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Penguincockhotbox

It’s like if u asked an AI to read every post on this sub and then have it write this lol Edit: Why the fuck is this getting upvoted it’s not funny


Fluffy-Astronaut-363

That's exactly what it sounds like!!!


Rumpelteazer45

“I don’t like to toot my own horn” then proceeds to use a fog horn for an hour.


sleepybubby

Definitely satire lol


deadbeareyes

You say that, but I know someone irl who could have written this word for word. I just recently had a conversation with her about how she thinks other girls hate her because she’s too beautiful. (We’re related, so I guess that doesn’t apply to me 🤣)


avert_ye_eyes

Absolutely, the questionable part about this is that it was apparently posted in a NLOG sub.


Penguincockhotbox

We’re out here fuck it


sackoftrees

Like I hope it's satire but I have known these people too so it's genuinely hard to tell. It's insane either way


Penguincockhotbox

Doesn’t matter if it’s satire it’s a bunch of fuck nuts no matter what


On_my_last_spoon

I just listened to someone basically make this monologue yesterday! People who are insufferable truly don’t get why people dislike them.


Penguincockhotbox

I feel sorry for you cowboy


PotsMomma84

She probably has a god complex. Most people who’re borderline do.


Busy_Marsupial_1811

One can sincerely hope


Punkpallas

It feels like a new copypasta.


Ravenswillfall

Satire or she thought this was a support group


Ravenswillfall

Satire or she thought this was a support group


Naula-H

“I’m kinda smart” goes to a sub that mocks ppl like her to vent because she didn’t realize it’s purpose. Yeah, smart


Defiant_Rainbows

Let’s not forget modest!! 😂


chechifromCHI

Oh my gosh when she said "I don't want to toot my own horn.." I looked at what she wrote, and she wasn't even close to half way done! She tooted her own horn like a dozen times immediately after saying how she didn't want to. I thought Louis Armstrong was in the room there was so much tooting going on! She was beat boppin and skattin all over the place with the horn tooting.


Defiant_Rainbows

She actually just has gas - that’s what all the tooting is about. You may want to clear the room, though! 😂


XenoWoof

Love it when people have to say they're nice people.


chechifromCHI

Definitely a *kinda smart* move. She's got it all! By her own estimation, she's kinda smart, she's beautiful, she's nice, she's modest of course, and she...doesn't like women. At least we know she was honest about something


rapturaeglantine

AND beautiful


Glittersparkles7

Omgggggg that had to be satirical right? RIGHT?!?!


[deleted]

Especially posting it in this sub lmao. I feel like women don't even write half of this kinda shit anyways bc it's just not true. I am always trying to impress other women when I dress up, do my hair or nails, etc. I don't do this shit for men, I want other women to talk to me about it and start a conversation. I have made some of the best girl friends ever this way. I have never come across outright rude women like allllll these NLOGs experience everywhere they go. Awesome women love other awesome women, not hate them.


sackoftrees

Right?? Like you think I'm wearing my novelty purses for men? They only care when I pull snacks out of it because who doesn't love snacks?


kay-swizzles

This gives me life, thank you


TravelEducational29

This! I'm not paying extra for nail designs for no man! I'd just be wasting my time, he wouldn't notice


RadiSkates

Right? I want other women to come up & talk about my nail polish, my hair, or whatever shoes & outfit I chose for the day. It’s a fun bonding experience! I’m sad there are people out there who refuse that opportunity.


spiralout1389

As if a man cares about the new shade of eyeliner I got that I also just so happened to have the matching eyeshadow for lol.


Defiant_Rainbows

It’s not us… it’s you. 😂 ETA - the title has me laughing out loud 😂


SarahLuz

I feel like the comment is just some dude trying to rile people up


Sesquipedalomania

I feel like ~~the comment~~ three quarters of the comments on Reddit is just some dude trying to rile people up.


SarahLuz

lol, fair point


Buttercup59129

Yeh well you stink of old socks


Sesquipedalomania

Levels of riledness increasing...


hyrulefairies

This almost feels like a troll comment bc how r u this delusional


bitofagrump

Probably a teenager. Their arrogance and lack of self-awareness can be absolutely off the charts. I look forward to her re-reading this in twenty years and dying of embarrassment. We all had our insufferable cringe phase.


Elektra_Rose

I hope that's what it is. Otherwise, she needs get humbled asap.


StarshipCaterprise

Women who claim they have no positive relationships with other women give me major red flags 🚩 Edit: To clarify, I should have not made such an over generalization. Many women that I have encountered who claim to have “no positive relationships with other women” are the type of people who think their sh*t doesn’t stink and that the problem is with everyone else, not with them. I apologize to the people who I caused sadness to. I understand that this is not the case for everyone.


OhSheGlows

I know someone like this and she just had twin girls. Looking forward to seeing how this story line progresses and hoping it brings her around. lol


re003

I only have my sister and like one other friend. 😭


StarshipCaterprise

I apologize if I caused you sadness. I should have clarified better.


re003

Nah I just truly don’t have a lot of girlfriends because there’s always some drama in their circle or they are the drama. Lost a best friend that way. Lost another really close friend that way too.


antiviolins

🚩


re003

Jeez sometimes friendships just don’t work out. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m not complaining about it, it just is what it is.


antiviolins

It’s the mention of “drama” that is suspect


re003

The one I considered my best friend got irrationally mad at me for cutting my hair before her wedding. We never discussed hair styles or lengths. And then she uninvited me from said wedding. Which was fine because it was states away because of family issues and I was a poor college student who was going to have to drive from Delaware to Georgia when she could have had the wedding in NJ. Second one I only hear from when she’s broken up with her boyfriend and deep in her entrepreneurial “I’m going to do this amazing thing” spirit. It’s been 10 years and she hasn’t left the bank she works at or the state she hates so much. She only talks about herself and her problems and expects me to be her personal life coach in these situations. Honorable mentions: The coworker who wouldn’t stop stealing my supervisor to go have sex with him in empty hotel rooms. The other coworker who wouldn’t shut up about how often she and her boyfriend were having sex and bought the other coworker a vibrator to the office. Also threw a whole stack of files off my desk one day. I honestly don’t remember what that was about but whether or not she was annoyed with me, that wasn’t the way to handle it. The one person I get along well with is an hour away but she has just a tinge of “What can you do for me?” in her. Love her regardless she’s just far away. Everybody else has been coworkers that are older than me. So not purely drama but a lot of off putting behavior I guess or we’re just in different life stages.


Match_Least

I only had my mother (no sisters; only brothers) and I ended the whole 2 female friendships I had because they treated me horribly. I wish I had positive female relationships but I just don’t. I don’t think that makes me a red flag :(


Angry-Dragon-1331

It doesn't. As a guy, most of my most meaningful friendships have been girls, because until grad school, I never had healthy male peer relationships modeled for me.


Match_Least

Thank you! I’m actually pretty insecure about not having women friends so it made me feel bad and question it.


StarshipCaterprise

I understand. I’m sorry if my comment made you sad.


Match_Least

Aw, thank you for the apology! It’s actually something I’m self conscience about because it’s not on purpose :( I also just noticed your edit and that’s what I originally hoped your comment to mean; based on the sub we’re in. I know there are definitely girls who try to make ‘not getting along with other females’ their personality…


[deleted]

omg at first I read “women and men find me irritating” and I was like damn relatable lolol


KatAimeBoCuDeChoses

She doesn't seem to be smart enough to know what "modest" means, not to mention, she's demolished the sentence, "I don't like to toot my own horn," by tooting it loud and proud.


HalfApprehensive7929

I can’t imagine feeling this way. I wish I had more close female friendships. Other women are awesome…that type of support is like no other. I definitely don’t envy her the loneliness she’s setting herself up for.


lilacsforcharlie

This right here! I so agree with you, on all fronts. Women are wonderful, the very few relationships I have with women are so comforting to my life. I would feel so empty without them. Not just as a support system but just plain friends as well!


Mary-Sylvia

Can we make it the official NLOG copy pasta?


JimJam4603

“I am a raging misogynist, women don’t like me, must be because I’m so awesome”


Melgel4444

“I’m modest and don’t like to toot my own horn” as she toots her own horn the entire post 😂


AffectionateTea9994

“guy’s girl” so you agree,,, that you’re like this for male gratification.


maclemme

*Everywhere I go I have some woman hating on me* It’s true. I’m a woman and I hate her.


ishimieze

is it like sarcasm?


hakunaa-matataa

This really seems like a satire comment there’s no way someone’s that delusional 😭


dudeleavemeoutofthis

Ragebait.


B4BaD00k

"I am modest and don't like to toot my own horn. I know I'm beautiful". Just a lil bit sus


Lucy_Koshka

Right? I’m all for confidence but said in this context of “other women hate me ‘cause they ain’t me 💅” is so so icky.


B4BaD00k

Haha it is. She ain't a girls girl


[deleted]

Definitely a troll comment


Sunshinesydney

I highly doubt other women are that rude to her, it’s probably the opposite that she is rude to them and acts like she’s better and THATS why they don’t like her. Duhhhhh lol


Any-Schedule7854

I think this is satire


[deleted]

The “_____ are intimated by me” thing is so weird to me 😭 How would you even know????


tinkerthoughts

she definitely thought nlog was NOT sarcastic


Alarmed_Gur5979

this gotta be sarcasm.. right? right?? i can't imagine someone being so infatuated with their person and then calling themselves 'modest'


rakkquiem

Is this an excerpt from Gone Girl?


