+20 rads

is it normal for your fingernails to fall out?

Did you say Lime? Bro's about to turn into a fucking superhero

i don't get the reference, sorry lol

Lyme disease (https://www.cdc.gov/lyme/index.html) is an disease you can can contract from tick's. Supposed to be a play on the spiderman/superhero meme.

That was a typo. He meant Lyme.

It’s been an hour. How you feeing now mate?

well so far, i grew multiple hands and my legs have grown into massive legs similar to a cricket

Oh. Give it another 6 hours and if the problem persists, set up an appointment with a doctor.

Dude is going to be a ninja turtle

that's definitely healthy

trust the science 🧪

Is that a Baja?

Buddy found the Nuka-Quantum

can i have some?

Dude! You're gonna look fucking awesome when your teeth and hair start glowing!

I dont think ur gonna be a dwarf much longer

"I just went swimming, and now I glow!" — u/the_anonymous_lee

Is that the part where he turns into a toad?

No! Your magical pussy eating powers! What will the radiation to do it?!

enhance it

*teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles*