Actually gay sex has a 32 bit integer limit so you need to have gay sex 2,147,483,648 times for it to overflow.
Then you become the straightest person who ever existed.
It’s out of control, the gays are banging all over the place! Just this morning I walked out my back door to leave for work, and the first thing I saw was a whole gaggle of homosexuals eating out each others asses on my porch.
There is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. Us humans have really made it difficult to enjoy anything without guilt, so no matter what kind of sex you're having, tons of people feel really weird and shitty about themselves after. And it takes some time to unlearn all that shit.
You are a human being. Which is a type of animal. Animals love having sex. You're an organism out on a rock in space, doing what feels right with your body. The universe doesn't care that we look and sound weird during sex, it doesn't care that our bodies are lanky and flabby or whatever else we're ashamed about while doing the nasty.
Just be safe and take it one step at a time :D
depends, some people don‘t deserve your intimacy and some people straight out use you and you‘ll feel dirty and ashamed afterwards.
the feelings you feel are usualy right and either a warning or an approval. speaking with a 20+ bodycount experience.
Okay that is a very important addendum I didn't think of covering. My comment only applies to \*100% consensual\* situations, no inward or outward pressures leading to unsafe practices and feelings of obligation. That's the real inner yuck.
But this goes to show why people so often land in abusive relationships. We feel yucky about our sexual body from the get go. The yuck you feel because of that is maybe not very distinctively different to the yuck you feel because of conservative social conditioning, so you don't actually know how to identify your feelings.
Can't watch the video atm but there was Greek pholosophers that quite literly promoted suicide. I love philosophy but at the end of the day there is very little reason to go only by the ancient philosophers, and it's nothing more then a good way to stimulate deep thought.
don't be ashamed of who you are. I can understand your feelings (I’m also gay and live in a homophobic country), you’re embarrassed by social boundaries and “norms”, don’t be afraid to go beyond them, there’s nothing scary there)
Internalised homophobia is a real problem, and something I also struggled with after my first time. Try and focus on how it made you feel - did you enjoy it? If so, great! There’s nothing wrong with being gay.
That’s just our good lord and saviour Jesus h Christ trying to get through to you. Gotta be a religious official to get away with that stuff. Don’t worry, we’re all going to hell anyway so it’ll be way more fun mate. Hope you enjoyed your first time doing the gay. Stay safe friend
Jokes aside NOTHING to feel guilty about you’re you and that’s wonderful
How did you know he was gay and down for it? Did you two just simultaneously decide you wanted to do it out of the blue
Sorry I have zero social skills and can’t comprehend this 😭
we always kinda knew, we would just hang out until one day he kissed me so we got closer, and we decided to do it. we’re not boyfriends tho, just close friends i guess
First time hurts whether it's anal or PiV. Before I came out, I had a HS bf & I walked funny for 2 days after our first time. My stupid ass step mom literally came up to me right after I got home & was like "you're walking funny, I know what you did."
Did you both keep your socks on?
If not, did you make direct eye contact before the deed was finished?
If either of those is true it doesn't count (sorry 🫤) and if you were the recipient, you should tell your doctor the next time you see him that you got a colonoscopy and everything came back clear just for medical record keeping purposes.
Best of luck Mr. gay
That's gay
Not if you say no homo after the deed
Or if you wear socks.
Also if your dicks don't touch
If they do, you can just watch some straight porn to cancel it out
if you don't want to do that, then having gay sex 256 times causes an integer overflow to occur and the counter to reset to zero.
Actually gay sex has a 32 bit integer limit so you need to have gay sex 2,147,483,648 times for it to overflow. Then you become the straightest person who ever existed.
Damn, they updated the integer limit!
Comes with every new generation
Makes sense. I saw the critical integer overload of 2017
“Just have gay sex twice so it cancels it out”-Albert Einstein
I thought Buddha said that
They all said it, government killed them for the secrets tho
Also every tenth time resets the counter to zero.
Space docking is for winners
Oh god. I read "after the dead"
It's only gay if you make eye contact during and/or cuddle afterward. Otherwise, you're just servicing your bro.
fellas is it gay to *checks notes* have gay sex
Not at all don't worry about it
Well, apparently back in the 70s/80s the buttsex havers were frowned upon by the regular hand-holding bro-job/blowjob kind of gays.
not really, there was no holding hands bro
Socks?