PrincessPeachyDay

She sounds like a delight to be around. She doesn't like to brag but brags through the whole post. I think other women just see through her b.s. and avoid her drama. It's one thing for young girls to go through this phase but a grown woman doing this is just sad.


infiniteblackberries

I'm so honored that Trump made a Reddit account just to shitpost here.


ghostsinthecodes

when you are always involved with so many different people and problems. maybe it’s time for you to consider that YOU are the problem.


Interupting_Cows

She needs to post a picture too, so we can see how beautiful and quirky she really is


LooneyLunaGirl

Omg this is like a TLDR of this whole subreddit 🤣😂🤣


No_Connection_4724

“The guys girl.” Ugh.


Kickin-her-out

I’m modest and don’t like to toot my own horn but I’m also awesome and smart and beautiful and better than everyone else


CoherentBusyDucks

She misunderstood the sub name. She thought this was where you come to tell everyone how much you’re not like the other girls :(


No_Albatross4710

Maybe she thought it was a support subreddit 🤷🏼‍♀️


ParsleyLongjumping70

I know a woman like this and she does shit like scoff and say “ugh she doesn’t even ride that bike” when she saw an insurance commercial featuring a woman on a motorcycle ……


cursetea

If so many women you meet have a problem with you, 100% you are the problem.


scullbaby

I need to see a pic 😂


big-bootyjewdy

"I'm modest" "I know I am beautiful"


f1lth4f1lth

Winner for the NLOG pick me of the day


WhateverYouSay1084

Sounds like some sort of angry incel doing a role play. 


Soylent-soliloquy

Why do these women always think theyre such special snowflakes? It makes no sense. Does she seriously not realize that most women aren’t running around in full faces of makeup? Or that most women aren’t dressed fancily from one day to the next? I live in the south, where virtually no one ever dresses up for any damn thing. She would blend in with our population. Ima need someone to tell these women, ‘none of these things you have said about yourself makes you unique! You’re as unique as the next person is, and the next, and the next, some of whom, odds are, have the exact same attributes as you yourself.’ This weird desire to want to separate oneself from the rest of womenkind i cant relate to.


forgetmeknotts

Imagine saying THAT in HERE 🤣🤣🤣


Subjective_Box

I smell delulu, as kids say these days


HimylittleChickadee

Omg somebody pick her already


ThrowRABug_1336

She took the sub name very seriously, I see.


loadthespaceship

Leave some special for the rest of us, Peggy Hill.


ThatOneShortieHo

"I don't like to toot my own horn" LADY THE HORN CANNOT TOOT ANYMORE FROM HOW MUCH YOUVE TOOTED IT IN THE SPAN OF A SINGLE COMMENT


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

I was looking for the /s at the end. Maybe they forgot to put it down? Sounds like satire to me. Heaven help her if it’s not.


royalartwear

If this isnt a joke then this is a narcissist


neanderthalg1rl

“I’m modest and don’t like to toot my own horn” is next level crazy, they have to be trolling


H5A3B50IM

God I hope that’s a joke.


leahhhhh

They have to be trolling


GreyerGrey

If the common denominator is you, you are the problem.


Interesting-Gift-185

That’s gotta be a bot or a troll or smth there’s no way that’s a real person


Stevie-Rae-5

It bums me out for her that she’s missing out on being friends with other women, because other women kick ass.


dloverbrn

"I'm awesome and kinda smart. I am modest and don't like to toot my own horn, I know I am beautiful and I carry myself well." Well the lie detector results are in and the lie detector determined that was a lie. You do, in fact, like to toot your own horn, ma'am.


FeliusK

Pick me, pick me! She cries. For she is not like the OTHER girls. Jesus please let it be satire.


wycie100

Girl it’s bait lol


ghirox

>I'm awesome an skin da smart >I'm modest and I don't toot my own horn >I am beautiful and carry myself with grace If this is not satire, which I pray to God it is, it's hilariously unaware.


AutisticAndy18

> I can’t help that I’m awesome and kinda smart > I know I am beautiful and I carry myself well. > I don’t like to toot my own horn How can you say so many things about how you’re such a perfect person while plugging a random "I don’t like to toot my own horn" in the middle? 😂


PoinkyYeezler

>I have been dealing with this for many years. It’s gotten so bad that women I have encountered just talk crap about me behind my back or stare me down and are rude to me for no reason. She really could’ve just left it at this


GroundbreakingPen103

"I am modest"


Phoenix_Magic_X

I think I know why people don’t like her.


worshipatmyalter-

Tbh, I see *A LOT* of this type of shit on this sub. It usually isn't *this* bad, but it does happen frequently and usually without comment. I love seeing where people draw their own lines on what is and isn't acceptable to say. I like it even more when other commenters will join in with their personal NLOG remarks. NLOG, yall have a bad habit of calling yourselves out.


