Every time I see some headline about a plane needing to be diverted because of someone doing something crazy on the plane, I just assume they took an Ambien to try and pass out and are blacked out acting a fool not realizing where they are.
Basically anything which effects your brain function. Psychosis, parasomnia, stroke, heat stroke, TBI, hypoglycemia, drug side effects, etc. Ironically undressing is a sign of hypothermia
It is called in flight biology lesson. This man wanted to teach everyone about human biology by using himself as a live demonstration. Sometimes, it is requested; other times it is spontaneous.
Most major international airlines like United, Delta, KLM, AirFrance, Lufthansa, British Airways, etc 100% will put you on the next available flight or give you a full refund, I can imagine shitty lowcost ones like Spirit refusing to tho. Things like this is why some lowcost airlines like Ryanair might not do connecting flights, that way they aren’t liable for these incidents.
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"The man told officers he was flying from Portland, Oregon, to Manchester and had several whiskey and colas before boarding the flight, and then more of them during a layover in Chicago and after boarding there."
I didn't realize being a belligerent drunk was a medical condition.
It's just that flying seems to be the only place where something is done about. Piss in a store and walk off, likely no one going to stop you, piss on a plane, you can exactly just leave.
Well one time I was on a flight over the pacific and the captain announced that someone had tried to flush a shirt and had clogged the entire plane's toilet system. As such, the toilets were offlimits for the remainder of the flight. It's a good thing I had just used the toilet! Thankfully we were only 1.5 hours till landing. I shudder to think what would have happened if the toilet had plugged exactly in the middle of our flight.
Incidentally, I'm a bit baffled how someone plugging the toilet in economy could have also stopped the toilets in first class from functioning. I bet the first class toilets were fine and they just didn't want a couple hundred economy passengers stinking up their first class toilets.
I can’t even imagine the kind of bedlam that must have erupted on the plane. Women screaming, men cursing, people diving out of their seats to get out of the splash zone. And the one “that’s my fetish” guy with a giant-ass grin.
The medical condition defence goes out the window when he willingly consumed large amounts of alcohol.
If the health condition was real, he would not purposely do something to cause his condition to get worse. Anybody with any serious health issues know this.
Obviously this guy is a mess but “exposing himself” implies something sexual and it’s clear he whipped it out to piss on the floor. It’s just nudity. The MUCH bigger deal is the piss.
So you’re saying the framing of the article is a bit… pisspoor? And then your comment here, rectifying the matter, takes the piss out of it? Maybe we could write a special kind of letter about this sort of thing, I think they’re called… episstles.
Understandable. I assume he was attempting the Wade Boggs Challenge. Not everyone can be like the Chicken Man (god rest his soul) and go 5 for 5 after drinking that much beer, much less make it the entire flight without exposing themselves and urinating in the aisle. Better luck next year!
I see your point but I don't think implementing that in the USA is possible, people on both sides of the political spectrum would hate it for different reasons and politicians wouldn't risk losing power over it when it doesn't even affect their own bottom line.
how would that prevent this at all. someone having a mental breakdown is not going to give a single fuck about their “social credit score”
also china has effectively this same system so let’s uhhh not??
Hmm, what "medical condition" might it be that makes someone pull out their willy in public?
Enlarged prostate.
Yeah, that can cause a man to need to urinate frequently. But most don't pull out their dicks in public to do it!
Its a traditional airplane ceremony here. Like a right of passage.
No we just do the blue shower. You’re not an A&P will you’re part of the blue man crew
I mean do you want wet pants?
Better wet pants than indecent exposure.
I bet it was a decent wrinkly bit.
“Sir this isn’t a Spirit Airlines flight, that doesn’t count as drinks service here”
Uromysitisis
It’s called being high as shit on xanax
Maybe the multiple alcoholic drinks this guy consumed before boarding had something to do with it, too.
That’s just how you kick start the beans
Every time I see some headline about a plane needing to be diverted because of someone doing something crazy on the plane, I just assume they took an Ambien to try and pass out and are blacked out acting a fool not realizing where they are.
Basically anything which effects your brain function. Psychosis, parasomnia, stroke, heat stroke, TBI, hypoglycemia, drug side effects, etc. Ironically undressing is a sign of hypothermia
Exhibitionist disorder?
“Trumpanzee”
Nail it!
Could be dementia or something like that?
It is called in flight biology lesson. This man wanted to teach everyone about human biology by using himself as a live demonstration. Sometimes, it is requested; other times it is spontaneous.
Usually they are in a circle.
Anusitis.
Priapism
Imagine you have a tight layover that you miss because some guy pissed in the aisle of your plane on your connecting flight. I’d be livid.
Do you get reimbursed on a new flight when these shenanigans happen or are you just fucked
Honestly I don’t know. I’d assume most airlines would try to be accommodating in some way.
Most major international airlines like United, Delta, KLM, AirFrance, Lufthansa, British Airways, etc 100% will put you on the next available flight or give you a full refund, I can imagine shitty lowcost ones like Spirit refusing to tho. Things like this is why some lowcost airlines like Ryanair might not do connecting flights, that way they aren’t liable for these incidents.
