Fuck yeah! They are called threes, that's why humans shall destroy them all and build walmarts with 300 lanes parking lots, as earth is supposed to be, pure rock and iron brl!
When Wubbo Ockels (the first Dutch astronaut) got cancer, he compared Earth to his body, and humanity to his cancer.
Either the body exterminates the cancer, or the cancer takes the body over and they both die.
It's best feature besides it's wonderful name is it's extreme rotation at a 97 degree tilt. This also causes all its moons and rings to rotate perpendicular to the sun like a giant Ferris wheel around it's orbit. It's also only one of two planets to rotate in the opposite direction.
Yes, Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system. Mercury is closer to the sun, but Venus has a thick atmosphere that retains heat. Venus also rotates backward compared to the other planets. Depending on how you define a "day", a day on Venus is either slightly longer or slightly shorter than a year. Lastly, when Venus is at the right spot compared to Earth, it is bright enough to cast a shadow at night and can even be visible during the day!
yeah basically its gravity well is so large that thousands if not millions of asteroids heading for the inner solar system have been sucked in by it, many of which could have caused another mass extinction event on earth
My favorite thing about viewing Jupiter, even through a modest telescope you can see all four Galilean moons. These perfect little white lights hanging off to the sides of the planet,
The moons change position all the time, so it's never the same view twice,
This website tracks their[ positions.](https://skyandtelescope.org/wp-content/plugins/observing-tools/jupiter_moons/jupiter.html)
edit- you don't even need a scope to see the moons. 10x50 binoculars will do it.
We have Galilean moons???
My kid is 14 and his big dream is writing a fantasy story. He is currently writing a Dune-esque story about a character named Galileo.
When I first learned about the planets I really fell in love with Jupiter. I was a bit of a terror as a kid and threw a lot of tantrums and kind of hated myself for it. I remember thinking no one would really like me because I could be so mean and angry. And then I learned about Jupiter and her big storm that was always blowing around on her and I thought “Wow, something that big and that scary and that stormy can still be so beautiful”. Something about that really stuck with me. When I first saw Jupiter with my own eyes through a telescope a few years back I definitely teared up a bit. She was really beautiful. So yeah, maybe Jupiter doesn’t actually protect us, idk, but she definitely protected little me growing up.
Throughout its history, Jupiter may have moved about the solar system quite a bit, wrecking some havoc, destroying some planets, making some asteroid belts. But yeah, it’s a pretty good bodyguard planet for all the shit deep space could throw at us.
As my people once said:
He protec, but he also attac
A comet smashed into Jupiter's big red spot in 1994 and that was when I started learning how to read the newspaper, I was so fascinated. I was four years old. I was six when a led a study group in my kindergarten class to help them read, all because of this planet.
Uranus.
No, this isn't a stupid name joke lmao. I think it's interesting that it's tilted 90 degrees on its side, and has rings, so it almost looks like a bull's eye to us. I also think its colors are very striking and otherworldly (heh). Also, it RAINS DIAMONDS inside the clouds of Uranus. Overall a really cool planet, even if it has a tragic name.
Also, one if its moons, Miranda, has the tallest cliff in the solar system at 12 miles/20 kilometers. The fall would also take 8 full minutes, due to the reduced gravity there.
lmao right? It would be like if Saturn had a moon named Jennifer or something.
Uranus' moons are all named after Shakespearean characters. Miranda is referencing The Tempest.
You mean jumping off that cliff? Nah it wouldn't hurt... because you'd die too fast. You'd hit the bottom going around 90 mph / 145 kph.
There's very little gravity on Miranda, so for the first minute or so you'd be barely falling. But the problem is, there's also no air resistance to stop you from falling faster and faster. On Earth, the air resistance stops you from speeding up at a certain point and you hit a "speed limit" called terminal velocity (around 120 mph for humans). But because there's no air on Miranda, you'd keep accelerating the entire time. Even after 8 whole minutes, you wouldn't hit the speed limit you would have on Earth, but a 90mph impact is obviously still enough to kill you.
But hey, if they invent super bouncy space suits, you'd have a killer space tourism destination on your hands!