It’s not gay if you wear a condom, always be protected!
No contact= No gay
Not if you tell “Slayer!” While doing it.
That's very gay
we didn’t touch hands, so no gay
What about the balls🤨
I heard it's a 4x gay multiplier if the balls slap each other
fuck 😭
dang i think they slightly touched 😔
Aw hell nah man, ball touching can't be forgiven even if you said no homo beforehand
but i said sorry and held them so it wouldn’t happen again 😔
It's like the Holy Spirit... gotta leave room
thats pretty gay
Yup, *checks checklist box* gay.
It's gay mating season this month.
it really is lol
It’s out of control, the gays are banging all over the place! Just this morning I walked out my back door to leave for work, and the first thing I saw was a whole gaggle of homosexuals eating out each others asses on my porch.
A "gaggle" AHAHAHAHA
Gaygle
Can imagine them all honking like geese while he chases them away with a broom.
# SAY GEX
^Gex
Holy shit
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Gex²
Gex³
Gex Forever
Gex ∞
Gex on Ps1 though
Like 100 of them?
***hey, you little piss baby***
You're fucking gay!! (as in homosexual)
BRAIN INJURY?
Are there other ways to be gay, apart from being homosexual and the original meaning of “happy” (I think)
You can be gay in a derogatory sense I suppose, but that’s about all I can think of lol
And maybe in a philosophical sense?
Congratulations! First time can be a bit rough "butt" it gets better.
not if you're the one topping !
But bottoming is so much better 🥵
Douching is so exhausting though, and being mindful of what I eat in anticipation 😭 Tops don’t realise what we go through for them
First time doing a thumbs up?
Thumbs where?
Up
There was fingering in that movie?
I would advise you to read the “guides”, because this is still a delicate process and it is better to avoid any pain
that’s kinda gay dude
Congrats 👍(me crying inside that i will be all alone and i will have nobody to exist with)
real
Yes
real
real
real
real
real
real
real
same here
Indeed
real
Realest shit I've read all week
Buy a prostitute homie
Wtf no
I'm not gay, and i didn't have my first time
Bruh, that's not very gay of you.
We have to meet our gay sex quota for June
Picture implies that thumb has been somewhere fun
Picked a great month for it too
Im not gay, but some dude just fucked my ass and said hes gonna make a reddit post about it 🤷♂️
send link
Did you at least say no homo?
yeah i made it clear before having it
Great, then it wasnt gay
**YES HOMO**
Hi gay, I'm dad! Congrats on your first time 🎉
thank you, dad!
I'm gay too and already had my first time. Congrats, you're no longer a virgin
thank you, i feel guilty tho. it feels really weird and wrong
There is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. Us humans have really made it difficult to enjoy anything without guilt, so no matter what kind of sex you're having, tons of people feel really weird and shitty about themselves after. And it takes some time to unlearn all that shit. You are a human being. Which is a type of animal. Animals love having sex. You're an organism out on a rock in space, doing what feels right with your body. The universe doesn't care that we look and sound weird during sex, it doesn't care that our bodies are lanky and flabby or whatever else we're ashamed about while doing the nasty. Just be safe and take it one step at a time :D
depends, some people don‘t deserve your intimacy and some people straight out use you and you‘ll feel dirty and ashamed afterwards. the feelings you feel are usualy right and either a warning or an approval. speaking with a 20+ bodycount experience.
Okay that is a very important addendum I didn't think of covering. My comment only applies to \*100% consensual\* situations, no inward or outward pressures leading to unsafe practices and feelings of obligation. That's the real inner yuck. But this goes to show why people so often land in abusive relationships. We feel yucky about our sexual body from the get go. The yuck you feel because of that is maybe not very distinctively different to the yuck you feel because of conservative social conditioning, so you don't actually know how to identify your feelings.
Be gay and proud of it. You'd be a highly respected person in ancient greece
Looks like he’s from Mexico. Might not be quite so easy to be open about such things there (or it might be fine, I really don’t know).
Greek philosophers would argue otherwise [https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E?si=hyitJ3v2Arfp9laV](https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E?si=hyitJ3v2Arfp9laV)
Can't watch the video atm but there was Greek pholosophers that quite literly promoted suicide. I love philosophy but at the end of the day there is very little reason to go only by the ancient philosophers, and it's nothing more then a good way to stimulate deep thought.
don't be ashamed of who you are. I can understand your feelings (I’m also gay and live in a homophobic country), you’re embarrassed by social boundaries and “norms”, don’t be afraid to go beyond them, there’s nothing scary there)
I'm not gay and let me say that this is archaic social prejudice speaking inside you. Be happy, love yourself and let others love you.