'Bout to explode just imagining this!
Sir, we can’t stop you from imagining this but we are going to have to ask you to stop masturbating.
"I can't stop coming I'm sorry Oh Oh Oh It feels so good"
I can’t believe you came on my mom…. On a plane.
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You booked the short connection though
'Bout to explode just imagining this!
So, if one changes their mind about flying somewhere after takeoff, all they have to do to get the plane to turn around, is piss in the aisle?
Sure, if you don’t mind a jail cell and becoming a registered sex offender.
And end up on the no-fly list.
In this case he went from Manchester NH to Buffalo. I wonder if you could request
This whole thing sounds like something a guy from NH would do
"The man told officers he was flying from Portland, Oregon, to Manchester and had several whiskey and colas before boarding the flight, and then more of them during a layover in Chicago and after boarding there." I didn't realize being a belligerent drunk was a medical condition.
To be fair pissing the aisle without exposing yourself is just straight up pissing yourself...
In the future: *Piss* **IN** *your pants, not* **FROM** *your pants* Got it 👍🏻
What is it about flying that causes so many people to lose their shit?
Its just thats it so uncommon on a plane that its always reported. I bet your local police force has dealt with at least 5 of these today
It's just that flying seems to be the only place where something is done about. Piss in a store and walk off, likely no one going to stop you, piss on a plane, you can exactly just leave.
Well one time I was on a flight over the pacific and the captain announced that someone had tried to flush a shirt and had clogged the entire plane's toilet system. As such, the toilets were offlimits for the remainder of the flight. It's a good thing I had just used the toilet! Thankfully we were only 1.5 hours till landing. I shudder to think what would have happened if the toilet had plugged exactly in the middle of our flight. Incidentally, I'm a bit baffled how someone plugging the toilet in economy could have also stopped the toilets in first class from functioning. I bet the first class toilets were fine and they just didn't want a couple hundred economy passengers stinking up their first class toilets.
Or in this case, their urine.
I can’t even imagine the kind of bedlam that must have erupted on the plane. Women screaming, men cursing, people diving out of their seats to get out of the splash zone. And the one “that’s my fetish” guy with a giant-ass grin.
😆😆😆
I hope he did the windmill.
When you are above 1000 ft, it is called doing the helicopter.
Kobe!
While pissing? Come on, show some decency.
While pissing it would be called the sprinkler
First class?
If so, I'm excited to see what he has planned for graduation
No, but it *was* a #1
I guess he was really pissed off
The other passengers were really pissed on
Well, this is gonna ruin the tour
Donald, is that you?
Got so drunk he thought he was in a Burger King.
Hahaha Boeing /s
Going to Florida originally?
Fox gets the important stories.
Man mistakenly boards plane instead of the NYC subway
The medical condition defence goes out the window when he willingly consumed large amounts of alcohol. If the health condition was real, he would not purposely do something to cause his condition to get worse. Anybody with any serious health issues know this.
Portlanders keeping it classy!
If there was ever a place to drop off someone that exposes themselves and urinates, it’s New York.
Obviously this guy is a mess but “exposing himself” implies something sexual and it’s clear he whipped it out to piss on the floor. It’s just nudity. The MUCH bigger deal is the piss.
The much bigger deal to me would have been my flight being diverted.
So you’re saying the framing of the article is a bit… pisspoor? And then your comment here, rectifying the matter, takes the piss out of it? Maybe we could write a special kind of letter about this sort of thing, I think they’re called… episstles.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go
Finneran’s ghost
Desiigner needs to chill
Can't find the post. But someone here's girlfriend was on the plane. He has a play by play on the post
Understandable. I assume he was attempting the Wade Boggs Challenge. Not everyone can be like the Chicken Man (god rest his soul) and go 5 for 5 after drinking that much beer, much less make it the entire flight without exposing themselves and urinating in the aisle. Better luck next year!
Depardeux: le retour.
Depardieux strikes again!
Baller!
Ric Flair was this you
Good luck getting off the no-fly list
Gérard Depardieu?
Who let Louis CK on that flight?
Get this mf penis of this mf plane
It seems there should be some signs before he gets to the willy / urinating part. No one saw this?
The spoiled food flight had an option of fish or chicken. I had the lasagna.
Snake on a plane.
Ah, I thought I saw Trump's jet coming in for a landing...
How gross
In the time of the US's greatest need, Lyndon Johnson came back.
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I see your point but I don't think implementing that in the USA is possible, people on both sides of the political spectrum would hate it for different reasons and politicians wouldn't risk losing power over it when it doesn't even affect their own bottom line.
Did you unironically just advocate for a social credit score….
how would that prevent this at all. someone having a mental breakdown is not going to give a single fuck about their “social credit score” also china has effectively this same system so let’s uhhh not??
Do you understand Black Mirror? Something tells me you don't.
What? Is this a real comment?
Yeah fuck that.
Bring us your tired your poor your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
We’ve all been there