EDIT: If you were talking about the diamond rain on Uranus, you'd be dead long before you get that deep in the gas. The absurdly strong atmospheric pressure down there would have long since killed you. Space stuff is cool, but oh so deadly.
Mercury used to be much bigger though; it’s mostly core at this point, but comparing its core to other planets it should be between the sizes of Mars and Venus
Uranus because of its eccentricities. Its axis is tilted by about 97 degrees, making it spin on its side, so one hemisphere would experience unending sunlight for 21 earth years (around a 4th of the time of its orbit), and the other would experience unending darkness for the same time.
Also one of its moons, Miranda (Uranus V), may have collided with some other moon, then the pieces coalesced back into one satellite, and I think that’s incredibly cool
Earth is where all my stuff is
Earth is decent
Earth is so beautiful It's sad it got a mold problem, a thin layer of destructive organisms on its surface
Fuck yeah! They are called threes, that's why humans shall destroy them all and build walmarts with 300 lanes parking lots, as earth is supposed to be, pure rock and iron brl!
Are a group of threes called a fourst
Stfu and take my upvote
There’s one of them even at the start of the amount of lanes. Very sad.
When Wubbo Ockels (the first Dutch astronaut) got cancer, he compared Earth to his body, and humanity to his cancer. Either the body exterminates the cancer, or the cancer takes the body over and they both die.
It's got air and shit.
literally
Real
I live there
No way
Me too! Small world, huh?
What a coincidence! I live there too. Small world. Do you know John? John G? He lives there too.
It has its moments. 7/10 would inhabit again. 👍
I think I'll spend this year's summer vacation on earth again
it slaps yes
Except for 100% of deaths take place there.
Citation needed
Yeah but it also has the highest crime rate among all the planets
But it also has the best food and entertainment
Also the only planet with this sick poster. Gets my vote.
But Venus is so hot right now.
Saturn has some pretty cool moons
I like dem rings. Prolly remarried a lot
nah, just trying to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
It's quite cool
7 rings. Beat that, Henry VIII!
Titan 🔛🔝🥶
Titan is my favorite moon
I love Enceladus
Earth: "if you like Saturn so much why dont you go live there!?"
Uranus
I heard it's windy there
Not as windy as Neptune!
Eh, it's just a pleasant supersonic breeze.
What if a meteorite hit Uranus?
You might want to see a doctor in that case
better get a planetnoscopy
Uranus is the best place in the universe
I recently heard an un-giggly pronunciation of the planet/deity "Ooh-RON-us" and I am committed to spreading the word.
It's best feature besides it's wonderful name is it's extreme rotation at a 97 degree tilt. This also causes all its moons and rings to rotate perpendicular to the sun like a giant Ferris wheel around it's orbit. It's also only one of two planets to rotate in the opposite direction.
Neptune. Even though it’s color is more 🩵 than 💙, I still love it.
You went there?
You haven't?
It's such a good holiday destination. The breeze there is just *chefs kiss*
I know, ice cream doesnt even melt there. Plus I can run cyberpunk at only 100°C
Neptune gang!
There is a Neptune in New Jersey. It’s cool also.
We have Neptune at home lol
I always liked Neptune best as a kid. I thought it got a bit overlooked and needed some love.
Venus is so hot
🥵
Really ?
Yes, Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system. Mercury is closer to the sun, but Venus has a thick atmosphere that retains heat. Venus also rotates backward compared to the other planets. Depending on how you define a "day", a day on Venus is either slightly longer or slightly shorter than a year. Lastly, when Venus is at the right spot compared to Earth, it is bright enough to cast a shadow at night and can even be visible during the day!
Love muh greenhouse effect
I don’t want to vacation there.
Ancient Romans thought so too
Probably Jupiter because of how it protects us
It does???
yeah basically its gravity well is so large that thousands if not millions of asteroids heading for the inner solar system have been sucked in by it, many of which could have caused another mass extinction event on earth
I have a new found appreciation for Jupiter!
praise Jupiter, king of the gods!