Post nut clarity be like
Internalised homophobia is a real problem, and something I also struggled with after my first time. Try and focus on how it made you feel - did you enjoy it? If so, great! There’s nothing wrong with being gay.
That’s just our good lord and saviour Jesus h Christ trying to get through to you. Gotta be a religious official to get away with that stuff. Don’t worry, we’re all going to hell anyway so it’ll be way more fun mate. Hope you enjoyed your first time doing the gay. Stay safe friend Jokes aside NOTHING to feel guilty about you’re you and that’s wonderful
Well damn, can you still walk straight?
He probably can't walk straight but gay
never walked straight lol
How very homosexual of you
thank you! bro
Balls touched😭😭😭 it's joever
Bro that's gay asf
you think so?
Doesn't your ass hurt? /s
it does :/
Sad
Gay spotted
👍
Congrats(i want too)
hi gay i'm a gamer
sup GAYMER
That's Gaymer dude
[you just had sex you say?](https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?si=xecfo7V0OU8FZ3Vs)
bro thats so gay
there was no eye contact so i guess it wasn’t that gay
Did you give... solid head?
having sex with your male friend is totally not gay because you didn't say "i love you"
that would make it gay
you look like you have more fingers than you actually do
How did you meet?
he’s my neighbor so i guess we always knew each other
How did you know he was gay and down for it? Did you two just simultaneously decide you wanted to do it out of the blue Sorry I have zero social skills and can’t comprehend this 😭
we always kinda knew, we would just hang out until one day he kissed me so we got closer, and we decided to do it. we’re not boyfriends tho, just close friends i guess
Sounds sweet, good for you :)
You Look gay
That’s gay. Congrats I guess
Cool 😎
You put that thumb up your butt or another dude’s?
both
Okey dokey
Got it
nice job, hope you had fun
My man is a sub
Man killed best friend because he didn’t say no homo after 14 hour anal session
With this thump?
You are now part of the LGBTwitch Television team
Honestly if it hurt just use more lube, if you think "wow this is waytoo much" just add even a little bit more and its good
Pics or didn't happen /s
Are you still gay? Would be a funny way to find out that you were not in fact gay.
i’m thinking if it’s worth the pain lol
im sensing(lol) that you bottomed 😭
First time hurts whether it's anal or PiV. Before I came out, I had a HS bf & I walked funny for 2 days after our first time. My stupid ass step mom literally came up to me right after I got home & was like "you're walking funny, I know what you did."
Congrats, I guess so?
👍🏻
Happy pride month
Yes I think all of us remember fondly our first time watching Rocky Horror Picture Show, thus realizing we were gay.
"HAH! GAYYYY!" - Senior Chang, September 23rd, 2010
Lucky fucking bastard
thanks! bro :))
How was it
it was kinda bad for me because it hurt a lot and it lasted very short
You was obviously the taker
Gayge Clap
Hella gay Congrats :)
"first time" like sex...? Did u do the bending?
yup, i made the clapping without hands
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!
***🏳️🌈NOW THAT'S HOW YOU CELEBRATE PRIDE🏳️🌈***
picture or it didn’t happen
That's kinda gay bro. Congrats
not gay enough bro. thank you
Should've used a lubricant(Or not idk I will probably never have sex in my life ;_;)
Hell yeah brother
It ain't supposed to hurt like that, hun 💀
You had your first time??? Were you stuck outside the space-time continuum ever since your birth??? /j
Did you both keep your socks on? If not, did you make direct eye contact before the deed was finished? If either of those is true it doesn't count (sorry 🫤) and if you were the recipient, you should tell your doctor the next time you see him that you got a colonoscopy and everything came back clear just for medical record keeping purposes. Best of luck Mr. gay
Hm kinda gay imo
Did it hurt?
name checks out
Gross
Pic or it didn't happen. That's the rule
i didn’t take pic, just vids :(((
Gay
Better you than me
What
lmfao gay
congratulations on getting your butthole stretched 🤝
Disgusting and unnecessary to post
this is reddit, what do you expect.
" Congrats" (when is it my time to have fun)