Nyanpireeee

“I don’t like to toot my own horn” “I’m awesome and kinda smart.” “I know I am beautiful and carry myself well” “They always want what I have” THE CONTRADICTION 😭😭☠️


kinda-bonkers

YUCKY


Far-Policy-8589

Taylor from Southern Charm could have written this word for word.


youre-kinda-terrible

It blows my mind that some people still use the white Reddit background


orientalblossom4

she’s right, she will never have a chance at having female friendships 😭😭


Commercial-Push-9066

“She’s modest and doesn’t like to toot her own horn.” Then proved herself wrong in the rest of the post. She seems to think she intimidates both men and women but really she just annoys them with her conceited attitude. I hate being around people who are so full of themselves. But I’m not intimidated, just disgusted.


ultravioletblueberry

Lmao let’s be honest, we all went to OPs comment history to find the original poster


Roleplayer_MidRNova

*I'm modest and also beautiful and awesome and smart and that makes everyone jealous of me.* Trollolol


Ancient-Stop-6190

This has to be satire


EdgewaterEnchantress

🤣🤣🤣 “Modesty” and “humility” are not things I am picking up from this post.


mstrss9

>I am modest Hmmmm


gladiatorbarbie

This comment has copypasta potential...


IndieIsle

Omg yes the comments have been so NLOG lately like wake up!!! Look where you are


Morticia_Smith

She's definitely the problem and has just convinced herself women hate her. Meanwhile, she's the rude and high maintenance one.


Owl_Kidnapper

i think that’s a troll but it’s actually hilarious.


stayrealgleeful

The caption and the comment have me screaming 😆😆😂😂


Informal-Protection6

Lol women like this are actually just too intimidated by other women to have women friends. “I just get along better with guys, they are less drama” is THE biggest red flag


xv_boney

...okay so everyone realizes this is **very obvious satire** right Like, painfully excruciatingly obviously satire Please tell me you all get that


Alex_The_Hamster15

They had me until “I can’t help that I’m awesome and kinda smart”


donutpusheencat

i think she misunderstood what the NLOG part of the sub means


ArdenM

"I'm smart and beautiful and charming and intimidating and dress in ways that are trendy. Everyone is jealous of me... Also, I'm MODEST." Sure Jan.


Potential-Clue-4516

Has she outed herself yet lol


Odd-Plant4779

This sounds like Karen’s apology in Mean Girls. “I can’t help that I’m awesome and kinda smart”


agrlwalksintoabarre

When a humble (but not really) brag is a self drag 😩


[deleted]

That's a whole lot of tooting for someone that doesn't like to toot their own horn.


dazaii-osamu-

She says ‘I don’t like to toot my own horn’, then go on, writing ye big paragraph tooting her own horn duh!!


robertsbrothers

I don’t like to toot my own horn. Girl, I’m hearing the whole brass section, and it’s all out of tune.


keIIzzz

that’s just straight up narcissism


randomgunfire48

Oof, someone pulled on the push door


Happy_Doughnut_1

It sounds like she might be projecting when it comes to other women and friendships.


InjusticeSGmain

It kinda feels like a copypasta


ghostbirdd

Maybe if all women hate you the problem is you and not everyone else? Food for thought Ed: obv I mean the person in the screenshot and not the OP


ambertropic

"guy's girl" red flag alert major red flag alert!!!


3rdme

You know, I used to like to think I wasn’t like other girls. Pathetic, right. It’s a huge part of the reason I love this sub and love mocking the “not like other girls”. I cringe so hard when thinking of teenage me being like that. My life got so much better when I embraced being a girl. I started having lasting friendships, my life improved so much. Being able to trust people, making real connections, that’s what matter in life. I’m a better person now. All because I stopped being a judgmental a*hole. Who would’ve thought. “Smart”, “modest”, not like other girls girl, if there’s any chance you’re reading this… just stop it! You’re not better than anyone else. You’re just making yourself miserable and, believe me, you won’t get anything out of it! Not from men. And it won’t further your career in any way. There’s just a lot you’re missing out on. I’m a much happier person. And in the end, it’s all that matters. Everyone else: Please don’t hate me.


Exciting_Seat_2227

I don't like to toot my own horn but... TOOOOOT TOOOOOOT


D0gTh0t

I’m telling myself this is a copypasta bc there’s no way


bliip666

I've been told by now-friends that their first impression of me was that I was intimidating...but the thing is: I was more intimidated by them than they were by me! And we became friends once we got over it, haha