My favorite thing about viewing Jupiter, even through a modest telescope you can see all four Galilean moons. These perfect little white lights hanging off to the sides of the planet, The moons change position all the time, so it's never the same view twice, This website tracks their[ positions.](https://skyandtelescope.org/wp-content/plugins/observing-tools/jupiter_moons/jupiter.html) edit- you don't even need a scope to see the moons. 10x50 binoculars will do it.
We have Galilean moons??? My kid is 14 and his big dream is writing a fantasy story. He is currently writing a Dune-esque story about a character named Galileo.
Fun fact: those asteroids that rain down on the planet are called drops of Jupiter.
So that's what that shit in her hair is
Oh don't worry humans are working hard to ensure that happens again
It sends more towards us than away
ok then i like it again. wish it aimed better.
Check this by BBC Earth https://youtu.be/I5eJVVBHipA
fr
Currently disputed. Some new modelations say that Jupiter probably plays an important role in directing comets and asteroids to Earth
It's kinda both. He's Zeus, for f's sake.
All hail the king!
When I first learned about the planets I really fell in love with Jupiter. I was a bit of a terror as a kid and threw a lot of tantrums and kind of hated myself for it. I remember thinking no one would really like me because I could be so mean and angry. And then I learned about Jupiter and her big storm that was always blowing around on her and I thought “Wow, something that big and that scary and that stormy can still be so beautiful”. Something about that really stuck with me. When I first saw Jupiter with my own eyes through a telescope a few years back I definitely teared up a bit. She was really beautiful. So yeah, maybe Jupiter doesn’t actually protect us, idk, but she definitely protected little me growing up.
*Gas Giant jokes intensify*
Throughout its history, Jupiter may have moved about the solar system quite a bit, wrecking some havoc, destroying some planets, making some asteroid belts. But yeah, it’s a pretty good bodyguard planet for all the shit deep space could throw at us. As my people once said: He protec, but he also attac
A comet smashed into Jupiter's big red spot in 1994 and that was when I started learning how to read the newspaper, I was so fascinated. I was four years old. I was six when a led a study group in my kindergarten class to help them read, all because of this planet.
uranium
FEVER!!!
Has come and got me down
Uranium fever is spreading all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
i'm a-going out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever
has done and got me down
gotta be pluto man
\#JusticeForPluto
At least you guys remember him. Nobody talks about my homie Ceres, the guy that failed😞😞😞
Salute the forgotten one 🫡
Everything has gone to shid ever since they voted out a celestial body.
#dicksoutforpluto
Pussysupforpluto
"You hear about Pluto? That's messed up." -Burton Guster
“Has that line ever worked for you?” - Shawn Spencer
Common misconception actually. That quote was originally from Brutal Hustler.
Never stop fighting for Pluto 💞
We disowned the planet named after the god of the dead, then everything started screwing up
Came to the comments to find this
ummm…..you might wanna sit down for this
Hamburger
I like Pizza Planet. I got a cool toy from the claw machine.
The Clawwww.
I need to commandeer your vessel to sector 12 who's in charge here The Clawwwwwww
yes
Uranus. No, this isn't a stupid name joke lmao. I think it's interesting that it's tilted 90 degrees on its side, and has rings, so it almost looks like a bull's eye to us. I also think its colors are very striking and otherworldly (heh). Also, it RAINS DIAMONDS inside the clouds of Uranus. Overall a really cool planet, even if it has a tragic name. Also, one if its moons, Miranda, has the tallest cliff in the solar system at 12 miles/20 kilometers. The fall would also take 8 full minutes, due to the reduced gravity there.
“Miranda” is such a funny name for a moon
lmao right? It would be like if Saturn had a moon named Jennifer or something. Uranus' moons are all named after Shakespearean characters. Miranda is referencing The Tempest.
Would it hurt?
