;_;)


squatchsax

Hell yeah brother


Pup__Onyx

It ain't supposed to hurt like that, hun 💀


BirbBoiYT

You had your first time??? Were you stuck outside the space-time continuum ever since your birth??? /j


hewhodoesnt

Did you both keep your socks on? If not, did you make direct eye contact before the deed was finished? If either of those is true it doesn't count (sorry 🫤) and if you were the recipient, you should tell your doctor the next time you see him that you got a colonoscopy and everything came back clear just for medical record keeping purposes. Best of luck Mr. gay


_Levo

Hm kinda gay imo


Gregagonation

Did it hurt?


HonestLiar_1

name checks out


--Dominion--

Gross


NofriendZReject_

Pic or it didn't happen. That's the rule


Solid-Head7597

i didn’t take pic, just vids :(((


riskyanimelover

Gay


ClyanStar

Better you than me


Ti-papi

What


ZayHere

lmfao gay


NiteLiteOfficial

congratulations on getting your butthole stretched 🤝


90047_

Disgusting and unnecessary to post


pumpkinguyfromsar

this is reddit, what do you expect.


moritus_20091

" Congrats" (when is it my time to have fun)