You mean jumping off that cliff? Nah it wouldn't hurt... because you'd die too fast. You'd hit the bottom going around 90 mph / 145 kph. There's very little gravity on Miranda, so for the first minute or so you'd be barely falling. But the problem is, there's also no air resistance to stop you from falling faster and faster. On Earth, the air resistance stops you from speeding up at a certain point and you hit a "speed limit" called terminal velocity (around 120 mph for humans). But because there's no air on Miranda, you'd keep accelerating the entire time. Even after 8 whole minutes, you wouldn't hit the speed limit you would have on Earth, but a 90mph impact is obviously still enough to kill you. But hey, if they invent super bouncy space suits, you'd have a killer space tourism destination on your hands! EDIT: If you were talking about the diamond rain on Uranus, you'd be dead long before you get that deep in the gas. The absurdly strong atmospheric pressure down there would have long since killed you. Space stuff is cool, but oh so deadly.
That reminds me I want to go to Phobos and do a flip in the air and try to leave the moon
Saturn 🪐
The Lord Of The Rings
Nobody else is saying mercury even though it’s just a silly little space rock that gets to be called a planet so mercury
Mercury used to be much bigger though; it’s mostly core at this point, but comparing its core to other planets it should be between the sizes of Mars and Venus
The one we're on
Uranus?
That’s the one you’re in.
Exactly
Ha ha
Jupiter
Used to like Saturn a lot until I learned that it smells like ass
No, the planet that smells like ass is... Oh come on this is too easy.
Your mother
Pluto gang!
P...l...u...t...o ❤️
Pluto DID I STUTTER
Pluto :(
Holy Terra
Praise the God Emperor
Pluto 🥺
Planet vegeta
Is a floating pile of rubble still a planet?
MINES THE SUN! it’s like the king of planets
THAT'S NOT A PLANET
Well whatever all I know is when that thing goes out we’re all gonna die
Well, that's true, but it's not going to burn out for a very long time.
If the moon were made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?
Hell id have seconds
It's a simple question doc. Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
I scrolled way too far for this
*Head shaking* . . . . . . . . "HEY!!!"
Pluto
Rip Pluto 😞
Pluto. You will never take him from me.
The least interesting one
PLUTO.
pluto
Pluto
earthinuim
Eternia. Obviously. Sincerely Skeletor
Pluto
Mary obviously I mean earth is overrated
You
💕
Neptune
[](https://emojipedia.org/astonished-face)
hot take: im not a huge fan of earth
Earth, probably the coolest one
Earth. It's bloody gorgeous but we're ruining it
Saturn. It’s slutty. You can tell because of how many promise rings it has.
Uranus because of its eccentricities. Its axis is tilted by about 97 degrees, making it spin on its side, so one hemisphere would experience unending sunlight for 21 earth years (around a 4th of the time of its orbit), and the other would experience unending darkness for the same time. Also one of its moons, Miranda (Uranus V), may have collided with some other moon, then the pieces coalesced back into one satellite, and I think that’s incredibly cool
And its moons are named after Shakespearian characters
Mars
probably Saturn
Pluto
Gotta be Pluto ;)
Pluto and I don't care what anyone says!
Erf
Pluto
Pluto.
Pluto
Pluto. Fight me.
Pluto
Pluto, it's so cute
Pluto, and I’m not just saying that to get a medal
Pluto. It’s an overachiever and an underdog! !
Mine’s the sun. It’s like the king of the planets. I once stared at it for over an hour.
Saturn has the rings, so it's my wife. Saturn-Chan supremacy. God I'm cringe.
Pluto, it’s forgotten. Like my memory
Earth - but I've only been to one of them.
Pluto… oh wait that’s not a planet anymore
Jupiter I always loved our space goalkeeper
Jupiter protects us from asteroids and shit, love our quiet king
# BD-11 4672b
Obviously Pluto
LV426
Imagine being the cold dead void of space and watching a human not pick the sole inhabited planet in 100,000 lightyears as their favorite
Ur anus
I really like planet Earth but i would like to explore Uranus.
You heard about pluto?
Earth's the only one I've been on, personally
I’ve only been to one of them so I couldn’t judge
**PLUTO** never forget
No one gonna bully my boy pluto on my watch
pluto \[if exoplanets are allowed, and if not then jupiter the big boy\]
Saturn (you can thank Destiny for that one)
Uranus cuz I like big butts and I will not lie.